ITT we try to find one movie /tv/ unanimously likes.
Fellowship of the ring
The Mummy
The Lion King
>>67975644
Subtle, but not subtle enough
3/10 for the attempt
Not only is it the worst of the trilogy, but roughly half of /tv/ prefers even An Unexpected Journey
Apocalypto
>>67975644
came here to post this.
>>67975689
I don't dislike The Lion King but I don't really like it very much either. Just feel indifference.
The Thing
>>67975630
The Thing
Predator
Commando
Conan the Barbarian
Big Trouble in Little China.
Joe's Apartment
>>67975721
[citation fucking needed] you enormous faggot.
>>67975689
Are you really implying that a Japanese image board will universally appreciate a film that almost completely rips off a Japanese film?
Because that would be retarded
Problem Child 2
>>67975784
>hamlet
>Japanese
>>67975721
>rating a troll 3/10 then attempting a 0/10 troll yourself
>>67975630
Why do people say /tv/ is contrarian? The entire front page is filled with capeshit and Star Wars
>>67975667
JUST
essential /tv/-core
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Dawn Of The Dead
>>67975966
entry level reddi/tv/
OGF is miles better
>>67975984
I can't stand Smugface McSmug, sorry
>>67975937
We can only thank our friends from Disney and our restless mods for this.
>>67975667
Too scary. Gives me ptsd of fear of flesh eating bugs.
NEXT
pontypool
>>67976020
this too
Lawrence of Arabia
>>67975984
The women in /tv/ can't understand it tho.
>>67975644
Good kino
>>67975630
The Dark Knight Rises
Czech em
>>67975768
>Big Trouble in Little China
you were doing good until you mentioned this
>>67975758
second
It's Redditcore and that one guy will spam his shitty copypasta, but NOBODY on /tv/ can honestly dislike this.
Blade Runner desu
The Goonies
>>67976094
Plenty of people here hate that insanely long, boring piece of shit
>>67976127
You must be a reddit refugee my friend.
Dawn of the Dead is pretty much liked by all. But the version that /tv/ likes is still debatable
Jurassic Park
>>67976145
I genuinely didn't like it. Really pretty film, but I read the novel first and it was a disappointing adaptation.
They Live
>>67976138
i went to see this with my dad when i was like 13 or 14
i literally did not laugh once, neither did my dad
this film is fucking garbage
>>67976138
Simon Pegg is an overrated unfunny faggot
Mean Girls
Clueless
Heathers
>>67975630
If you say you don't like Jurassic Park, you're lying. Nobody thinks you're cool for lying.
The only people who don't like pic related are feminazis
The Prequels
>>67976108
There's no women here though, only smelly cunts at most.
>>67976268
I like it but it's classic "not as good as I remembered it"-core.
Starship Troopers
Stardust
Back to the future
TaxI driver
I've been here 8 years and have never seen anyone say something bad about it.
>>67976235
Did you not understand the jokes or something?
I'm assuming you're not British
Or a fan of action cop movies
>>67975630
PIC RELATED
>>67976268
>Nobody thinks you're cool for lying.
This is wrong. I lie all the time to be popular.
>>67976323
It got remade.Yes I know it's a remake to begin with.
>>67976306
Stardust is awful le quirky fantasy shit trying to be the next Princess Bride. You disgust me.
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>>67976245
not him but don't even kill yourselves, you're already dead inside.
I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen /tv/ badmouth it.
>>67976334
Lampooning action movies isn't original or all that clever
Everyone likes Sneakers, right? Beetlejuice? Patriot Games? Platoon?
>>67976411
Good movie well done
I'm sure someone hates it though
>>67976417
originality don't matter, it does what it sets out to do very well.
>>67976411
capeshit
>>67976376
Interesting, I'd honestly never seen anyone dislike it on here before.
Speaking of The Princess Bride, it should be added to the list.
>>67976425
pretty solid all of them
Also, Red October
>>67976479
Except the comedy part
>>67976411
I have seen it, and I have seen /tv/ badmouth it. Of course it's usually just because it's based on a comic or those Fury Road-fags who are always trying to start a war over which is better
>>67976138
what's Simon Pegg doing nowadays? aside voicing Buck in the new Ice Age
Never seen anyone hate on 12 angry men
>>67976529
Star trek
>>67976511
that's subjective, like all comedy.
The Star Wars prequel trilogy.
>>67976504
>COLD MORNING, CAPTAIN
>>67976529
I think he's directing Star Trek now
>>67975644
The only good thing about this flick is it's ability to put you to sleep
>>67976529
Probably booked for a billion Star Trek sequels
>>67976138
I thought it was okay, I liked Shaun of the Dead a lot more.
Alien.
Demolition Man.
>>67976544
It was a well done movie but I disagree with it ideologically.
>>67976417
It's okay to admit that you didn't get it because you were 13 and hadn't seen half the films it referenced. You're allowed to not like a film, anon, it doesn't have to be FUCKING GARBAGE for you to not get it.
>>67976529
He was Portions Man in the last Star Wars film.
Also there's a new Star Trek coming out.
I hope he does more stuff with Edgar Wright and Nick Frost. Another TV series or a Netflix series would be cool.
>>67976565
So then someone on TV CAN honestly dislike it then....
Robocop, Total Recall, Starship Troopers
The holly trinity of Verhoeven-core.
Galaxy Quest
Love Actually
>>67976587
Maybe if you're 10
i dont like any movies films flicks or even kino so please close this topic at this point in time.
>>67976701
What? Children are the ones that love LOTR
>>67976647
I'm not that poster, and I got the humour, just didn't find it funny. I don't find any of their work funny, from Shawn of the dead to end of the world
>>67976760
Everyone loves LOTR, anon.
Can we consider Mel Gibson /tv/-core?
>>67976768
>ITT: post unanimously liked movies
>deliberately posts a movie he knows isn't unanimously liked
fuck off retard
>>67976807
I think he's a terrible actor.
>>67975966
Real Human Bean song ruined the movie for me
>>67976681
there's one faggot who's always shitposting in the Starship Troopers threads, but other than that it's universally liked
>>67976108
I understand it just fine
>>67976798
Not really, no. Fantasy is shit in general
>>67976857
i think you're a fagget
>>67976860
:^)
>>67976859
Lol that song is fucking terrible, the director is the only one in the world who likes it
>>67976929
Exactly, everything prior was fine, then they're driving around and everyone is all-smiles looking goofy and the fucking song makes no sense
>>67976875
I like fantasy tb.h
Drive.
>>67976929
I like it
>>67977061
You're either a liar or you directed drive, which is it
>>67976268
Not all of us had it "nostalgia-confirmed" as you did. My personal opinion is lukewarm, but I happily admit that it is influenced by my dad, who really hated it and let it be known. When you grow up with that, it will influence your thinking.
Most of the characters are annoying. The kids are annoying of course (the girl is on her Lisa Simpson high-horse), their grandpa is stupid too, and Laura Dern has a big stupid :O face. I never actually care about any of these people. OTOH the water/jello meme is a memeorable suspense device, and the shots of them entering and leaving the island are pretty.
Fight Club
>>67975966
i literally just finished watching this. It was a good movie, may have to buy some toothpicks tomorrow.
>>67976929
doesn't Refn have minor autism?
>>67977228
no he's just sort of odd
Back to the Future
>>67976989
My black brethen!
>>67976807
Of coursh.
>>67976525
>>67976341
the only correct answers itt
>>67976807
The English get terribly butthurt over Braveheart. Everybody else likes it though.
Does anyone not like the movie Gettyburg? My favorite war film. It shows both both armies equally for what they were and is extremely historically accurate. For every great Robert E Lee scene, there is a great scene of Chamberlain. Also, the soundtrack is one of the greatest soundtracks of all time. I suppose if you don't like long movies or don't like history then it isn't for you, but those who can handle those characteristics should agree that this film is a great kino. No romantic subplot bullshit either, just a real movie for real men.
>>67977589
Well yeah, same goes for the Patriot. I think Mel just finds any way he can to piss off Brits. Like a true Australian.
I win, you can all go home.
>>67975644
takes itself too seriously, also not enough CGI
>>67976363
No, it didn't, although you have the good sense to correctly establish the relationship between 1951 and 1982.
The Thing (From Another World) (1951) is an adaptation of the short science fiction story "Who Goes There?", by John Campbell. In the original film version, the story's character names and behavior of the creature are largely abandoned in favor of a superhuman, vegetable-matter based antagonist. Still, it is an adaptation in the sense of its basic themes: Isolated (Ant)Arctic base, alien poses sinister and immediate threat, claustrophobia.
The Thing (1982) is simultaneously a remake of the above picture, and also a more faithful adaptation of the original short story, getting much closer to what is so originally insidious about the creature, and restoring several of the character names. A "remake" most properly implies not only that the same basic themes and ideas are explored in the remake, but also that there is a temporal / continuity break between the two films. One could make a reasonable argument that the two above films inhabit two parallel, distinct fictional universes.
The Thing (2011), however, is most /properly/ characterized as a /prequel/, and not as a remake, despite covering near-identical ground (which is instead simply logical to the story that they wished to tell). What makes it essentially /not/ a remake, It was expressly written and completed as a companion piece to the 1982 film, and whether anyone else likes it or not, or for that matter /cares/, it is a canon part of that same fictional universe. We don't have any parallel universe bullshit going on here, a la Abrams' Star Trek. It's just the stuff that happened a few nights before the "dog" got to Outpost 31.
If we counted sequels and prequels as "remakes" just because they happened to do the same thing over and over again, we would have to reconceptualize how we talk about film franchies in general.
>>67976525
shameful digits
>>67975630
Bone Tomahawk
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Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions.
I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>>67977718
Fuck yeah man. Gettysburg is awesome.
>>67975630
The only true Cowboykino
>>67976989
Came here to post this.
>>67977949
I think this is an example of a "high concept" movie. The idea is so closely associated with this one movie (where it was executed), that if any other movie did it, it would immediately and correctly be accused of "ripping off" Groundhog Day, which is also intended as a one-off comedy albeit with some very dark, dramatic moments. Same kind of thing if anyone redid the premise of the truman show.
>>67977830
Casino Royale is a remake.
The Force Awakens is a remake.
Ghostbusters is a remake.
Niggers from the Outer Space
>>67975758
Yup. Thing is good.
The Iron Giant
>>67977589
Why would the English be butthurt over that movie? We fucked him up good and proper in the end mate. English victory.
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>>67975644
>get asked by kid in 2006 what my favorite LotR movie was
>say fellowship was by far the best
>get funny looks
>same conversation in 2015
>that same kid is now in his 20s
>goes on a diatribe about how Fellowship is the best
Is this what the few people that always liked Empire best felt like in the mid 80s when everyone started to pretend they always liked it the most?
>>67978236
You keep parroting simplicities as if it in any way touches my argument. TFA is first of all and essetially a sequel, being set in the same fictional universe as its predecessors. That said, it obviously hits a lot of the same beats as New Hope but this is incidental to the facts of its plot as they relate to the earlier movies.
I haven't seen the other two so I won't say much, except to say that if CR is a "reboot" (apart from the obvious connection to the other two films), then this strengthens the point that it is a remake. Notice how this has nothing to do with what I said above. Whoop-dee-doo, some other movie is a remake, good rebuttal. The original point is that a person said that "x" (The Thing 2011) is a remake, which is factually incorrect. It is a prequel.
I'm not planning on seeing Cuntbusters, but time will tell whether it can best be classed as a remake, or a sequel, or otherwise. To determine this, one will have to first of all pay attention to the details of the upcoming film's plot. I leave this task to someone else. If, for example, Murray or Aykroyd makes a minor role and tells the gals about the good old days, then this would seem to suggest sequel-dom (same fictional universe, later time). No, it doesn't matter how the project got started (I seem to remember they were talking about Ghostbusters III with the men a few years back)... what matters are the plot points in whatever film gets completed. That's your canon.
The Big Lebowski.
Nobody ever really talks about it so I imagine reddit did something to fuck that up. But I don't trust anyone who doesn't at least find that movie amusing.
also The Thing, Barry Lyndon and Freddy Got Fingered are personal favorites I was surprised to see got love here
>>67977885
Meh. First half is really boring and the dialog was really forced. Mostly made up for it by the end though. 7/10
This
On topic, anyone else have similar movie recommendations?
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>>67978227
edge of tomorrow is the only one I can think of.
>>67975884
>Kimba the White Lion
>Hamlet
>>67978963
>pushing your "adult" opinion on children to feel superior to them, and remembering it
Jesus christ how autistic are you? Do you watch shit like Lawrence of Arabia with 10 year olds as well? Expecting them to like it?
>>67975784
>>67979463
You can rip something off and make it better, you know.
>>67978963
Fellowship is a masterpiece, unlike any of the SW movies including Empire
>>67979529
He was in high school and a contrarian talking about how Two Towers was the real goat. He was trying to bait me into saying Return of the King like a pleb so he could cut me down.
It was a pretty memorable conversation given it was like real life /teevee/.
>>67975784
>dat goostepping hyena dance sequence
Y u no hakuna matata, anon?
disliking this basically shows you dislike war movies, so your opinion=discarded
>>67978221
Hoop Kino
>>67979856
Well then I apologize, I thought you meant like you were 20 years old and the kids were 8 or something. Sorry anon.
>>67980694
This movie is so good
SO GOOD
>>67975768
Remove Big Trouble in Little China. and yeah, these
Even the plebs on this board can't dislike the holy Arnie trilogy
>>67980694
I would agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that over 80% of /tv/ have never seen a film made before 2000
>>67975984
but I'm a girl ;^)
Actually I haven't seen it so not sure if it counts. But Russel Crow has to detract a few points for being Russel Crow.
>>67976138
If you don't have subtitles on this movie is unwatchable for anyone not fluent in Bong. I say that as an anglophile who can understand British period dramas made in 70s perfectly.
>>67982009
But he's literally pic related
>>67975630
the one about a guy running on a knife
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>>67981959
i hate all these films
>>67975768
The thing and predator are great
>>67976323
Overrated to hell and back.
>>67976007
This, if you don't like this there is seriously something wrong with you
>>67982140
Why do you come here?
Just to shitpost?
Kill Bill Vol.1
>>67976007
Last Crusade too. You can't like one and not the other
>>67976042
if only god can forgive your shitty tastes
>>67982378
>Quentin Tarantino flick
lpl you can't be serious
Die Hard
>>67976042
That's not the point. You are right though.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Big Lebowski
Children of Men
Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet
The Shawshank Redemption
Run Lola Run
One of those has to be.
>>67979771
>Fellowship is a masterpiece
You LotR fags are deluded as hell. LotR has no artistic substance, it's all just fantasy wankery for the pleb masses
>>67982496
>Excellent Adventure
>no Bogus Journey
>>67982496
Maybe exluding Bill & Ted, literally none of these are praised on /tv/ and get called reddit in every thread. How new are you?
>>67982435
C'mon you enjoyed it, i know you did.
>>67982633
tbqh I haven't actually seen it
>>67975630
>no results found for 'Withnail & I'
Come on now
>>67982363
yes
shawshank redemption.
>>67975667
this is the only real answer.
mummy threads are the comfiest, preceded by lord of the rings and jurassic park.
>>67975630
I hate all films. I hate the very concept of a film.
>>67975630
The Thing
Conan the Barbarian
Babe
>>67975630
>ctrl f moon
>0 of 0
c'mon guise
has there been a decision reached?
>>67983901
welp thread over. everyone evacuate
>>67976007
temple of doom is better
>>67985450
Lost a lot of respect for Moon now that Duncan is making fucking video games movies tbqh.
The wind that shakes the barley
>>67985558
But the film is great, regardless of that
Jurassic park
The godfather I and II
back to the future
the matrix
total recall
predator
>>67985450
Is this a joke? That movie was redundant trash
>>67985674
I can't help it, sorry
>>67985703
Nice opinion you've got there buddy
>>67985470
The Thing
>>67975884
>>hamlet
So that's what hamlet is about?
I never read anything about the lion king or anything for shakespear.
Is there a cartoon adaptation for macbeth? I tried to watch the fassbender movie but I couldn't derive meaning from neither the old english or the body language.
>>67976866
Please be in London.
American Psycho
21 and 22 Jump Street
In Bruges
Whiplash ?
Everyone might not be in love with it, but at least no one really hate that movie, right ?
Pure kino.
>>67986129
Not quite my tempo
Inheent Vice?
Driver?
The Godfather
>>67975667
Stpehen Sommers has all the subtlety of King Kong hanging from the Golden Gate Bridge by a piece of his own snot, while attempting to extract a thorn from an ant's arse using a crowbar. He's a shit filmmaker and nearly ruined a great script.
>>67978963
I like the last one more because it has more battles if you disagree you're a fag
>>67985558
Inb4 he does the impossible and makes an actual good vidya movie. How much more will you respect him then?
