JUNGLE BOOK HYPE
DAWN OF APEKINO
>>67968874
This is the real kino. DC is finished.
>>67968822
>average rating 7.6
also i fucking hate this live action trend
>soul singing apes claiming to be king of the swingers
Get this cuck propaganda out of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjGvKmZjy2M
>>67968822
>dat orchestrated Bear Necessities
It better actually be in the fucking movie
>>67968822
>disney
fuck this shit
>>67969051
why
>>67968976
they sing the song in the movie
>>67968933
get your deep-burned cuck fantasies out of your head... oh that's right, you're in too deep and see cuckolding everywhere. Sorry mate, but at least you have lot of wanking material
>>67969063
Responsible for the downfall of popular cinema. You shouldnt be able to shit out 5 marvel/star wars films a year and get away with it
KINO
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WB ON SUICIDE WATCH
DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN BABY
I am maximum hype. I'm seeing it Dolby Cinema AMC Prime and I can't wait for the pure kinographic experience
>>67968874
Dotpota and rotpota are already the pinnacle of apekino, disneyshill
>>67968822
DC IS FINISHED. DONE.
>implying the serkis film wont be a million times better
Who is the director?
>>67969178
Jon Favreau
>>67969178
The director of iron man. Expect mowgli to quip his way through the movie
>>67968931
7.6 is a high fucking rating? What more do you expect? Check the average rating on some of your favorite films.
>>67968822
I hate this movie and its message.
People underrate how dumb children are and how quickly they go after watching shit like this to try and pet dangerous dogs and the like.
I always have to watch out for kids when I go out with my dog because of shit like this.
Fuck it.
>>67968822
>mfw the tiger threw the wolf off a fucking cliff
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>>67969111
mad dcuck
>>67969278
>$.50 has been added to your account
>>67969281
I don't like dc or fox either. Superhero films got boring after the avengers (which is terrible on rewatching, it's a cinematic event with no merit on its own). There are almost no films coming out in summer which are interesting because they're all sequels, I have to wait until oscar bait season to discuss a film with cinema casuals
>>67969281
Disney is fucking murdering cinema though, regardless of superhero crap.
Pirates is the darkest thing they have done in years and what do they do in the sequel? Immediately make it more friend to take in more money.
>>67968822
Looks good except for Bill Murray.
>>67968822
Why is Mowgli so young? I can't fucking fap to this.
Baloo hums a bit but the only actual song is the one with the orangutan.
>>67969270
Maybe you should train your dog not to get nasty when people approach it you fucking moron. I work in a animal shelter and you sound like one of the token fuckheads that has there dog bite someone, say the other person was in the wrong for touching the dog, but did nothing to train their dog in any way shape or form and the dog is then put down, because the OWNER didnt teach the dog shit about manners and how to act around people. This is not the dogs fault it has no social skills, its yours.
>>67969281
>if I don't like disney feminist bullshit I am a dcuck
Fucking retards. Kek.
>>67969496
>someone approaches a dangerous animal and antagonizes it
>WOOOW why'd you let this dog bite me you monster
You might be retarded
>>67969472
wait so it isn't a musical just a gritty realistic family drama?
pass
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2388771/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
>yfw WB is also making a Jungle Book movie
>>67969640
>walking a dangerous animal around on a leash
You need to be reminded that you live in a society full of other people, I think.
>>67969659
Yeah. Only Christopher Walken has a musical number.
movie is garbage if there are no sing alongs
>>67969640
Yeah I hate it when I'm walking my Bengal tiger around and people try to put their heads in its mouth
>>67969733
well is it good?
Why does it seem like Christopher Walken put zero effort into his role? The orangutan just has his normal speaking voice kek
>>67969640
>dangerous animal
Just because its dangerous should not mean its a threat to peoples lives anon. What kind of dog do you have that you consider it dangerous and are walking around with it and consider it a problem when people might come into contact with it, a fucking war dog?
>>67969714
I dont have a dog, but I also don't run up to them and start shovng my hands up in their face
Do you walk around slapping stoves and complaining that someone let it get hot?
>>67969733
>>67969472
but jimmy kimmel said they sing some of the bare necessities in the movie
was he lying?
>>67969803
they got Bill fucking Murray and a bunch of literally whos in the cast, ScarJo is only there because she's done Favreau flicks before
the entire casting looks lazy as fuck
>>67969772
The song? It's like the one when he sang the Peter Pan shit. Christopher Walken being himself.
Film itself was mediocre. CGI is pretty good, especially the backgrounds. Mowgli actor was shit. Idris Elba was entertaining as Shere Khan. He did this, probably my favorite moment in the movie. >>67969276
>>67968874
what is "kino"?
tv newfag here
>>67968874
well new King Kong movie by Legendary is already in production
>>67969848
They do but it's not the musical type like what Christopher Walken did.
>>67969496
this
>brown bears being afraid of tigers
Lmao
>>67969270
>its message
hey look it's that guy who says there's a message when someone with tits talks in a movie or there's a nigger in it
hey look it's that girl who says there's a message if a woman or a minority gets killed in a movie
MAYBE THERE ISN'T A FUCKING MESSAGE YOU AUTIST
>>67969693
I'll wait until someone cuts them together into a tolerable movie
This film was extremely average.
All the voice actors were great but Mowgli was such a shit actor, he ruined everything he touched. The CGI is gorgeous until Mowgli blends with it. Then it just looks extremely fake and hard to believe.
Also there's like 1.5 songs.
Dissapointment. Kids loved it though.
>>67969733
>Only Christopher Walken has a musical number
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
>>67969883
That's weird, I could have sworn they hyped up the singing in it. ScarJo talked about singing for her role in the movie
>>67969990
It's out already?
>>67969931
Baloo mauled Shere Khan but lost.
>>67969997
Probably the additional songs were cut
>>67969415
>M-muh darkness
Who cares how dark a movie is? Such an edge lord complaint.
>>67969998
Saw it in Australia, came out today
>>67969091
t. Louis CK
>jungle book hype
>it's just shitty 3D garbage
throw it in the trash
>>67969997
ScarJo has no singing parts. She only hypnotized Mowgli, giving him some flashback, then got killed by Baloo.
>>67970009
My immersion is..
>>67968822
I'm watch the Serkis version instead.
>>67970059
>killed
seriously? Is it a violent (ish) film?
>>67970059
So the snake was bad like in the Disney movie?
>>67970124
She's killed by Bill Murray off screen.
>>67970141
Yeah. Snake, monkeys and tiger are bad.
>>67970124
You should try the book man. bloodthirsty.
>7.6/10
Hype for what?
>>67970193
A P E K I N O
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Also, Christopher Walken is gigantic. Like he could've raped Shere Khan with his huge orangutan dick.
>>67970046
Pretty sure you were just walking around in Australia and saw an average day there
>>67969218
>Expect mowgli to quip his way through the movie
Baloo: I can bear this burden. Bear with me!
>>67970248
So did he sing the entirety of I Wanna Be Like You?
Did Baloo jump in and join along with the "gibberish" part at the end?
And the elephants didn't sing their marching song?
>>67968931
How is the average rating even calculated? This goes for Metacritic as well. Many of the reviews counted don't use any form of scoring system.
>>67968874
Holy fuck my sides
>>67970293
>yfw da bear win da jungle owl
i wanna fug 18 y/o mowgli
So what's next for Apekino?
Tarjan, King Kong, Jungle Book, what's next?
Straight out of Compton 2 ?
>>67970329
elephants didn't sing. Baloo didn't join in. Walken sang it twice: a shorter one in the movie proper and a longer one during the end credits.
>>67970459
Oh wow, fuck that.
I'm still gonna see it. Hopefully the longer version gets released on iTunes or something
>>67970448
pol humor how embarrassing
>>67970459
When he sung it in the movie was it like, theatrical or was he just humming lyrics as he lounged around? Does he actually dance with other monkeys and shit? I doubt it since he's huge but I thought I'd ask
>>67969278
WB shills BTFO
DC shills BTFO
Universal shills BTFO
>>67970448
Really bad joke, anon.
>>67970519
He was flailing his arms and orangutan tits and making a mess.
>>67969415
dark=quality? lmao
the rules say you have to be over 18 to post here, kid.
>>67970519
And, yeah, it was theatrical.
>>67969890
Russian for film
>>67969864
>Ben Kingsley
>"literally who"
this is fucking sad to read, pleb
>>67968933
>boy destroys the fuck out of the cuck swinger
>bad propaganda
>>67968874
DAWN OF THE RISE OF THE APEKINO
is this a good movie to watch over the weekend? from the comments it sounds like my gf's son will enjoy it but I don't know how adult friendly this is
>>67970675
It really is a kid's movie. Mowgli is a bad actor, it is worth a matinee price to kill time.
>>67969111
>he invested in Warner Bros
kek
>>67969890
We have a meme where we give the different names for motions pictures actual meanings as far as quality goes. The list (from worst to best) is flick, movie, film, cinema, kino
