>GODSPEED, SPIDER-MAN
What did he mean by this?
>>67965986
Haha really epic meme reddit, I love it.
He was attempting to perform a black magic ritiual in which he literally uses the speed of god against Spiderman
>>67966006
I kek'd
>>67965986
u can see normal norman on left side powerless to green goblin but on the right hes a twisted fucken psychopath
It's actually the two words "gods" "pee'd" referring back to the old legend that multiple gods would urinate on spidermans corpse after he was slain in combat
>>67965986
He was offended at Peter's poor taste in post-rock. He would rather impale himself on his glider than listen to Mogwai or Explosions in the Sky. He gives a good recommendation before sending the glider
DON'T TELLBANE
>>67965986
>Oh.
>I have a father. His name was Ben Parker.
What did Peter mean by this?
>>67968071
Ben cucked peters biological father, becoming his father symbolically and literally
Ben had the Spider-Gene all along
>Dontel, hurry!
Who's Dontel?
>Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.
What did she mean by this?
>that one autist who continued to spam lines from the spiderman films which died with 0 replies
>reddit gets a whiff of his meme and goes mental into overbearing bollocks mode
>>67965986
He wanted him to run away really super super fast
>>67966123
>Godspeed
>good
Overrated hipster trash