http://moviepilot.com/posts/3856446
miranda cosgrove is playing this girl in an upcoming movie based on this video game. you would think they would have gotten ellen page for the role
>>67963572
Ellen Page is old and busted, looks like roadkill now
straight to DVD release directed by Dan Schneider
>>67963705
miranda's probably a better actress anyway.
>>67963572
The movie is going to be dog shit like the game anyways.
It'll be a critical flop and will be forgotten about in a few weeks while the handful of autistic fanboys praise it as the greatest movie ever made.
>>67963572
Why would anyone make a movie adaption of a movie?
I was hoping for Maisie Williams, she has the awkward non attractiveness that Ellie needs
Miranda looks like a plastic surgery 'after' picture
>>67963572
uncharted is supposed to be released this june and they still don't have a script that is accepted yet
there wont be a last of us movie if warcraft and ass creed bomb
>>67964392
Maisie a cute. A CUTE!!!
>>67963572
as long as they cast based Mel as Joel
>>67964649
it will probably gerard butler or some actor like that
>>67964649
Be cool for him to have some kinda part
Maybe a hunter who pulls a sawn off on Joel and Ellie, and Joel calls his bluff and shoots him
>>67963572
Ellen Page burned herself with the feminist and coming out bullshit. No studio/director wants to deal with that, and Page would probably demand "equal pay", i.e. way too much money
just getting someone desperate like Cosgrove who you can lowball is better
They just need to cast Hugh Jackman as Joel. He is the only one man enough to play as that fucking beast.
>>67964392
ayy lmao
>>67964392
The thing is, Ellie doesn't look like a goblin.
Her face looks like a cheap rubber mask. She was even uglier in School of Rock and Drake n Josh. If she tried starting as an adult no one would take her.
>>67964845
The game director just said the other day that the movie hasnt been touched in a year and a half.
>>67964901
Yeah, not a goblin. And not Maisie Williams.
I thought it was that girl from Game of Thrones
>>67964392
Ellie's a really cute kid beneath (or due to) the dirt, swearing and stabbing. Even as someone who'd gladly bang Maisie she's just as bad a choice.
>>67964916
Source?
>>67964983
She isn't a good choice, but she would be better then Miranda.
Maybe some no name who can actually act and looks the part would be a better option.
>>67964983
the only good choice would be Ellen Page before she got famous. So let's just stop with this movie.
>>67964916
Yeah, I saw some of my friends being delighted about that but this is newer news if it's legit and it's totally possible they're doing things without consulting the devs.
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3854980
>>67963572
>Making a movie based on a very cinematic themed game.
What for?
Best choice.
>>67963572
I wonder who will be Joel. I think Garret Dillahunt, Timothy Olyphant, Billy Zane, or Josh Brolin would be the best choices
>>67965100
Money you fucking retard why else
Watched tomorrowland yesterday and loved it.
Raffey confirmed for playing all child roles until atleast 2020.
>>67965081
>>67963572
I work for moviepilot and even I don't trust any of the crap users put on the site. In case you didn't know, mp users can write their own blogposts aka their own bullshit and we push it out, officially, through our social media channels if we think it's good (rarely) or if we think it will get hits (most of the time). This is a case of the latter category.
I don't really understand what the point of making a movie out of the game is.
I can see the point out of making a movie out of a game with expansive lore, like Warcraft, or a really broad series that just has consistent thematic undercurrent that you can adapt, like Assassin's Creed, but a completely linear game that's only like 8 hours long anyway? What's the point?
>>67963572
This movie is cancelled though.
>>67965100
>what is money
Only right answer
>>67965356
Joel can be played by literally any middle aged actor with brown/black hair.
Only good Ellie choice, Miranda is too old
Ellen is way too old, and Maisie is a ugly troll
>>67965382
True but him and probably Hugh Jackman would be better
>>67965100
You really have to ask?
https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
joel can be anyone
>>67965404
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH
Ellen Page would never play her, she had a feud with naughty dog about how similar ellie looked to her
>>67965404
jesus i think an alien is wearing that little girl's skin
>>67965615
i hate Ellen Page more and more with every single day
>>67965615
This.
She had just acted in her own game that was totally cucked by TLoU. Anytime her name was mentioned with video games TLoU was what people thought of not the game she actually acted in.
>>67965356
is that the guy who played the comedian in watchmen? i don't think he is but holy shit he looks like him so closely
>>67965709
It is.
>>67965356
He looks pretty damn close to Joel
Why am I surprised no one read the link?
Apparently Cosgrove said this at NYCC '16
That isn't until October
It is currently April
Huh so videogameshit will not be the new capeshit if they are using these bottom of the barrel actors for it.
>>67963572
DIdn't Ellen try and sue this game for using her likeness?
Seriously is there anything this console can't do?
>>67966141
>Ellen Page bundle
lmao
>>67965356
>>67965130
>>67964649
You guys are all wrong
>Miranda Cosgrove
So this is confirmed /small budget/?
>>67965170
>>67965404
these anons know their shit.
>>67965404
wait, are those tits?
when did that happened ?
>>67966141
I get the feeling Ellen Page would get really mad and possibly even sue if she new this existed, but it looks like some random maybe in flight magazine she'll never see
>>67963572
Ellen Page got angry and tried to sue them remember
>>67963572
>ellen page for the role
Page shouldn't have came out as gay. Serve her right.
>>67965356
>>67964649
>>67966251
I mean any actor with a bread can play Joel. He's not that distinctive and look like generic self-insert.
May as well toss in my hat and say Andrew Lincoln should play Joel.
>>67965103
>nobody gets it
>>67967859
This desu. Joel is not a complex character.
>>67967859
this guy looks almost exactly like the character
>>67967946
yeah she's the actress that played her in the game ha ha ha
I'd be for it but then they'd have to age the character up quite a bit
>>67967730
i havent played the game but isn't the girl a dyke anyway?
>>67969086
No. Shes just a kid.
>>67966251
Who is that? And whoever he is, he isn't a better choice than my picks.
>>67969176
There's a lesbian experience in the DLC. It was actually a great example of how to make a gay character: make a great character that also happens to be gay.
dafuq? Isn't ellie supposed to be 14 Miranda is like 23
Joel is meant to be in his 50s, so Josh Brolin would be perfect.
I'll take Casey Affleck as David and Emily Blunt as Tess as well.
The real question is who's playing Sarah
If they get good actors, will this be game kino?
>>67969338
>Casey Affleck as David
are you kidding me
>>67963572
>Miranda Cosgrove playing a 13 year old girl
>>67966251
>>67965356
>>67969338
Joel was based around Josh Brolin's performance in No Country For Old men.
>>67969390
Man, God bless SFM, so much porn with kids these days.
>>67969547
the game story is basically the same survival/apocalypse story we've gotten for decades
any writing in games that isn't 100% dogshit get praised to hell but I think people will be less impressed seeing it in a movie
>>67964800
>>67963572
>Miranda Cosgrove has confirmed at New York Comic Con 2016
>New York Comic Con date: October 6 – 9, 2016
Nice trolling, OP
>>67964392
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>67967077
Shes like 15 now
