How does he know when to stop wiping?
He has Karen check his anus and rim it
Smells.
why do you need vision to know when to stop wiping?
>>67956551
>he doesn't have a bidet
>>67956629
>He doesn't check his paper after he wipes for traces of shit
Disgusting anon
He hears it.
>>67956551
He can basically see. It's a meme show.
>>67956551
Makes clicking noises with his mouth to ping sound against his bum like sonar on a nuclear sub, duh
>only wiping your anus after taking a shit
let me ask you this
when you step on dog crap
do you only wipe your shoe/feet? Fuck no right?
You wash it
Why wouldn't you wash your asshole after having your daily diarrhea?
Three dry wipes, & two wet wipes.
Lot's of fiber.
>>67956753
>daily diarrhea
You need to see a doctor if you think this is normal.
>>67956819
>he isn't an alcoholic
wew lad
>>67956819
No it's cool. It's bright red blood, not dark. So I'm fine.
>>67956672
>>67956751
These guys know what's up
>>67956819
It is if one of your two meals a day is nothing but cucumbers and celery
>>67956551
it comes out like camel poop ready to burn.
>>67956856
>browses 4chan
>not an alcoholic
Impossible
>>67956614
This should be obvious
>>67956856
I know that feel. I have a solid shit when I wake up then I need to go another two or three times to spray liquid.
>>67957026
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He can see even though his defining characteristic is that he's blind. Brava marvel.
No one hear has heard of wet wipes? My mommy wipes my bum bum with them and I'm fresh after that
>>67957178
>tendies
>>67957199
>heelys
>>67957121
I drink almost a fifth of booze a day
>>67957584
How do you keep from starting fights?
I had to cut down due to, not enough money for bail.
>>67956629fuck you kid
>>67957641
I'm white
>>67957641
>he's an angry drunk
Don't tell us you're a tits guy too
>>67956856
I've been doing a 6 pack a day lately, is this bad?
idk man I just lick my bro's ass after he shits every time to clean him up, isn't this what you guys do?
>>67957713
>after
>not during
>>67957641
>How do you keep from starting fights?
Easy: Don't start fights
>>67957584
>>67957641
used to do this shit. quit because ulcers and DUIs
sober 4 yearsit kind of sucks
>>67957584
how are you not dead yet
