>how do you want your yoda knock-off Abrams?
>>67955967
JUST completely forgettable my shit up
>>67955993
kek
>>67955967
She was really cute in a grandma sort of way.
>>67955967
She was fine. Why does she trigger so many /tv/irgins?
>>67956527
I wasn't triggered.
The character, like the rest of the film, was completely forgettable.
>>67955967
>tfw maz was the key to all this
fucking JJ
>>67955967
>butthole eyes
>>67955967
I wouldn't mind her character if she wasn't 1000 years old. Trying to cash in on that Yoda. Why does she even care about Solo if he's such a small part in her life? It's understandable with Chewie and his life debt and long lasting friendship, even if that nigga is like 400.
>>67955967
>Let me talk, she's not fond of just about everyone
>"Rey my dead :'D"
Can't even keep consistence between two fucking scenes.
>>67956549
>The character, like the rest of the film, was completely forgettable.
And yet here you are posting her.
>>67956527
It was weird and the whole premise of her character, a force sensitive guide into the universe and shit who also happened to be a black market bartender, just felt kind of stupid.
She was easily the worst part of the movie. She also just magically acquired Vader's old lightsaber somehow and never bothers to explain it.
>>67956639
>and never bothers to explain it
It's a story for another time, my friend.
>>67956639
Yeah I don't know why she loves the light side if her den is full of murdering pirates. It's easy to see how she got the saber. She has connections everywhere. A pirate or scrapper found that shit and took it to her first thing since everyone is on good terms with her for the most part.
>>67956639
They should've had Lupita as a twi'lek, but having the same role.
>>67956637
Different guy, senpai
>>67955967
>>67956639
>She also just magically acquired Vader's old lightsaber somehow and never bothers to explain it.
I was hung up on this for about a month after release, but does it really matter? There's no proof it ended up in the same place as luke after he fell down that shaft. It probably got passed around from junk dealer to junk dealer until she bought it from one of them
>>67956749
Maybe because those scoundrels at least are honest about the shit they get into. The thing about the dark side is that they always have ulterior motives and they don't care that much about killing off their own apprentices/masters.
I imagine the pirates and such in that bar have their own fucked up sense of honor.
I cringed when the bitch crawled the table. Even children are too mature for this pandering drivel.
>>67956639
>It was weird and the whole premise of her character, a force sensitive guide into the universe and shit who also happened to be a black market bartender, just felt kind of stupid.
That incongruity is awesome you fag
>She also just magically acquired Vader's old lightsaber somehow and never bothers to explain it.
PLEASE MORE EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE JJ. PELASE BE MORE LIKE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN; PLEASE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
>>67956920
Probably. She maintains a dive bar in which there are bound to be numerous black market operators at any moment. information gets passed around about a weapon of olden times and then she calls dibs on the trade.
>>67956920
It's a special weapon, murdered like two dozen Jedi Children.
>>67956527
butthole eyes
>>67956895
reminds me of
>>67956639
everyone can be force sensitive. However, not explaining how she got the lightsaber was BS though.
>>67957715
>everyone can be force sensitive
e-even me??
>>67957781
no, you got killed.
>>67957781
yes
Jews took over the franchise so now "anyone" can be a Jedi, goy. Otherwise it would be racist.
>>67956585
Hutts live to be over 1000, this isn't that huge a stretch. Jabba was older than Yoda if I remember my lore correctly.
>>67957715
>However, not explaining how she got the lightsaber was BS though.
They're saving that for the next movie, when she explains to Rey thatshe's a clone made from Luke Skywalker's severed hand
>>67957879
>when she explains to Rey that she's a clone made from Luke Skywalker's severed hand
>>67957879
>>67957923
Turns out her real name is Luuka
>>67957781
Yes, actually. Force abilities were determined by midiclorians. If you had enough, you had the force. If you had enough to be force-sensitive but not enough to actually use the force, the Order would send you to farming colonies where the midiclorians helped grow plants or something.
think of it this way:
1 midiclorian = 1 Newton of force.
This is not an accurate ratio, nor how it actually works. It's just useful because Newtons is the unit for "force" as a physics concept.
Suppose you need 50 midiclorians to be force sensitive, and 500 to push objects with the force.
Etc.
Anakin had something like 2000 midiclorians or something, IIRC.
>>67958069
>midiclorians
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67957923
>you will never be a part of a Karlie/TayTay sandwich
>>67958090
>midiclorians
>>67958090
>>67958133
ywn understand this meme
>>67958050
Isn't Luka a boys name?
>>67958133
TFA pretended that the prequels never happened
Let's all do that, shall we?
>>67958174
It's a liberals' name and they don't believe in archaic concepts like sexual organs mattering.
>>67958108
>>67958179
I wish I could pretend that TFA never happened
>>67958179
If we pretend the prequels don't exist, that would mean TFA is the worst star wars movie.
No can do.
>>67958198
Why won't they just come out already? There's no downsides, it's an open secret, and it'll boost her career with privilege points.
>>67957781
No.
>>67958210
I wish I could pretend that your post never happened
>>67958174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GqYYlqkPdM
>>67955967
>Hey George my wise alien is 1000 years old and my death star is bigger then yours beat that!
>>67958232
her having funny reaction faces doesn't make the movie any good
>>67958232
I wish I could pretend this website never existedDon't forget, you're here forever
>>67958232
I wish TFA had made up for the prequels, not joined them.
>>67958265
lol
>>67955967
>yoda had big ears
>she has bug glasses
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>>67957781
>>67958265
saved
>>67959428
>you will never be able to show your children an unmolested star wars now
Thanks disney