ITT: scenes that single-handedly ruin otherwise good movies
>>67954034
Do you mean from All That Jazz hitting the screen??
>>67954034
alice eve's tits are literally the only good element in that shit movie
>>67954306
Opening scene was gorgeous to look at imo
>>67954306
This.
>>67954034
>obligatory
>>67954034
>>67954420
I haven't seen TDKR since the Big Guy meme, and I don't know if I can ever again. It would be too weird at this point.
>>67954374
After rewatching this on tv I'd say its a good deal his fault this movie doesn't work. Its fucking pa Kent, one of the most classic pieces of americana brought to life and he comes off as more alien than Russel Crowe here.
>>67954548
Just watch this.
Tell us how far you get before laughing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU
>>67954034
>Jar Jar Trek
>good movie
>>67954616
FUCK
7 seconds
>>67954715
NEW RECORD
>>67954616
/tv/ has ruined this movie for all of us
I lost it at :10
>>67954730
It's the pose, man, it's the fucking pose.
I just can't do it. It's too much!
>>67954616
Holy fuck the acting is bad
>>67954616
already chuckled at the thumbnail
>>67954616
I lasted 20 seconds, until "you don't get to bring friends"
jesus christ what a terrible scene
>>67954616
The whole scene is like its own movie
>>67954827
I couldn't reach that. The way they bounce in the jeep with that music playing is hilarious
>>67954616
Every second is just escalating levels of ecstasy
>>67954034
what is the context of this scene? havent seen the movie but how could they write this into the plot
>>67955068
I think she's getting changed and he turns to look and shes pissed
All the pointless bullshit after the end title card of the dark knight
>>67955068
It's a scene that even JJ himself regrets putting on the movie.
>>67955068
she is putting on a uniform, if I remember correctly
>>67954616
I don't get it. It's not THAT bad
>>67954616
why would I laugh to this very intense scene
>>67954616
Something I just noticed about this scene. When Bane and CIA are talking to each other is CIA crouching or something? The perspective seems really weird between the two.
>>67955174
UUUU
>>67954616
I actually like this movie more than The Dark Knight, unironically and for reasons entirely unrelated to Baneposting. This sequence is forever a topkek for me due to /tv/ shenanigans tho.
>>67954616
cant even get past the bump in field
>>67955195
All Bane's scenes have their perspective skewed.
ruined my pants
>>67954034
you give that bitch to much credit buddy. It was a throw away scene for hype.
Movie was ok in general.
pic related made the movie into a meme fest, fuck disney for that.
>>67954616
I smiled at 7 secs, almost lost when he said "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA." and "Bane?" but I lost at 48 secs, because of his the unnecessary ass shot.
>>67955229
>Gillen
174 cm
>Hardy
175 cm
What did he mean by this?
>>67955278
>unnecessary ass shot.
Why did Nolan feel the need for this?
>>67954034
We don't tolerate gays in here, boy. This is a christian webzone.
Storytelling :-/
>>67955229
I realize, but they clearly show Bane on his knees, but he still looks taller than CIA. It doesn't make sense.
>>67954616
This is the first time I've every seen the whole scene. Everything I know about it I learned from years of Baneposting. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
i'd rape her if i got the chance, for the purpose of procreation
>>67954616
I fucking lose it at 0:07. It doesn't make sense but I can't help myself.
>>67955329
He's neeling
>>67954616
I lasted until they first spoke
Holy god it gets funnier every tme i watch it its such a bad scene and a even worse movie
>>67955329
Camera tricks, brah.
They can make Tom Cruise look taller than dudes over 6 feet and make it look natural.
>>67955068
She's changing clothes or something and Kirk turns around.
The problem for me is the angle. It's just so obviously about showing off her body and it doesn't fit anything else in the movie.
>>67955520
I like it. For obvious reasons
>>67954034
>>67954616
The very instant I see the iconic power stance shot I absolutely lose it. I only hope that I never have to watch this movie with other people around.
>>67955334
>first time he's ever seen the scene
>years of baneposting
Just admit you're new.
>>67954616
>BANE?
Every time. Text can't do the delivery justice
>>67954616
4 seconds ,until mr CIA appears
>>67955316
His ass is the key
>>67955630
>>67954616
POWER POSE OBLITERATES MY SIDES ONCE AGAIN
>>67955334
>first time I've every seen the whole scene.
get the fuck out
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>>67954868
>>67954875
>>67954888
>>67954917
>>67954974
>>67955174
>>67955185
>>67955195
>>67955209
>>67955278
>>67955334
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>>67955620
>>67955626
>>67955701
>>67955714
FOUR YEARS
>>67954616
Lost at "masketta man".
>>67955785
I like how you can still see the real CIA behind him
>>67954917
>>67955538
Well, yeah, but I'm just saying it always takes me out of the movie a bit.
But yeah, worth it overall I guess. Because Jaysus.
>>67955846
it makes it funnier to me.
>>67954478
Nigger that was the best bit, it was deliciously cruel
>>67955785
>>67955947
i dont get it
>>67955921
>takes me out of the movie a bit.
how autistic and gay can you be
>>67954616
ABSOLUTE KINO
B
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O
L
U
T
E KINO
>>67956018
>>67956044
underage pls leave
>>67956076
>>>/miiverse/
>>67956081
Go away, cockbreath.
>>67956081
you're the one being triggered by a 2 second shot of a bitch in her underwear
>>67954974
Every second is escalating the last
>>67955785
Wow. Didnt think id see my fucking mii on /tv/.
>>67954616
made it past "for you", and for some reason the fucking plane sound right after that made me laugh
>>67954616
made it to BANE?
>>67954614
nah, pa kent is a pleb detector.
>>67954616
>the people who died in the aurora shooting like this was the last thing those people saw
holy shit lol
>>67955264
>made the movie into a meme fest
How so?
>>67954616
Literally crashed this thread.
>>67954616
>when he forgets that he's driving
>the power pose
>the everything
Kino that will never be surpassed
>>67954034
delicious white titties make me so weak help me jesus
>>67954616
When this movie came out I didn't watch it at first. I only knew about the scene because of baneposting and when I looked up the entire original plane scene I legit thought I was missing something. As in it was edited or some shit.
To this day this entire scene is just beyond baffling
>>67956509
>he forgets that he's driving
Holy shit I never noticed that before
BRAVO 'one take is enough' NOLAN
>>67956499
Such is the power of baneposting. One post post, and this thread is off the rails forever.
>>67954616
>THE MASKETTA MAN
>BANE?
HAHAHAHA FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU /TV/
>>67954616
>"NASING, I ZED NASING!"
what did dr pavel mean by this
>>67956746
He sits there for like 2 seconds before he realises and grabs the steering wheel
>>67956655
dub-dubs
>>67954616
smiled at the bump, laughed at you don't get to bring friends
>>67956655
Whats stronger? Getting repeating digits or Baneposting?
>>67956825
Why not both?
>>67954616
53 seconds, lost it at Smee
>>67956846
FUCKING SHIT HOW DID I MISS THIS. I KNEW IT IT WAS A LEGENDARY THREAD IN THE MAKING YESTERDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmk9IIM8cWg&nohtml5=False
>>67954781
More like made it better. I could only watch that pile of shit once until baneposting took a life of its own
>>67954616
I lose at 0:06 every time. Mosquitto remembering he's driving, followed immediately by CIA's powerstance. It's a double punch.
>>67956989
oh man. that picture doesnt even represent a quarter of the things that happened
>>67957038
>remembering he's driving
what
>>67957053
I didn't want to make the picture too big.
I got the most important stuff
>>67956992
top kek
>>67954917
BRAVO NOLAN
I LOVE YOU
>>67954034
>>67954616
I can see why this became a meme.
>>67956992
Glorious
>>67957080
oh sure. the pic is great. one just cant capture the magic
>>67957108
Have you ever driven a car before? How would he "forget he's driving" when he is actually driving? You realize his other hand is probably on the bottom of the steering wheel? You're so retarded in so many ways.
>>67956846
What a magical thread that was. The last post before going into the archive was dubs too.
>>67956434
underrated
>>67956846
where were the faggots who thought bvs' flash/lex scene would top bane????
>>67957180
>some people never steer their cars only with their knees
>>67957180
>he thinks actors are always actually driving in cars when in movies
>>67957180
You're the retard m8. He clearly doesn't realise the camera is on. Poor editing
>>67956992
Even when I first saw TDK, my first thought was "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." This is much better.
>>67955324
what is this?
>>67957289
>>67957275
If grabbing the steering wheel like that means you forgot you were driving, every single person who drives would be dead. It's what happens when you're making minor adjustments with one relaxed hand on the bottom of the wheel and then need more control. Glad to know I was right about all bane shitposters being either too young or too retarded to get a learner's permit. Haven't cringed this hard in a very, very long time.
>>67954034
OP is a shitty feminist.
Fuck off to >>>/t/umblr
>>67957296
>>67957139
>>67957096
this rusty jambo guy is a genius. the comments section on his in-depth analysis of the plane scene is just phenomenal. still makes me laugh.
>>67957176
you failed. I saw it
>>67957362
what an unbelievable gay post
>>67956860
best part tbqh
OG avatar was 100x better though
>>67954616
lost it at 10 seconds in
jesus christ that pose is just hilarious to me
>>67956499
>four balls
That's a big sac.
>>67954616
>when they start punching the handcuffed prisoners
Fucking lmao every time
>>67954306
And those baggy eyes <3
>>67957362
Mosquito "forgetting that he's driving" is the same level of shitposting derision as saying his name is fucking "Mosquito." Pull your head out of your ass, you autistic fucktard.
>>67957481
For u
>>67957493
He right. He didn't forget he was driving, he was shifting gears. Although, the thought if him forgetting the camera is on and hes acting is funny.
>>67954616
Didn't even press play
>>67954616
the power stance at :10 just instantly kills me
>>67954034
That was the only good part of the movie
>>67954034
This was the part? Not the stupid chase scene at the end that was pointless because they didn't need Bendystraw Carrotcake's blood, they had a whole bunch of people like him in suspended animation
>>67954616
>the masketta man
haha fucking Noland
>>67955264
I thought it was good. I think it was a throwaway joke that's really took a life of it's own, in a way bigger way than the producers and writers meant for it to.
Much like the minions in despicable me. I guarantee you no one during the making of the first movie predicted the minions- just the minions- to absolutely explode in popularity like they did
>>67954702
they could literaly get a free pass with all the mary sue shit if it wasn't for this scene.
>>67954616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE&nohtml5=False
>>67957822
>>67957822
Geez had to turn the volume down with that autist yelling.
>>67954614
Pa Kent is not that famous.
This movie wanted to have MARTHAAAAA do something for a change.
''Imagine tha you are alone on an island''
>>67957822
Can't tell if Bane sounds like yoda or kerrmit the frog.
>>67958023
Grover, Yoda, Ms. Piggy, and Sean Connery
>>67954616
that power stance
the cargo pants
"I'm CIA"
FUGG
>>67954034
pedar
>>67954616
10 seconds
>>67954374
>tarry, omnipotent youth!
>>67954616
I'll never understand. It's a good opening scene. The music is great.
>>67954374
He said good movies that are ruined by bad scenes not bad movies that are elevated by kino scenes
>>67955960
It was cheesy as fuck. Completely removed any and all tension.
>>67955229
>Casting a manlet as Bane
Why doesn't /tv/ sperg out over this daily?
>>67958856
Tom Hardy is one of our guys so he gets a pass
>>67954034
The movie Drive. The mob boss walks into the garage to look at the car hes fronting. Says, "You don't even need new tires these look brand new". Most circuit race cars go through multiple tires in 10 laps of a race.
>>67954616
>For you
did he mean like
im a big guy for you
or
its gonna be extremely painful for you?
>>67955209
I see nothing wrong with this scene and am at a loss for the bane posting. I've never understood it or the attention it receives.
>>67958992
Both
>>67954616
Best Scene Ever!!!
>>67959100
how do you know?
>>67955229
Dat hair, YO!
>>67954616
Jesus christ everything in this scene is so bad.
>>67954616
I held in the laugh at the power stance
Lost it at "I'm CIA"
FUCK
>>67957617
retard
>>67954616
I...is this real? I haven't actually watched it since it came out, and I kinda hated it then, but I didn't remember it being *that*. Holy shit.
>>67954034
I loved how people were all butthurt about that scene when every other episode of TOS had hotter women in sexier clothing all the time.
>>67954616
all I see when I see this scene are the memes.
>>67959138
Because of the Tom Hardy reddit ama.
>>67954478
>doesn't line up the old peoples squishy heads and use one bullet for a twofer
He could have easily suicided with his son and the rest of them
>>67957822
The bane part
>>67954616
6 seconds in
>>67954616
The only remotely funny things (aside from the awful acting throughout) is when bane breaks his handcuff things the shards just happen to blast some dude in the face and the only part that actually made me laugh out loud is the plane is being invaded by bad guys, bane just broke free, and two guards just start wailing on the other handcuffed dudes with bags on their heads
>>67956434
holy kek
>>67957617
This was the best scene though?
>>67957822
fucking lol
>>67954034
i want to paint her breasts with semen
is this a normal reaction
>>67956860
Mad no sense. I read a thing suggesting they were developing romantic feelings through the last season, and no, no they weren't.
And I would have no problem with it (delicious brown plus a pale chick? Awesome), but it was just a cash grab for a dying series. Wasn't it even puled off the air at the end? Just online or something? They should have at least kissed to make it real, not just ambiguous SJW pandering.
>>67961765
no but acceptable
>>67961765
Only if you're not gay
>>67955662
AM I TOO SMALL?
AAAARRRGH, I'M TOO SMALL...
>>67954616
Bane's voice sounds like a guy who just hit puberty
>>67954034
I found it quote pandering, a little bit degrading to women but also incredibly hot. How do I reconcile these feelings inside me?
>>67961909
Stop going to tumblr
Or /co/
>>67957617
anything related with that asian booty is the best scene in that movie
>>67962010
>otherwise good movies
>>67961926
Thanks. Now I can masturbate freely without any guilt.
>>67961909
Realize you're not alone in your feelings.
>>67955324
but that was a hilarious satire of college sjw girls trying to pretend they like black guys to seem progressive and then walking blindly into dangerous situations because of it.
also you get to see TIGHT selma blair in full frontal.
>>67962120
>TIGHT selma blair in full frontal.
I hope you dont mean pic related
>>67957822
Now this is comedy
>>67954875
same
>>67954616
I'm already laughing at that stupid pose already for fuck sake
>>67954616
SEVEN SECONDS
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>>67954616
6 or 7 seconds in, and I continued laughing till the very end
>>67954616
0:20
fuck you /tv
>>67954616
>plane body riddled with bullet holes
>wings and tail miles behind the body
>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Bane just hated that guy, right?
>>67954616
>>67957822
wasn't there one where anon woke up his girlfriend, anyone have sause?
>>67954616
I lost it at the powerstance
The entire segment with this guy, bear suit blowjob, cobwebs and the skeletons.
What the fuck were you thinking Stan?
>>67954034
You kidding? That was the only good scene.
>>67957822
I'm in literal tears, what the fuck.
do you realise its not "im a big guy FOR YOU". its "it would be extremely painful FOR YOU". dumb retards
>>67954616
>tfw genuinely surprised when the scene started and there was no piano music
>>67954616
I just realised that the writers let Bane spark logical thinking in the viewers by saying
> 'perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane'
And in the rest of the movie they just want you to go with everything. Funny how that works.
>>67954616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Enk_Xhc7Q
>>67962743
The only part of that sequence I didn't like was the skeletons
>>67954616
Very akward...
>>67954616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0&nohtml5=False
>>67954616
It doesn't even feel like a real movie scene anymore
>>67955229
>Queer as Folk tv series
is this good?
>his agency resume lists
you can't make this shit up ahahaha
>>67962010
>gotg
>"good"
ahahahahahaha
>>67957822
Amazing
>>67963121
I love Herr
>>67954616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I9Hjcc1cYM
>>67954478
I laughed, only good bit in that pile of shart
>>67962743
>bear suit blowjob
scared the shit outta me tbqh. i first saw it and was like "wtf am i looking at" and then there's that close-up.
this thread is tl;dr and I know I'm way late to the party
but when I first saw that Star Trek chick strip I thought she was it was a plot point that involved deceiving Captain Kirk
>tfw it amounted to nothing but eye candy
>>67963410
It's derailed into baneposting like every other /tv/ thread. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>67962697
I learned how to make this in premiere just for you
If this is what you were thinking about.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460019329925.webm.
>>67963455
I _LOVE_ YOU ANON
I'll save it forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywjpbThDpE
>>67963468
I only had the wav file of the anon doing the voice so had to learn how to put it in a webm.
Enjoy anon <3
>>67954702
>You will remove these restraints and fist me hard daddy.
>>67954616
why was the big guy 4u line even said? why would a cia operative remark about how big bane was? just to establish bane as a big guy? the whole movie was the essence of this scene, continually making you ask "wut"
>>67954616
>Uh, you don't get to bring frenz
Lost it
>>67954616
>and when i say "with no survivors" you guys come in and start shooting everyone up, it's all about timing pls don't fail me guys...
>>67954702
>image.jpg
>rey
Garbage post by garbage mobile user. The fact that you have the audacity to use an Iphone on this site makes your point instantly irrelevant.
>>67957565
It's just a joke, calm your autism
>>67963545
>namefag tries to meme but fucks up
Fitting
>>67963257
Yeah, if you want to see CIA literally wanking off a 15 year old in the first episode
>>67954616
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>>67963637
put your name back on faggot
>>67957617
what was the purpose of this scene?
>>67963455
>I'm trying to have fun with my friends on tee-
kek
The last 10 minutes of Ten Cloverfield Lane
What the fuck were they thinking
>>67954616
Why wouldn't they check who they are before they get on the plane?
>>67963783
Seriously this, I can't believe the reviews for this are as high as they are. The movie tanked in the last 10 minutes
>>67963531
as awkward as the scene was, I never understood how people could misunderstand that exchange
/tv/ breeds a special kind of retard
>>67954034
Why are you afraid of sexuality, puritan?
>>67963818
are the reviews high? Its a fine movie if you pretend the last 10 minutes didn't happen.
>>67957822
>bane's voice
I'm in tears
>>67957617
fuck you this scene was fantastic.
>>67963768
To show you that he is so lonely that he choreographs a dance with his robot waifu. Duh.
>>67963783
They were shoehorning a slow-burn psychological horror film into the Cloverfield universe and did a typical American job of it.
>>67963783
>>67963818
The movie should have ended after the line "Are you kidding me?" Just cut to black right there.
>>67964145
great post /v/ now fuck off
