Which movie had the most accurate portrayal of dragons?
>>67950056
Eragon
>>67950056
Dragonslayer
Gargoyles
>>67950056
Accurate by whose definiton?
But Anon, dragons aren't real.
>>67950056
Dragonheart desu fäm
Reign of fire
>>67950056
Mulan
Shrek
Shrek 2
>>67950070
my favourite thing about dragons is how they can do a backflip in the sky and instantly reach maturity
>>67950114
HERESY
>>67950056
Shrek 3
>>67950056
How the fuck would we ever know? I fucking love these threads. This has to be like a nerd triggering troll!
Lotr two towers
>>67950056
Monster Hunter as they are the closest to 'grounded' in terms of genealogy and lore.
How to Train Your Dragon 2
>>67950114
Game of Thrones
but this is a wyvern,
Mulan
>>67950076
/thread
>>67950076
This, it's got pre-Sheev Sheev.
>>67950056
Dragonslayer (1981). The way the dragon walked. It's feral supreme predator mind. It didn't talk. Perfection.
>>67950056
OP are we talking Dragon-dragons, or Wyvern-dragons?
>>67950129
kek
>>67950443
If Dragon-dragons I'd say Dragonheart.
For Wyverns, Reign of FireIt's a guilty pleasure of mine, fuck off.
>>67950056
Dragonheart
>>67950476
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
The dragon at the end of The Pagemaster is the only dragon worth a shit depicted in any piece of fiction ever made
Kung Fu Panda 3
>>67950056
Smaug was not a dragon in the movie.
He was a goddamn wyvern and you all know it.
>>67950744
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
>>67950801
Breakin' my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
A breakin' my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
Ready let's roll onto something new
Takin' it's toll then I'm leaving without you
'Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Pace yourself for me
I said maybe, baby, please
But I just don't know now
When all I want to do is try
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
>>67950282
they were animated dragons, not real ones though.
>>67950795
Dnd rules mean fuck all outside dnd
>>67950476
>>67950744
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
>>67950886
That's a big post
>you will never be fucked and eaten by a big, strong dragon
![Maleficent-Dragon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9qmG3R2.jpg "Maleficent-Dragon[1].jpg")
>>67950757
Fuck you, buddy.
>>67950056
this could be a legit decent new meme. I like it :^)
>>67950886
U wot.
Why do they call it a tauren when it's clearly a minotaur? I know all about this kind of thing because I read a book about things that don't exist.
>>67950056
Dragons aren't real you idiot.
>>67950118
thread/
>anything but Dragonheart
>>67950056
>Suicide Skwad
>>67951334
>>67950550
>tfw cried at the end of this movie
>>67950443
> 9gag
Kill yourself
>>67951330
>implying they aren't a pest well-known among farmers
>>67950118
this
>>67951378
>implying I actually went to 9gag and didn't just do a google image search.
>>67951330
every single society has their own dragon mythology, why would that be the case if they weren't real?
Where did it come from?
>>67950115
This desu
>>67951312
Why do they call it a wyvern when it's clearly a manticore? I know all about this kind of thing because I read a book about things that don't exist.
>>67950056
Depends what you want out of dragons.
Dragons that are also powerful magical beings and can shapeshift like in most RPG systems are pretty much non existent in western movies.
ITT: Underaged plebs.
Dragonslayer or BTFO
>>67950056
Dragons aren't real so you can say something like Inception and be 100% right.
>>67951435
by encountering dangerous snakes and reptiles and thinking "man what if thes niggas were bigger lmao"
>>67951375So did I anon, so did I.
>>67951626
why don't they all have stories about giant flying spiders then? or scorpions? they're pretty dangerous.
>>67951435
Dinosaur fossils.
>>67950550
>>67951334
Movie was good, but this Disney dinosaur face dragon is really ridiculous.
And he looks to fat for something that can fly.
>>67950076
/thread
>>67951312
>minotaur
>clearly buffalo based
>>67950056
Smaug wasn't a dragon he was a wyrm.
>>67950152
I know this is /tv/, but I liked the portrayal of dragons within the novels. To be fair I was about 11 when I was reading them so my memories may be tinted by nostalgia/bad memory, but I remember liking the first and second books a lot, in no small part because of the treatment of dragons.
>>67951743
Shay that to my fayshe fucker not online. And shee what happensh.
>>67951807
Smaug wasn't a wyrm he was a wyvern.
>>67951956
Oh yeah.
Still not a proper dragon.
>>67951956
wyrm is just a colloquialism for dragon.
IIRC Smaug was described as a Great Wyrm in the novel.
>>67951956
He wasn't really. Wyverns are dumb and have poisonous tails. And don't breathe fire.
>>67952002
A wyvern is a winged dragon with two legs, and generally a barbed tail, which smaug sort of has. Poisonous tails have nothing to do with it
>>67952051
>In the fantasy genre, the wyvern is usually considered to have two legs, whereas the dragon may have either four or none. The wyvern is regarded, moreover, as the distant, lesser cousin to the dragon, similar to a dog being the distant cousin to the wolf. Wyverns tend to be smaller, weaker, not as intelligent, and ultimately inferior to the much more ferocious and powerful dragon. While a dragon almost always has the ability to breathe fire (though other types of breath such as lightning have been seen as well), a wyvern will usually be unable to breathe fire. Those that can breathe fire are sometimes termed "fire drakes" and are still considered a lesser form. A wyvern will typically be unable to speak, while a dragon often does have that ability.
Smaug this is not.
>>67951435
It's what happens when you don't have a fucking TV.
Things that also happen when you don't have a fucking TV.
>pre-Japan
>be a pirate island
>live like you're in One Piece, except instead of super powers and adventures, you get sunburns and staring out at the horizon for hours
>attack ships
>attack villages
>get drunk at Chink port
>listen to locals telling spoopy tales over rice turpentine and spicy meat
>attack villages
>attack ships
>stare at water
>attack ships
>attack villages
>ship full of men
>bored and horny
>tell spoopy story you heard at Chink tavern
>everyone else is bored and horny
>talk about how hot it would be to bang spoopy monster in story
>heart eating fox demons become loyal fox wife with tails and tits
>creepy ass giant forest spider bitches become creepy ass bangable spider bitches
>inna proto-Japan posting in a proto-monster waifu thread
>>67952127
>European dragons exist in folklore and mythology among the overlapping cultures of Europe. They are commonly described as having hard or armoured hide, and are rarely described as flying, despite often being depicted with wings.
and that says dragons generally don't fly, just like how yours says wyverns "tend" to not breathe fire and other things such a smaug. He's neither a dragon nor a wyvern, but wyvern is the closest thing aesthetically
How would the LOTR trilogy have gone if Smaug were still alive?
>>67952219
Bad guys would have something to flamethrower the entire Rohan army. And eagles too.
So not very good.
>>67951330
>>/reddit/
>>67952219
How so? Does he kill Bilbo and grabs the ring for his jew horde or does he come to an agreement with Thorin to share the mountain?
>>67951330
People believe in far dumber shit. Like God.
>>67952470
>edgy
>>67952946
It's truth.
>>67950118
this right here
>>67952967
nah, you're just an edgy cunt. There is no way to know whether or not God(s) is/are real. But let me tell you. The more I learn about the world/universe, the more I start to see the order within the chaos. The way everything neatly (more or less) falls into the laws of physics. The more I learn, the more I'm ok with the thought of a higher power.
pic related is a nice succinct TL;DR of what I just said.
