>Melted ice-cream edition
>Aubrey is not a waifu subedition
PREVIOUSLY ON
Will my grumpbando get airtime tonight?
Aubry, Debbie, Michelle are F3 senpai
Debbie is my waifu
>>67949281
good taste 2bh
>>67949213
>Rudy's not dead yet
Legit shocked, flimflam
>>67949014
holy shit scot
>>67949347
Former NBA champion soon to be Survivor champion
Aubry is such a sour bitch I love her
Sophie x Kelly Goldsmith goddess
>>67949281
I know her personally. Im good friends with her 2 daughters Crystal and Jade. Her boston terrier, Spanky, has tried to hump my leg.
>>67949406
literally no chance
>>67949281
She kind of looks like an older smirkfu in this picture.
>>67949439
What does she smell like?
>personal content for Jason
fuck this I'm not here for him to win
>muh autistic daughter
Sorry Jason, sympathy has been putting targets on people's backs since China
WINNERS EDIT
>>67949513
Red Lobster's cheesey biscuits
NEAL BTFO
E
A
L
B
T
F
O
>reward is ice cream
>the person evacuated last episode was an ice cream entrepreneur
Didn't someone win this challenge by just getting carried on one pole?
>Anna was eliminated before this challenge
jdimsa
>>67949630
they're not allowed to do that anymore
God damn, dem Julia Jubblies
>>67949648
Good rule
aubry is such a baby back bitch and is getting a winners edit
fuck all this shit
Aubrey no ;~;
>>67949630
Micronesia, whoever was on James' team.
>tumblr blogger complaining about making bad life choices
>>67949741
>lots of critical moments in the game involve a particular person
>OMG THEY'RE GETTING THE WINNER'S EDIT
I don't like this meme
what did I miss from the first 15 minutes senpaitachi?
>>67949824
>reward challenge for ice-cream of all things
>aubry and the blond chick pick teams
>block chick's team btfos aubry's
>aubry cries like the tumblrite she is
>>67949824
tumblr crying that she didn't get ice cream
>>67949824
13 minutes of Jason's daughters have autism then the challenge
>tfw streams are total crap today
>>67949889
ugh I know
all this sympathetic content for Jashit and Scunt is just terrible
>professional athlete complains about his poor family
chimp out
fuck scott
Cydnee is cute CUTE
CYDNEY
YES
AWWWW HEEEEAAYYYYLLL NAWWWW
>black girl getting the winners edit now
fuck
pretty much guaranteed a girls final 2
Has a black woman ever won survivor?
cydnee is a strong independent "woman"
>>67950073
Vecepia, season 4 senpai
>>67950073
a mexican girl as won twice, so pretty much yea
>>67950073
Cirie will in s35
>>67950120
If Cirie wins a season she's guarantee top 5 all time desu.
How to win most immunity challenges?
>it's a womenlet challenge
fucking dropped
This ain't fair to the old folk
I bet Scot wins this
That is fatass tier food. Not appetizing at all
A good strategy for this challenge would be to have one guy get off and eat all the food and then barf it back up at camp for their allies
>>67950300
yeah, those people literally starving have shit taste in food
>>67950324
like a mama bird
GO GAY ASIAN TURBOMANLET
NICK IS GOING
HE IS GOOOOOOOOONE
CMON OLD MAN
I hope Tai dies out there
>yaoi-man channeling his inner coach
AFTER PAIN COMES PLEASURE
NOOOOOOOO
Bamboo stronk
TAI BEST WAIFU
HE DID IT
A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
Tai just raped the niggress. He touched her inappropriately after the challenge.
I used to be a survivor fan, but i'm not anymore. I'm now a #CruzMissile
BAMBOOMAN WINS
kek based fucking Tai
This is a great cast desu
Losing to an old man is fucking pathetic
tai the absolute madman
Bambooman is the best
FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>women with armpit hair
man this edit is obvious
nick is fuckin gone
>>67950645
they haven't shaved in 22 days senpai
I'd take advantage of Aubry iykwim
cydney gone y'all
Nick is so god damned arrogant and it's fucking amazing.
Oh shit is Nick a dead man?
Deb is gonna meme her way to the final and then preach about how she's a genius
>>67950618
;_;
>>67950645
>>67950669
>sweating_man.jpg
>>67950645
>>67950669
i know man, its hot af
>never found a good stream
kill me
I wanna rub Michelle's tummy
>leaving the game over a fucking cut
What a pussy lmao
>>67950761
I eventually just payed the $6 to CBS so I can stream a live TV feed every week.
the stupid super idol is gonna ruin the season
Jesus christ this manlet is a fucking retard
fuckin tai blowin up his own game
>>67950806
>>67950761
holy shit how do you guys not have basic cable?
TAI
YOU
DENSE
MOTHER
FUCKER
SUPAH IDO
TAI WTF
Michele such qt :3
>>67950899
Apartment doesn't have it for whatever reason.
>Jason
MY STUPID DOG WONT SHUT UP AND THIS IS FUCKING TENSE ARRRRRG
>NICK BTFO
#BLINDSIDE
GET FUCKING REKT CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH MAN THAT WAS SO SURPRISING
THEY WEREN'T BUILDING THAT UP FOR 2 EPISODES OR ANYTHING!
#BLINDSIDE
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>>67950899
college dorm
How can one man get so BTFO?
SHREKT
>>67950974
I get cbs, fox, and a few other no-name channels over the air for free
kinda lame I can't get nbc, abc
MEN GET FUCKED
GIRL POWER WINS AGAIN
Nick "RC" Maiorano
>>67951041
Yeah, I could probably buy a tv tuner. I do occasionally go back and watch old Survivor episodes, though, and I watch the Big Brother stream in the summer.
am I correct in thinking that Tai actually helped convince people he doesn't have a hidden idol?
an accidental moment of brilliance
>>67951083
my brother!
tumblr is jelly that Julia is talking to guys and the guys ignore her
How will the patriarchy regain power?
>tai voting for jason
I WANT DA SUPAH IDO FO MYSELF
>>67951091
No he was fuckin it up
>muh strong wymen
>it's a girl's alliance season
>tfw no parvarti to put all those subtle femdom themes
>>67951165
in the game I'd have to wrongly assume that he wouldn't be stupid enough to mention that with an idol in hand
that he really did hear it from an ally
>>67951225
>parvati and amanda will never player survivor again
>>67951288
why even LIVE
>>67951253
The way he trailed off at the end of the last thing he was saying was a pretty clear indicator that he was bullshitting and couldn't think of anything else to say
God Michelle is getting the biggest winner's edit.
She's taking this game absolutely.
Aubrey is going to fail.
>>67951416
Ur wrong
>>67951225
It seems like girls aliance has gone to final 4 like 75% of the time. Am i wrong? This shits gotten stale..
>>67951462
...I'm trying to think of an all-girl's alliance going to the final four, and off the top of my head the only one I can think of is Micronesia.
I'm getting so fucking sick of women's alliances. They happen in virtually every single season, and they make the game boring because voting comes down to "who has a penis" rather than any sort of political machinations.
So every season you get some retarded guy who thinks that "this girl I have known for 14 days will never flip, its me and her to the end" And lo and behold, at the mere mention of an "all women's alliance" a downward geyser forms in all the womens swimsuit bottoms, and they vote the men off one by one.
How do the guys on this show not see this coming?
>>67951489
Well like 3 of the four. Majority of the time it seems the girls take over every merge and snipe...
>>67951489
one world
vanuatu had a good one but it blew up at the last minute
>>67951515
>a downward geyser forms in all the womens swimsuit bottoms
pottery
>>67951515
Yea this right here.
I dont think this semen hatin shows for me anymore...
>>67951526
One World and San Juan Del Sur are the only seasons to have all female final 3s. Micronesia, Guatemala, Pearl Islands, and Marquesas had all female final twos.
>>67951515
It's a totally natural response to jury voting habits, where they'll routinely reward the men and bitch out the women. Unless you can find unlikable men, good luck winning against them.
Women's alliances are talked about just about every season, but they rarely come to fruition.
There is always one girl who is a real retard that sabotages the alliance accidentally, and when there isn't there is usually a girl who realizes that it's not in her best interest.
It makes sense for girls desu
The males are usually the physical threats, and physical threats tend to stick together because they understand that they are meat shields for each other. If physical threats start being voted out, the other physical threats become MORE threatening because there is less competition for them. It's a positive feedback loop they understand they can't let start.
The all girls alliances form in a similar way, but instead of it being formed on a common virtue the group has, such as strength or smarts, it's the fact that they have a vagina. It's a serious bond that women have. It's the idea that they are the underdogs, when in reality it's just the fact that they have no idea to find whatever else they might have in common to bond them together.
Are all male alliances better than all female?
>>67951976
no because there's always one thirsty nigga who turns
>>67951976
Their egos can't cope, it never works.
>>67952024
>>67952022
What is the ideal male/female ratio?
>>67951976
males don't tend to be exclusive like that
there have been plenty of "male alliances" but none of them were defined like that, because they were just natural bonds that had little to do with gender
>>67949014
he looks like he has finally found something real cool in this shitty world.
>>67952111
3:2
>>67952111
The "family unit" - middle aged man (but can be as young as 30), middle aged woman, younger man, younger woman is typically pretty successful. Usually there's another man or woman in there.
The only successful all male alliance that comes to mind is the Boran men, but even then Kim's immunity wins broke them up and they were a suballiance of the Boran alliance anyway.
daily reminder /sp/ faggots killed /tv/
