You go girl!
Schumers chill, and I'm a repub
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
Alcohol is such an entry level drug, I can't imagine how it's still "cutting edge" enough to center your entire persona on the fact that you drink it.
>Implying you wouldn't fuck her
Oh wait, most of you are women hating beta autists
>>67947768
This
Only teenagers drink alcohol to get drunk. Unless you're drinking wine or burbon with your dinner then you need to grow up and do cocaine like an adult
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>67947887
I know you're baiting
but
come on dude
no
>>67947944
Literally this
>>67947944
t. Daniel Tosh
>>67947944
>Teenagers don't do cocaine
Have you ever even walked past a frat house
>>67947944
>cocaine
lmao you got a reason to live or something, kid?
if you aren't doing heroin everyday from the depression of being forced into a society you had no say in then i dont know if you've truly matured
>>67947944
I'm dusting right now.
Why do Americans glorify obesity?
>>67947944
Who do you think her demographic is, bruh
>>67947628
>That photoshopped thinner waist
>>67947628
>mini bottles
THEY'RE CALLED NIPS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>67948421
>THEY'RE CALLED NIPS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
What did he mean by this?
>>67947768
>>67947944
>>67948187
>lel u drink kek get on my level fag i snort coke and drop acid all the time and thats just my morning routine im so fucking cool watch me be cool and take all these pills aren't i the coolest?
Kill yourselves
>>67947887
I probably would. I have no standards and just enjoy things on my dick.
>>67947944
nigga who the fuck has money for good coke
and no I ain't buying that discount baby laxative from Smelly Dave
>>67947628
>tfw they still cover her waist even though it's been photoshopped as fuck
Question: Why is Amy all pissed off at getting called "plus sized" in that magazine? Wasn't Amy the one skinny shaming Taylor Swift about her thigh gap pictures?
>>67949396
Women, anon, women.
Still a joke thief.
>>67948963
Right? I pay 120-200 for a good eightball. Fucking christ
>>67948315
Because the majority of the population is obese. If they didn't glorify it then they'd have to acknowledge that it's a problem.
I thought we all agreed to not post schummer threads anymore
>>67947887
Well I did bang my little sister's baby sitter and she was roughly around the same weight only her breasts were much more massive.
>>67947628
>regular sized liquor bottles
>>67947887
Hate fuck.
>>67947944
t.cokeheadfuckhead
>>67947768
How come people loved Amy Schumer's shit movie when people hated Chelsea Hadler's show that it's pretty much the same shit?
>>67948391
>That photoshopped literally everything.
>>67947944
>I'm not gonna do the drug my body is genetically adapted to from being around forever, I'm gonna go for the one that's really fucking bad for you because one high is somehow mature than another
Die as soon as possible
>>67947768
>Trainwreck
I want my fucking Redbox money back
>>67947628
Real drinkers know those tiny bottles aren't worth the amount of piss it would take to fill one. Disingenuous bitch
>>67951851
Based faggot
>>67947944
>Only teenagers drink alcohol to get drunk
Fuck off, I'ma 31 year old depressed wagecuck alcoholic. I drink a bottle almost every night and I drink to get drunk. I need to forget how shitty my life is and can seemingly only ignore it when I'm drunk.
>>67951882
>thinks body "adapts" to alcohol
You feel drunk from alcohol because it's slowly killing you, we didn't adapt shit
>>67947628
Wow. They airbrushed her to hell. And resized her gut too.
IT RETURNS
>>67947628
There is no fucking way she has that fat face and not a fat gut.
there's literally nothing wrong with Amy Schumer
haha im fat and i drink a lot
hahha boys, look at me, i have no self control,
vagina haha
look up to me hehe, you fucking slobs
