Have you guys seen the new clip from Louis Theroux's upcoming documentary on Scientology called My Scientology Film? Looks pretty good, what does /tv/ think?
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/06/tribeca-louis-theroux-scientology
Glorious.
simply magical!
>>67946033
seemed like it was never going to be released
>>67946033
>not knowing louis
looks pretty intense
What a shitty sea org member. Their main tactics are to put you on the defensive and frustrate you, she got flustered almost immediately. Reassign this bitch miscavige.
Based Louis Theroux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NOj4XUk1_Y
>>67946630
Most reviewers are saying it's funny
It's 95% reenactments based on stories from the same crew of butthurt ex members who make a living from selling their stories to journalists, 5% Louis filming Scientologists filming Louis.
They stonewalled him and prevented him from making a proper documentary. What he did produce? It's embarrassing.
![tumblr_mje3lb0ckp1qg1i2jo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nusLiNT.jpg "tumblr_mje3lb0ckp1qg1i2jo1_400[1].jpg")
>>67946630
ok mr. thorax
>>67946796
calm down david
>>67946796
Have you seen the film?
>He walks up to the other guy recording asking him if he's making a documentary aswell.
He's killing me.
>>67947058
Not a joke, wog.
>>67947156
This is wonderful news
Every time the Scientologists make a "counter-documentary" it is certified comedy gold.
Now I am excited for both.
>>67946033
awesome, guy. thanks for sharing.
>>67947948
This kid is hilarious
>>67946033
Based Louie!!!
>>67946796
Of all places, shouldn't scientology know better than to shill on 4chan?
>>67948482
Yeah, because Chanology totally rekt the Church OH WAIT they actually have more real estate, assets, and members than ever before.
>are you making a documentary too?
BASED LOUIS
>>67946033
looks like a younger Christoph Waltz
>>67946033
>Hurr Scientology is evil you guys check your fucking privilege shitlords
What the shit I have had it with these fucking britfags pushing their dumb fucking liberal agenda on us
>>67946033
Scientologists need to be gassed desu
>>67948810
>Scientology shills on 4chan
Well this is new.
>>67948622
Yeah, all 30,000 members of them. Amazing numbers.
>>67948642
Don't you ever post that pic again.
>>67948810
If I join Scientology will I get Scientology money (Jew gold for the lay man)?
>>67946033
Louis actually got more angry/flustered/antagonistic than he normally does. He is slipping.
>>67949445
Scientology makes the able more able. It's not for ne'er-do-wells/NEETs.
>>67949614
Fuck outta here with your retarded scheme, does it make the able more able? Don't make me laugh, you're a cult of fucking leeches that worship the greatest tax evader this world has ever seen.
>>67948622
David you have lost a shit ton of members, better liquidate that real estate before the tax man comes after ya
This looks pretty good . One of their biggest churches is in my town (Clearwater) and they have a lot of security and secrets for a religion. It should be interesting seeing what they found
>>67946033
Pretty lame of them to put the "dramatic scary music" over it. Louis usually avoids that cheap manipulative bullshit and lets his subjects speak for themselves. Hopefully that was just for the clip
>>67950053
Found the Scientologist.
>>67948810
A new shill has appeared. Weird. I guess the SIDF is a thing now.
>>67950095
kek considering Scientology is just a millionaire tax haven you better believe I wouldn't be wasting my time shit posting on this site if I was one
>>67949948
they wont have found out much sadly.
They'll be blacklisted almost immediately and the documentary will contain mostly talking to those lucky few that left the church.
Though there will almost definitely be some hilarious footage of Scientologist shills following Louis and his crew everywhere.
You'd think Scientologists would play it cool when they know someone is filming but they can never help themselves. They have to be watching anyone looking at them at all times. So every documentary about them has at least one scene of the crew realizing they're being followed/watched/tailed ect.
Not sure if the church just don't care about how creepy that looks or if they genuinely believe they're talented sleuths seamlessly blending in undercover.
>>67946033
What doc is OP's pic from?
>>67950399
Under the Knife
>>67950348
They don't ever really crae about being out of place. Here in FL its normally 80 degrees and they all walk around in the same black shoes and suits. They are very volatile as you can see from the clip. They will do whatever they have to to get you to listen or join. They live in the main buidling itself and i think they also work there. They all act 'off''. Honestly their whole religion is pretty unnerving and kinda scares me honestly. they own like 80% off property in the area so they aren't going away. No one likes them but know one does anything. People dont really mess with them much , probably out of fear of what they could do. this hopefully will shine some light on their ways
Come on, it's 2015
>>67950952
no its not
There have been like 10 Louis threads in the past day, what the fuck is going on?
>>67950399
Twilight of the Porn Stars
>>67946796
>http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/06/tribeca-louis-theroux-scientology
how much does Tommy boy pay you to do this shit?
>>67946033
>Look how smart I am proving morons are wrong!!!
>>67946033
HI WOOWEE!
>>67946033
I've been waiting years for this documentary. It's about damn time, hopefully it'll be worth the wait.
>>67946033
>no no no you're assaulting me
>>67952044
>morons
they're shills. that's the purpose of the doc you
>moron
>>67946033
Damn this is bizarre, I'm extra hyped now
Someone please post that ending speech that Louis would make if he did a documentry on 4chan
>>67946033
I'm not a big fan of how he acts towards things he doesn't agree with, but when it's aimed at Scientology, I expect it'll be a very interesting piece. Really looking forward to it.
>>67956371
Found it senpai
> My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.
>Eventually, Theroux teamed with director John Dower and the pair set about detailing the story of the church using re-enactments of real events.
>re-enactments
what's required viewing for this guy? never seen any of his stuff.
I gotta make this money, its all on me /
we gotta get this cheese, its all we need /
I gotta make this money, its all on me /
Louis, Reese and Big and the B-B-C /
My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds /
I wanna see you wiggle wiggle, fo sure /
It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know /
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it /
I'm 6 feet 2 in a compact, no slack, but luckily the seats go back /
I got a knack to relax in my mind /
I'm feeling fine /
and I'm sipping some red red wiiiine!
Looks alright. Not really interested in Scientology though.
>>67956681
Almost all of his works are good. You can skip the "When Louis met...".
>>67956589
watch Going Clear then
>>67949822
>Miscavige didn't like a minor edit that Mike had made to a video we were working on. Suddenly Miscavige just went off: he lunged, grabbed Mike's head with both hands and bashed his head into solid cherry-wood paneling three times putting his whole body into the effort.
>Mike has since departed from the Church.
Are you SURE you want to fuck with Savage Miscavige?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShFz7oHlms
Nazis BTFO
>>67956922
nigga is like 5 feet tall ill chokeslam him
>>67956589
>re-enactments
>bad
You ever watch Unsolved Mysteries? The Thin Blue Line? Re-enactments can be great if done right.
Never really seen Louie get that mad.
>>67958514
where? about what?
>>67958857
Are you a literal retard?
>>67958331
You ever watch Louis Theroux? He never puts much effort in.
>>67946033
>clip
>>67958979
has he done re-enactments in anything?
>>67946033
You can tell she's trying to use her mind control voice or whatever. Scientologists literally believe they can mind control people by talking in a certain tone
>>67956922
He's a manlet.
>>67959106
it didn't work because she hasn't donated enough money yet
>>67959106
You've completely misunderstood the tone scale and also the drills. Sigh. Neckbeards online love to shit talk Scientology, but none of them have any deep knowledge about how it actually works. They just parrot hearsay from disgruntled fourth parties, mostly.
>>67946033
The way Louis reverses that situation is amazing. He starts off really on the defensive but then he says "I wanted to talk to someone from sea org" and reverses it making her feel like she's doing something wrong by being there. Louis is so alpha.
>>67957130
>average /pol/ household
>>67959365
holy shit the shill is real
>>67959365
Shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ.
>>67946033
This film is never coming out.
>This guy was the founder of your religion.
>>67946033
Jesus that woman is fucking psychotic.
>>67959365
What OT level are you at, anon?
>>67959669
BBC will just air it if they don't find a suitable distributor.
Tom Cruise takes it in the butt.
>>67959710
Looks like a pretty cool dude to me.
>>67959772
Just like they aired that hilarious Panorama where John Sweeney flipped out and went insane because he couldn't handle a few simple facts about psychiatry?
You know, I always hated Anonymous, but I'll admit that Scientology provides an endless supply of laughs.
>>67959710
Pedophile, scam artist, asshole.
L. Ron was a renaissance man in the shittiest sense.
>>67959864
Also had his own gay son murdered because he was gay.
>>67959864
LRH wasn't any of those things. Stop believing the word of apostates (all women and beta cucks), you idiot.
>Anon join our religion!
>Anon sign the billion year contract!
>Anon work 18 hours a day!
>Anon sleep in a room like this with 50 other people!
>Anon disconnect from all your family and friends!
>Anon hold these magical soup cans!
>Anon give us all your money!
>Anon you're broke now get out of our religion!
>Anon you're old now go somewhere and end cycle!
>>67959840
>Anonymous 04/07/16(Thu)15:49:41 No.67959840
>You know, I always hated Anonymous
You never understood the concept, bud.
Just look at this creepy old pedophile.
>>67959927
see
>>67949614
Anons have no money and are already disconnected.
>>67952044
If you knew anything about Louis you would know that his thing is standing back and letting the morons prove how wrong they are on their own.
I heard the leader of $cientology and Tom Cruise have tons of gay anal sex.
I've also heard they're into hardcore anal fisting.
>>67959962
Looks like a very cool dude to me, and not a [p-word] at all.
>>67959999
Quads don't lie.
>L Con Flubtard lived at 666 address
And they don't even try to hide it because that cult is totally satanic and evil.
>>67946796
This desu, I'll still watch this because I find Scientologies awful practices interesting and I like Louis but, the fact that it isn't *real* or the normal stuff we see from Louis definitely takes away a lot of my interest.
I think hubbard is being sodomized in hell for all eternity for molesting all those kids and killing his own gay son.
>>67960093
one can only hope.
>>67946796
Heh you posted this pasta on the last three threads I saw.
lol chanology remnants are almost as sad as gamergate remnants -- almost.
>>67960160
>Being motivated to defend a dying homosexual ufo cult
But why? Clearly there's some reason for your intense butt hurt.
>>67960093
Ol' L. Ron is laughing it up on a galactic cruiser with Xenu at this very moment
>>67959840
>yfw Chuck was the biggest Slipping Jimmy of them all
>>67960160
lmao at ur life
>>67946812
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
>>67960327
How do you do it? How do you see a thread pop up and then immediately jump into the role of a shill? Obviously you're just playing around, but why? Its 2 AM and you're pretending to be a spook for a fake religion on a Taiwanese Knitting board.
>>67959365
I thought Scientologists aren't allowed to use the internet?
>>67960327
>shilling this hard on a gook art enthusiast chat room
WEW LAD
>>67960327
>Putting this much effort into your bait.
I'm a pre-med psych student and you clearly have emotional and psychological difficulties.
>>67960380
Pretty sure you're talking to an Entertainment Weekly shill, not a Scientology one.
>>67946796
>>67948810
>>67959365
this can't be real
>>67947156
Why does scientology even try? Dont they know that everyone thinks theyre a nutso scam?
>>67960453
I'm an unqualified stranger and you clearly have emotional and psychological difficultiesbecause you chose to study psychology instead of something helpful
>>67960450
Oh, okay.
>Scientology Shills are alive and posting on 4chan right now
This place has gone to hell
>>67960327
Hello brother, enjoy being part of the cul---I mean club?
>>67960327
>bullying fedora mentality
>neckbeard
>/thread
lol
>>67960585
>It's an obvious SeaOrg plant trying to fit into 4chan episode
This is Chips Handon level of obvious outsider levels
>>67960571
it's been bad for a while m80.
>Re-enactments
I want it to be good, but we're going to lose all the cool potential flip out moments. I want more crazy people like the woman in the trailer, not actors.
L Ron Hubbard sucks cocks in hell.
David Miscavige fucks Tom Cruise in the ass.
Scientology is a criminal satanic cult.
>Just got an E meter
>Checked my theton levels
>Says I'm a faggot
>mfw
Is there scientology shills like this on here all the time senpai?
>>67960624
>Re-enactments
is there a source that says there's going to be re-enactments? this thread is the first time i've heard that
>>67960737
There's at least one who shows up a lot in threads about scientology on /tv/, idk if it's some troll gimmick or a serious shill or what the deal is.
>>67960737
>putting effort into actually sending people on here
I don't get it.
>>67960737
They monitor the entire internet for any dissenting opinions. They buy adspace on Google every time a documentary about them comes out so the first featured link is them slamming the movie, of course they don't admit its them.
Scientology is the real Jew. They have their hands in a lot of pockets
>>67960812
It's a conspiracy theory propagated by the insane.
>>67960054
isn't the number 616?
>>67947948
UGH, I-I'M NOT G-GHEAHY!
>>67948622
>they actually have more members than ever before
lol
>>67960891
Nope. 666.
>>67960765
literally 1 of the first things said in the OP article
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/06/tribeca-louis-theroux-scientology
>>67960990
The number of the beast is 616
I live in Los Angeles and this cult is ruined. All their expensive new buildings are empty. Tourists won't even go near them.
The cult is so desperate they're forcing all their members to park in front of their big blue building on Sunset Blvd so it won't look empty.
People in the entertainment industry know that scientology is career suicide. Average folks won't even considering getting involved. Everyone knows it's just a big scam. They don't even care about the UFO shit. They just don't want to lose all their money.
Scientology owns a lot of property, but membership is on a massive decline, and pretty soon they're going to have to start selling assets. That's already happening in many parts of the country where scientology cults have closed up shop for good.
Only a matter of time before the cult leader skips town with all the cult money.
>>67961042
Wrong. Heretic and satan worshiper.
http://www.endtime.com/blog/666-or-616-the-number-of-the-beast/
>Some have suggested that 616 is the real number. However, the majority of almost 300 Greek manuscripts, including the oldest and most valued, along with the evidence of early church writings and translations, all stand together as a great witness to the authenticity of 666 against a rather small set of four manuscripts and one early writer that make their claim for 616.
No wonder you're involved with a satanic cult. Satan is a liar and the father of lies. When he lies he speaks in his native tongue. We shoudn't be surprised to see members of a satanic cult lying on 4chan.
>>67961051
It's pretty sad that a large number of their remaining *members* are just poor bastards that have to go along with the narrative or risk having all their deep personal information leaked into the public. I can hate the organization but have a hard time hating on the members at this point
>>67946033
Poor Louis.
He's made a terrible mistake, everyone already knows that these people are fucking psychos and now he's going to have to deal with the fallout of legal action and harrassment from the autist true believers.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheEndOfScientology
You guys every see this faggot? He's hilarious.
>>67961051
Not all the buildings they own are used for Scientology purposes.
They own many buildings all over the world and rent them out to other businesses, just like any billionaire real estate developer.
They don't really need to care too much about the religious aspect of it, they don't make any money from that, they make billions from real estate and they always will, the religion is just so they don't have to pay taxes. They could lose all their membership tomorrow and it wouldn't make a difference at this point.
>>67961116
>Greeks
>Not heathens
You've beentricked
>>67961258
>Satanic liar continues to lie.
>>67959927
most of that seems shitty but magic soup cans has me interested
This cult ruined tom cruises career.
While you wait for the new doc to come out check out this new comfy cult show The Path. First two eps here.
https://mega.nz/#F!3l0nHRLC!BDAuPBugYdHpOKJsM41OJA
>>67956458
You don't think he gives people an honest chance to explain their part in whatever documentary he's doing?
>>67946033
New Louis?
When can we be ecstatic and elated by this new episode and is this the only one this year or is he doing some kind of series again?
>>67947700
They are dead on with their psychiatry doc, though.
>>67962105
Well I know what I'm watching tonight.
>>67946796
Hey David.
>>67960279
Seems about 10 years too late desu. Who the fuck cares? Is he going to say anything new? I doubt he got anyone to interview him, or took new footage, so what's the point.
Not excited at all.
>>67946033
>Are you making a documentary as well?
kek
>>67964723
that man looks like a real life meme
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dLeIRoH.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>67964915
he fucking does. It's like a fucking cartoon come to life.
![therouxbrothel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gtIBxaW.jpg "therouxbrothel[1].jpg")
>>67964723
>it's a Louis tries PUA tricks episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw3FEgKsPzI
>>67965071
that chick was all over his dick.
shit was so fun
>>67946796
>>67946033
>Louis Theroux
are we going to see him get blown the fuck out again by someone similar like that south african farmer?
CAN'T PURSUE THE THEROUX
Holy shit, paid scientology defence force on 4chan? They're evolving
>>67965071
Fucking lol. Louis scared off his asian waifu 9:18
>>67956489
beautiful
>le awkward british man going after another easy target
haha fuck religion right fellow redditors??
>>67966199
uh, yeah. we're not retarded, yokel.
>>67966199
>He's never seen a Louis Theroux doco
Louis doesn't "go after" anyone that he talks to.
>>67966199
>"Religion"
>Scientology
You mispelled either "cult" or "scam".
@67966199
I'm not even going to give you a (You) for this degenerate bait.
What are the best, most defining Theroux documentaries?
I missed out and have some catching up to do.
>>67966199
Keep at it, you might reach OT3 soon!
>>67966409
>>67946796
OH YOURE REAL HONEST ARET YOU DAVID
>reenactments
WTF i hate lewis now
>>67966199
>going after
The reason I like his documentaries is because he doesn't do that at all
He just acts naive so that the people themselves explain their views which often show how silly they are
He is like a modern day Socrates for weird people
>>67966611
>He is like a modern day Socrates for weird people
holy shit my sides its spot on
>>67966439
thanks senpai, I only saw the south african one, and the nigerian one
Is this the Scientology kino thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Jk4dhSzJg&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF1tPlgctss&feature=youtu.be
>>67966439
Louis meets the survivalists is one of the best ones.
>>67966660
That's hilarious... look at their schizo eyes
>>67960427
>CHERIE BAUMAN
What does Jay know?
>>67946704
so based
>>67946033
Obligatory
>>67966660
That music
Like something out of a PS1 platformer
>>67966967
>2015
i'm pretty sure this whole thing is a repost of a repost of a repost, there were threads like this ever since twilight of the pornstars came out which was in 2012 i think
>>67966439
the transgender kids episode is probably the most fucked up thing hes done. jesus christ fuck san Fransisco
>>67967056
>fuck san Fransisco
literally hell on earth
ultra-liberals everyfucking where with that stupid upward talking accent like a valley girl
>>67946696
Louis is using their own tactics against them, he stays calm and ignores the insults.
>>67967056
why was it, that the fathers except that one guy can't remember his name were all such pussies. I mean you can't tell me all this stuff about male traits getting lost is that overly true ?
>>67967353
Louis is never not calm. Except maybe in Cape Town
The reconstructions were used for historical events, not actually stuff that happened to Louis...
>>67966652
>>67966409
i have binged them recently and they are all online to stream somewhere. Louis and the nazis had many fucked up audio problems but there is a 10/10 version somewhere.
Then again you can probably download them
>>67967362
They were cucks. OH god those fucking kids man. i feel sorry for them. Fucked up because of those shitty parents
Yes good goy, steer the discussion away from scientology to those nasty SJW cucks. Let your hate flow to them cucks
