>be some random hobo
>pretend to be a man from the gods
>rail the queen
>go out into the village and smooch every other women around
What Might Have Been is by far the most emotional episode they've had yet.
Ragnar's vision almost brought me to tears.
>>67945615
Loved the reference from the tudors, with the white horse.
>>67945615
>tfw ragnar misses all the good things in his life
>daughter still alive
>athelstan still alive
>floki not going full autist
>having a wife that was loyal to the end with him
And he risked it all for some slag thats fucking a hobo cult leader and is plotting against him
>Ragnar is a stupid junkie now
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
>>67946018
Rollo is more interesting tbqh
>>67946018
i wonder where is this going, plotwisethey will kill Ragnar, right? ;_;
>Ragnar and his crew do the impossible, taking their ships up a cliff and storming Paris
>They come back after this stunning victory to find themselves all cucked, all their wives pregnant by a wandering hobo
>>67946314
kek
>>67946518
nah they'll have a naval battle in front of paris, but they'll still lose, or maybe a draw I best. Would make no sense for them to sack Paris again since we know Rollo won't die anyway
>>67946573
>we know Rollo won't die anyway
?
>>67946689
He's duke of normandy but hasn't settled anything here yet.
Plus Odo will need an antagonist once he's elected king.
>>67946743
He will be written off this season because he's signed onto another show.
Ragnar will also die this season and then we are going to get a huge timejump so his kids will be adults now and Bjorn will lead them.
>>67947103
taken is still in preproduction, chances are he'll still have another season in vikings
>>67947103
Ivar the boneless will be something unique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivar_the_Boneless
>>67947167
weird looking goofy motherfucker
>>67946314
He has to get thrown in the snake pit on Aella.
>>67947167
Based Ivar. One of my favorite dynasties in CK2 is descended from him.
>>67947222
by Aella*
Check my trips.
>>67947252
iver is fucking op in ck2, he lives until he's like 70
I think Ecbert will lure Ragnar into a trap using his kid Magnus then gangbang him with Aella
Makes more sense than ragnar raiding northumbria out of boredom with 10 men
So what will happen to Lagertha after the time skip? Will they kill her off? Put her in old lady makeup?
I hope she does full frontal ;-;
>>67948496
She'll only be in her forties at most post time skip.
>>67948496
She'll be 12 years older.
Hirst hyped up her s4 arc a ton before the season began, and we've yet to see anything interesting so.. I guess she's dies with ragnar in northumbria
>>67944936
wait is that Keemy from LOST?
>>67949466
If by that, you mean is it Lord Zipacna, then yes.
Was I supposed to recognize the head Ragnar was talking to at the end of the last episode? Was he just hallucinating it?
>>67950576
It was just some random schmuck who got killed by the Franks.
>>67945983
geez, and I thought I've made mistakes
Watched the broadcast of ep 7 in Aus last night. Can confirm that we get the uncut/unedited version.
>>67950748
Australia gets the uncut version. I watched Seasons 1-3 as they broadcast them earlier this year and I saw Helga's full frontal scene, Arselogs tits and ass, and fat princess's saggy bottom.
Where did you guys get season 3 in decent quality? S1, 2, and 4 are everywhere, but not 3.
>>67946314
Raganar will be killed by Aelle in Northumbria. More than likely something involving a pit of sneks.
>>67947103
Ragnar will be killed by Aelle, Bjorn will take off and raid the Mediterranean, Ivar and Ubba will invade England, Rollo will stay a duke in France
>>67951262
Then you couldn't have looked very hard.
Wait there's going to be another time jump after this midseason finale?
Where the fuck do you find these uncensored versions of Vikings?
>>67952210
Amazon Prime.
>>67952273
And where do I get the pirated versions of this bullshit "pay us money to watch this scene" kikery?
>chinese medicine in Denmark
i'm about done.
>>67952401
They're in Norway.
>>67952273
I don't remember seeing tits when I watched it on prime
>>67951840
Yeah here is a pic of old Ragnar.
Will Magnus meet his brothers?
>>67947167
Bjorn is like 20 years older than the rest of them but he looks the same age
>>67947167
Damn, that dude's hair
>>67952881
Does he get killed when he's old?
>>67945661
what was the reference? Iv seen the Tudors, i dont understand what u mean? plz explain
>>67953221
probably. they probably return from paris and then there is the time skip, then they go back to england for some reason and that is where ragnar will meet his fate.
>>67946219
>it's a rollo betrays Ragnar AGAIN episode
>>67954194
>Its a Rollo is more interesting than Ragnar episode
>>67946219
>It's a rollo killed all the Normans episode
>>67951162
>fat princess's saggy bottom
Is that Judith? Post it.
>It's a Ragnar doesn't admit he's gay for Athelstain episode
>>67954512
Odo will kill Charles the Bald, Rollo will get loads of Norsemen to stay behind in Normandy to 'defend the shores against his brother'
>>67954427
>le chip on shoulder man
so interesting
>>67954840
>le drug addicted mumbler
Interesting
>>67954967
Thats only been happening for a few episodes and no one likes it.
Rollo wanting to prove himself has been his sole defining characteristic the entire show
>>67955239
>Rollo being in his brothers shadow
>has nothing in his life
>his brother has fame and a family
>his nephew had a wife
>his gf died
>never shown respect
>seer says he will become respected
>joins france
>is respected
Nigga his rise to fame is the best part.
>>67950607
thank fuck. for a moment i thought it was Floki.
> keeps floki's head around and imagines it's talking to him
> take advice from the dead head of his friend
> get led into trap
>>67955837
Nigga how did you miss Floki being alive and dream cucking Ragnar?
That actor has come a long long way since playing Joshua.
>>67955892
That scene was fucking weird...
>>67953471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tejnRx7VP2M
>>67944936
>its a Bjorn takes another mans wife to eat her husbands cum out of her pussy episode
>>67956021
>Scandinavians where cucks even over 1000 years ago
Kevin Durand is a man of the Gods, senpai.
The gods of good looks and wicked as fuck sounding voices.
>>67956512
>>67956021
Why is such a big, handsome man who literally kill Christians for a living a cuck?
>>67956574
It's in his genetics. Good thing they didn't discover niggers around this time.
>>67944936
Is harvard the Chad of vikings? He kisses married woman, that is something only chad would do
>>67956951
>kisses
anon he FUCKED AN ENTiRE VILLAGE
>>67955966
Kevin Durand is a fucking treasure.
>>67957220
no?
Why is floki dreaming of fucking asslag?
>>67957220
Why does he always look sad in almost all of his scenes?
>>67958206
Because he's having visions. The Seer's already picked him to replace him. That's why Helga had to die.
>>67958564
>That's why Helga had to die.
i thought shes still alive, just wounded
>>67951474
Didn't Rollo also invade England just because after Ragnar died? I mean in real life (althought it's still debated that ragnar really existed)
>>67947203
that Ivar or what?
>>67959314
it's william the bastard, his great great great grandson
>>67959334
obviously
>>67958564
The Seer didn't "pick" him you retard.
>>67945983
Kek my mom said the same thing when we watched vikings with the family.
>>67959706
but he needed heirs, that's the whole point of having a wife
HEY I POSTED THIS EXACT SAME THING ON A VIKINGS THREAD A WHILE BACK
Great to see I've made a meme
>>67959751
If you ever played ck 2 you'll know that you would need exactly two sons.
But bjorn should have been enough besides he is miserable as fuck at the moment he had a strong son and heir together with a loving and beautiful wife he threw that all away for a cheating slut just for 'muh heirs'.
>>67959804
i was too lazy to describe how much cucks the vikings were so i copy pasted it
i also spam threads with this lagertha pic
>>67959845
nah m8 if ragnar was a real player he'd pick seduction focus, have tons of bastards and legitimize the best one when he's on his death bed
primogeniture wasn't a thing in 800 ad anyway
>>67959847
Thanks man
I made that post and literally got no replies, but now there is an entire thread on it. feels good man
And yes that is a nice Lagertha
>>67959349
yeah William the Conqueror, I just thought rollo also invaded because I read it somewhere
>>67959886
But that's haram mate how else am I going to do invasions if I can't keep my piety up. Also what type of succession did they have in scandinavia in the 800's?
>>67959379
Can't wait to the see that bastard go full berserker on the saxons
>>67959847
just out of curiosity, how did you find it?
Did you literally copy and saved it when I posted it on that thread, or did you go to the last vikings thread on the archives and find it from there?
>>67960078
don't remember sorry anon
>>67960059
some sort of gravelkind, but all the sons were supposed to rule together different pieces of land
>>67960112
So sort of mongol empire like way of ruling.
>>67960059
sons were kinda of legitimized by default, they were supposed to rule different parts of the kingdom until the king appointed a heir or some other fucker usurped the kingdom
>>67944936
This pasta is stale.
Atleast fix the women part you immense faggot
>>67944936
Smoochin' with everyone you say?
How will ecbert die?
>>67960492
Peacefully after having been title bretwalda
>>67960589
They'll probably kill him off which will be good to see
>>67944936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diuEXLt9HzQ
Is this the only decent scene in the whole series?
>>67951162
post pics you cunt
>>67958639
She's half burnt. She's not going to survive that shit
>>67947252
>>67947305
Who Haestings masterrace here? Other vikings can go get cucked for all I care
>everyone crying and saying they love athelstan
Christians: 1
Pagans: 0Floki: 1
Seriously though I feel sad after those visions, it basically confirms that he won't have any more spirit appearances.
It would have been really cool to see him as a spirit guide for Ragnar.
>>67960658
I liked her better when her ears were being cut off
>>67946018
This show will be unwatchable after Ragnar is killed off
>>67960616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvFehRud3E
The music is in a better key in this clip
>>67960740
I must have more... for research
>>67960756
BJORN
>>67960695
ynglings has the best coat of arms ever
>>67960786
>all that yelling in the snow
>killing the bro bear after it let him go twice
The fishhook thing was neat though.
>>67946743
that and ugly dude in tent told him about his future
This show has a great message to White men that while Asian women may be tempting and easy, they're poison in the long run.
