>you yell action and he gives you this look
MwaaaAAAAHHHHthe Frencchhh
>>67942604
The correct reading is the one I'm giving now.
>>67942298
He's the Black Dahlia killer, I would just do whatever he says
I think most people have an uncle like him.
>>67942298
Please Orson just say something
>>67942604
jssdonything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9yqoEhvKRE
>>67942298
well, there's too much directing around here, you know
S E X C E L L E N C E
>>67943628
Action, Orson.
MWHAAAAHHthe HAACKZnyder
AAAAAAAAAHTHE FRENSHAMPAGNE IS ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR ITS SEXCELLENCE
WITH FRESH PENIS
MWWAAAAAHTHE FRENCH
iscaliforniaCHAMPAINGbyPAULmahSON
>>67947079
There is a California shampain by Pour My Son
>>67942646
Another word out of you and you go
>>67946637
>ACTION
>... Is she with you?
>CUT
>it's for men in the bottle
What did he mean by this?
Only Rodimus Prime can stop this meme
>>67947986
Aaaaannnnhhhh .... the .... FRENCSHH campaign .... haslalwaysbeenannihilated without much resistance
>>67942298
Imagine being Orson in that scene and having to be all like "damn, California shampain, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight bottle and horrific androgynous monster taste. I would totally get drunk with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is drink another 16 year old Lagavulin in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the male extra flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bottle opening. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MALE EXTRA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of cheap beer and mouthwash and later your alleged own urine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous minutes. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before he doesn't do anything, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson. You're not going to lose your future voice acting career in Japanese toy commercials over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67947986
Four men in a bottle
>>67948531
fuck
>>67947986
>it's for men in a bottle and like the best french champagne it's vintage, dated, so pour my son
>>67947283
Kek
>>67947986
>>67948843
>>67948739
>and you know you could kill every single person in this room before he doesn't do anything
kek
Rosebud...
Yes, Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait that's terrible.
I quit.
Did they ever release an actual ad? All I've ever seen are these outtakes
>>67949150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbfwXcoRcs&feature=youtu.be&t=67
>>67949356
I bet that took at least a hundred takes
>>67949399
well, they re-recorded his lines and edited the shit out of the footage they had
>>67942298
Fucking spit out my drink.
well memed/10
this is amazing
>>67945071
MWAAAHH! NOTHING SEX-EEEDS LIKE SEX-ESSS!!
>>67948739
Lazy
>>67949025
This is never not funny. You've done it already and I'm going to do it again.
and green peaness. Wait, that's TERRIBLE..!
Oh, just a few for the Road..! OH, YES!
>>67942298
Mwahaaaaa the french are known for their shitposting excellence
>>67946637
Kek
>>67948739
Good start but needs more edits.
>>67949933
what luck! there's a frenshfryinmybeard!
Why did this suddenly become a meme
>>67950287
it had tons of untapped potential
>>67950287
/tv/ will post no meme before it's time
>>67950287
becauseitscelebratedforitsexexcellence
>>67950386
>>67950287
just meme anything?
>>67950287
MHWaaaaaaaH the memes
Imagine being Orson in that scene and having to be all like "damn, California shampain, you fuckin' fine, all tasty with your tight bottle and horrific androgynous label. I would totally get drunk with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is sample another 16 year old Lagavulin in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the male extra flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bottle opening. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MALE EXTRA OPENS A BOTTLE LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day while he struggles with the cork. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of cheap beer and mouthwash and later your alleged own urine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drank anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat breaking out on his dimpled stomach as you sip the 'champagne' as he flaunts his contorted hands, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "sommelier (for that is what he calls himself)" skills, the wine opening skills he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous minutes. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before he doesn't do anything, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson. You're not going to lose your future voice acting career in Japanese toy commercials over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67950287
Because the right reading for this is the one I'm giving it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol5RpDEzLzY
Shedoesntdoanything?
>>67950638
at least he's engaged and lucid here
>>67949356
>that shaky as fuck hand at the end
kek
>>67942298
I love how his voice seems to pick up this weird Irish twang
>>67950386
perfect
>>67942298
>20 takes into french champagne and excellence he gives you this look
I hope I'm an overweight, rich, jolly alcoholic like Orson Welles when I'm old. Not even joking.
>>67950603
>... on Bane has ALWAYS been deleted for its diligence... Thereisa Glengarryglenross meme on Alec Baldwin... inspired by that same meme diligence... it's posted on the /tv/ and like the best /tv/... memes it's shitPOSTED... so alec baldwin...
