https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUXlP0e7kw
im Crawley (Michael Manasseri - WEIRD SCIENCE, LICENSE TO DRIVE, DIRTY LOVE, BABYSITTER WANTED) is having a really bad day. He gets fired from his job at the nuclear power plant, his car is towed, he discovers his wife is having an affair, then a kind man who saves his life turns out to be an evil scientist. Jim is abducted by the scientist and infected with a deadly mosquito-borne virus that is spreading across the planet. Turns out all those years of exposure to nuclear radiation and rabid mosquito DNA don't mix very well. Unfortunately for the scientist (RICKY WAYNE) and anyone else whoever wronged Jim, vengeance comes in the form of the half man-half mosquito.
Sounds pretty good, hoping Disney makes a Smee movie soon.
>he gets his own spinoff before CIA
who the fuck is responsible for the IP?
>>67941150
it's kinda like how Iron Man got an MCU movie before Spider-Man
Mosquito Man is moving up in the world and becoming more prominent, we should be proud of him.
>>67941045
Looks good
>>67941045
GET IN THE DAMN CAR BARRY
We're doing this thread again, eh?
Witness 'em
Wasn't this already a movie?
I remember distinctly two different Mosquito Man movies in the mid 2000s. One was called Mansquito
>>67941045
>we wanna catch this guy we gotta think like a mosquito
>>67941536
We're on our own. The fire died out.
>>67941594
Mosquitoman IS Mansquito, it has multiple titles
>>67941441
This can't be happening
>"He works for the Manessari. The Mosquito Man."
>"Monty Bane?"
>The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
>Baneposting Squad (2016)
>Mosquito Man (2016)
>Smee and Maimen (2017)
>Big Guy League (2017)
Is CIAshit the new capeshit?
>>67941653
Oh. Did not know that dude.
>>67941617
the fire will rise
Baneposting will never die.
>>67941045
literally Low Budget: The Movie
There won't be a single dubs in this thread.
>>67942979
Are you sure?
>>67942979
You underestimate my power
Praise Kek
>>67942979
Just wait
>>67942979
YOU'LL GET YOU DUBS WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
>>67941974
I hope so
>>67942979
My repeating digits say otherwise.
>>67942979
Are you sure about that?
>>67942979
>>67942979
It's true. All of it. The big guy. The plane., they're real.
>>67942979
>>67941045
Are gays the only thing that can stop Mosquito Man? He better not go to San Francisco.
>>67942979
check em
>>67943766
execute it
Dubs and extraterrestrials unveil themselves to the public tomorrow.
>>67943766
impressive
>>67941045
>policeman gags at the reveal of a dead body
>senior officer calls him a "rookie"
oh boy this is gonna be good
>>67942979
>that time
subtle
>>67941045
>release the CGI mosquitos
>>67941045
Bane posting has gone too far
>>67944262
the fire rises brother
>>67943263
I love this.
>>67944400
>>67943766
>>67943911
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>>67944466
The door has been fixed
>>67941045
Longest 2 minutes of my life
>we gotta think like a mosquito
I can't believe all the man hours that was put into this production. It's like that joke about Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People
>>67941045
Wait is this real? I thought it was a joke poster based off of CIA and Bane
>>67944800
>>67944800
>>67943766
>>67943911
>>67944400
>>67944466
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>>67944988
Dubs or trips and we get UFOs
I loved this thread yesterday.
Praise Kek and your faith will be rewarded with dubs.
>>67944800
>>67941045
Will CIA cameo? Just to help establish the Baneverse?
I've been waiting for this day for a long time
Don't tell me it's happening again
>>67948774
Im afraid so
>>67942012
Can't blame you. They did it with an unrelated flick about a guy turning into a shark too, Hammerhead Shark Frenzy to Sharkman
It's not so bad if you grade it on a curve, actually. I actually enjoyed it as a Fly ripoff more than I enjoyed Fly 2.
>>67945270
Never forget this scene was batman killing the joker
>>67941441
chegg em
>>67949724
I never realized until your post that Christian Bale would make an outstanding Joker.
>>67949949
>949 949
unconventional dubs
>>67950001
Oooo so close ouch
>>67950001
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