ITT: /tv/ writes a movie script 1 line, action or scene change at a time.
>FADE IN: DINER. DAWN
>an invincible black man walks in and sits beside a gay white bottom, their eyes meet
>>67932893
>It Ain't me starts playing on the jukebox
Gay white bottom: do you have the stuff?
>...before the Diner is destroyed by a huge explosion.
> The waitress comes over
FREEZE FRAME *record scratch*
>The invincible black man shields his submissive white lover from the explosion with his massive frame
>star wipe to a field in Central Asia. A man stands in front of a plane. His thumbs tucked into his slacks, his stance confident
>"is she with you?", the bottom asks
REEEEEEEEEEEE can be heard muffled in the distance
>>67932995
>It's the beta jihad
>>67932911
>Whiteboi: ''Knock knock.''
>Blackman: ''Who's there?''
>Whiteboi: ''Cück.''
>Blackman: ''Cück who?''
>Whiteboi: ''CÜCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT''
BANE?
>"you're not a real laywer" the cuck named chuck tells the invincible black man
>QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP
>''You gon' get cucced,'' the black man says ominously.
>Scene 2: the ga white bottom and invincible black man stumble out of the exploded diner, they're beset by the beta jihadists, screeching the war reeeeeee
>>67933107
>a puerto rican man is shown showering and singing
>Black guy fights off beta jihadists while white guy watches in ahhh hoping that jerome will fuck his wife and his wife's daughter
>a beta jihadi sinks his teeth into cuckboi's neck. He screams girlishly as a record scratches and the frame freezes
>protagonist bends wife over for big black bull
>>67933170
>I bet youre wondering how I got here
>>67932893
>And then 5 niggers take turns having sex with a dead seagull on the beach.
>>67933193
>We gotta go wayy back
>rewind sound
>star wipe to the intro scene of the Pest
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell
>>67933285
>CUT TO:
>Tarantino drinking coffee and talking to Sam Jackson in a booth in the diner.
>Tarantino: ''Alright, so get this alright? You remember that devil in Star Wars? The guy who looks like he's about visit some serious motherfucking mischief on someone's ass?''
>Sam: ''Yeah I remember.''
>Tarantino: ''Alright so get this okay? I started thinking, 'Why is the Devil in Star Wars?' alright? Well the reason, is cuz a galaxy far far away... is actually Hell, alright?''
>Sam: ''Shit. You just blew this nigga's mind.''
>>67932893
In hell lives a farmer named "moustache french guy", seeding tremenduous trees of sour grapes that provoke jealousy and envy in the local peasants for both its formidable stature and immense width
>>67933285
FUCKING HELL LAD
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>67933285
sides=in orbit
holy moly
>When suddenly, a man with a gun walked in
>>67933285
Fucking lollapalooza
Ok guys I wrote this into an actual script. How do I share it with you? /tv/ won't let me upload a PDF.
>>67934203
Nevermind, got it.
>>67934279
>>67932893
>BIG GUY ENTERS
>>67934299
>>67933016
>one line at a time
>writes 5 lines
Wow. You're a fucking illiterate retard, bud.
>>67934316
>>67934352
BRAVISSIMÓ
>>67934352
>>67934316
>>67934299
>>67934279
So much cringe.
>As the invincible black man and gay white bottom recover from the explosion, a man in a suit & tie wearing sunglasses approaches
>>67934352
That's a good script. But I doubt it'll sell much.
>>67934459
Brazzers could make it into a porn again
>>67934352
Casting Director in the house, first dubs casts Invincible Black Man
>>67934494
Leeroy Jenkins
>>67934494
>Elijah Wood
>>67934494
Armond White
>>67934494
John Boyega
>>67934494
Neil "rèddit" degrasse tyson
>>67934627
Rolling
>>67934494
Dave Chappelle
>>67934494
Keith David
>>67934494
Jewel Staite
>>67934494
Benedict Cumberbatch in blackface
>>67932893
>EVERY PROPHET IN HIS HOUSE
>>67934494
My dad
>>67934830
My wife's son
>>67934781
Rolling
>>67934494
Fat Carmella Bing
>>67934494
RDJ in blackface
>>67934494
Brendan Fraser in blackface
interior: music playing: from the sounds we can hear it's off the local radios choice of top 80s hits
>>67934494
Tom Hanks in yellowface.
>>67934352
>>67934279
>>67934299
>>67934316
Purest ķįno tbqh
>>67934494
Rupaul
>>67934494
Idris elbow
>>67935114
>tfw that isn't photoshopped
>>67935381
Rolling
>>67934494
Aiden Gillen in black face
>>67934494
Lena Dunham, fully nude, in black face.
>>67934494
Nic Cage.
>>67934494
Chiwotle ejiofer
>>67934494
Idris elba
Now who plays gay white bottom?
>>67934494
Mel gibson
>>67933075
Is this a marvel movie?
>>67938766
Checked. Now onto who plays gay white bottom.
Rolling for Brendan