>Marvel Studios will never, EVER have a 29% Rotten Tomato score
>Marvel Studios will never, EVER give us a mature story with deep characters that have rich backgrounds
>Marvel Studios will only ever give us QUIPS
>>67928992
THIS.
FUCK YOU OP, BvS IS CAPEKINO! SNYDER IS A VISIONARY, MARVELDRONES ARE JUST TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND ART!!!!
>>67928963
Please stop!!
DELETE THIS!
>>67928998
>>67928992
DC KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Is this a good meme?
Go easy on me lol, first time making one
Pic small because posted from my iPhone
>>67929115
nice
>>67928963
Oh my god shut the fuck up already. Make better use of the Internet your parents pay for, pissant.
>Marvelfags will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo&nohtml5=False
>>67928963
This doesn't actually bother anyone and you're making yourself look way more juvenile.
>>67929252
pic related its you
>>67929252
>i-i'm not bothered, no one cares about critical reception anyway!!!! the opinion of autists on an anonymous image board, now that's something people really respect! 10 years down the line no one will remember 29%, everyone will remember it as a true capekino. t. DCuck
>>67928963
A-at least we're deep and philosophical. A-all you guys have is quips
>>67929286
>>67929310
Like I said. Nice image replies btw. Do you point to a picture of a toilet when you want your nurse to take you to pee?
>>67929310
>Citizen Kane, 2001: A Space Odyssey and A Clockwork Orange weren't appreciated when they first came out
You could make this exact argument with the next Sandler shit-fest
>>67929354
You can't, because Sandler films aren't kino.
>>67929391
Also, most Sandler movies get more than 29%
>>67929420
Exactly. They're not under-appreciated at the time of release, and therefore won't become cult classics like BVS will.
>>67929343
>Do you point to a picture of a toilet when you want your nurse to take you to pee?
Haha what the fuck are you talking about?
So what is Marvel plotting for the MCU after Infinity Wars? Do they bring in Sub-Mariner, Doom, Fantastic Four, Galactus? Do they do Cancerverse?
>>67929452
>Doom, FF, Galactus
DO YOU EVEN FILM RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
>>67929452
Reboot with black cap, female Thor and midget iron man
>>67929434
I'm a DC fanboy. I defended Man of Steel. I followed the production of BvS from the day it was announced. I constantly reassured myself and other that it will be good. I wait three years to see it and even I can admit that it just wasn't a good film. It's not 29% on RT bad but it's not worth defending either.
>>67929452
Exactly the same as what it always plots for the MCU: quips, le ebin bantz, PUNY GOD, and no attempt at anything meaningful whatsoever.
>>67929448
It's a method used by the low functioning, non verbal autistic to communicate. Show a picture of food when hungry, toilet for bathroom, etc.
You use some drawing to convey your opinion instead of using your words.
The fact that this had to be spelled out for you speaks volumes btw.
>>67929470
>implying they can't easily afford them now that FF has flopped twice
>>67929452
by that point the DCU will be in such an awful state that DC will pay Marvel to take their characters and they'll make Marvel vs DC and make 5 billion opening day
>>67929522
>It's a method used by the low functioning, non verbal autistic to communicate. Show a picture of food when hungry, toilet for bathroom, etc
i got it, I thought it was a sweet burn
>>67929522
Yeah but it was a shit insult that had nothing to do with what they posted.
>>67929498
Peter Dinklage as Iron Man?
>>67929521
It must be awful living in a world where nothing good ever happens.
>>67929518
Perhaps Marvel's The Quipvengers: Age of Quiptron is more suited to your level of intelligence.
>>67929544
>""""""""""""""""they""""""""""
Because all their movies are generic and follow the same safe formula over and over. They don't try to be anything other than what pleases a focus group. It's also why none of their movies are exceptional
>>67929534
Horrible, aren't they?
>>67929552
>Avengers is shit coz quips
You mean that the movie is fun? A movie is shit because it was enjoyable?
>>67929542
I'm more than sure a lot if nuerotypical individuals would get that joke. Half the people here are too stupid to insult tho so next time I'll just say "hurr you're retarded" or something.
>>67929591
No, because quips. Learn to fucking read.
Oh, but I forget. You're a Marvel fan. Of course you can't read.
>>67929567
It's better to not take risks and keep making fun movies than to try to do something exceptional and fail spectacularly.
>>67929591
Movies aren't meant to be enjoyed. They're meant to be analyzed and interpreted in a serious manner while sipping cognac with the other gentlemen.
>>67929534
Steel is DC
>>67929115
SU SI SKWA ON SU SI WA
>>67929612
see >>67929518
I literally said I'm a DC fanboy
BvS has honestly outed a lot of you as really stupid.
>>67929534
>0 Marvel Studios movies
>1 DC property movie
Whelp, great point m8
>>67929534
Steel is DC.
>>67929681
>>67929667
>>67929642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_%28John_Henry_Irons%29
dude superheroes eating takeaway food together lmao
isn't that funny? they're superheroes, but they're regular guys really lol
hahaha
ebin
>>67929706
At least they're likeable
>>67929026
What does it mean?
>>67929706
JARS OF PISS LMAO
>>67929706
I don't understand. Why is this a problem? Turtles always ate pizza.
Now THIS is more my speed!
>>67929696
How was the budget so low? Surely Shaq alone asked for more than 16 million.
>>67928998
>Marvel Studios will never, EVER give us a mature story with deep characters that have rich backgrounds
>Neither will Zack Snyder
It truly is the dawn of capekino as we understand it.
>>67929754
>any of those characters
>likeable
lol which one? iron wit? jewish girl who uses pistols? bor, the god of wooden acting? they're all obnoxious, smarmy faggots
It was 100x better than age of pootron desu
>>67929115
They're image macros you goddam 9gagger piece of shit. And that's not even a macro, that's a pie chart.
>>67929845
You must be like that guy from Saya no Uta who only saw excrement and intestines everywhere he looked.
>>67929203
>implying that wasn't the best scene on any capeshit ever.
snyderfags on suicide watch
>>67929706
But they are. They still need to eat. Iron Man is a guy in a suit, he still needs to eat. Widowmaker is an autistic spy. She still needs to eat. Not!GreenArrow fires arrows and does martial arts. He still needs to eat. Hulk still needs food when he isn't raging. Captain America isn't going to turn down a burger, he still needs to eat.
Only Scarlet Witch and The Vision don't need to eat.
>>67929203
But that's not MCU.
>>67929470
There was some talk about Marvel getting them for sure in 4 years or so, even if Fox tries another cash in.
>>67929786
Look at that placement of the black womans hand on the right. I can't tell if the person n ext to her is male or female, but either way, that's pretty lewd.
Also, Pratt is GOAT.
>>67929203
I forgot how good Jameson was in these.
>>67929498
They already have a midget iron man.
>>67929534
A movie made from a Marvel property =/= a Marvel studios movie
>>67929343
>Nice image replies
is this meant to be an insult? lmao
>/v/ tier falseflagging
Thats it, this place is 100% irredeemable now
Reminder
So She-Hulk when?
>>67930575
>memepolls
>>67928963
Marvel is king right?
MEME OFF BRO! ME AND YOU
>Marvel is responsible for the lowest scoring superhero movie of the decade
JUST
>>67930770
Fox was. Marvel Studios wasn't. If the rights to FF were in Disney's hands they would have produced yet another Superhero movie that would be better than BvS. This is coming from a DC fan.
>>67930770
Marvel is dead
>>67929354
>Citizen Kane, 2001: A Space Odyssey and A Clockwork Orange weren't appreciated when they first came out
They also weren't utterly panned but got mediocre reviews. Whoever puts BvS on the same level as any of these films should be hung by the neck
>>67930809
>Marvel faggots can't read
No surprise there
>>67930871
It was Marvel characters but not a Marvel movie.
>>67930871
Do you know the difference between Marvel the comic book company and Marvel the film studio?
>>67930809
>memepool is successful
marveltards: another hit marvel movie! take that dc! xD
>fag4 tanks
marveltards: that doesn't count! it's a fox movie!
>>67930891
Dumb marvel cuck in denial lmao
Stick to quipshit
>>67928963
>>67928998
Neither will DC
>>67930995
Didn't mean for op whoops
>>67928963
You know that Marvel Studios has existed since before the MCU and were the guys who produced Elektra, right? That 10% one?
Do you just mean the MCU?
Thor 2 got 43% from top critics, think that's the lowest they've had so far.
>>67930955
>>67930995
>>67931023
ASSBLASTED MARVEL KEKS
>>67930995
>>67931023
Samecuck. Did you accidentally post here when these posts were meant for /co/?
>>67930957
You know, a difference is that everyone actually agrees F4 was total shit. Even the most hardened of marvel fan boys doesn't try to defend that dumpster fire of a movie like all the DC cucks try to defend bvs. At least marvel fags can admit when a movie is a giant pile of shit.
>>67929115
Garbage post from garbage mobile user. Hell, all the BvS threads are garbage, just you nihilist idiots beating the same dead horse over and over again. What else is there to say about the film? Go back to moaning about European indies or something!
>>67931201
Except that's wrong faggot. They shifted blame onto Fox like fucking idiotic manchildren. Push their problems on the vulnerable.
>>67931228
Well you're pushing blame on Zack Snyder aren't you?
Let's just accept the fact that we're all horrible people watching silly movies.
>>67931255
We praised and commended Snyder for trying something different. Only Marvelcucks and anti-capekino plebs shat on the man.
>>67931309
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?
>>67928963
Thor 2, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, and Avengers 2 all deserve one though.
>>67929341
Garbage post from garbage mobile user. Hell, all the BvS threads are garbage, just you nihilist idiots beating the same dead horse over and over again. What else is there to say about the film? Go back to moaning about European indies or something!
>>67929203
Thabk God there was no dancing in BVS, just a jar of piss and the biggest fight of all time stopped because both their moms names are Martha.
>>67931373
You forgot Martha and Murderbat quipping after he killed a guy.
Whenever people say BvS is great cause of imagery, I just smile.
In Captain America, there is a scene where Red Skull is looking through the window of his evil lair. In the background, there is a mountain + cloud which makes it look like a Skull.
It isn't rammed in your throat and it's barely noticeable first time.
>>67931324
This is not a lie when I say I will stick beside any abomination that is churned out by DCikes and thrown into the meat grinder by paid critics and critics here and will still stand by it. I am a DCuck, so what?
>>67931453
Who cares? Arguing about BvS is a waste of time for both parties. There are other, more interesting films to be talked about and you lot keep attacking each other over a cape flick... It's rather embarrassing desu
>>67931516
True enough. Capeshit is for fun, not for deep shit. Perhaps that's why BvS isn't doing too well. People want fun.
>>67931576
Too bad BvS doesn't do deep shit particularly well either. If it was Man Bat and Human of Incredible Strength with Fantastic Female DCucks would shit on this movie. It's the brand recognition that is making people put on blinders
Before the release of BvS:
>It will be the Dawn of Capekino.
>Marvel is going to get BTFO.
>"It will be a philosophical political drama that explores mankind's need for hope and the dangers of absolute power".
>Zack Snyder will deliver... In Zack Snyder we trust.
>People loved it, received a standing ovation.
>It's being called the next Dark Knight
>Literally EVERYONE loved it!
After the release of BvS
>Critics don't matter, they're paid off by marvel and/or just have a skewed view since they're so used to Marvel movies they can't appreciate true CAPEKINO!
>Just look at the user score, fans obviously love the movie.
>Citizen Kane and 2001 also had mixed reviews when they came out!
>Its deeper and smarter than people think, too much for Marvel fans.
After 1 week of the release of BvS
>Reviews don't matter, fans love it and it will still beat out Avengers.
>It will still beat out Ironman 3.
>Its going to break a billion.
>I-its making more than Ant-Man and Captain America, g-guys.
>Avatar had a slow build up too!
>People just don't understand the genius of this film.
>It came out on Easter Weekend, g-guys that's why there's an 81% drop off in Box Office numbers. It doesn't mean anything!
>Suicide Squad will turn things around, g-guys I p-promise!
>It takes multiple viewings to really get the underlying theme guys and symbolism of this """"""""film"""""""
>I liked it no matter what! FUCK YOU MARVELFAG
>>67931699
Cringe.
>>67931699
I'm still cautiously optimistic for Batfleck's solo though.
>>67931699
>shitposters this delusional.
What board were you even on?
>>67931798
Almost any BvS thread on /tv/ and /co/ is this
>>67931023
lol why would DCucks be made about that
>>67930822
That photo gave me a hearty kek.
>>67930968
You're the one denial that BvS was anything but meh
