>"But Dad, don't we eat the antelope?"
>"Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so... we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
That's hardly the same thing, dipshit. The point is you'll never be violently murdered by an antelope. Instead you get to live in a long life eating hundreds of antelope before eventually dying off.
So it's not exactly "eye-for-an-eye" you fascist asshole.
Great job utterly missing the point.
It's been discussed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIWffDOpGUE
>>67915919
check your lion privilege, shitlord
>>67915919
Go fuck yourself, grass. You never have to worry about some cunt lion sinking its great, big, fuckoff teeth into you, as you scream in agony and wait for the pain, all the PAIN, JUST TO END.
No, you just sit there swaying from side to fucking SIDE, don't you? "Oh, look at me, I'm sitting here absorbing rain and shit, I have barely fuck-all nerve endings and shit, I'm literally edgy because I'm a blade of grass and shit."
How about you just sit there and remain silent, grass. You don't even have a goddamned voice box. Let us antelopes do the fucking talking.
>>67915864
>>67915968
>>67916534
Lion King provides you stable government and a functioning justice system, you whiny cunts.
Don't make him raise the taxes again. Hint: taxes are your calfs.
>>67916630
You know what? Fuck you. TAKE my calf. That's right. I didn't want to raise the little shit, anyway. You'd best kill that little fucker quickly though or I will straight fuck your cub right in its wazoo with one of these horns here, I shit you not.
Right in the wazoo.
>>67915864
your a fucking moron. have you seen wildlife preservations where there is a lack of top tier predators and the grazing wildlife goes unchecked? they fuck shit up for every other animals living there including themselves.
>>67915864
Nature is the ultimate fascist and you will have to answer to it in the end, faggot. You leftist mouthbreathing queer lib dem hippie asshole
>Implying fascism is a bad thing
>>67919613
The movie was an allegory to White rule in Africa. wise Whites can maintain everything in harmony by carefully managing resources and periodically genociding upppity natives, but feckless socialist whites who take shortcuts to power by empowering ravenous hordes of hyenas/niggers will bring doom upon the realm and eventually themselves
>>67919849
>literally getting it this backwards
The movie was clearly about a socialistic society wherein the animals all benefited from the "circle of life" then the fascist dictator comes in and fucks everything up by letting his own people take over
>>67919849
>>67919946
As a kid, I just wanted to fuck off to the jungle and eat grubs
>>67919998
>eat grubs
they looked pretty tasty in the movie tbf
>>67920050
Ever try a witchety grub?
Delicious.
>>67920050
inorite
those bug look like candy
>>67915864
The story was made by Japanese. They're not as 'FEEL GOOD BOUT POOR ANIMALS' than we are.
>>67920116
>lion king
>made by japanese
u wot m8
>Hamlet in a Zoo, the Movie
>>67920095
Slimy, yet..satisfyingI said the same thing about your mother's blowjob WAHEYYYYYY
>>67919613
>implying you know the first thing about fascism
>>67920138
yeah you fucking idiot
it's based on macbeth, which is based on throne of blood
how about you look it up
>>67920138
It's a clone of a Japanese cartoon.
>>67920246
>macbeth
>a story written by Shakespeare
>based on a japanese movie from the 50s
anon you might be retarded
>>67915864
I'm glad mufasa died now.
>>67920246
Hamlet, not Macbeth.
Also
>Shakespeare based his stuff on a movie
The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.
>>67915864
This movie was actually a retrospective on WWII if WWI had been won by Germany
>>67915864
>mfw Mufasa was actually a fascist dictator and Scar was a socialist revolutionary
>>67920167
>>67920301
I don't get the whole Lion King is Hamlet meme. Other than the uncle killing the father, they're not really that similar.
>>67919613
I love your music <3
>>67920282
This.
>>67920246
>it's based on macbeth, which is based on throne of blood
>>67920333
And his uncle taking over, seeing his ghost dad, etc
>>67915864
>Wah wah wah nature is mean!!
>>67920318
Yeah
The lions wanted the poor hyenas to stay on the side that the light didn't touch
Those hyenas wanted to eat some zebra too!
Fuck mufasshole and his unfair monarchy. I'm glad he died.
>>67920318
The Antelopes actually funded his campaign
>>67920246
Idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=webd8-P05p8
>yfw Lion King done with the new Jungle Book's CGI
He's a fucking lion, bro. He can't exactly sustain himself on tofu. He's gotta justify that shit to his dumbass kid somehow or the fucker won't eat when he gets home.
You ever have a kid not eat? It's fucking bullshit.
This is by far the stupidest thread on /tv/ right now, and that's saying something.
>>67915864
Daily reminder that might makes right!
>>67915864
apparently being a predator in the wild sucks about as much as being the predated upon because any minor injury renders you unable catch prey to eat so you starve
Don't most animals kill the offspring of other males?
Does that mean nature hates cucks?
>>67920246
Solid bait, I'm impressed
>>67920246
>it's based on macbeth, which is based on throne of blood
Lion King is probably the most overrated 90s Disney film. Aladdin and Mulan are much better.
>>67920427
>You ever have a kid not eat? It's fucking bullshit.
That's why you let them starve until nature kicks in and they have to eat.
Same with pets.
>>67915864
When I watch the Lion King I realize that if Scar hadn't killed Mufasa at some point when he was old enough Simba would challenge Mufasa for control of the pride, and the winner would stay and the loser would be the outcast.
If mufasa would lose, Simba would then eat all his cubs as said here >>67920492 including his young brothers and sisters, and then he would proceed to fuck the females of the pride, including his grown sisters and mother.
Yeah, nature doesn't fuck around.
>>67920426
Damn I never noticed how powerful this movie really was
>>67920246
Are you the same guy who said Disney resurrected Shakespeare to write Iron Man 2? You type like him.
>>67920388
Yeah, but the ghost doesn't tell Simba to avenge him. I get that there are similar plot devices, but I see "LOL Hamlet with lions" all the time and it tickles my autism.
>>67920550
Male lions actually get along well if they're close relatives. If these characters were real lions, Simba would just move out when he's old enough and try to claim his own territory somewhere else
>>67920727
This. Young males don't challenge their fathers for control of the pride. They fuck off and try to overthrow the leader of some other pride.
It's not unusual for 2-3 brothers to co-rule a pride.
>>67920727
>>67920825
Except that's wrong
http://www.livescience.com/41572-male-lion-survival.html
When they near sexual maturity, the father kicks the male lions out of the pride, probably because they're not old and strong enough to fight back yet.
They must survive in the harsh environment with no pride to back them up, sometimes brothers band together.
They roam until they find a pride, any pride, sometimes even their own father's pride, and when they're strong enough they challenge the leader
Again, if they win the older lion is cast out and they eat his children and fuck his lionesses
And yes this includes their father's pride
The only thing I left out was that, yes, sometimes more than 1 lion co-rule a pride.
>>67920246
this is next level baiting
>>67920520
>Aladdin
yes
>Mulan
feminist
>>67920907
It's usually some other pride.
This isn't like Finding Nemo where it's almost guaranteed Nemo would've had to change sexes and fuck his dad for lack of any other clownfish in the area.
Sounds fair to me.
Ungulates' are herbivores, so their food is practically everywhere. Big cats, on the other hand, have to hunt for their food weekly, plus their hunt success ratio is still 1/8 at best.
>>67921301
Feminist or not, it's still a great film.
That fucking mountain scene.
>>67920246
It's actually based on Code Geass
>>67921801
>>67920520
Mulan would've been better without Eddie Murphy.
>>67921843
I can understand why people don't like him, but I think he did okay job in the film.
>>67921395
I think I read a japanimation about that.
