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My father was a watch maker.

He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as photograph of oxygen to a drowning man
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big blue dick thread?
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>>67913622
What's his origin?
I'm not familiar with Watchmen
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The world's smartest man poses no more of a threat to me than its smartest termite
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>>67913622
He kinda looks like Kevin Spacey.
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HALLELUJAH
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>>67913689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpzQkW1AE8g
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>people were mad that his voice wasn't some rumbling booming baritone
The soft calm human voice made him more creepy and detached
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>>67913785
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>>67913810
>the cock was sucked 10 times that day
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>>67913788
>That fucking music
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>>67913622
>I felt fear for the last time

That's one line they added to the film that I thought was brilliant. I also love the Philip Glass music.
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>>67913788
Thanks
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>>67913622

I really loved this movie. Shame it wasn't as well received, but I can understand why some people didn't like it.
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>>67913800
True. This was a much better movie than it had any right to be. Best Moore adaptation
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>>67913882
Me too! And using "All Along the Watchtower" in a film called "WATCHmen"? Or "Ride of the Valkyries" in Vietnam? Snyder is a genius, a true auteur!
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>>67913975
>hating on Watchmen
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I SAID
NORMIES LEAVE ME ALONE
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Someone tell Snyder that he's not making Watchmen anymore
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>>67914009
The movie is complete shit compared to the source material.
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>>67914064
The part about giant squids being the lynchpin of ozymandias plan was retarded
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>>67914041
Why was 300 so much more fun, entertsining and intelligent than BvS?
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>>67913689
Ghandi imagined him to life, but he emerged 100 years later out of a urinal cake.
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the tone of the movie is so fucking wrong that is not even funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D6bDHVAtNQ
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>>67913788
Comfy.
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>>67914301
oops
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>>67913788
Nigga was this really this good?

Going to watch it again. Pretty good cgi too.
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>>67914101
The plot makes no sense in the movie. If the Russians had seen Moscow destroyed by Dr. Manhattan they would have attacked the US right away, even if NY or whatever got destroyed too, why would they give a fuck?
And in the movie The Comedian's breakdown makes no sense since he hasn't seen the island or the squid like in the book.
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>>67914392
>makes no sense.

Nigga blasting kids in nam and continuing the do who knows what for the goverment.
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>>67914301
>hello darkness, my old friend.

Granted this was before the meme.
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>>67914356
scenes of the movie are pretty good
the movie itself is a mess, should have been a tv series
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>>67913788
KOYAANISQATSI
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>>67914392
But they explained it. Now they then us. Its basic thinking. Ofc manhattan could simply erase them all from existance but what do they know?
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>>67914439
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This city is afraid of me
I've seen it's true face
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None of you seem to understand...
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>>67913975

i was waiting for this

i've never heard an argument in support of this movie's soundtrack

i'd love to though
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>>67914392
Why attack a country that was already attacked? Obviously the US government didn't tell manhattan to destroy american cities
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>>67914580
>he was meant to be 35 years old

JUST
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>>67913975
all along the watchtower sets the time period nicely
ride of the valkyries is shit tho
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Reminder to fans of this movie and GN to check out Morrison's masterful Pax Americana issue of Multiversity. One of the single best issues in recent years, and the Captain Atom character has some great Manhattan-like moments. Note that this sequence makes sense from both L-R and back.
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>Gregg Plitt played the Body of Doctor Manhattan

>Plitt was hit and killed by the southbound Metrolink Antelope Valley Line train 268 in Burbank, California, on January 17, 2015, while running between the rails. His death was recorded by the camera mounted in the cab of the engine.[6][7] After examining the video, police reportedly told TMZ Plitt was standing on the tracks, and tried to outrace the train when it approached, to prove the efficiency of an energy drink for a commercial. He was shortly after knocked off the tracks and out of frame
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>>67914604
It's not like the US could be just tricking the Soviets right? The squid is a seemingly completely external force that should raise no eyebrows from either the Soviets or the Americans.
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>>67913622
>My father was a watch maker.
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>>67914627
he was also supposed to be hideously ugly
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Classic movie experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjDFz-eJCDU
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>>67914356
This is quite literally the best scene in the film.

As far as everything else goes Snyder is so damn tryhard with his slomo and music choices. Really doesnt fit with the tone of Watchmen at all but he made an interesting thing that exists on its own. He always makes interesting products that shit over source material. I wouldnt call any of them good but at least he makes stuff worth seeing.
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>>67914705
lol
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>>67913975
Well I thought that the music they used during Dr Manhattan's scene fit perfectly. The rest of the soundtrack wasn't very great.
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>>67914705
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>using ride of the valkries and orange coloring to copy Apocalypse Now
>using muted almost black and white colors during Nixons war room scene to copy Dr Strangelove
HACK
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>>67914594
the soundtrack used a classic songs relevant to the time period which generally fit in with the mood the scenes they were used in were trying to convey?
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>>67914705
>trying to outrace a train
This can't be real.
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>>67914705
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>>67914823
It was supposed to be evocative ya dink

congrats, you picked up on it
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>>67914301
>Hating on the greatest scene in cinema
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>>67914843
the funeral scene is ruined by it
IF he wanted to use pop music he should have used it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJJ_nqRA7U
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>>67914705
I thought /fit/ was supposed to be smart?
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>>67914883
evocative or reminiscent?
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>>67914907
>I thought /fit/ was supposed to be smart?
Why would you think that?
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>>67914907
/fit/ has daily threads about how to wipe your ass.their own ass.
I wish I was kidding but I don't, they really do.
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But could he beat the Japanese comic atomic bomb analogy character?
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>>67914973
so how do you do it?
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>>67914883
No, its just lazy film making. Seriously the one in Nixons war room almost entirely rips off this exact shot.

You can be "evocative" without ripping off other, better films man. Have you ever thought to pick up on that?
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>>67914967
Fuck. What happened to Brendan Fraser?
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>>67914979
forgot pic
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>>67914392
I'm no expert on the structure of the Russian government and armed forces but isn't it mostly based out of Moscow? If you totally annihilated a large chunk of their power structure wouldn't they be too fragmented to attack anyone? Then by the time they recover enough to mount an offensive it would have been apparent that Manhattan went rogue and there is no more need for war.
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>>67914967
If this person is still alive what's even the point anymore? If I was in that state I'd just say fuck it and kill me.
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>>67914979
Godzilla?
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>>67913975
Yeah, it's not like they were epigraphs in the fucking book or anything.
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>>67914992
Front to back while sitting down.
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>>67914992
>apply peanut butter
>"Hey Max, come here boy, I have a treat for you"
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>>67914992
you take a bath
I never wiped my ass with paper
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>>67915030
The USSR was doing experiments on him and kept him alive for weeks.
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>>67915008
It's cinematic shorthand. It's not lazy. Again, you're proud of yourself for seeing the originals, cute. But as the book was commentary on America/media, the film remained so. Of course Manhattan mowing down Viet-Congs would call for our most ripe filmic association, AN. Same with the war room. Moore, Snyder, are referencing our shared, collective media consciousness and all that they imply. This is capekino.
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>>67915070
Just do it with clam shells, m8
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>>67915023
Not an expert on Russia, but it's fairly likely that they have a shadow government east of the Urals ready to activated in the event that most of their central leadership is wiped out. The USA has one as well.

Also, they do not need a government to launch their nuclear weapons
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>>67915082
What's his name?
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>>67915115
Bane
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>>67914967
omg is he ok?
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>>67913622
Asian grill here.

Am I wrong for getting turned on by this scene and wanting to be her?

I mean yeah he shot her but I would be thinking like "OMG yay I got to fuck Jeffrey Dean Morgan!"
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>>67914732
Pretty sure retards who spout this haven't actually read watchmen.

It's literally the most faithful adaption of anything in literature or comics, to screen.

It changes almost nothing, and the only stuff it excludes is just world building


Then you look at trash like the preview for The Killing Joke animated, and it's embarassing. Jamming in bat girl simply cuz she's gordon's daughter?
She isn't Bat Girl in the Killing Joke. Cringe af.
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>>67915030
He was left in a medically induced coma for 83 days before dying. Doctors were using him as guinea pig because how often do you get to examine a man exposed to 17 fucking Seiverts (8 Seiverts is considered fatal).

What I'm baffled by is that they kept trying to give him skin grafts as his intestines were literally liquefying
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>>67914692
>Note that this sequence makes sense from both L-R and back.
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>>67915180
SHIT
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>>67915142
just a prank bro
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Why do teenagers love this movie so much?
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>>67915180
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>>67914692
>>67915180
Samefag. It doesn't make sense from R to L.
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>>67915115
Hiroshi Ouchi

>Ouchi
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>>67915236
>Samefag.

No, sorry man. Stay on your toes though, you're doing great.
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>>67915145
>Asian grill here.
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>67915082
>>67915115
>>67914967
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/culture/2009/01/11/books/book-reviews/learning-life-lessons-in-83-days-of-death/#.VwRqBJx95ko
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>>67915145
Tits or gtfo
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>>67913788
say what you want but I think the movie nailed this sequence at the very least
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>>67915082
Idiot
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>>67915085
>but as the book was a commentary on America/media
"No"

Maybe sprinkled in among other things but it still doesnt justify the film adaptation being made up of scenes stylized like other films. But whatever you have to tell yourself to believe Snyder is a genius. I know its hard to imagine Snyder did things just because they looked and sounded cool to him

>>67915150
>It's literally the most faithful adaption of anything in literature or comics, to screen.
Didnt Moore hate it?
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>>67913689

He got stuck in some quantum machine which rekt his shit, but gave him godlike powers.

If you've played Bioshock Infnite, he's basically a big blue Lutece.
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>>67913959

Don't say that to Alan Moore.

Though that guy hates any adaptation of his shit.
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>>67914356
Make sure to watch the Director's/Ultimate Cut.
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>>67915481
Moore hates everything
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>>67915481
He refused to watch it because they absolutely BUTCHERED V for Vendetta. Then somebody actually came and did his magnum opus, Watchmen, the most justice any story has ever been given in a cinematic adaption, and his stubborn, borderline psychotic ass refused to see it.
He has not yet made a comment on the actual quality of the film itself, only broad sweeping generalizations about his mistrust of hollywood.
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>>67915481
He didn't watch it.
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>>67915551
He hates everything.
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>>67914843
>classic songs relevant to the time period
i don't see how this makes them a good or bad choices.
it's possible that he could have used music from other time periods that would have fit better.

>generally fit in with the mood
but everyone else is saying they were super dorky and hamfisted. this is just a fancy "nuh-uh they weren't"
you gotta explain why

well, not you personally. but someone.
i actually enjoyed the movie, maybe.
i've watched it twice, but don't quite have the vocabulary or awareness to explain why i did, other than "it's fun".
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Watchman was the last superhero film I watched, I hope to keep it that way
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>>67914967
>adding a seventh bucket of an aqueous uranyl nitrate solution to the tank
The absolute madman!
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>>67915481
>Didnt Moore hate it?

What doesnt that humongouspleb hate?
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>>67915574
I liked V for Vendetta but I've never read what it's based on. How did they butcher it exactly?
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Could this guy beat Superman? I mean Manhattan can literally eat a planet
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>>67915601
Explain why they were dorky and ham-fisted first. It's as meaningless a comment as "nuh-uh, they weren't".
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>>67914705
Greg Plitt wasn't just some dumb jock, he was a West Point educated Army Ranger captain, I dunno what the fuck was in that energy drink but I want some
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>>67914705
>tried to outrace the train when it approached
> to prove the efficiency of an energy drink
A true spurdo. Rest in es.
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>>67915645
Which Superman? Superman prime might give him a run for his money but I think Manhattan destroys any other versions outright if he was so inclined.
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>>67915434

the ussr is not an idiot, it's a country stupid
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>Hiroshi Ouchie

Why can't I stop laughing?
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>>67915481

Moore hates all adaptations of his work, he only sells the rights for the money.
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>>67915082
Too stupid
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>>67915722
>the ussr is not an idiot, it's a country stupid
>it's a country
Idiot
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>>67915008
it's like sampling in rap music
or scrapbooking

no, it's not super sophisticated, but it's nice when it's not pretentious - and i really don't think this is. it seems self aware.
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>>67915642
V is a 100% different character. He is supposed to be a borderline sociopath. He's supposed to be like rorschach. You could argue he's an anti hero in the movie, but no, in the book he is a fucking ANTI hero.
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>>67915605
wow such mature
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>>67915642
V for Vendetta is a better movie for the same reasons as The Shining is a better movie
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>>67915601
see
>>67915041
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>>67915711
Any Superman. Manhattan could rearrange his atoms, turn him into a planet and eat him
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>>67915642
I hate this channel but this lays it all out for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLIRsP5s4NU
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>>67915574
he refused to watch any adaptation because he thought league of extraordinary gentlemen was shit

>>67915642
the directors made it to much about American politics instead of British. and V was more of a bad guy in the graphic novel.
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>>67913975
>Disliking the Phillip Glass selection

Truly a pleb if I ever saw one.
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>>67913622
People ITT should try Watchmen:Midnight, it's a fan edit that:
>recuts the movie so it follows the comic more chronologically
>removes all the dialogue that wasn't in the comic
>replaces most of the songs like "sound of silence" and "ride of the Valkyries" with music by Phillip Glass
>colour corrects to get rid of that stupid blue tint that was popular in the mid 00's

http://wille.tv/watchmen-midnight/

https://vimeo.com/89269435
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>>67913622
Just making sure everybody knows copying the source material word for word doesn't magically make this a good or beyond mediocre movie.
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>>67915601
>i don't see how this makes them a good or bad choices.
the movie was very much caught up in the cold war and the effect imminent nuclear disaster had on the psyche of the american people. paranoia, distrust and rebellion were staples of the era, these ideas were communicated quite well through the explosion of art and music at the time. all creative expression put out during while under this fog of fear of armageddon has a very unique feel and one could argue that attempts to recreate could be regarded as "super dorky and hamfisted"

>generally fit in with the mood
i can't remember them all myself but all along the watch tower has a bit of a pump up feel when they were flying off to the final confrontation. jimi is describing the effects of prison on a persons mentality and the desperation people have to escape, much like the characters were feeling they were part of something much larger than they understood. they were certainly rats in a maze, imprisoned in a machiavellian fashioning.

idk, you tell me why they're shit
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>>67915674
"The times they are a changin" montage is great dont get me wrong but the song choice was a little ham fisted imo. The message was clear enough, the fact that he chose a song that literally explained what was happening in the scene is like some film student tier thought processing. Same with the choice of "hallelujah" during the nite owl silk spectre 2 sex scene.

>dan really wanted to have sex with laurie all this time
>first time he tried he couldnt get it up
>this time its actually happening
>HAAAALLLELUJJAHH

Its just super corny. Sometimes with scenes in this movie you dont know if you are supposed to laugh or not.

But for the most part I dont think the soundtrack is all that bad. I actually think they used the Glass song better in Watchmen than how it was used in Koyaanisqatsi
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>>67915916
True that THAT was the begining, but he read the script to V for Vendetta and was repulsed at their IMMENSE changes to V's character.
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>>67914392
Listen fuckhead, the plot makes no sense in the book. A fucking squid? Fucking really?

Please take some time from sucking Alan Moore's cock and come to the realization that not everything in the source material is well written.
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>>67915951
>https://vimeo.com/89269435
Watching now. If this is shit, I'm gonna find you and fuck your pretentious ass up lil niglet.

The Watchmen movie is already really good, the only good thing Zack Snyder has ever made. This edit better have a good reason for existing other than "muh source material!". It better actually transform the film into something greater
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>>67915085
>referencing our shared, collective media consciousness and all that they imply

but why? apocalypse now and dr.strangelove already analyzed war. they got the job done pretty well, too.
is watchmen criticizing those analysis in order to out-relevance them?
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>>67915962
It was supposed to be cringy and corny
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>>67915180
It's what happens when you make dialogue pieces unattached.

You can arrange items in forward or reverse order when there's no real flow to them.

It's not that difficult.

I've done it here.
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>>67915951
I'm gonna try it thanks
Watchmen is such a frustrating movie for me
I know it is shit but I can s great movie in it
I wish the Coens had made it
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>>67915677
>wasn't just some dumb jock
>Army

lol k.
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>>67916019
>Grant Morrison posts on /tv/
/co/ BTFO
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>>67916004
The squid is actually better than the nukes because of how ridiculous it is to the point where it might of actually worked
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>>67914692
>Note that this sequence makes sense from both L-R and back.

it's just a disjointed series of thoughts. of course it makes sense.
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>>67914594
Every chapter of the comic has a small quote froma song. The movie uses these songs.
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"I'm tired of /tv/. These Bane posters."

"I'm tired of being caught, in the tangle of their memes."
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>>67915642
It's been a while since I saw it but I think the main complaint was that V wasn't the sociopathic anarchist that he was in the comic, also in the comic his costume is completely symbolic, in the movies he wears it because he's horrifically scarred underneath
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>we will never get a stand-alone movie about the comedian and his special forces team in Vietnam.
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>blue penis in Watchmen
>flying black dicks in Man of Steel

Why does Snyder have a thing for dongs in his movies?
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>>67915145
Stop lying you fucking nerd faggot
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>>67916122
Just read the shitty "Before" comics they released recently.
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>>67913788
pure Capekino
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>>67915725
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>photograph of oxygen
he wouldn't be able to see the oxygen though
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>>67914109

Because Snyder has been making the same movie over and over again for years and it's a)boring at this point and b)not adaptable to every story/medium.

It's just childish views on heroism=martyrdom and shit.

But he does make a really pretty movie.
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>>67914027
underrated post
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>>67916246
>Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans.
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>>67916075
But the explosions weren't nukes.
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>>67915886

i have seen, and i have made up my mind anon.
thank you!
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>>67916005
Meh, it fixes the main complaints that people had with the film like the campy music, the dialogue that wasn't in the comic and that Matrix-tier annoying blue tint, it also rearranges the scenes so that happen in the same order that they do in the comic, IMO this makes the movie flow a lot better and the lack stupid shit like Ride of the Valkyries drastically improves the overall tone of most scenes
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>>67914732
The worst part about this movie is that it is TOO faithful to the comics, so you end up with a product thats not really a film adaptation. That and the casting of nite owl.
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>>67916019

Well played.
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>>67916019
fug
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>greg plitt actually died like this
Wut
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>>67916142
He was raised in a Christian Scientist family, CS don't believe in medicine or surgery so he'd definitely uncircumcised, thus he loves trolling all the Jews in Hollywood by making them look at big blue uncut cocks
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>>67916512
i will never believe this no matter how many times you edit wikipedia
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>>67915551

I've always wondered why he keeps fucking selling the rights???

>inb4 $$$
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>>67914692
That doesn't really mean shit in this case.
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>>67916557
I don't think he owns them. DC and Warner do.
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>>67916557
>>67916601
And his name isn't anywhere in the movie, pretty sure Dave Gibbons gets sole credit
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>>67916512
>and out of frame

Why do they have to add this?
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>>67914967
thank you mr skeletal
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>>67915180
>>67916019
Fucking newfags.

Dialogue spoken by gods in Ancient Greek writing often had the same structure where it made sense when spoken either forwards or backwards.

It's not that revolutionary or difficult desu.
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>>67916004
Fucking this
The fact that Snyder came up with an ending that didn't make me roll out of the theatre laughing was fucking proof of his Kino.
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>>67916639
That's how he wanted it after the League shitshow iirc
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>>67916075
>The squid is actually better than the nukes
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>>67915957
>all creative expression put out during while under this fog of fear of armageddon has a very unique feel and one could argue that attempts to recreate could be regarded as "super dorky and hamfisted"

you make a fantastic point. if we're talking about that particular generation's aura, no one else is quite going to get it right.
but using radio hits whose popularity spans multiple generations means that the atmosphere picks up a lot more junk along the way. it seeped into a lot of kitsch.

there are plenty of relevant tunes from the nuclear era, the 'nam era, and the cold war that aren't circulated on cereal boxes, saturday morning cartoons, and playstation games which would breathe life into those scenes. the way Moore meant to when he wrote his notes in.
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>>67914900

>tfw just got into EL&P this year and didn't know this was pop

EL&P is art tho
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>>67916017
>le proxy ironic cringe
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One of the worst flicks I've ever to be quite honest with ya
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>>67913788
https://youtu.be/sNXohNU3tWo
More complete version.
One thing that puzzled me in both the graphic novel and film is why Jon only has one photograph of him before the accident in existence.
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>>67914705
who's cock did they use? and why was it cut?
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>>67915574
He said he liked David Hayter's screenplay.
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>>67916679
>spoken by gods in Ancient Greek writing

SO IT'S NOT ABOUT REVOLUTION
IT'S JUST A CALLBACK

niiiccce
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>>67916883
It was 50's to the very early 60's?
iphone selfies weren't a thing yet
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>>67916788
It is for Veidts plan to unite the world against a common threat.

A nuke or large explosion could easily be linked to human hands. Why would Manhattan use a nuke when he could just will the Earth from existence?
A giant alien squid though? That certainly doesn't have precedence. I know I wouldn't suspect Russia sending a giant monster to kill us.
The monster is a great common enemy for Earth. A nuke can't even be defeated and it makes it clear some HUMAN did it.
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>>67913788
I like his penis (in a not gay way)
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>>67914967
>Cherenokov radiation
that's not Cherenkov's radiaton. Cherenkov is the blue glow caused by electrons moving quicker than the speed of light in the medium they occupy.
it has no ionizing radiation, but it what made dr manhahtten blue.


pic related was a poor guy exposed to a lethal dose of radiation they dried their their best to keep alive
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>>67916883
It's not the only photograph of him in existence. It's the only photograph anyone at the research facility has of him to put in the bar wall
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>>67916973
Doctor Manhattan couldn't just will the earth from existence. Otherwise nuclear war wouldn't be a worry at all as he'd be able to stop all nukes
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>>67914967
>ouchi
>read the article
>this guy's name is really ouchi
You can't make this shit up.
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>>67917045
I think the graphic novel stated that if Russia launched all of their nukes at once he could wipe like 90-something percent of them out before they hit.
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>>67913622
Why are characters always motivated by their morals and always act on their beliefs. Would not a clockmaker still keep making clocks for the very fact that he had the skillset and that could keep his family afloat?
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>>67914301
You can reinterpet this song to suit the entire plot of Watchmen, so no, the tone isn't wrong.
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>>67916973
Only Dr Manhattan knows how powerful he really is, nobody else knows that he could destroy the entire Earth just by blinking, they're not even sure if he can stop over 9000 missile, people are already afraid of him, after 50% of the Earth's population gets wiped out in a single hour it wouldn't be that difficult for Mr. Charismatic-Supergenius Adrian to convince them that Dr Manhattan was responsible
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Why didn't they make more doctor Manhattans with the machine
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>>67917160
You're drastically underestimating how autistic German people are
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>>67917160
His dad forced him to quit watches. Said Einstein's theories regarding relativity made measuring time worthless.
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>>67917140
That was just characters speculating, Manhattan hid the full extent of his powers to avoid scaring people, in reality he seems to suggest at the end of the comic that he actually is borderline omnipotent
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>>67917321
In the comic they try, it never works
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>>67916246
just like you couldn't tell time with a symbolic clock
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>>67917369
>mfw reading about time dilation on wikipedia
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>>67917590
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>>67913788
>>67913788
Thank you based Snyder
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First one to make me believe in miracles gets to stay on my red planet.

But what good is vaporizing a man before blocking his tachions?

The world's biggest guy poses no more of a threat to me than does it's biggest termite.

I can change almost anything... but I can't change for you.
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>>67917321
According to the comics, both the US and USSR tried multiple times. Something about John was unique, and I suppose it's implied that his childhood of learning about watchmaking, and his willpower allowed him to piece himself back together, which is why he seems to randomly appear after the accident in various stages of being complete.
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>>67917875
6.5/10
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>>67917369
>>67917650
As long as you stay on earth how would it matter? Sounds like his dad was a mega drama queen to me.
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>>67915044
Checked

Also does anyone check the TP after they wipe?
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>>67917875
that's pretty poettric desu
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>>67917954
every time, how else would you know when to stop wiping?
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>>67913622
That's a real shit reason to quit your profession. Thats like being an artist and then quitting because there are blind people in the world
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>>67917761
>>67916176
Yeah and all he needed was Alan Moore writing the whole script and Dave Gibbons doing all the storyboards

Too bad he couldn't afford them for his subsequent films
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>>67915926
Phillip Glass is pleb Steve Reich tho
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>>67917954
I smell my shit on the toilet paper before I throw it down into the bowl.
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>>67913788
>John is that you?
Literally how could she recognize him that quick?
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>>67915330
Yes absolutely. I thought most of the stuff with Dr Mann worked pretty well and there were some other good parts but as a whole it was blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>67918101
Once you've had a man inside of you, you know when he's coming
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>>67916557
>>67916601
Warners used some fine print about keeping things in print while they made Moore think he'd eventually get the rights.

DC has a long long history of fucking over creators. If you work for them, expect work for hire pay with no rights or a long legal battle to get them.

Maybe during Levitz and other better editors, some writers got decent royalties. I know Chuck Dixon commented about getting money from the use of Bane in Schumacher's film.
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>>67915794
Africa is an idiot tho
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>>67918101
the movie doesn't really capture it well in the little montage, but he was practically haunting that facility for months before he figured out how to fully manifest.
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>>67918101
Uncut dicks are pretty rare in America, she would have known it was John as soon as she saw "downtown Manhattan"
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>>67916557

Im pretty sure he's gone on record saying he doesnt give a fuck what they do, as long as he gets paid.

So really, with that attitude, guy should shut his fucking mouth when they make a hash of his work.
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>>67913975
That was the achilles-fucking-heel of the movie: the soundtrack.

Holy crap.

The movie starts as the comic starts, with the dramatic murder of the character known as The Comedian. Shot very well, very stylish. Soundtrack: Unforgettable by Nat King Cole. Hmm… The ironic use of a touching old-timey ballad to contrast with the disturbing on-screen content. It worked when Terry Gilliam used What a Wonderful World at the end of Twelve Monkeys, but the dramatic effect of this technique has lessened ever since. But, fuck it, it’s the beginning of the movie, I’ll give it a shot, fine.

Next, opening credits. Song choice: The Times They Are A’Changing by Bob Dylan. In its entirety… Ok now. This is getting kinda Gumpy. Please tell me this isn’t going to be one of those Time Life soundtracks where they use blatantly iconic songs from the 20th century in a lazy attempt to give weight to the scenes…

That’s exactly what the entire movie was.

Every time I would be digging the film’s many awesome qualities, they’d plug in these tired movie music clichés.

IE:

Sound of Silence – Simon & Garfunkle: during a wistful ponderous scene

All Along the Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix: during an intense suspenseful scene

Ride of the Valkyries – Wagner: During a war scene

Mozart Requiem: After a main character dies…

Guh… and the rest.
The absolute worst though: Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah during a graphic sex scene. No, not one of the many awesome, sexy covers of this song. The Leonard Cohen version. Now, I love this version, but it’s anything but sexy. It made the entire audience view the sex scene as a joke. It was almost grotesque.

In all seriousness, during the moments when these songs were used (usually in their entirety!) it brought this highly polished professional film down to the level of a high school class project. They were an awkward blight that pulled a well-crafted film into the depths of banality.
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>>67918374
This so fucking much, all they would have had to do was make electronica covers of the songs to give it familiarity but also something new. Probably could have saved a shit load of money too.
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>>67918374
>it’s anything but sexy. It made the entire audience view the sex scene as a joke. It was almost grotesque.
Are you legitimately autistic? That was the whole point, it's not supposed to be a "sexy" sex scene
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>>67914705
TRAIN ME HARD
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>>67918038
>Phillip Glass is pleb
>>>/mu/
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>>67918229
Which raises the question: why does he even have a dick?
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>>67914705
Epitome of fitness industry
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>>67918374
that'svtge difference between a great director and a monkey trying to mimic one
Just look at goodfellas, it has tons of songs but tgey ALL feel organic to the scene
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>>67919036
To have a one-man devil's threesome with Laurie, of course
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeg78Yfp7g

>tfw
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>>67918038
>Phillip Glass is pleb
Go play in traffic.
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>>67919036
To both represent the perfect statuesque figure of a God and to convey his complete disregard to human concepts even with something as superficial as clothing. He just simply doesn't think about petty shit like that.
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>>67916019

Okay fair enough I'm impressed.
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>>67918374
>uncomfortable during a scene in which a guy finally gets his cock up only because he's wearing his manchild owl costume

How could they do this to the audience
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>>67919352
This was shit.
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>>67914967
>What are you looking at, smoothskin?
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>>67917443
He is borderline omnipotent. It's been a while since I read the comic, but I remember it talking about how he knew the events of past, present and future because he existed outside of the direction of time. He knew how events would unfold before they did, but he would not change those events to better an outcome for anything. "Destiny" as it was.
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>>67915023

This is literally the first time someone offered an explanation that makes sense for this. I'll buy it.
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>>67913975

This is the real reason they used all along the watchtower
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>>67916075
Yeah and it only required the out of left field introduction of psychics in what had previously been a very grounded comic, with the sole exception of Dr. Manhattan.
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>>67918179
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>>67920385
>Nite Owl and Rorschach came in on segways
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>>67914713
>The squid is a seemingly completely external force
It's not like the US could be just tricking the Soviets right?
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>>67913788

What videogame is this?
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>>67920385
I forget, was that cat creature in the movie? When he kills that fucker it was pretty sad.
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>>67913788

I was always confused why they never made more Dr. Manhattens.
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I never understood Dr. Manhattan
>I'm so disconnected from the world because people are just meat and I can control matter and energy and see through time
>Life is so trivial to me
>I have no emotions anymore because nothing matters when I'm this powerful
>I still want sex
dafuq?
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>>67918018
No, it's like being an artist and then quitting because everybody's blind including you.
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>>67913788
>people actually approving the complete rape of the comic
Fuck capeshitters
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>>67920724

did he really say he want sex? wasn't it more of an obligation to his partner. he'll he was even doing something when having sex
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>>67918023
Zach Snyder is incompatible with Alan Moore
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