>>67911167
Rich friends.
Being a faggot
Fucking your wife
BBC
being a nonthreatening black man
He should have been a falconer
>>67911167
What's Black Widows? Nick Fury? Iron Man? Ant Man?
Arguably the only characters in the MCU Avengers with actual super powers are Cap, Scarlet Witch, Vision, and Thor.
>>67911167
He can smell fried chicken from any distance and pinpoint the direction.
>>67911408
First one got injected with super serum which just makes you wonder why no one else did and technically thor has no superpowers he's a god.
>>67911167
Making DC fags angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP6LkvXN5LY
>>67911408
>forgetting Hulk
Also Tony's superpower is quips
>>67911561
>Those comments
>>67911507
If only it was explained why nobody else was injected.
Maybe they could do a story about trying to replicate the programme?
>>67911507
When did MCU black widow get a super serum, faggot?
>>67911561
Why are all the Marvel actors besides Ruffalo such lads.
>>67911507
>thor has no super powers he's a god
You are retarded.
blathleticism
>>67911561
>>67911687
>Should've shown him the trailer to Batman v Superman, any marvel movie pales in comparison
>>67911167
flight, which is something unlike Batman having literally nothing lmao
He has morals, which is unheard of for a nigger.
>>67911561
who cares about what a NIGGER said
Welfare
>>67911561
lol Mackie is based as fuck
>>67911167
Fetching my bonus crablegs at the cinema ... without prompt.
>>67911167
destroying white people
>>67911561
>It's a salty DC failing to defend his shitty movies episode
>>67911561
What a champion.
>>67911167
He's pretty useless. He doesn't even know how to quip.
>>67911167
Having worse flying capabilities than any other flying character as they seem to be slower and more cumbersome than Iron Man or Thor's form of flying.
Is he seriously going to be the Captain America replacement if/when Steve dies? Bucky would be much better as he could actually do shit and would arguably be better than cap with his shield plus his arm.
>>67911167
he a super fly nigga
>>67911740
Did you not watch Cap 1? It's pretty clear why nobody else got the serum
>>67911326
Kek
>>67913482
Not him but what is sarcasm?
>>67911561
What the fuck is up with his jaw and shit.
>>67913446
>Is he seriously going to be the Captain America replacement if/when Steve dies?
No. That will be Bucky.
>>67911561
Based mackie, lmao he blew that faggot the fuck out
>>67911167
Being the diversity hire
>>67911561
>describing a movie you like as 'dude it's FUCKING amazing'
no wonder Mackie gave him shit
his power is being black
>>67911561
kek
Welfarium
>>67911561
So great.
He can fly and shoot guns and lasers. That seems pretty decent. Better than Black Widow.
>>67911561
there's a lot of interviews and clips that shows how based and hilarious Mackie is, but this is definitely "Exhibit A"
>>67911561
LMFAO
>>67913482
I feel like I've now failed in making my point to the other guy, thanks anon, you're a good guy.
Just to clear up any lingering confusion I was being sarcastic because it is explained why nobody else got the serum. The second point was regarding the Hulk movie, where they tried to replicate the programme and failed.
>>67911167
He dispenses tokens at will.
>>67911167
peak black intelligence
>>67915452
This. It created abomination and the hulk so they backed out for obvious reasons.
>>67911167
He talks to birds. Hey, you asked. Not everyone gets great powers.
>>67911167
He's a funny guy.
>>67911167
>>67911561
BOI HE DO IT
>>67911167
Honestly? He just happened to be one of the few people Steve trusted at a point where he didn't have anyone he could trust. Right place right time senpai
>>67911932
>implying people care about you what you say too.
>>67911167
He's a fly nigga.
>>67911561
>>67911167
complete mastery over watermelon
>>67911167
Flying
>>67911561
YOU'RE BANANAS
>>67911507
banner tried the replicate it
>>67911167
His power is that he can control the minds of birds... but but he can only command them to do the things they were going to do anyway. Also he has the power of being harder to see at night.
>>67911561
>You're BANANAS
Affirmative action
>>67911753
As part of her KGB training. It's mentioned in AOU I think, when she's talking with Banner (I think) about how it made her infertile.
>>67911167
losing rap battles to Eminem
>>67911561
Based Mackie. Bantz is welcome in capitalism.
being a shittier version of Iron Man
>>67911408
thor technically doesn't have any powers either besides being asgardian. all of his powers come from his magical equipment
>>67911408
Bucky as well, since he's basically Cap, but grungy.
>>67911167
ability to sell disney merchandise to black people
>it's a black guy gets an overly long three minutes of diversity quota screen time involving him flying around having fun using his powers even though they're lame in comparison with everyone else's
>...episode
>>67919568
>implying niggers buy stuff
>>67911561
what a fucking legend.
snyderfags btfo
He's pretty good at being the Captain America verison of warmachine
>>67911507
>Superman has no real planets because he's an alien XD
End yourself
>>67920201
Thor's "superpower" is the ability to wield Mjolnir.
>>67911561
This is so great.
>>67911561
>I like a movie
>YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE UNGA BUNGA
>>67911167
Being the non-crazy will smith
>>67911561
Is he will smith?
>>67920641
>tame banter that mirrors shit said on this very site nearly every thread
>but he's black so it's MUH CHIMP OUT UNGA BUNGA
Fuck off.
>>67918773
That wasn't really a super soldier thing. They just scooped out her vagina so that when she sleeps with dudes for work stuff she can't get prego
>>67911561
absolutely based
>>67911778
Ruffalo is a ladMOST DANGEROUS LAD[spoiler/]
>>67911561
ABSOLUTELY BANANAS
>>67911561
Youtube Commenters Wew laddis
>>67911167
Welfarium skeleton
>>67911561
my fucking sides
