https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0Bey4YUGI.
>>67904585
aren't giants a metaphor for pedophiles?
>>67904585
Why would you name a movie "BFG"
Everyone just immediately thinks of "Big fucking Gun" when hearing that
>>67904903
Because that's the name of the fucking story.
The BIG FRIENDLY GIANT.
>>67904938
then name it "Big Friendly Giant"
I thought this was a Doom movie when I first saw the title.
>>67904903
Only plebs.
>>67904903
>Everyone just immediately thinks of "Big fucking Gun"
i immediately think of big fucking guy. and im sure that with the knowledge that a giant is involved, most people would too. unless they knew the title, most would instantly think of big fucking guy before realizing that that cant possibly be the name
>>67905006
Course you thought it was a video game. You obviously haven't read a fucking book in your life.
>>67905006
The BFG pre-dates Doom by over a decade kid.
>>67904585
Where's the degeneracy OP? You promised me there would be degeneracy. There's no degeneracy in this trailer. You fucking lied to me.
>WHY DID A GUY IN 1982 WRITE A BOOK USING THE TITLE OF A POPULAR ACRONYM FROM A 1993 VIDEO GAME? CAN'T HE SEE HOW RETARDED THAT IS?
>Big Fucking Guy
>YOU'RE IN COUNTRY
What did he mean by this?
Big fucking gay
>>67905094
There is literally a little girl's naked feet on the poster.
>>67904585
Big Fucking Guy
Big Fucking Guy
I loved the cartoon version as a kid. Ultra comfy movie.
>>67905074
>>67905044
>>67905126
>reading books
fucking virgins
BFG stands for big fucking gun
not some gay ass book that some dweeb wrote
>>67904585
>It was the witching hour
>when the boogeyman comes out
Brits don't say boogeyman, that's an American thing. I'm pretty sure the "witching hour" is too.
>>67905351
>gamers
>calling anyone else virgins
>>67905127
I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a like big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchmen up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big fucking guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all goddamn day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be FOR YOU.
>>67905424
>implying I'm a gamer
>>67905352
yes they do. americans dont say witching hour, limes do. and they do say boogeyman, they just pronounce it boe-gi-man with a hard g. americans pronounce it as boogieman because the legends say that if you dont party hard enough, the boogieman will make tranny porn of your favorite pokemon
>>67904585
I like Spielberg and I loved the book as a kid; thus far it looks fine although the effects seem way too fakey fake. Hopefully that will improve prior to release.
There was already a cartoon of this it was just fine why are they making a new one and WHY ARE AMERICANS MAKING IT? Americans RUIN Roald Dahl.
>>67905506
I didn't say we don't pronounce it bogeyman, I said we don't say boogeyman
When the fuck is there gonna be a twits movie?
>>67905950
There would be an outcry against the comedic portrayal of marital abuse or something.
It's a very specific kind of children's slapstick, and not one that would work today.
>>67904585
the Jews
>>67904585
Big Fucking Guyfor you
>>67906171
The only abuse is verbal and psychological though, and both sides dish it out. I think they could get away with it.
>>67904903
This, what a bizarre title.
>>67906815
>>67905127
>Baneposting feeds of other films.
This will never die
>>67904938
I guess Roald Dahl isn't that popular.
Maybe they should try making a My Uncle Oswald movie.
>>67904903
Were your parents too busy smoking crack to read you a book anon?
>>67904903
I think of Big FuckingGuy
>>67907343
for you
>>67907035
>>67904903
Spot the underaged faggot from reddit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oTMyblwwg
I've spent 20 years trying to remember the name of this flick.
>>67907160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw
>From the human beans that created ET
>human beans
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO
>>67907492
>>67905031
>has played, enjoyed, and remembers doom
>underage redditor pleb
No u
>>67904903
Confirmed millenial
>>67904585
looks fucking terrible desu
>All CGI
Did no one learn anything from the LOTR films?
Composite shots and Green screens, damnit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZfUSa63-Q
The most based song
>>67907809
I must have watched this movie 30+ times as a kid
But why was it called BFG again? Did we not find out the giant was friendly until a third into the book or something?
>>67907809
WHIZZPOP
WHIZZBANG
FEEL THE BUBBLES GO DOWN
>>67907901
No, it's pretty early on
>>67904585
>old white guy preserves a white girl
>arabs come in to ravage her
Real Life the Movie.
Roald Dahl>Dr Seuss
BIG
>>67908139
FRIENDLY
>>67908233
GUY
>>67905036
>Big fucking guy
Yeah, no. Aiden wont be in this flick mate.
>>67905006
First of all, no you didn't. Second of all you're a dumb person, so you don't matter at all.
>>67908516
epic rekt!
>>67907809
>feel the bubbles go down
this nigga lit af
>>67905191
he said 'giant country'
>>67905127
>>67905431
>>67906815
>>67907100
>>67907343
>>67908139
>>67908233
>>67908287
>>67908401
Is there a law that states how high fire can physically rise?
>>67904585
>you're a big fucking guy
>>67904585
>Does Disney make all it's films for degenerates now?
>now
>Robin Hood is 43 YEARS OLD
Fuck this generation. You know what, fuck this board, people know shit about movies here.
>its a spot the underage b& thread
get out
>>67904903
Big For Gyou
looks like it could easily be a flop
>>67904585
>The BBC
someone edit it now pls
dahl was a faggot. spielberg is a faggot. this movie will suck dick.
>>67907809
The other giants in this scared the shit outta me as a kid.
>>67910836
Dahl was anything but a faggot. Asshole yes,faggot no.
>>67910265
What's wrong with Robin Hood? Most cartoon characters were animals before that so it's not some furfag agenda.
>sophie doesn't have giant glasses
how could you fuck up this bad?
>>67904585
that glorious feel when Spielberg releases another one of the best children's movies ever made
>>67904585
why does it look like shit? have the CGI reserves peaked and we are going downhill to 16-bit images again?
>from the human beans that brought you...
>beans
>REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAAAAAL HERROOO
>>67904585
Spielberg has literally never stepped wrong before and this film will be the E. T. of this generation.
>mfw all the mouthbreathers in this thread who never read as children
>>67905950
Underrated post.
>>67904585
>we will never be able to talk about this movie after the torrent comes out because all the pedos will ruin every thread
It will be Tomorrowland all over again
Will giantess fetishists treat this like furfags treated Zootopia?
>>67914273
ebin
>>67905351
nice bait faggot, have fun in high school
Oh cool snoke got hes own movie
>>67907809
they wont do this it looks too fun
>>67907778
even GoT did it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0dbDMgaZY
thanks pedophile SPIELBERG for raping another good childhood read for us
Do American children even read Roald Dahl books?
