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"The table has the ashes of the enemies he’s killed,”
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http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/star-wars-force-awakens-jj-abrams-kylo-ren-ashes

POTTERY
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>>67895689
That's pretty metal.
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>>67895689
Now that's quite interesting
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>>67895689
Does that mean he cremated Max Von Whatever after killing him on Jakuu?
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>>67895689
then why didn't he take Max von Sydow's body?
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>>67895689

That's kinda cool actually.
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>>67895704
Yeah, if only he wasn't a try hard bitch boy.
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NOTHIN PERSONNEL DAD
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>>67895689
>My friend said Kylo Ren was shredded.
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What kind of music does he listens to
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>>67895870
/mu/core
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>>67895689
Err, what?

He goes around with a dustpan and brush, and collects the dirt and ashes of the people he's killed? From the floor? Then what, he brings it home, in a nice little collected jar, goes to his little table, then empties them all out?

Does he make sure they're evenly spread and pats it down too?

JJ pls go.
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>>67895858
Your friend is a liar, man
Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
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I kind of wish they waited to show his face until the next movie
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>>67895887
he don't need a dustpan nigga he can use DA FORCE
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>>67895887
He probably has some black stormtroopers doing that.
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So sick bruh

Just like me
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>>67895887
yeah, that's dumb JJ's fanfic and will never be mentioned again anywhere
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>>67895689
That's a small amount of ash.
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>>67895896
OH NO, you're choking on food.
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>>67895932
Not anymore. Fucking traitor.
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>muh nazies
>muh holocaust

get over it.
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Pretty sweet honestly
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>>67895964
I assume he uses a blender to mix all the ashes so it's a nice melting pot of death ashes.

Either than or he's only killed one Ewok.
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>>67895689
That's actually pretty metal but ash is such a weird thing to work with though, you can't show it off like you can a skull and its super messy.

Wonder if you can compress that ash into a crystal and use that as the focusing thing in a light saber.

Killing people with the remains of their friends heh.
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>>67895887
One of the Knights wields a trash can for a reason
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>>67895689
Its fucking retarded, the ash and dust off corpses would just fade away within days\weeks unless he keeps it sealed off.
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That's stupid. Why not Vader's ashes?
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>>67895870
fanisk
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>>67895792
Who's this?
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>>67896206

NAME MY BAND
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>>67896561
My Renical Romance
Spice Ren
Ren Club Seven
Simple Ren
Ren Inch Nails
Imagine Wompas
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>>67896561
Gaylord and the Faggots
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how embarrassingly forced 2bh
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>>67896561
Slipknot
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>>67896561
Second Worst Boy feat. a Bunch of Naruto Looking Faggots
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>>67896561
Mushroomhead in Space
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>>67895689

Not canon if it's not established within the movie, in its original theater screening.
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>>67895689
That's pretty damn evil.
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>>67895887

Jew Jew Abrams probably fantasises about all the fake atrocities that 'happened' to the Jews. It's good Friday

Jew soap when?
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>>67895808
It fits pretty well to be honest. He isn't good enough so he IS a try hard.

I like it.
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MOMS
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>>67895870
Lincoln Park
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>>67897142
GONNA
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>In other words, that table of ash was originally in Ren’s private quarters. And the fact that he incinerates and preserves the remains of his foes adds a new, eerie dimension to his Dark Side nostalgia — and hoarding tendencies.

Since the table is not in his private quarter now can we say that this never happened and the table in the interrogation room is just dirty ?
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>>67896561

Mary and the Sues
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Why would he put his mask on the ash does he want to breath those ash in?
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>>67895689
What a fucking edgelord, Kylo Ren is the best Star Wars character.
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>>67897328
he eats the ashes like that lady who ate her husband's ashes in Hoarders
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>>67895887
Couldn't they just take the bodies and create them on their ships? Yknow, do something not fucking retarded.
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We'll make lightsaber crystals from their ashes. A shining light to our brothers in arms even in death.
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>>67895689
he'll make diamonds from their ashes
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>>67895689
This fucking guy. I hated him at first but the more I learn about him, the more I like him. I really want to see what they do with him.
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>>67895689
We'll make tables out of their ashes...
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>>67896488
someone disgusting
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>>67895689

how do you collect the ashes of the people you've killed, do you have your men incinerate them after a deployment?

what's kylo ren's actual job, even?

that seems like an arduous process for a very unimpressive table
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>>67897435
>Pick up those bodies, soldier
>We need them on the ship
>So we can cremate the ones specifically killed by Kylo Ren
>So he can put it on a table
>So he can rest his helmet on it

Yeah, that's the not-retarded thing to do.
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>>67895689
He stole that from the Shapeshifter movie they reviewed on RLM.
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Can we talk about his sweet chair instead?

That looks comfy.
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>>67895689

Why are they trying so hard to make Kylo Ren an iconic evil villain? What are they going to say next, that he recovered Han Solo's body before the Starkiller base exploded and raped it?
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>>67898260
I think, from the behind the scenes footage at least, JJ's intentions regarding Kylo were pretty straightforward: he's gonna be the villain growing in the Dark Side with Rey growing in the Light Side.
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Is it the same table where Ren leaves Dark Vador's helmet when he's not talking to it? Does that mean the ash table has been carried at least once from the Finalizer to the Starkiller Base?
Imagine being the dude in charge of moving that thing.
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>>67898871
Nah. I mean for a bit sure but this trilogy will be about Ren's eventual redemption. If I had any faith in the series left it would end with his redemption and Rey's downfall to hammer home how wrong Luke is now.
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>>67896739
You didnt even try.
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>>67895689
>http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/star-wars-force-awakens-jj-abrams-kylo-ren-ashes

Kylo Ren is the most interesting character in the movie - only Finn was equally engaging.

Rey is cartoonish and Poe is simply a convinient plot device.

Kylo could`ve been fleshed out a lot more but I like him - a Dark Side character we haven`t seen in Star Wars yet.
You can argue Anakin was that but it just fell flat and booring - Driver did a fantastic with the character and the lines he was given.

That said, I`m very worried where they`ll take him - I think in the short-medium term he`ll be a lot more focused, properly menacing and Dark but eventually him killing Han will come and haunt him, leading to his redemption.

We already saw glimpses of that after the commited the patricide - he feels weak, shocked and confused. He thought doing what Vader did not do will only strengthen him.

Ultimately, Kylo is a good person. He has been deluded and is deluding himself in to thinking he has a chance of being what his ancestor was - if you end up begging Vaders ''corpse'' to empower you with his abilities, shit is not working for you.

I will not be surprised if in Episode MCMLXXV someone will be telling the tale of ''The Tragedy of Ben Solo the Decieved''.
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>>67895689
>that glorious Dark Side hair
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>>67895689
well I'll be fucked, I just assumed it was Vader's ashes.
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>>67899543
Yes
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>>67897963

You're retarded that's fuckin hot
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>We're not casting them into space? What then?
>We'll make crystals from their asses
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>>67897231
WARM
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>>67895689
Kylo Ren takes his mask off and puts it in the ashes, in a room without that table with ashes... then he goes to talk to Snoke and is shown not holding his mask . Then Hux walks in and Kylo is now holding his mask. Then Kylo leaves and is mysteriously missing his cloak, then he comes into Rey's cell (which has no ash table) and once again has his cloak on .


BRAAAAAAVO
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>>67899767
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>>67899473
> Dark Side Anakin was boring

I hate this 'I have to hate it because it was in the prequels' bullshit.

Anakin turning to the Dark Side and running around killing people was easily one of the best moments of the movies.
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>>67895689
So this is what that flamethrower trooper was for!

>>67897341
I fucking love how they made him into the ultimate edgelord who keeps doing stupidly evil things to try to be like his Nazi grandpa.

Well played JayJay.
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>>67898260
This information doesn't exactly tell us anything about the character that we didn't already know. It's yet another "I'm so dark side look how dark side I am, light what light?" thing.
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>>67899543
This.
God, the hair stylist did a hell of a job with Adam's hair.
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>>67895763
>>67895772
he was more in the way than an enemy, wasn't he? they will most likely at least mention him again
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>>67900718
well that and it covers his dumbo ears which takes him down from a 'decent' looking guy to fugly when exposed.
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>>67896206
Which one of them was Rey? before mind wipe I mean.
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>>67895772
he already has enough ashes he cant just keep adding them forever
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>>67895887
thats what Finn did as a janitor, he had to sweep up the ashes and put them in kylos ash pile
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>>67901975
She was 5 years old, anon.
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>>67899929

I think they mean the character of anakin was a whiny bitch who complained the whole time
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>>67902114
>sweep up the ashes

Why didn't we see Kylo vaporise anybody in the film?

Plothole.
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>>67895870
death grips
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