Why is Aquaman getting an entire movie?
Like is there a more worthless superhero / superpower?
Is he just going to swim around and talk to fish throughout the entire movie?
>>67890027
but he's really strong and stuff
Just splash my shit up
>>67890027
Aquaman is actually very strong.
>>67890051
>>67890847
But is he interesting ? No
You'll watch him anyway you fucking mark.
Dumb mandrama watcher
>>67890862
>But is he interesting ? No
But but...
>>67890027
Because everytime Superman leaves his apartment 4 square miles of metropolis blows up or falls down they move the rich people to an underwater version and Aquaman fucks that up on Supes' behalf.
>>67890862
>Superhuman who controls 2/3 of the Earth
>Involved in Lovecraftian deep sea shenanigans, elder ones etc
>Warrior king who is often a dick to filthy landlubbers
Just on the strength of the Cthulu stuff he should be interesting enough for you.
Is this kino?
aquaman is literally ocean superman
>>67890970
Mortal Kombat Annihilation is indeed kino.
>>67890027
'Aquaman sucks' is a meme used by people who haven't read a comic, just like 'superman's boring'
cant he summon and work with/control massive sea monsters and shit like that?
that would be pretty cool.
Id like to see a movie where some guy controls massive monsters and uses them to defend the sea and fuck up boats of people.
it would be cool seeing him take down a modern carrier fleet.
>le evil niggers from somalia pollute the water and ocean and kill whales and shit in it
>because plot a somalian has an iq over 100
>he uses this to steal a navy
>continues pirate life
>makes oil tankers dump oil in sea for ransom and pirate reasons
>aquaman fucks that shit up
>voodoo story about aquaman and his backstory begin
>iq 100 nigger gets his massive navy he pirated to go hunting for aquaman.
>dumping nuclear waste and other shit in the ocean
>aquaman rocks up and a huge fight ensures between aqua man going easy on him (only using whales )
>nigger thinks he is top shit
>massive sea monsters appear and tear him a new asshole.
I imagine itll be like pirates of the carribean cross in the heart of the sea
>>67890862
Well, he's still really, really strong.
any nerd wanna tell us who aquaman fights in his comics?
>>67891188
There's one guy called Black Manta, that's all I know. If I had to guess at his powers, I suggest that he is a really flat aquatic negro. Maybe he can fly.
>>67891188
>any nerds wanna google that shit for me
No, not really.
Family Guy and TBBT really fucked over Aquaman. They're gonna have a job on their hands in making him cool to the average joe.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HOycvvq.png "latest[1].png")
Best rendition of Aquaman to date.
>>67891188
I think he fights big oil companies and Japanese fishermen. He's like an ocean exclusive captain planet.
>>67890939
This aquaman was based.A shame that DCCU Aquaman is going to be edgy.
>>67891228
But wtf does he even do?
Beat up all those super villains who live in underwater? Does he ever go on land?
>>67891188
plastic pollution
>>67891293
He can be on land. He fights dudes on land. He just doesn't live there.
Will James Cameron direct?
>>67891293
On land he is many times stronger but who gives a fuck about 1/3 when he has 2/3 of the Earth's surface to rule? It would be like being POTUS and hanging out in Mexico all the time.
>>67891370
How is that gonna be useful against justice league enemies can he make ocean shit come out of the water?
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>>67891299
yea im keen for this.
>teaches whales how to fuck up whaling boats
>in the hearts of the sea 2.0
>evil oil and makeup companies spends billions investing in a merc army to hunt him down
>he summons some super monster and tears shit up
im keen for the water monsters. it could give off an awesome jaws vibe if done right
>some big fucking thing 100 times bigger than the war bat they are on rips it in half and the crew are left to either fight aquaman on the sinking ship or jump into the ocean where sharks and other monsters are waiting.
>>67891370
American quickly tries to think of the furthest-away foreign country he's heard of
>Mexico
>>67891293
Yes to both. There is a entire underwater civilization in Aquaman that he is a king of. Plenty of shit happens underwater, I don't know why people find the ocean inherently boring.
>>67891412
Aquaman could have gotten that spear for Lois
>>67891418
Doesn't sound too bad. Makes me think of The Abyss. Imagine being in that rig under the ocean and being assaulted by whatever gigantic sea monsters aquaman can call on.
>>67891188
fish, i guess
idk I think the whole Atlantis kingdom thing is pretty cool
>>67891538
don't know why but i kek'd at that
>>67891459
I don't think it's boring but I associate the ocean with scary and dangerous but unintelligent life. It's hard to imagine an entire ocean based civilization and oceanic threats that require a superhuman to deal with them. I'm open to it but it seems like an uphill battle.
Someone needs to save the little mermaid.
>>67891188
his brother
>>67891117
> le evil niggers from somalia pollute the water and ocean and kill whales and shit in it
> Whales in Indian ocean
> Pollute the water
With what ? their blood ?
i'm just glad they cast a real actor in the role
>>67891784
it would be some illegal trade they have going on
>country's send them nuclear waste to dump
>oil company's / terrorists pay them to dump oil they capture for reasons
could be anything. they could even have ahuge net like mr burns. an omninet that sucks the ocean dry
>DUDE AQUAMAN TALKS TO FISH LMAO
Wasn't everyone saying similar things about Thor? Look how that turned out.
Just fill it with quips and stupidity and you'll have a hit.
>>67891982
DC doesn't do quips mate.
A serious movie about some fish man with no iconic characters sounds like a bad investment.
>>67892015
I think they'll go full quip mode with The Flash and keep Batman grimdark. Aquaman will be somewhere in between.
>>67890027
The guy who they cast looks fucking badass
>>67890027
play the Injustice game. that covers Aquaman in a nutshell. He's a really great character
>>67891117
Isn't he then the equivalent of a hood nigger, just under water?
> Ayy m8, I have no real powers other than muh bizeps
>lemme call ma seamonster big boy squad to whoop yo ass
> gangs up on you with mutant spongebob and underwater tumblr landwhales
> Superhero
>>67892210
yet batman is a superhero
>>67892130
>be aquaman fan
>everything thinks hes shit
>cant wait for injustice to come out so I can main him
>he's overpowered as fuck
>no one is a challenge
Thank you based game designers.
>>67892210
>no real powers
>lives underwater
>controls gods
>super fast swimmer
>can talk to animals
>controls 2/3 of the world
he is more of a super hero than batman and ironman
>>67892268
>>super fast swimmer
this just sounds so fucking lame
Here's something absolutely no one seems to get... superheros are FUCKIN LAME
>>67890027
>le ebin Big Bang Theory "Aquaman sucks" meme XD
except maybe deadpool
>>67892338
it means he can jump/ fly out of the water, dickhead
>controlling the whole ocean
>can swim the same speed as normal human so he can reach all his kingdom with ease
that would be entertaining.
>>67890953
Yeah, that's why Namor is better.
He actually invades the surface and gives zero fucks.
>>67890027
if only Roman could act
Johns, Aquaman sucks and so does Cyborg, just let it go.
You can always tell the fake comic book fans by how they talk about flash and aquaman
I envision they will shove Batman in the Aquaman movie just enough that he's in the trailer
Nobody wants to see an Aquaman movie, especially one made by DC(uck)
>>67892464
If he could act he'd be Momoa
>>67891188
Black Manta. A black guy who dresses up like a manta ray. He cucks Aquaman, no joke
>>67892593
>No joke
Aquaman is the joke. Whereas
>>67892439
Namor cucks Reed Richards, the smartest man on the planet.
So there you go, Marvel wins again, DCucks in name and in freaky fishguys.
>>67890027
Agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wN_cA-fQg
>>67892268
I'll just hire BP to kick his ass then with a giant oil spill. Seriously, no fucking superhero is as impeed as this retard. The whole premise of his is just ridiculous.
>>67892782
im pretty sure he can control cthulhu.
>tfw like Marvel heroes more
>tfw like DC villains more
>>67890027
It's not Aquaman, it's Seaman.
Stupid americans.
>>67892854
Nope.
He can't even control the deepest parts of the ocean also known as the coolest parts. There is a whole other kingdom down there that gives no fucks about Aquamarine and hands him his ass when they feel like it. Of he can control the trench, mini Cthulhus, fuck the rest. If a monster is from too deep, he can't control it.
