>it's a 'you realize lois was actually a good mom and the kids were just cunts' episode
That's no episode
>>67888801
Explain pic then
>>67888801
>It's a you realize you were an asshole as a kid but you still can't forgive your parents because they were assholes too episode
>its a hampster ball episode
>>67888920
That's actually kind of risky. What would she have done if her kid said fuck it and fapped anyway? She would have given him an incest fetish.
>>67888920
Fuckin laughs
>>67888988
Maybe that was also a win for her.
Did the writers even consider that incest could be implied or was this before comedy got PC as fuck.
>>67889031
I'm sure they did.
>>67889002
>emotionally torture your son at his most vulnerable moment just for a laugh
>>67889060
was this the one where he was offered some job and the building disappeared
>>67888801
>it's a you realize lois is sexy af and wish you could bang your mom episode
>>67888801
the most fuckable middle aged face after juliette from lost or melisandre on GoT.
>>67889060
Don't be such a pussy
>>67889093
Yeah, S5E12, he sniped a co-workers job that was implied to be CIA/FBI tier. i think the exact scene was when they escorted him out and he ran away in fear.
>it's a 'lois gave your first boner and you've had a milf fetish ever since' episode
weird episode
>>67889031
Reese later fell in love with his mother because he found her old diary.
>>67889322
The pilot, where she answers the door topless?
>>67889343
just regular episode will do it
Watching this show as an adult really gives you a different perspective. Lois becomes one of the best characters.
>>67889325
Young Lois was pretty cute.
>>67888801
>it's a lois sees your erect penis OP pic
>>67889149
>middle ages
>melisandre
pick one
>>67889490
well shes nearly 40 mate so you know. she qualifies.
>>67888920
She protected him. He could become blind and bald.
>>67888801
>Reese! Get in here and have sex with your mother this instant!
>>67889031
It was before the internet was so popular so most people didn't realise how prevalent weird fetishes like that are.
>>67889325
>tfw find old pictures of your mom and she was super hot
>>67889745
Weeds Season 4 Episode 9
>>67888988
That kind of happens in a later episode where Reese finds her high school diary but thinks that it's some random girls from his school and falls in love with her.
>>67888920
That seems like a lot of work...
>>67888988
>not wanting to fug your imouto
>Its a military Francis episode
>>67888920
>>67888988
>>67889023
>>67889031
>>67889325
>the episode where she's having a baby and demands Francis "put his hands inside mommy"
>it's a Hal episode
It's a 'They hurt Lois so the whole family bands together to fuck them up' episode.
it's any Hal episode
>>67890591
I forgot about all the weird mother complex stuff in this show. At least one of the writers must have had a fetish.
>>67888988
>he didn't watch the episode where Reese falls in love with her high school version
>>67888801
> its a lois and reese team up to do a prank for some cunt episode
>>67890774
>It's a Lois terrorizes some bitches because they messed with Reese episode
>>67890591
>>67890704
It was late in the run, but have either anons seen the one where Lois's mother loses a leg, and Loio/Francis have to take care of her, and she reveals that Lois left Francis with Lois's mom? And then Francis chews Lois out, and Lois actually apologizes and Francis literally breaks down because it didn't make him feel any better, hearing her FINALLY admit error?
The show was fucking brutal at times.
>>67890873
>literally breaks down because it didn't make him feel any better, hearing her FINALLY admit error?
something similar to this happened to me recently..... shit
>>67890873
I just remember it being funny how Francis is on the verge of having a panic attack and Lois doesn't know what else to do so she just gives him some cash. And tic tacs.
MITM is a genuine fucking classic. it just works on so many levels.
This show was pretty big back when it was airing.how come no one outside here is talking about it anymore?
>>67891132
It ended, and I guess it didn't really have any long term unresolved arcs. it has fans sure, but no real clamor for what happened next.
>>67891236
>but no real clamor for what happened next.
You kidding me? I always wanted to know if Malcolm became President or not
>>67891132
No/awful DVD/Home Media release, it is impossible to get the show besides torrenting really doesn't help.
>>67891296
This
my god the quality is awful on some of my torrented episodes but there's just nothing better available
Real shame
>>67891319
Netflix
>>67888920
Top mum banter, fucking kek
>>67891319
Uk got a complete series box set not long ago.
Shame it'll never make it to Blu ray.
me and my dad both loved this show
and i think there's a reason for that
>>67890663
>Dewey pussin out
This show really benefited from perfect casting across the board
Don't get me wrong its amazing writing as well. but shit casting would have just buried the show
This is the only copy I can find online, but the alternate Breaking bad ending with Hal & Lois was perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD2Dvzadhvk
>>67890663
What's was the song that played during that scene?
>>67891395
to be fair that would be pretty scary depending on how it's set up. Remember the horse drowning in The Never Ending Story because the lift for the sinking effect failed- the actor also almost drowned too.
>>67891395
>dat hairline
>>67891236
>tonight, on a very special episode:
>will lois ever be accepted by hal's family?
>And what about reese's date with cleopatra?
>it's a cynthia episode
>>67891132
It ended 10 years ago. LOST was fucking huge too and nobody talks about that either
>>67891578
fuck my life
>>67891578
MOMMY
>>67891395
RIP in peace ;_;
>>67891578
>>67891578
friendly reminder that Jeff Goldblum plowed the shit out of that for several weeks
>>67891799
muh childhood boners
>>67891578
yuck.
>>67891833
he's one of the few pedojews I can get along with
>just recently rewatched MitM
>this thread pops up
I love you /tv/
>>67891578
>>67891687
>>67891799
>ugly spic
>not turbo curly Jessica
( ._.)
i want her to be my mommy
>>67890873
>And then Francis chews Lois out, and Lois actually apologizes and Francis literally breaks down because it didn't make him feel any better, hearing her FINALLY admit error?
best scenes of the show
>>67891484
In too deep - sum 41
It's tough for me to sperate the album fat lip from this show because both had this pop punk teen rebellion theme
>>67890575
>I could eat 100 of these
>No you couldn't
Fuck I love tb episodes like this, where random conversations just escalate
>tfw this show is so good because everyone can relate to each character
Being the youngest I always thought Francis was a legit cunt and that Lois was right all along but then my oldest brother loved Francis and thought Lois was wrong, it was weird.
>>67889458
>>67890663
Dewey ruined the scene by dunking his own head in. He should have just stayed cool like the rest of them
>>67892057
Nah in too deep was Reese drives when the cops followed him through the driving course. GOAT scene
It was "the last rock show" by bowling for soup when they fucked shit up at the reunion.
Also Hal's tiajuana car wash "the art of losing" by American hi fi was a great scene
>>67892176
>Has a natural ability to be a high class chef
>becomes the janitor at his high school at the end of the show
Reese had a hard life.
>it's an "I've scene better days" plays at the end of the first episode and also plays at the end of the final episode
>>67892216
>௵
I've been looking for this character forever
>>67892244
yw bae
>>67892216
>Hard life
Dude what, Reece can just cook whenever he wants but the point was that he was the king of highschool and he didn't want to ever leave
>>67892216
The only issue i had with the show is the quality of the writing in that sort of regards
>Reese doesn't become a chef, something he really enjoys AND is talented at
>Francis spends most of the last seasons regressing then randomly matures, offscreen
Still an amazing show, but still.
>>67892277
>he didn't want to ever leave
Fuck, I'm torn now.
>>67891578
>cynthia
small boobs
>>67892277
>he was the king of highschool
As in everyone hated him and he was the loner school bully?
I mean I do understand him not wanting to leave HS but that other point is a stretch.
>>67892277
But he was a loser in high school
He was the king of middle school, though more in a 'feared by all' kind of way
He wanted to become a janitor simply because it was easy as shit iirc
>>67892159
I have 2 older brothers and a younger sister and watching this show was a total mindfuck
>>67892352
I always thought it was weird that they made him a loser that couldn't get with girls in HS. He was the typical early 00s cool kid and they made him seem popular in middle school. I guess when he hit puberty and didn't really "mature" they kinda made him into a dork
>>67891833
Life found a way
>>67892373
All I get from it is Lois always tries to be relatively reasonable in the beginning but the kids don't give a fuck because they know they can get away with everything unless Lois is going nuclear
>it's a lois forces Malcolm to become the president episode
>>67892352
I seem to remember there's something in there about him not wanting to leave highschool. He was still the alpha dude, even if he wasn't in the jock clique, he was like Bender in breakfast club
Lois did nothing wrong
>>67892530
>Forces
Bullshit senpai, Malcolm knows it's the right thing to do.
>>67892531
He originally didn't want to leave because he didn't want to get kicked out of the house and have to find a job. He wanted to continue his free ride of childhood.
>>67892612
Guess it's just my own adolescent thoughts shining through, thanks senpai
>>67892405
Because he was dumb as bricks and would regularly humiliate himself
He dealt with this by lashing out and being an asshole
Of course no one was friends with him
>>67892531
He literally had no friends and everyone hated him. Bender was at least implied to have some sort of clique with other 'troubled youths' / smokers, et cetera
This might be some Mandela Effect shit but I've asked all of my friends about this episode and no one has seen it or even the internet has any record of it. Anyway all I remember is the beginning of the episode, Lois is picking up Malcolm at school and as she's turning into the front of the school in her minivan Malcolm is roughhousing with his friends and then he flips them the bird with both hands, Lois sees it and makes that "BOYS!!!!" face and Malcom sees her and looks into the camera and says something like oh crap, door shutting sound and intro kicks in.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SEEING THIS?!
>it's a Lois loses her shit because Reese is great at being homeless
>>67892710
That literally never happened.
>>67892710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmuC7WTDwNw
That's seventh heaven ya dummy
>>67891277
>You kidding me? I always wanted to know if Malcolm became President or not
Come on, they're doing an entire show about this. He's even still talking into the camera.
>>67892711
>"We're testing out our new heating unit."
>>67892757
I shit you not! The rest of the episode that I can remember is Lois being upset with him and giving him the silent treatment and Malcolm telling her that it was just harmless and that his friends did it all of the time. I can't remember what Hal was doing, this was more about Lois and Malcolm.
>>67892710
I have no recollection of this so I'm pretty sure it didn't happen
similar shit did, but nothing with giving the finger like that
>>67892811
fuck that show was shit
>>67892811
>show acting THIS DRAMATIC over a simple hand gesture
holy shit americucks, get it together
>>67892811
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
I am a fucking jackass. I never even watched that show!! Holy fuck thanks man, I've been searching for this shit ever since I was in middle school! Oh wow I have to inform a couple of people about my misinformation. Wew wow monkey off my back. Never mind everyone.
>>67892811
Is that show really as bizarre/whatever as that clip implies?
>>67892902
From what a recall seventh heaven was Christian values and good morals; the show
>It's a gender bend episode
I wanted to fuck Renee so badly growing up.
>>67892950
That would explain a lot
>>67892941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI
Yes.
The guy playing the father was a kiddy diddler too.
>>67892964
>>67892964
>francis shows up in drag
>>67888920
>>67888801
wouldbang
>>67889031
Yes, no, maybe...I don't know.
>>67893010
>Did the writers even consider that incest could be implied or was this before comedy got PC as fuck.
>>67888939
children should be blameless. their brains aren't fully developed to process empathy. adults have no excuse for being abusive, destructive assholes
>That episode where Dewey kills the babysitter, drives a woman to suicide, gets implicated in a robbery and get abducted by a biker gang
Yeah when I was young I thought she was a fucking bitch but now I realize she was a Saint to put up with that shit
>>67891471
Neat
Can't believe I've never seen this as I've watched every episode of both shows
>I was married to this tall beautiful blonde
Can't be talking about fucking Skyler
>>67891955
She's cute but god damn it she was the biggest fucking cunt in the entire series
Worse than Lois, Malcolm and all of them.
Except for maybe Lois' mother.
>Its a young Dewey episode
>>67891471
>For the love of crimony...
No, just fucking no whoever wrote that, just fucking no.
>>67893535
Being a manipulative shithead > Being a hardass cunt
Ira is justified.
>>67890575
Eric was a total cunt
>>67891578
>>67891687
She got ugly as a trans and as flat as a 12 year old boy. No wonder why /tv/ likes her.
>>67893588
Right? Like wow, ugh. Omg.
>>67891955
Her episodes where the worst in the series. Nothing is perfect, and literally her episodes are the ultimate proof of this.
Y'all forgetting about best girl.
>>67893679
The one where she tricks Reese and Malcolm into thinking the other one is gay is absolutely hilarious, you plebeian
>>67893683
Biggest bitch more like
>>67893683
Look up the Thanksgiving episode where Reese cooks that Monkfish; she's wearing the tightest shirt in the shows run in that scene.
>It's a Malcolm acts like a whiny sjw whilst everyone else acts like a mature adult episode
>>67893683
mmm why are native girls so fucking fine
>>67893965
Couple things: a) Lois was SJW until the end when the swap stances, and b) what the fuck is the source of that image? Legit the best image quality of MitM I've ever seen.
>>67894032
was it? I haven't watched it in years. Hal's nigger friends were based as fuck
>>67893950
Oh I remember
Best supporting character?
>pic related
>>67894072
Yeah, Lois was SJW, Malc and the niggers were cool, but when Lois gives in to piss off a bigot, Malcolm can't work out if does agree with her or if he's being contrarian, etc.
Now, please tell me that that image from before was a screencap from a video and not a photo from production.
>>67894142
>Not Craig
>>67892066
It's a direct reference to Cool Hand Luke and I love it.
>>67891395
>Craig's Actor has a broken arm.
everytime
>>67894146
I just googled "malcom in the middle standee" and it was the second image
Apparently it's from malcolminthemiddle.co.uk
>>67894142
>Now I might pretend to do as she says but my wife KNOWS who rules the roost!
Oh hey is that Kitty?
>SORRY BABY
Kek, so good
>>67894142
Uhhhhh???
>>67894160
my nigga
>>67894142
He was great but Craig was the absolute greatest
Though that salty Krelboyne teacher was gold as well, should've been used more
>That's why Dewey is kiiiiiiiiiiing
>>67893984
>native
No fucking way is she native
Straight Asian
>>67893448ABCDABCD
>>67894341
She's full blown Native American bud, look it up.
Would you have fucked her after she passed out, bros?
>>67893683
I always wanted to put my head between those gorgeous titties and bite them so hard.
Haven't watched this in years and have a lazy afternoon. Any highlight episodes you can recommend lads? Don't really fancy going from the start
>>67894393
That was a pretty mature episode/moment in the enitre series.
>>67894341
Well she was in the show
internet doesn't have much about her actress but one link says American of Filipino descent so I guess you're right
>>67894439
>Don't really fancy going from the start
Its great from the start though
Every episode is good
>It's the babysitter episode
My dick was diamonds every time
>>67894459
It's because the early ones are the ones I remember most but I swear there's gems in there I missed or can barely remember. Especially Hal episodes
>>67894142
>>67894160
>>67894235
>>67894284
All wrong
Especially the ones saying Craig, he was both a cunt and a little bitch. Being one of the two is fine but you can't fucking be both at once
Pic related is the true GOAT and deep down you all know it
>>67894439
Bowling episode
Family Reunion
The one where Hal gets a bodybuilder posse
>>67894391
I did and she's a Flip you dumb cunt
Why would you tell someone to look something up when you yourself haven't done it?
I was 100% right even before I checked it you dumb cunt
>>67894541
>Fires Francis
nah.
He was a good character but didn't have any real development.
>>67894393
>that part when she's lying on the ground
>so are we gonna do it or what
My little 12 year old wee wee was diamonds
>>67894571
>>67894571
>he took the bait
>>67894611
>I was just pretending to be retarded xd
Classic
Dumb nigger
>>67892811
Are you a wizard? Your knowledge of early 00's family shows is impressive
>>67894595
Francis deserved it. He'd been putting ottos takings in to something that wasn't an atm machine for years.
>>67894393
I thought it was weird how Malcolm leaves like he knows that taking advantage of her is wrong, then bitches to Francis about how he wished be hadn't chickened out. So he didn't have the moral high ground, he was just a pussy?
>>67894142
Lois' mother
>>67890704
I've never watched this show, but I want to see these episodes. Can someone tell me the episodes that had this kind off stuff?
>>67894729
>I've never watched this show,
Start on episode 1
>>67894541
>Otto and Spangler died already
>>67894757
But I just want to watch the incest stuff.
>>67894470
BOOPEE BOOPEE BOOPEY BOOPEY BOO
>it's a Hal episode
>>67894798
>>67894798
>But I just want to watch the incest stuff.
KEK
If you want homolust, search for the episode where Malcom and Reese thinks each other is gay.
If you want mommy stuff search the one where Reese finds a diary of a "girl" and falls in love with her, then finiding out it was his mom diary. Also any "Francis comes to home" episode, he and Lois are always arguing, like ocuple full of sexual tension.
>>67888801
>the kids were just cunts
Yes.
>lois was actually a good mom
Fuck no!
>>67894989
Especially with Piama in the mix because it's very apparent he just falls for her because she's just like his mother
>They said Einstein was crazy, until he started kicking ass
>>67894676
You underestimate my power
>>67894393
>>67895179
Lol wut?
>>67895179
Well. Fuck.
>>67894234
>she doesn't even let me have butter on my bread!
>proceeds to eat butter cubes straight from the bowl
>"When Hal signals for Abe to come get drinks with him, he does actual American sign language (ASL) for the "alcohol consumption.""
Neat.
>Dad, why does it feel so horrible when you break up with someone?
>I don't know Francis, I've never been rejected.
Hal was great.
>>67895179
She must have been molested.
so... how many opther shows have tried to do the whole "dysfunctional family" like MitM and failed miserably?
really, this one set the bar super high, at least here in Mexico they keep doing reruns of it and I never get tired of it
like that one where Reese is in the military
>>67895320
In other news, the sky is blue
Isn't that true for every mother and kids growing up? I know I was for sure a cunt as a kid but I came to appreciate her and all she's done for me.
>>67895352
It's still airing in France, not on the most important channel but during summer at 10am they show 2 or 3 malcolm episode.
>tfw you wake up, prepare some bread with nuttela with orange juice
>you turn the tv on and watch malcolm
>you sit in the chair where the sun hit you for the whole duration of the 3 episode
>>67894679
>massive change in Francis's life
>all happens offscreen and Otto is never mentioned again despite being Francis's second dad
>Francis and Reese are natural alphas made dysfunctional misfits by their lack of a strong father figure
>Malcolm and Dewey are talented betas made overly timid failures by their overbearing mother
Their shitty parents literally ruined any chance any of them had at a fulfilling life.
>>67888920
>>67894724
Because that's the part of him that hesitates before leaving expressing himself, and also him getting Francis's opinion about the whole thing.
Tl;dr shit is complex and not always literal
>>67890873
That episode has some great lines.
>Of course you'd hit a cripple! You couldn't even get a white girl to marry you.
I loved that episode where Hal btfo the court when they accuse him of embezzlement and shows all his fucking friday-escapade-pictures
>>67888920
kinky
>>67891799
>unconsciously saying "mommy" when seeing a girl with unusually large tits
I get how it is, Malcolm.
>>67895483
only reese is a failure
>>67895593
KEK
also, remember that episode where Reese challenges Stewey to fight and he freezes his legs so they are on"equal terms"?
>>67895708
You're deluded if you really think any of them are going anywhere.
>>67891833
Based Goldblum
>>67895483
didn't you watch the finale where they said Dewey is gonna have an easy life and be rich?
Dewey has always been the favorite child and the smartest kid; he outsmarts Malcolm and his parents all the time.
Francis had the biggest mommy issues of the boys, right?
Why was that?
>>67895483
>Thinking Lois was wrong at all
Fucking idiot Lois gave them all chances for freedom, but they fucked it everytime
>>67895776
Fracis is a wagecuck, Malcom is going to a good school with promising
goals, Dewey is on the same path but with music instead, reese is a fucking janitor that threw his dream of becoming a cheif away because it was too hard.
>tfw you will never be Dewey and get the easy path in life
>>67889343
yes.
>>67888988
>What is an oedipus complex?
>>67895885
Wasn't Malcolm also working as a janitor? I think I remember he gets off the phone with Reese and when he walks away you realise he's in uniform with a mop and bucket.
>>67895842
SHE BURNED HER TEDDY BEAR
>>67895908
Rock on
>>67888920
>One down
Is she talking about his dick?
>>67895970
Only to pay for his classes at Harvard. Something got fucked up with his scholarship or something and they still owed money
>>67895970
But he did that to pay for his studies didn't he?
His mom didn't want him to have an easy time.
>>67894179
My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs
>>67895908
that one where performs as a wizard, makes a shitton of money and Louis and Hal take it away?
>>67896002
>>67896015
Makes sense. I remember in an earlier episode Lois tells Malcolm he could run for president and he'd make a difference because of his roots.
That episode where he's freaking out over career choices was shown at the perfect time in my high school life.I should've thought harder
>>67895970
To pay for his courses. He seemed happy and well ajusted.
>>67896161
>"according to this you can be anything"
>"that does not help me"
>"fuck you Mr. Perfect, I'm stuck with this shitty job"
gold
>>67890873
That and when Malcolm catches Lois smoking.
Great episodes.
>it's a malcolm breaks the 4th wall episode
>>67888920
Thanks for my new fetish mom
>that episode where Hal tries to setup Dewey with a girl from his class and offers her free candy from his car as she's walking
This is probably one of the best threads on /tv/ in months.
>>67896332
Sshh, you'll ruin it
>>67892811
Thing is, people forget 7th Heaven was kind of intentionally overly hokey. Or at least it totally knew how incredibly bullshit it was 99% of the time unless you were a hardcore Christian./
>Hal drives a Road roller episode
>>67895483
>>Francis and Reese are natural alphas made dysfunctional misfits by their lack of a strong father figure
>
>>Malcolm and Dewey are talented betas made overly timid failures by their overbearing mother
all men in this shows are betas
>>67896365
Who the fuck cares. He'll be a rich beta with a President for a brother.
>>67895776
Francis is just gonna turn out just like his mother. Malcolm and Dewey will both end up successful in whichever field they choose to go into. Only Reese will end up lower class and be a high school janitor for life.
![1838894-the_real_captain_america[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R9n8lxU.jpg "1838894-the_real_captain_america[1].jpg")
>>67893631
At least he actually served after Marlin.
>>67896161
It goes by so fast, and suddenly at 18 years old they're asking what you want to be for the rest of your life
>>67895842
eldest son?
>It's a 'Hal gets an army of musclemen henchman who do his bidding' episode
>>67896492
Then you are 28 shitposting on a chinese cartoon board.
>It's a Hal explores an alternative lifestyle episode.
>>67896530
What's the secret behind that movie? Is it a satire of action/martial art movies? Or did Carpenter bite off more than he could chew?
>>67896492
>18
I wish.
Bong high school had us trying to choose careers in year 9 when we were 13-14 so we could choose our options for GCSEs and later college and then uni.
I pulled a Reese and did Sixth Form (basically two more years of HS but with up to four subjects) just to avoid life for a little longer.
>>67896590
>it's a hal brings his RV to burning man and everybody thinks it's an artistic act
>>67896590
More broken dreams. Hal could've been one of the best roller disco artists of our time.
>>67891964
Friendly reminder thatMalcolm lost his virginity in that episode
>>67896582
>tfw when im 30
