Anyone else here looking forward to this movie? I've been wanting an FPS film ever since I saw Doom (2005).
I can only imagine the type of audience who would see this flick in theaters. No thank you.
>>67888090
>meme movie
>>67888129
I don't get your point. What do you think is going to happen?
thankfully it will bomb at the box office so it will be ok to talk about it on /tv/ without being accused of being reddit for at least a year like Dredd
>>67888147
Annoying fuckboys
>>67888090
I cant wait to pirate this when I get my HTC Vive
>>67888090
Pretty hype.
>https://youtu.be/lVCkI5C_qNI
Thought this was pretty neat. "No talking" ad for Alamo Drafthouse.
>>67889824
I do love the Alamo, but it doesn't stop chimps from taking pictures with flash of their every single food item they order as it arrives.
Looks cool. I'll possibly see it
>>67890766
>taking pictures of your food
>in a theater
I worked at a restaurant theater for a few years, I don't think I remember this ever happening.
I did have to take a picture of some middle aged housewives on a night out once.
>>67888399
How would watching this movie on a Vive do anything to improve the experience? The movie is not shot in 360 or even 180 degrees, it's not 3D, it's not high frame rate. It would be no different from watching any other movie in a virtual theater in VR
>>67888337
who's that girl?
>>67888337
Who is that
>>67888090
Looking forward to it just because it's something fresh and i'm sick of all the capekino.
>>67888090
At first I was only going to see it for based Sweety Man, but this actually looks dope.
>>67888147
Probably the same lot who tried to ruin The Witch for me. Maybe I'll go just to complain loudly and sigh during the entire flick to ruin it for them.
What's the premise of the movie other than some guy running around shooting people?
>>67891064
A cute girl
>>67891049
>>67891064
t.phone users
>>67890908
It seems to be shot entirely from a first person perspective. That's not very common. That said, it looks like a good way to get vertigo.
>>67891136
What more do you need?
>>67891049
>girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCX65UwLls
>>67891085
>LITERALLY A RIP OFF OF CRANK
>SO FRESH, SO NEW,
>>67891224
No way that's a guy
>>67890908
this is the biggest missed opportunity. When I saw a trailer, it was all I thought about. "Oh wow a film specifically for VR headsets"
>In Theaters April 8th
>Theaters
why would I want to watch this not 3D and not with a VR headset.
>>67888090
Why not just play an FPS?
>>67891330
:^)
>>67891330
https://twitter.com/sarinavalentina
>>67891362
Oh dear :/
>>67891308
How is it a ripoff of Crank? Crank wasn't even an action movie.
>>67891308
>Crank
>new and original
Stupid cunt doesn't know what DOA is.
>>67891335
because im a big fan of the band
![tumblr_mifyqdaxiA1rp0vkjo1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AfpxI29.gif "tumblr_mifyqdaxiA1rp0vkjo1_400[1].gif")
>>67891411
Is this a meme?
Crank is as action as you can fucking get.
Almost a hundred percent chance I'm going to see this in the theater
>>67891331
>why would I not watch a movie in a way it wasn't meant to be presented in
>why not just stick feathers in my bum
>>67888147
nothing but 15 year olds. Because that is who this is marketed too. and /v/ manchildren of course.
my guess is the movie will be:
>no character development because you are the character man!
>basically no story, just wobbly fps camera action back to back
this is a "movie" for people who don't like movies
/v/ shilling is leaking
This looks absolutely fucking atrocious.
This looks pretty neat, I think I'll check it out
>>67895261
Yeah, but you're stuck on the idea that films have to be art. They don't. They can just be entertainment. Have you ever been to an amusement park and ridden a rollercoaster? It's not about deep philosophical artistic shit, it's about the ride. It's about going on a little journey of self-contained madness just for fun. That's what this movie is. You're an idiot.
>>67895343
This. Why cant you people just have some fun every once in a while fuck.
>>67895343
having character development and an actual story isn't art. That's the basis of entertainment. Again this is a "turn your brain off and enjoy it" for idiots. Thanks for proving my point.
>>67895343
True bro. Sometimes I just want to sit back and enjoy myself.
>>67895343
ya niggas got rekt
>>67895299
81% on RT.
First Person Kino
>>67895413
>wanting to relax makes you an idiot
Some of us arent NEETs that do fuck all every day. We work hard, have plans, futures, social lives, girlfriends or boyfriends, things we actually work towards, make sacrifices for and love.
We're not all so devoid of stimulation in our lives unlike you who probably gets it all from tv and movies so anything that doesnt require your absolute full attention lets you're horrible shitfest of a life creep into your mind for too long you pseudo intellectual fucking faggot.
>>67897891
rekt
>>67891765
Eric Roberts out of nowhere
>>67897891
you might have gone too far somewhere along the way
>>67888090
Is this done by those Russian guys that did that pretty remarkable first person music video some years ago?
>Crank 3 never
>>67898584
Yeah.
>>67898653
Nice. Good for them.
>>67898584
Yep, that's the one. Band's frontman is directing it.
>I AM A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>67898646
This is more like a spiritual sequel to Crank
Like 10 Cloverfield Lane is to Cloverfield.
>>67898646
>this movie could have been Crank 3;_;
>>67898692
That's super cool
Tbh I thought this looked awesome in the trailers. Of course it may just work better as a trailer, but regardless I'm sure this movie will be visually stunning, although I can see it lacking in other departments
>>67898787
I'm sad now.
>>67891330
>no way
>>67898931
Who is this semon demon?
>>67891136
Dude got blown the fuck up, his wife was some sort of science-type and pieced him back together, before he could get a new voice some white haired Russian type bad guy comes in, kidnaps the wife, tries to kill the dude to get the technology in him, and shit goes down.
Plus Sharlto Copley and Tim Roth as NPCs
>>67895343
I don't need to have an ebin gopro first person view to enjoy an action movie. Only /v/ kids will go see this,you got your answer.
>>67897891
Keep on being a normie retard pleb who just eats whatever garbage your fed, then.
>>67899075
Of course you don't need it, that's not the point. It's a stylistic choice that might be interesting, and that's all I'm looking for: Stylish action from a relatively fresh perspective.
>>67891064
>>67891049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9udaxdGCQIE
She's the blonde in this video.
>>67898931
>And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling eyebrows!!
What is the character's name again?
>>67897891
>futures
kek
>>67899403
Wreck-it Ralph
>>67897891
Piss off, you dumb casual. People like you ruin boardculture. At least have the fucking decency to shut the fuck up while you're here.
>>67899267
Top kek
>>67899483
>not even attempting to refute his point
>This shilling
>>67891765
>>67898537
how much did eric roberts get paid to star in that?
>>67899738
What point, that people who work repetitive wageslave jobs are too stupid and tired to enjoy movies with real depth, so they just watch ones where the basic premise is "good guy hits bad guys" just to waste their lives away because "their friends are doing it"?
>>67899738
The point that he's a dumb casual you mean?
Read it again.
>>67899223
She looks the part but she can't dance the part sadly.
>>67899738
Refute what? That he's a pleb for life?
>>67891765
Love me some Sarah Carter.
>>67897891
>We work hard
Sorry to hear
>have plans
So do I. I'll fuck my neighbor's wife tomorrow while he's kissing his superior's ass at work
>futures
aka the grave
>social lives
So do I, more than worker drones do
>girlfriends
I do have, plural.
>boyfriends
speak for yourself, faggot
>We're not all so devoid of stimulation in our lives unlike you who probably gets it all from tv and movies so anything that doesnt require your absolute full attention lets you're horrible shitfest of a life creep into your mind for too long
You are one of those idiots that think that culture and art are there to entertain you. You are simply a goddamn pleb
>>67900155
>everything has to be art
Literal fucking idiot cunt
>movie literally called First Person Shooter
>starring the dude who voiced Caleb in Blood
>released in 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FftHaYHTVI
>>67900305
Wow, didn't think they could get any edgier, but there it goes.
>>67900283
Work on that reading comprehension if you find the time, you dip
>>67900371
and it looks cool
>>67899403
Badass Barry
>>67897891
wew
>>67899835
>>67900462
Debatable. Gore's nice, but it looks like it has even less of a story than Hardcore.
>>67888090
This might be just the kind of movie that really lends itself to a 3D viewing. Might be cool to check out
>>67900155
>So do I. I'll fuck my neighbor's wife tomorrow while he's kissing his superior's ass at work
>So do I, more than worker drones do
>I do have, plural.
>You are one of those idiots that think that culture and art are there to entertain you. You are simply a goddamn pleb.
Nigger everyone knows none of this is true, stop trying to sound like cool shit on a malaysian image board, get out of your mom's basement, get a job, and maybe meet a dumb bimbo to fuck for the rest of your life.
>>67888090
You're what's wrong with everything, this looks like garbage.
>>67901212
lol I have my own flat, in the city. And I spend my time hanging out with artists and musicians. I currently have three chicks I fuck on the regular, one of them is the chick next door.
I'm good, thank you, faggot
Looks like Crank 3, so I'm gonna watch it.
>>67901233
This. How dare this faggot make a thread that's about an attempt at a visually original concepted indi production. Shame on him.
>>67901353
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
>>67899179
The movie is supposed to have really great practical effects and stunt work too. That's why it should end up being a lot of fun and end up as more than just a stupid movie with a gimmick.
>>67888090
It's like found-footage but 100% more obnoxious.
>>67891765
>watching movie about sexy volleyball babes
>eric roberts shows up
>>67902183
Where the hell did no-name Russian who only directed a few clips for his band got enough money for all that stuff AND Sharlto Copley, anyway?
>>67888090
I'm gonna see it in the theater and after I'm gonna sneak into Batman v Superman. It's getting great reviews, but I wanted to see it since I saw the trailer when I saw Deadpool. I'm gonna get high as fuck and maybe eat an edible.
>>67899835
Three canadian dollar coins and a half-eaten crunch wrap supreme.
>>67901414
Amen.
>>67902211
>implying this is obnoxious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1hOCX_UVo
>>67902301
The director of Wanted saw the Bad Motherfucker music video and liked it, so he helped produce HH iirc.
>>67902301
They begged some old jews. How do you think films get made?
>>67888090
Is this the ultimate /chad/core kino?
Chadkino thread?
>>67888129
>Implying they'd even let you buy a ticket without calling the cops.
>>67898537
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67893427
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>>67888337
>finally see it uncensored after all these years
>boring af
Thanks
>>67899483
>>67903482
Was Crank chadkino? Was Die Hard?
>>67905229
Yes and yes.
>>67888337
i have a new waifu it seems.
>>67906210
husbando*
>ad pops up before youtube vid
>'it's a mix of call of duty, captain america, and jason bourne
>assume it's a joke
>it's not
Holy shit I can't believe this movie is actually a thing
>>67906013
Fuck off then, you no-fun elitist or capeshit aficionado, whichever you are
>>67906496
what?
>>67907141
That's a guy.
>>67897891
>We work hard
Making other peoples' dreams come true
>have plans
Everybody has a plan until it falls apart
>futures
The delusion and brainwashing is strong with this one
>social lives
G-guise, drinking makes me fit in, r-right
>girlfriends or boyfriends
In your case, faggot, boyfriends. Boyfriends all the way.
>things we actually work towards
Giving your boss another Lexus
>make sacrifices for
Mmm, "nobility" and "integrity"...
>love
Biologically, no-different from eating large quantities of chocolate
Still, wagecuckold, you keep believing the "American Dream" that they've shoved down your throat with their penises since kindergarten. Tastes good, doesn't it? All that dreamsemen.
>>67906013
fucking faggot
>>67907279
oh fug your write. i just yahoo`d it... id still have sex with her to be truthful. just no gay shit though. id sex her anally, maybe even eat her ass like i do a womans. but no way can she put her pecker in me or would i ever jerk it off. if it was legel to get married to a gay here i would marry her so quick....
>>67901353
Actually cringed
>>67908399
Well it's the truth, what can I say
>>67907334
Why do all NEET losers assume that working hard automatically means working for someone else ? Working 9-5 or sucking up or brown nosing ?
Oh yeh, they can't face actually trying to do anything with their life.
You can make money without being a "wage cuck" you know
Get a fucking life jesus christ
>>67908604
>guys, i d-do fuck three girls and hang out with cool hipsters i s-swear
Why do you care ? Literally no one on here knows who the fuck you are just fuck off
>>67908689
>implying that's the same guy, familiar of mine
I can only imagine all the fat Americans going to see this dumb self-insert movie where everyone can imagine they are shooting at each other before they go do it in real life.
>>67908689
>hipsters
Stop projecting, faggot
>>67908868
kek
