>>67878539
Do your parents take you seriously when you tell them you're happy?

>>67878539
>fat
If she's considered fat I should just kill myself

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>>67878883
She's technically skinny-fat

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>>67878539
Depends where the fat is located.

I don't care if she's fat what triggers me is her eyebrows.

>>67878993
High test

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>This girl hits on you at a college bar
>Realize you'd rather beat off at home
>Realize you're also playing wingman for your bud tonight
>Bud can't get laid with her bomb ass 10/10 friend, unless hideous friend gets laid too
>Chat with hideous friend
>Realize hideous friend has been shitted on for her entire life for her grotesque fucking visage and as a result has a cold, bitch, "fuck the world and everyone more attractive than me" personality
>As you talk, she says she's doing gender studies, specializing on women's rights and their role in the 21st century
>Take a huge fucking gulp
>Offer her an appetizer, declines cause she's on a diet
>Contemplate suicide
>She's kinda drunk now. Snickers at her hideous friend now chatting up with your boy. Says "she fucking hates that bitch".
>You lawl
>Didn't even bring up politics but begins bashing capitalism and that her education should come "free".
>Holy fuck please kill me now
>Ask her if she has any interesting hobbies but only get social activist club responses
>It's do or die at this point. Any longer talking to this whale will result in you doming your head.
>Have a look at your boy, decide to take the sacrifice.
>Couple more rounds to get really fucking sly
>Take grenade to apartment
>She goes full on starfish and expects you to want to fuck her like that
>You fuck real quick, bunny rabbit style
>Realize she's pissing on your dick
>Get pretty grossed out, it's not hot.
>Have the most shameful bust of your life.
>Pass out
>Good thing you never gave her your number
>Get a text the next day saying "that was fun"
>FUCK

>>67880083
I think she's hot but good god she's going to have a brow like a cliff face when she gets older.

>>67878539
take her seriously or not imo she's one of the most beautiful women alive.

Second hottest actress on the show, Sophie being number one of course.

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>>67880554
get laid sometime