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What was the last film you masturbated to /tv/?
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What was the last film you masturbated to /tv/?
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The Fifth Element
I clench fist and fuck hand and cum hard t Milla Jovovich sexy ass and tiny tit
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I have never masturbated in my life.

How does it feel like?
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>>67874610
pleasing when it happens but you feel kinda bad abotu it afterward
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>>67874495
Jane Adams looks identical to my ex-girlfriend - the only woman I've ever been with - absolutely identical. I have a weird relationship with this film.
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>>67874610
Like a really boring handjob
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>>67874495
Paris, Texas
>not rubbing it out to actual films
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that's not what movies are for
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>>67874678
I AM NOT A FURFAG
I AM NOT A FURFAG
I AM NOT A FURFAG
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idk but I came to a clip of Maisie getting shagged on yt
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>>67874900
From the movie where her stepbrother fucks her? Dropped it a few times to that one as well.
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[spolier]you know which scene I'm talking about[/spoiler]
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>>67874715

ew

there is nothing erotic about that movie you sick fuck
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>>67874658
tod solandz is a weird director, his films do strange things to your emotions. ever seen his film Welcome to the Dollhouse?
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>>67875832
>ever seen his film Welcome to the Dollhouse?
Besides Happiness and it's "sequel" this is the only other film of his I've seen. A lot of Jane Adams films make me feel weird, but this is by far the most impactful for me.
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>>67875912
she has a strange and alluring vibe. solandz is good at picking just the right actors for his movies. the kids in welcome to the dollhouse are also crazy good actors.
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>>67876015
>watching Eli Roth films
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you're all washed up
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>>67876062
MODS
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>>67874495
The Reader
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>>67876062
why are her tits so saggy and have no frimness in them?
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>>67876296
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>67876529
if you're gonna troll at least try not to make it obvious.
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this is fucking incredible. i rarely get aroused enough to get the urge to masturbate at something in a movie but this does it for me every time. she was practically begging for spiderman reach out and get a handful of those once she started making out with him.
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>>67877521
>ywn suck those nipples
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>>67876803
>11th graders
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>>67878199
>checked
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>>67877606
>teenage girls have been degenerate hoebags for longer than we know
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>>67879136
What the hell is this?
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>>67880076
Muh dick.
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Hairy pits chocolate licking scene from Life is Sweet.
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Cosmopolis I think
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>>67874495
Captain Winky
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>67874495
The beach scene at the start of The Baader Meinhof Complex.

So awesome. I thoroughly recommended it.
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>>67874495
Species
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>>67879136
w-what's my waifu doing in that webm?
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>>67874495
Persona
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>>67879198
its from the new Phantasm movie
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>>67874678
>In the cinemas
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>>67878390
>I am expected to believe that Gal Gadot looks fit enough to do that and look sexy as hell whilst doing it

I don't think so Jewkikes.
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>>67875912

Not that guy but you should def see Palindromes, great movie, weirdest of Solondz too
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>>67878390
All the girls in the animated JL were so hot.
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jerry maguire
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>>67880694
The naked lolis?
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http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/3017/d

Thread is done, you can all go home now
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>>67884872
sexy phoebe will always do things to my dick
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>>67876015

wtf is this shit

who makes movies like this

wtf
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>>67885135
IMAGINE
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>>67876296
That's from The Journey: Absolution, not Poison Ivy..
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>>67876720
I w-wonder why this film was so successful.
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>>67876360
>hfr

what video game is this
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>>67885531
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>>67880922
Porn version?
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>>67885564
At the end of that Rachael Leigh Cook and Rosario Dawson bump their titties together but it doesn't quit come out in webm form. After that you can see Rachael Leigh Cook's pokies for the rest of the scene which is where I stopped the movie.
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>>67885625
Here it is
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I bate through plenty of movies, can't let lust stop me from kino.
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>>67880169
You can only find your dignity in the place where you lost it
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>>67878390
Well I know what I'm watching tonight.
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>>67885951
rumors are that Alyssa Milano is a slutty cougar these days, twice she was seeing hanging out at college bars and supposedly loves getting gangbanged by college guys at parties she finds out about and goes to
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>>67886771
Sounds like she's living life to the fullest.
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>>67874495
>masturbating to films
>not masturbating to porn of films
I used to put on movies in the background when I masturbated as a kid though desu
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>>67878390
>that elbow drop
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>>67887292
2000 was part of the 90s
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>>67874900
gonna need a link

for.. research
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>>67888101

Seconding Orwell's request here
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>>67888757
>gif
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Came like 3 times while watching this movie
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>>67876720
That deleted scene where she smears poop on her perfect, milky legs to mask her scent
Pissed it got taken off of YouTube before I could download it at home. Shit was incredible.
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>>67874636
Only if you've been conditioned with puritan guilt, or you are fapping to something genuinely disgusting
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Any hairy armpits or other female body hair recommendations? I got 50 shades of Grey recently because someone said that the main character had hairy legs in the sex scene, but it turned out it was just a bit of peach fuzz on her thighs and the women's magazines made a huge fuss about it, they're really retarded.
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>>67875571
wait, so not only did batman sleep with superman's mom, but daredevil did also?
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>>67883113
this tbqh famalam
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>>67878390
>Welcome to the Dollhouse

Movies need more badass women who beat up other women.
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>>67893044

that guy is pure boner killer
both the actor and his "acting"

I feel sorry for your weiner
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Muzi v nadeji

Vica Kerekes is unbelievably hot in that movie
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>>67881316
Is this a good film?
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>>67874610
Like bags of sand.
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Pretty good desu
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I know, shame on me. But the movie was pretty entertaining.
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>>67897838
Holly Valance in her prime.
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>>67897646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4V4udOasIw
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>>67890476
>Any hairy armpits or other female body hair recommendations? I got 50 shades of Grey recently because someone said that the main character had hairy legs in the sex scene, but it turned out it was just a bit of peach fuzz on her thighs and the women's magazines made a huge fuss about it, they're really retarded.
Anyone?
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>>67898428
The Dictator. You will love it.
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>>67898535
Seen it just for the pits, and I'm convinced it's a pit merkin despite Faris saying otherwise in interviews. Good suggestion though!
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>>67885584
It's a porno-noir, one of the few in existence. There is also an R-rated version known as 'It's Called Murder, Baby!"

One of the best adult films I've ever seen, and Vinegar Syndrome did a great job with the transfer
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no regrets desu had some chili and bass later
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even as a kid, senpai
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I never masturbated to a non-porn movie
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>>67879136
>I'm acting
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>>67881128
BACK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT

SHES MINE
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>>67889216
The Falling, I believe
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>>67875156
Every single one with the Xenomorph in it?
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>>67904393
Pressley had awesome forearm hair and happy trail, removed it all later on.
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>>67875832
>image.jpg
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>>67902582
The part named after the John Lennon song
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>>67874495
Sgt Kabuki-man NYPD
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>this thread is still up
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>>67905827
>image.jpg
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>>67906202

mobile
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51 fucking years old
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>>67905827
>ywn have a hot step-sister who constantly teases you and jerks your cock but never finishes
;_;
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>>67884230
holy shit I remember this episode
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>>67885252
it's even hotter with all the horrifying sound effects
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