Excuse me. Please don't disturb my friend.
He's dead tired.
>>67871161
I eat green berets for breakfast
What happened to Sully?
>>67871767
He had to split.
>>67871594
Fuck you, asshole.
>>67871767
I dropped him off.
[steel drums intensifies]
>>67871943
Fuck YOU, asshole.
>>67871161
Let off some SteamBennet.
You just know...
>>67871943
>>67872202
These guys eat too much red meat!
>>67872513
back when they gave cows testosterone and not the unusually high amounts of estrogen today.
I DON'T NEED A GUN. AND I'LL KILL YOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
>>67871767
He's using up his air miles.
>>67871943
Only thing I remember from this scene was the boobies
>>67874148
*SCREACHES*
>>67872242
>>67874148
>>67874187
Why was Freddie Mercury in Commando?
>>67874222
because he was obsessed with balls
>yfw you realize that bennett isn't wearing chainmail but some knitted shit
You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then there's a cop that's going to shoot you and I save you and they start chasing me. Are you going to tell me what's going on or what?
>>67874222
I thought it was Dan Severn
>>67871161
COCAINUM
>>67874388
>agent Vasily Johnston
>>67871943
FUCK YOU MAC WANT SOME CANDY
>>67874222
he was the bad guy from the beginning of road warrior, i think the screeching was a reference
>>67872329
>>67874786
>## [Rock] ##
>>67874754
There's a split second where you can see on Arnolds face that his roided out self wants to snap that little punk in two for putting ice cream up his nose
>>67874880
Imagine being Arnold...
>>67875004
>>67874334
No.
>>67874786
>>67874839noCHANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRJaMqRO1d0
Why was this movie so good? What were the specific factors that made it just so damn enjoyable even though there was almost no substance?
>>67875747
It's sincere.
You can tell some very frank meatheads got together and decided this would be an awesome movie to make. They probably made the movie pitch by blasting hair rock music and doing squats and pushups in the conference room somewhere.
Much different than focus group committee movies that only serve as trailers to their sequels that we have today.
>>67875871
>You can tell some very frank meatheads got together and decided this would be an awesome movie to make. They probably made the movie pitch by blasting hair rock music and doing squats and pushups in the conference room somewhere.
I love this imagery.
>>67875747
Because it's OTP as fuck
http://multiglom.com/2010/07/04/schwarzenegger-the-1986-interview/
>How does Arnold think his film differs from Rambo: First Blood Part II? “Have you seen both movies? You can see the difference? Good. Ha ha. I was worried for a moment… It’s a different movie. Mine is a battleground right in Los Angeles. Stallone’s battleground is Vietnam. His is a very politically oriented movie and mine is not at all. Mine is humour oriented. You can laugh and you can have a good time with it, and I don’t take myself seriously in the film either. I believe in comic relief, otherwise the whole thing becomes too intense and too heavy.”
>The comic relief in Commando comes mainly from the female lead, Rae Dawn Chong, who says things like, “I don’t believe all this macho bullshit,” as the bodies hurtle past. This is also a far cry from Ramboworld, where the female character is introduced primarily so that she can get shot and give Rambo something else to grit his teeth about. Arnold and I begin to discuss the role of women in action movies.
>“In most action movies the women are in the way,” says Arnold. “We always intended to have Rae Dawn Chong as being the funny, kind of bubbly girl, as just the innocent bystander, and whoops what’s going on here, there’s a bullet flying by, type of thing. She was always meant to be that. And then it works, if she has a real job in the movie. But if you try to throw a woman in there just to have a love scene, you’re wasting your time, because it doesn’t sell a ticket.”
The Jewel of the Nile works, says Arnold, because there is teamwork between Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner from the beginning. Runaway Train, in which Rebecca de Mornay plays a female machinist, does not work. Linda Hamilton in The Terminator works. “She becomes the hero at the end and all that. That is terrific. Give the woman the ultimate responsibility. But don’t throw her in. As an object. To sell tickets…”
>>67871767
She was such a qt
>>67875939
Literally sounds like something that would happen in Its Always Sunny
![commando-kill-you-last[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r2De9I1.jpg "commando-kill-you-last[1].jpg")
Sully, I like you... that's why I'm going to kill you last.
you fuckin' whore
>>67876008
Someone get a picture of Danny Devito and write a greentext of him pitching Commando
>>67875957
She's Chong's daughter.
>>67871851
"I let him go."
>Not watching the superior russian remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbFhSgutTw
Pure Кинó
>>67876714
What the fuck
>>67876295
>>67874786
>those baby traps
Why was he skipping trapezius day?
