sum up your life with a seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm quote
>>67871134
Fuck you, you carwash cunt
>>67871134
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
Long-ass balls
>>67871134
I think I'm slowly turning into Larry David
>LOOK AT THOSE FREAKS
I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk
We don't really consider you part of the bald community
>>67871134
>George doesn't work; he's a bum. That's why he lives at home with us.
>>67871134
the jerkstore call, they runned out of you.
I'm a schmuck I did a schumucky thing
POPPIE PEED ON MY SOFA
>>67871292
based dr. spaceman.
when you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy
>>67871134
>I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
>>67871134
it's not a lie if you believe it
>>67871134
That glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
>>67871134
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
>>67871276
i know that feel anon
god i feel fucking old
>>67871134
"I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.”"
>>67871134
It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat – it’s all been wrong.
Filthy Jew, Filthy Jew!
>>67872622
Daddy, daddy! The strange man in the bathroom has something hard in his pants.
Larry David is a genius.
>>67871376
What does that quote have to do with dr. spaceman?
Commit to nothing. If you have to speak - mumble.
>>67873097
not the quote, the actor.
>>67873225
oh I forgot it's the same actor
>it's not easy
I have a sign in my house that says that if somebody takes my pants I take theirs.
Fuck you lookin at jew boy? Fuckin faggot
