I'm watching this tonight, what should I expect?
What are y'all niggas watching? Only theater goers apply, piraters gtfo.
>>67871055
I bought a ticket for Zootopia and went in to see this. It was ok.
expect to be blown away
If you're over the age of 25 you'll grasp the film just fine.
Just downloaded Aguirre, Wrath of God.it was free :^)
I'm laffin at the capeshit plebs
>>67871055
>niggas
Wow, how rude
>>67871055
True kino
I did not think it was pure shit but I found myself checking the time wondering when it was gonna be over. You also will get frustrated at the plot a bit, kinda retarded at some points. Pretty cool and entertaining at some points thought, I'm more of a casual watcher so that's my opinion
this is coming from someone who doesn't give a fuck about superheros movies, doesnt read comics and give 0 fucks about marvel/dc fights
its a shitty movie, I almost fell sleep 3 times and it overall made no sense, the last segment looked like a videogame cutscene, some of the worst cgi i have ever seen and the bad guy is as generic as it gets
I give it a 5/10
>>67871140
Kek this, thinking about seeing it tonight or tomorrow, wat do?
Watching The Witch again. Absolutely devilish. Also BvS was phenomenal you may have to see it twice though.
>>67871055
Three words:
>TRIES
>TOO
>HARD
See Zootopia instead.
Don't expect the movie to ever be as bright as that poster.
>>67871055
I just saw it last night, it's certainly better than any generic Marvel shit, but it took on one too many plotlines for one movie.
>>67871241
>le "it looks like a videogame" stawman
I bet you complained when you realized Interstellar wasn't really filmed in space.
>>67871178
As a 30 year old I grasped the fact that this movie was pretentious shit. No lie senpai.
>>67871280
Three words:
>OVER
>MY
>HEAD
If you have the brain capacity of this kid, maybe Zootopia IS more your speed.
>>67871307
a lot of movies make cgi fights so they dont look like a videogame cutscene, batman vs superman does not no matter how butthurt you get about it
i enjoyed it. was lon though.. there were points in the second act I was thnking come on move along.. More Lois focus then necessary.
Wonder Women's Theme sounds like a tune from Battlestar Galactica.
Everyone does a good job though. fight at the end is great.
Lex.. well Eisenbeg tried. the problem is no cinematic lex has been any good. Smallville lex was as close as we got.
All in all good decent enough film. Definitely doesn't deserve the hate it received. Personally thinking about watching it again in the cinema.
>>67871055
I liked the 3D effects
>>67871311
Mental midget confirmed. I bet when the Excalibur thing was explained to you (by someone else) you still dismissed it.
>>67871307
both gravity and interstellar were filmed in space.
>>67871344
Like I said.
>>67871341
C'mon, it took itself way too seriously and it failed at making any kind of point. It was just a bad movie. It's okay.
It's very good, though a bit overstuffed, maybe some pacing issues. Otherwise there was some brilliant stuff. Felt like an event comic or graphic novel come to life, I like Snyder's stylistic, evocative direction for this kinda stuff. Best Batman on screen ever, easily, and Bruce Wayne.
>>67871447
Like I said.
>>67871450
Stick to "Get the magic stone" movies then.
>>67871403
>He doesn't like what I like
>He must be stupid
How mature of you, kiddo. :^)
>>67871523
I'm not the one who can't grasp a superhero movie.
>>67871507
>Implying I enjoy Marvel movies
Next.
>>67871496
>Best Batman on screen ever, easily
>>>/trash/
>>67871307
>I don't know what a strawman argument is
>>67871582
>grasping=/=enjoyment
Not op but I'm going to see this again tonight. Any new insight on what I should be looking for or any context I should know to get a better understanding?
>>67871178
my dad is 49 and said he would have walked out mid-movie if he hadn't spent so much money going to the theater.
>>67871585
Never said that. How about
>Act1
>Act2
>Act3
>Boss fight
Is that easy enough for you to understand?
>>67871055
A really mediocre movie with a couple good scenes.
>>67871629
Who was better? Not Bale. Keaton for nostalgia points, but Battfleck brought some of the best of the comics, games, and cinéma. An actually intimidating, substantial superhero rather than an imitation. Inshallah.
>>67871679
Who cares? Also
>18+
>>67871055
>expect to be rooting for Superman to be killed
>You'll hate Superman, worse than dumb child
>Lex is annoying
>Gal Gadot's too fucking skinny
>Expect very little dialogue
>by the end expect to be thinking:" COME ON?! ARE FUCKING SERIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
>>67871341
Three words:
>GET
>BETTER
>BAIT
Seriously, fuck off.
>>67871680
You are making zero sense senpai.
>>67871694
You know good and goddamn well he has no argument stop teasing him like that.
>>67871715
Because people can't have kids in their late teens-early 20's, right?
>>67871055
>watching BvS
Why? Just to see how bad it is?
>>67871055
Expect capekino. If you like MoS or are a Batman fan you'll love it.
Its like watching a live action BTAS. Ill probs do hw desu
>>67871694
>Not Bale
Uh, yes Bale. Way better than Battfleck.
>>67871055
>BvS
>>67871743
I bet you started looking at your phone whenever Luthor started talking.
>>67871723
Kek'd
So true.
>>67871832
>I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
Bale was ridiculed. Literally the entire audience laughed on every line.
>>67871341
>>67871723
Also, Alfred looks like he's only ten years older than Bruce.
Fucking
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>67871874
Haha do you use a picture of a toilet whenever you want your nurse to take you to the bathroom?
>>67871836
Probably looking for the National Suicide Hotline. I could definitely see someone having serious suicide fantasies having to sit through that awful acting job.
If you have no knowledge of the comics then a lot of it is going to go over your head because Snyder couldn't tell the actual story and fit in all of the religious symbolism/christ allegories.
Its a messy film with Eseinberg as possibly his worst character ever and the only saving grace being Batfleck being competent.
>inb4 fags saying "IT'S TOO DEEP FOR YOU!"
Its a bad film that poorly relates the character's motivations with some good parts mixed in.
>>67871832
Bale as Batman was a joke, and he's a gifted actor. He was just an awkward dink. The voice, the costume, the ineffectuality. World's greatest martial artist throwing haymakers. He was a decent Bruce.
Affleck/Wayne walking through the grass was kino. His sick house on the water, waking up w babes as opposed to Bale's weepy chaste dweeb.
>>67871872
At least there was an audience for his movies.
>>67871947
Great argument. Solid points.
>>67871991
That doesn't even make a little sense do you have any idea how many people have seen this movie so far? Twice? Try harder next time.
>>67871998
>Sees an insult reply to an insult
>Thinks it's supposed to be an argument
Wew: The Lad
>>67871952
It's too deep for you.
>>67871055
Just came from seeing this one. Shit's pretty great, feels like this year's Ex Machina. Aside from one moment involving some particular bottle of booze and newspaper, I can't think of what's wrong with it.
>>67872026
>implying people didn't see the Baleman movies more than once either.
nigga, c'mon...
In the beginning I noticed some niggers in my audience laughing when bruce was falling down. I guess his face was funny or something. People like that shouldn't watch this movie.
>>67872090
You're right I saw TDKR more than once.
Jesse tried way to hard to try to act super-intelligent but kinda psychotic. Like attempting to be a joker/riddler type but failed. Also gotta put it down to bad writing.
Writing for the whole movie was mediocre, any attempt at humour was just awkward.
>>67871055
Expect to see the Batman origin story. Again.
>>67872148
>He tried SOOO hard to be joker/riddler
He didn't laugh once.
>>67872148
>I thought she was with you.
I didn't even finish my crab legs I was so pissed.
>>67872192
Because laughing the defining quality of those two characters.
Fuck.
>>67872201
Meaning:
>The audience kinda chuckled at that but I just folded my arms and grumbled in my seat.
>>67871872
>im not wearing hockey pads
Ya know that opening scene was pretty much the same as the car chase sequence in bvs.
>>67872223
Think about what you just said.
>>67872192
I didn't mention laughter, just attempting to act maniacal. But actually he did laugh quite a bit and was almost always smiling, attempting to look sadistic. But wtf was with his speech at the fundraiser how he goes full retard near the end?
>>67872223
he didn't riddle once
>>67872275
Wow the villain is unhinged wow. The sad thing is you would've had this same faggot millennial "ugh, really?" approach no matter what performance he gave.
everybody wants some
>>67871178
Fucking this.
>>67871055
I loved it. If you're a DC fan you'll like it.
One of the worst movies of 2016 so far
If you love videogames you'll fucking love this flick
this thread is hilarious, any slight criticism or comment and the DC dickriders get so butthurt
>>67871055
Solid accidental comedy
>>67872356
If it's because Jesse Eisenberg is a mediocre actor then maybe. But another actor attempting the same thing could have pulled it off.
>>67872439
Yet they're met with no counter-argument. It's a circle.
>>67872232
Not him but I watched this shit with an audience ranging from kids, teens, college kids, adults, and parents. No one laughed at the "funny" parts. The kids screamed and a lot of people got bored and just started talking to each other halfway through. No one clapped either at the end kek
>>67872487
If you haven't seen Eisenbergs performance in The Double, then you don't really know much about movies, acting, etc.
>>67872490
>counter argument
>for an opinion
fuck, are all DCucks this fucking stupid?
>>67871715
I'm actually 21? He was born in 1966. He was 28 when I was born.
>>67871055
An entertaining movie to be fair
>>67871055
superman dies
>>67872589
I have, yeh he was pretty good in that, given that had a better plot and writing. Writing staff let him down in BvS to some extent
>>67872356
Lex Luthor is set in the public's mind as a good businessman that has an irrational hatred of superman.
In the film what we see is a speglord thats supposed to be the head executive of a successful company.
How the fuck can he score business deals and be the head of a company when he can't even make a simple speech at a dinner party he himself called together without stumbling and mumbling like an /r9k/ reject that walked up from his parents basement?
In the latter part of the film it'd be understandable he'd be unstable and unhinged seeing as he just had the secrets of the universe unveiled for him and is directly threatening Superman but from the moment he shoves a goddamn jolly rancher into someone's mouth its established that he's 1 part autism mixed with 1 part Carey's Riddler and 1 part Ledger's Joker. The entire take on the character is retarded nonsense. His motivations are fine albeit they don't have much exposition because we get three whole scenes of Jesse sperging out and stammering out his worldview.
The character is written like shit and acted like shit.
If you want to make-believe that millenials already have a shitposting agenda against the movie thats your retarded problem.
>>67872673
No fuck that. This movie was a hot mess in some parts but I'll swear up in down the court the
EISENBERG SAVED BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
If one more muscular bald alphamale in a suit walked on screen you'd be complaining even harder.
>>67872668
Oh, but not really. The dirt on his coffin floats, meaning he's just rejuvenating for the next movie.
>>67872748
Couldn't have said it better
>>67872750
>bald
wut
>>67872748
The idea is that Lex's so smart with his mind going super fast and shit that he has to consciously slow his mind down and talk in baby-steps with people. But there are moments that he forgets this and just mumbles weird shit.
Lots of rich Silicon Valley types are like that.
>>67871055
Batman:"His Moma's name is Martha, and my Moma's name is Martha, so we are best friends now. I forgive hims for letting thousands of people die, because our mom's have the same name."
>>67873021
This.
>>67873021
That makes sense, but Jesse just comes off as slightly autistic
>>67873180
that's how they are though
>>67873180
I do think that is the idea, though.
>>67871055
>>67871747
>>67872596
>>67872750
>>67873180
expect the feeling of regret and walk out before it's too late to get a refund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2K1cm0Qvck
Please, can somebody post that comparison between BvS and those renascentist paintings?
pretty please?
>>67873226
>fedora in the background
>>67873290
i would fampai, but i don't have it
>>67873290
>>67873364
I can't wait for the DVD to come out so this is made with better quality
>>67873352
>>67873364
thank you baseds
>>67872748
It is said explicitly in the movie that his father established the company.
We also saw him strike deals in the movie (getting Zods corpse and the ship), he uses leverage on his opposition.
But please /tv/, ignore the bits of the film that explain what you missed.
>>67873364
more like chidlish and sophomore holy shit
>>67873413
>But please /tv/, ignore the bits of the film that explain what you missed.
Pretty much all the threads are like this.
>>67871341
>he thinks any movie where HAHAHA, JOKE'S ON YOU, BATMAN, is scrawled on a robin costume is "too smart"
>>67873494
oh shit
>>67873494
hahahaha okay!
>>67873507
apparently, because people can't follow a basic plot
>>67873494
Apparently there's a SHITTON of other religious symbolism in the movie.
For example it was released over Easter weekend.
>>67873552
No, they followed it. It's just incredibly shitty.
>>67871679
Wow, fedora family, nice!
>>67871341
It's ironic that Zootopia, a furry movie, has better themeing and plot than BvS. Zootopia did the whole race/fitting in better than BvS.
>>67873464
I am a big DC fan and can admit that the film wasn't great. But most criticisms I've seen from the average movie goer has been about shit that they just straight up missed.
>>67872156
It took like 5 minutes
>>67873581
>people complained about how it was incoherent
>no they followed it
pick one
>>67873660
It was also integral to the plot and resolution of BvS.
>>67871055
Its the best cape film Iv seen and I dont like cape films.
>>67873494
so superman hand is a longinus spear
>>67873413
Not the same anon. I understood perfectly how Lex had acquired his fortune, although I still found his character unbelievable. He was more as if a hack kid, as if his crazy version of Mark Zuckerberg from the Social Network, than a man experienced with manipulating people to get what he wanted. There was absolutely nothing threatening about him other than his incoherent blabbering.
It was absolutely not Lex Luthor, but rather their version of the Joker.
Lex was not experienced, or intimidating, neither a sophisticated mastermind calculated, and cool. This Lex was basically the Joker.
>>67873706
You betcha.
>>67873624
>>67873681
Yeah and it still only took 5 minutes
>>67873716
>He was more as if a hack kid, as if his crazy version of Mark Zuckerberg from the Social Network, than a man experienced with manipulating people to get what he wanted.
You basically wanted TAS Lex and couldn't accept the new take.
>>67873770
>couldn't accept the new take.
I wanted the comic book version of the character, you dumbass.
>>67873837
>>>/co/
also stop posting photos of yourself
>>67873290
>>67873364
>>67873494
have this one too
>>67873716
>Lex was not experienced, or intimidating, neither a sophisticated mastermind calculated, and cool. This Lex was basically the Joker.
Lex originally was a weapon seller with a head full of hair that had his plans constantly foiled by Superman, then a skinny scientist who hated Superboy/Superman for Superboy causing the loss of his hair when they were children, then a fat and bald industrialist who didn't knew shit about science but still hated Superman for stealing his city's attention, then a lean super-scientist that grew up with Clark and lost his hair trying to contact Krypton in the past who hated Superman for being kryptonian, then a buff super-scientist that also grew up with Clark that hated Superman thanks to ego, then a fat and bald military contractor who helped the army defeat Superman and was being played by Brainiac dooming the world.
What i'm saying here is that there has been tons of Lex. Even dumb Lex.
>>67873837
>I wanted the comic book version of the character, you dumbass.
The character will evolve to that position. It's called evolution anon. Bats, supes and Lex will all end up in their known and loved forms, we are just watching them get there.
>>67873837
>I wanted the comic book version of the character, you dumbass.
You mean the one scared fatty that was trying to help the military stop Superman using Brainiac's information and that basically fucked the Earth giving it to Braianic on a silver platter?
>>67873927
Superman is based on a comicbook, as I'm sure even your idiocy can comprehend. The movie is based on the comic characters, so I'd want those characters to actually be represented in film.
>stop posting photos of yourself
That's so funny...hahahaahhaahlolrotllmaoooo
No.
>>67874005
>You mean the one scared fatty that was trying to help the military stop Superman using Brainiac's information and that basically fucked the Earth giving it to Braianic on a silver platter?
Which funny enough, is EXACTLY what we got, replace Braniac with Darkseid.
>>67874044
>as I'm sure even your idiocy can comprehend
is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g
>>67874005
>You mean the one scared fatty
No.
>>67873984
I became tired of everyone ignoring this. It's like everyone wanted their perfect version of Superman et al dropped into a film.
OK. Then what? When Superman finds a better solution to the next big problem, one that doesn't involve snapping necks or smashing through buildings, then his character has grown, he has learned from previous mistakes and adversity to become a true hero. This is what we want is it not?
>>67874192
Batman for example, starts out a lot darker, suffering a lot more than what we know of him from the comics. But his encounter with Superman shows him how far he has fallen.
His comments when we view the coffin of his parents at the start of the movie ("there is no good") compared to his comments at the end of the movie looking at supes coffin ("man is good") is wonderful progression.
But people just scream 'not muh' and ignore what looks to be a great evolution towards the character they want anyway.
>>67874093
Well, that's how Lex was when he first appeared in the new volume of Action Comics. Pic related.
>>67874276
You are arguing with a parrot, he probably hasn't read a comic (or he would know this) and chances are next you will get a image of the RT score in response.
>>67874410
It's like with people talking about the original Superman and Batman. If they knew how the original ones really were they'd shut up.
>>67873661
Those two options are not mutually exclusive.
>>67874276
>>67874410
>>67874548
Alright, I'm being schooled on on Lex. I'll give you that.
I still didn't like the film entirely. I truly believed it had a strong adolescent undertone, in which Superman is a horny misguided teen who has no real principles, and is possibly psychotic choosing to kill Batman to save his mother.
Honestly I believe the film has tried its best to reduce dialogue and instead trying to fill it with touchy feely crap, and pointless monster fights to drag this shit out a long as possible to make a buck with predictable uninteresting themes that make no real attempt to do anything but make more money on the same old rehashed, but dragged the fuck out to take your money, from the fools you are.
>>67874679
they are when the plot is straightforward. pick one
>>67874788
Superman killed no one in the movie other than Doomsday and wasn't going to kill Batman.
>>67871450
>it was too serious
Really??? It was a fun flick, it just didn't have any glib one liners
>>67871872
That line was supposed to be funny you D I P
>>67872067
I didn't mind the ending (I like when a movie really changes genres like that)
but that bottle thing was dumb.
She went from a normal female bad ass to a cartoon character.
>>67874852
It's straightforward but littered with holes and inconsistencies and thus incoherent. You lose.
>>67871055
I do one a week. Did Zootopia on Thursday, BvS the week before.
Will probably do The Jungle Book this Thursday due to a lack of choice.
Then it's either The Boss, Allegiant or Wide Open Sky the Thursday after - fucked if I know, they all look terrible.
The Thursday after that is going to be Midnight Special, and then Civil War the Thursday after that.
Spoiler alert:
Ok when Lex had Superman's mother hostage, and used that as leverage to force him to fight Bats, couldn't Supes have just listened to her heartbeat and found her and saved her?
>>67875182
He has to know where to look for.
>>67874548
>The original interpretations matter after 80 years of publication and adaptation to other media
Why isn't Superman just leaping buildings and not flying?
This is /co/ at its worst.
I don't believe that a movie is bad because the characters its using aren't like other incarnations of the characters. Or that it is going for a certain tone instead of another. Or that plots are bad because there are some leaps in logic taken for the sake of dramatization.
But Batman v Superman is still a fucking bad movie.
>>67875115
>littered with holes and inconsistencies
>i can't name any at all but it's there you lose mister poopyhead
k...?
>>67874860
>Superman killed no one in the movie other than Doomsday and wasn't going to kill Batman.
He told Louis good men can stay good forever. He was planning to kill Batman.
By not using his xray to look for bombs he unwittingly allowed those people to die. He allowed thousands to be killed in MOS.
He makes no attempt to talk to anyone other than Louis. He arrogantly bullies Batman. He is a smug teenager whose intelligence is even less experienced.
>>67871055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcprXo_7NsQ
>anyone below 5'4"
Fuck you Cavil how tall are you?
i'm still 5" taller than Amy that's good enough
>>67875500
>He told Lois good men CAN'T stay good forever.
Just correcting that because perhaps that is the kind of error you would use to derail a point
>>67875500
>He told Louis good men can stay good forever. He was planning to kill Batman.
He thought about it.
>By not using his xray to look for bombs he unwittingly allowed those people to die.
He failed there. He avoided the guy out of guilt and shame.
He allowed thousands to be killed in MOS.
Zod did.
>He makes no attempt to talk to anyone other than Louis. He arrogantly bullies Batman. He is a smug teenager whose intelligence is even less experienced.
Stop being gay, anon.
>>67875600
>>He makes no attempt to talk to anyone other than Louis. He arrogantly bullies Batman. He is a smug teenager whose intelligence is even less experienced.
>Stop being gay, anon.
Ha. When I get an insult, it means I've touched a nerve.
>>67871694
Lol
>>67875208
But Superman can supposedly hear everyone on Earth's heartbeat, and can even tell which is Bruce Wayne's. But he can't tell his own mother's?
>>67876029
>But Superman can supposedly hear everyone on Earth's heartbeat
He can't.
>and can even tell which is Bruce Wayne's.
He payed attention to him before.
>>67874860
How bout the African guy he takes out at the start? or was he was he just giving him a supersonic hug?
>>67876181
The guy was fine. He just needed a cup of water.
>>67871178
True, I'm 29 and understood this was shit.
I heard teenagers like it though.
>>67871055
Do you like muh symbolisms even if the execution is sloppy? Do you mind poor CGI?
>>67876367
that's because people want to call the movie edgy
