Why the fuck isn't this a movie?
They made plenty of movies based off the odyssey...
Because it's going to be a Starz™ series with extra tits and gore.
O Brother Where art Thou
Isn't that the book where a mick fuck wastes 4 months of my life with 23 hours of his?
>>67871100
>not in English
>>67871245
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>>67870996
It is, its called O Brother Where Art Thou
>>67871254
>he doesn't have an iphone
>>67870996
There was that two or three part miniseries from the 90s that was p. good.
>>67871358
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>>67870996
I distinctly remember watching one in 5th grade history.
>>67871358
>i judge people based on their phones
dumb phoneposter
>>67870996
Is there anything more badass than Odysseus killing the suitors?
>>67871169
>took him 4 months to read Ulysses
are you a retard?
>>67870996
Because it has too much content for a single film, or even a trilogy. And it would require a very talented writer to adapt it effectively.
>>67871950
this
>>67871100
Looks comfy as hell. Is it good, anon? Be honest!
>>67871358
>Having a GoyPhone
>>67871683
No, I actually took 4 months to read it.
English is not my native tongue either.
How long did it take you?
>>67870996
Check this one out, it's pretty great.
>>67871950
>There will never be another movie like this
>>67872407
It's very abstract and the dialogue is in Ancient Greek but it has no subtitles
But you don't really subs to understand it (at least that was what the filmmaker's intention was) and if you know the basic story of the Odyssey it shouldn't be too confusing
It's more an existential exploration of Odysseus' psyche and memories and nostalgiareally jesus christ
>>67872658
-You know, I never understood that, Poseidon. Why did you curse me? Why did you curse me!?
>You burned Troy!
-A means to an end!
>You blinded my son!
-I blinded a cannibalistic monster!
>YOU BETRAYED THE GODS
-GAAAAWWDS
>>67870996
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faggots, all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Jg7b1d2wo
>>67872840
>can't scroll through 26 replies instead of Ctrl+F'ing
Retard, just you
>>67872877
my bad senpai, thread wasn't updated before i saw the last few posts
at least i posted a link for y'all niggas
>>67872810
>>67872658
Back in the day they were showing it like 5 times a year. Scylla and Charybdis sequence was terrifying as fuck.
>>67871358
>buying apple products
>>67872496
That's more understandable. It took me a few weeks.
I was just being mean for no reason though.
>>67871254
>being poor
>>67873056
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Thanks to Disney's lobbying efforts, the classics are no longer in the public domain. maybe girugamesh is old enough
>>67873155
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>>67872697
It made rednecks hate Nashville country garbage. It was a cultural force.
>>67873006
>>67872477
Go wipe the cheeto dust off your thinkpad, faggot
>>67873220
:^)
>>67873382
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>>67873105
true, that fags gotta be in his 30s by now
