> I am uncomfortable with the thought of this Jewish ritual. Are you sure it is necessary?
Honestly Belloc never actually answers this question. Why did he cosplay as a rabbi when opening up the ark?
>>67869954
Since when do rabbis dress like that?
>>67870014
I assume that Spielberg would know what a rabbi looks like.
>>67870014
Found the Jew.
>>67869954
>oh no, I don't feel comfortable using a jewish ritual to take advantage of this jewish artifact to win the war!!
WELL I GUESS WE BETTER PUT THE ARK BACK GUYS, FRITZ HERE FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE, I MEAN WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT WE'RE LOSING GROUND EVERYWHERE WHEN HE'S GOT HURT FEELINGS, GIVE ME THE RADIO LET ME TALK TO THE FUHRER, HELLO ADOLPH? YEAH THAT ARK THAT COULD WIN US THE WAR? WELL FORGET IT, FRITZ SAYS HE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. OH YOU WANT TO TALK HIM? HOLD ON!! HERE VON PUSSYBOI, IT'S FOR YOU!!
>>67870014
thats just so he can breath after the burn accident.
>>67869954
for an honest answer, because he's a slippery, scheming motherfucker, I think he hoped it would protect him. I assume that, even though he is working for the Nazis, he's acting more out of self-interest in pursuing jones, marion, and the ark. the Nazis are simply his checkbook. he assumed he'd open the ark and God would kill all the Nazis, so perhaps a little hebrew ceremony would keep him safe. obviously he was mistaken.
>>67870331
So he thought dressing up like a yid and phlegming your way through a prayer is enough to lawyer your way into god's graces?
>>67870407
>lawyer your way into god's graces
we are talking about the jewish god here
>>67870407
or perhaps he was an athiest, but did it as a fail safe?
>>67870407
this is a god that melts peoples faces off for looking at the wrong thing.
>>67870628
do you seriously need me to explain how fucking stupid Pascal's wager is?
>>67870100
Check'd
>>67870014
It's a throwback to Temple-based Judaism, hasn't been practiced in nearly 2000 years.
>>67870628
He did it as he thought it should be done, he's mimicking the actions without the faith because he's has not belief except in money and fame.
When confronted with the fact that there's something more in the world that he might be unable to comprehend, his head literally explodes.
![Ricky_Gervais_Atheist[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ztve58G.jpg "Ricky_Gervais_Atheist[1].jpg")
>>67871170
Brave.
>>67871170
>Seth McFarlane
Fuck off
>>67871170
this has to be satire
It wasn't a Jewish ritual, it was a Babylonian Canaanite ritual. Hence why they were punished with face melting.
>>67871634
>literal arc of the convenant with ten commandments.
>it wasnt jewish
>>67871798
For christ sake man. Do you not know anything about the jews? Temple of Solomon man. They were fucking Canaanites on the reg who were practicioners of witchcraft.
Look at that asshole's get up.
I see jade, emerald, quartz, amethyst, I think peridot and onyx but don't quote me on that.
The point is, they're all precious stones associated with WITCHCRAFT.
I know my shit dude. I've been studying this crap for my whole life. Even if that's all it is, crap.
>>67871918
okay okay. personally i think hes darth vader though.
Bigger question: why was a division of Nazi troops running around unmolested in a British protectorate?
>>67871978
Took me a minute.
Nice catch.
>>67870014
they dont, he's dressed like a priest. rabbis are from pharisees which were law schools essentially.
>>67871918
Yeah..he didn't even have his baggie of jew gold coins...what a pleb.
>>67871170
as annoyed as i was before with atheism plus and the "faces of atheism" shit, the result has been far more worse
How the fuck did indy get into the submarine, btw?
>>67870093
Rekt.
>>67870166
It's set before WW2. He clearly means to open the ark without the cosplay shit.
>>67872024
What year did it take place? The British might have been preoccupied fighting a war to care what a relatively small group of Germans were doing at some Egyptian ruins.
>>67873854
climbed into a torpedo tube, then knocked on the breech. gunner openened it up and indy punched him and hid
>>67874062
Are torpedo tubes under or above water when the sub is surfaced?
>>67869954
>>67870014
He dressed as a Jewish high priest.Rabbi is just teacher. I don't think Jews have had priests since the destruction of the Temple.
>>67872024
What was appeasement?
>>67874060
Millenial faggot
>>67874016
>It's set before WW2. He clearly means to open the ark without the cosplay shit.
Well if it wasn't funny before it sure as fuck ain't funny now.
>>67873854
tied his belt around the periscope and rode it. If you look closely you can see him riding it in the film, since the sub never dove into the water.
>>67874189
>millennial faggot
What are you fucking talking about. I'm a millennial because I'm not autistic enough to have the year this movie takes place memorized?
>>67873854
>>67874062
>>67874125
Actually, Indy didn't need to get into the sub, when I looked it up german subs move faster on the surface than submerged, considering the urgency of the mission and the fact they weren't in contested waters, there would've been no need to submerge.
>>67869954
Belloc was a Jew
>>67874266
that's kind of a big fucking risk for indy to take, isnt it? how did he know that for sure?
Were Nazis actually into this stupid occult shit or is this a Hollywood/video game meme?
>>67874412
one or two guys in the leadership were, otherwise its just a meme.
>>67874380
He didn't, but seeing as he isn't soaking wet when he meets back up with his galpal, it fits.
