Why do DC fans not understand that people didn't not like BVS because it didn't have quips, people didn't like it because it was poorly written,poorly paced and took itself too serious despite being poorly written.
Meanwhile Marvel movies are often subversive and sharply written while DC keeps making boring pretentious shit from narcissistic directors.
I mean BvS was shit but it was still miles above anything Marvel has made since 2004.
People didn't like Batman v Superman because it is much too smart for general audiences and your average critic.
Unfortunately, future films by DC will probably be dumbed down to Marvel level, but at least we got two works of art out of it.
>poorly written
>Marvel movies are sharply written
Both objectively wrong.
Is this your first blockbuster on /tv/? There's no DC fans it's all just banter and a few simpletons.
I'd give it a solid 7 or 8/10 tbqfhwy familia
>>67856210
>Meanwhile Marvel movies are often subversive and sharply written
>>67856258
Kekkkkkk you know that the first hour of BvS includes a series of scenes that have literally nothing to do with each other
>>67856210
>Meanwhile Marvel movies are often subversive and sharply written
it's a film for comic book fans made with the source materials as corner stones and not loose references all while trying to create something new and old at the same time.
Marvel movies could as well be a completely new genre in a world where comic books never existed.
>>67856300
>a comic book movie was too difficult to follow
I don't know if you're trolling or just stupid
DC fans really tried their hardest to defend it, too.
>Well, I still liked it!
>Don't listen to the critics!!
>It's really much better than most Marvel films
It's kind of inspiring, but then you realize it's a cape move and then it's just hilarious.
Can't wait for the onslaught of Harry Potter movies after Justice League gets panned to hell and back.
>>67856253
This is how you out yourself as a complete fucking pleb, everyone. Take note.
>>67856210
>didn't not because it didn't
Your sentence is fucked up.
>>67856405
>he didn't get bvs
>apictureoftwofemalessharingachuckle.bmp
>>67856431
Switch flick and reddit.
>DCucks hate quips
>Suicide Squad is reshooting to add in quips
KEK. DC? MOAR LIEK QUIPC.
>>67856253
>Too smart
This has to be ironic shitposting
>>67856436
>implying there's anything to "get"
>being so far up your own ass you're willing to pretend absolute cape garbage has "je-ne-sais-quoi"qualities to feel cultured for years on end.
>>67856210
> batman and superman fight for while then team up vs a common enemy
> bland strong womyn thrown it to appease feminist fatties
no wonder it fucking failed
>>67856258
>>67856299
>>67856306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
>>67856210
they're fanboys for a reason.
>>67856345
What source material? Snyder clearly has only read Moore and Miller, wich stories have never been the canon interpretation of the characters. Unless you Snyderfags consider the bible a good source material for a Batman and Superman movie...
>>67856495
>"implying there's anything to 'get'"
Confirmed that BvS was too deep for you.
It's okay, I'm sure you'll love Civil War when it comes out.
>>67856210
>Marvel movies are often subversive
Which ones? Winter Soldier mentioning Operation Paperclip and the NWO by name was pretty cool I admit.
>>67856436
I'm not sure what part of my post suggests I didn't get the movie. It's incredibly fucking straight forward. The fact that you think BvS (or any superhero movie, for that matter) constitutes intelligent writing or film making is fucking laughable.I'm also willing to bet you're under the age of 18
>>67856300
The first scene literally sets up why Batman resents Superman wtf
>>67856565
Anon, you should try watching something other than capeshit and blockbusters
WHAT'S BVS IS ALL ABOUT?
I mean, if the movie isn't deep or anything, what was the movie about?
>>67856565
>DUDE SUPERHEROES ARE CONTEMPORARY MYTHS
>DUDE MOBY DICK
>DUDE RENNAISSANCE PAINTINGS
>Yes, I got it Zach, where are you going with this?
>GOING? THEMES HAVE TO "GO" SOMEWHERE? YOU HAVE TO "DO"THINGS WITH THEM?
>Well, yeah, that's what they call "content"
>WHO NEEDS CONTENT WHEN YOU GOT COOL VISUALS DUDE RENNAISSANCE PAINTINGS LMAO
Pathetic.
>>67856589
BvS is a smarter movie than you, but I'm sure Adam Sandler has something new on the way that'll be just right for you.
>>67856647
Now you're just baiting. Stop that. This is the kind of argument I'd expect to find in a YouTube comment section.
>>67856637
>GOING? THEMES HAVE TO "GO" SOMEWHERE? YOU HAVE TO "DO"THINGS WITH THEM?
>Well, yeah, that's what they call "content"
>WHO NEEDS CONTENT WHEN YOU GOT COOL VISUALS DUDE RENNAISSANCE PAINTINGS LMAO
The theme is power and everything is resolved in the end. You are really fucking stupid.
>taking anything you just said seriously
>>67856637
>doesn't get high art like bvs
>>67856647
>it's a 15 year old defends a dumb movie because it makes him feel smart episode
>>67856565
>>67856565
>Tfw Civil War ends up being both deeper and more entertaining that BVS
>>67856684
>the theme is power
O I am laffin, last week the theme was the nature of Gods and Humans and now it's changed so you DCucks can't even AGREE on what your 2derp4u capeshit is even trying to convey.
>>67856684
>the theme is power
>everything is resolved in the end
You just described 90% of capeshit. This movie is a piece of trash, just like the rest of them.
>>67856675
>"Stop hurting my feelings"
Stupid people like you don't have real feelings, just impulses and urges. Right now, you're primitive brain is angry, so you lash out against things you couldn't possibly comprehend.
>>67856739
It's both. God is Power, you know?
>>67856740
They don't explore the theme like this movie.
>>67856453
>Joss' movie better than Gunn's
>>67856747
DC movies are pure shit though.
>>67856704
Well meme'd, Marvelcuck.
>>67856765
>God is Power
So you DIDN'T EVEN GET IT.
God is Willpower you fucking idiot.
That was literally the fucking point.
>hurr durr 2deep4u u don't get it
>proceeds to not get it at all
>Teenagers labelling a popcorn flick smart because they're attention span is too short to be interested in actually intelligent films.
>>67856817
Willpower is the same as power.
>>67856210
I won't watch it because I hate Muslims, and Bin Al'fleq is starring as Batman.
>>67856804
For the unintelligent, yes, they are shit.
For those of us with the capability of understanding the deeper themes and meanings behind film, DC films are an oasis, a sanctuary, from the inane drivel that normal plays on the big screen (like Winter Soldier).
>>67856812
>Anyone who hates this shit movie must be a shill for this other franchise of shit movies.
What a fucking juvenile argument
>>67856491
literally the movie was too smart, a lot of visual storytelling, symbolisms, political talk.
not ''dance off bro!!!'' kind of shit
>>67856834
It's literally not. Are you genuinely I fucking retarded?
>>67856857
>Anyone
No, but you are.
Again, have a fun time at Civil War.
>>67856834
Yes, the ability to do something is exactly the same as the will to do so.
Man even capeshit falls over your head, you should just leave.
>>67856637
>>GOING? THEMES HAVE TO "GO" SOMEWHERE? YOU HAVE TO "DO"THINGS WITH THEM?
>>Well, yeah, that's what they call "content"
Pleb.
>>67856864
It's a movie about as dumb as GotG being marketed under the pretense that it's somehow deeper or more intelligent. It fooled teenagers like you with sophomoric knowledge of film because you have no idea what constitutes even compitent film making. You just gravitate towards flashy visuals and edgy, adolescent themes.
>>67856944
>i love non sequitur black and white garbage montages that go nowhere.
>it is impossible to have both a good plot and strong visuals that evoke its themes because all I've seen is comic book shit
Greetings plebbit.
>>67857068
>"I didn't understand it!"
>"Therefore, it's the movie that's dumb, not me!"
Who's doing damage control here?
>>67856975
you are just spouting buzz words, not even giving a real opinion.
>>67856253
What was too smart?
Those extremely heavy-handed, self-masturbatory religious comparisons?
How Batman gave up years of hating Superman because of a coincidence?
>>67857089
I saw it earlier today (britbongistan) and I was hyped as fuck with the second trailer.
It was dissapointing as fuck. They should have just made a Man of Steel sequel. A proper one.
Wonder Woman was cute at least
>>67857089
See
>>67856637
>DCucks pretend this is smart to deal with their daily lives as the laughingstock of the entire industry.
>>67857116
So far your only argument has been that it's "too smart".
See>>67856975
>>67857136
>Those extremely heavy-handed, self-masturbatory religious comparisons?
They're there to trick you. I guess you were indeed dumb enough to fall for it.
>How Batman gave up years of hating Superman because of a coincidence?
He had the chance to finally save his mom. Do you really think that Batman would pass that up?
>people actually arguing over capeshit
what a time to be alive
>>67857140
literal jew
also I felt like there was no reason to have her in BvS except for "See, see! Justice league is coming everybody!"
>>67857160
I explained all the shit about symbolisms and stuff, but since you are too stupid to debunk any of that you choose the go the buzzword route ''le dark and gritty'' meme
If you have the audacity to call such a juvenile piece of trash intelligent, I must ask that you post your top 5 or top 10 list. That way, we can see the patrician taste of a true connoisseur.
>Meanwhile Marvel movies are often subversive and sharply written
No they're shitty children's movies that are easy to judge because they're made for children.
>does it have lotsa actions and happy quippy stuffs? Check! 10/10
DC movies just get critiqued with a more elaborate criteria
>>67857146
You didn't get it and hated it. I'm not at all shocked or surprised. That's a completely normal reaction to the film. Good job on being a normie.
>>67857186
>They're there to trick you. I guess you were indeed dumb enough to fall for it.
Hmm
>He had the chance to finally save his mom. Do you really think that Batman would pass that up?
I just don't like how they threw out an hour of exposition in 5 minutes
Also what the fuck was up with that Flash scene? He has time travel not dream travel
>>67857136
is not just the name you retard, he realized that he was becoming just as bad as the person that killed his parents
See, this is how this movie fails, because retards don't get it
>>67857243
You write like a teenager. Am I correct in saying you're a teenager?
>>67857249
1 The Godfather
2 Clockwork Orange
3 Natural Born Killers
4 Wall Street
5 Gandhi.
6 Batman V Superman
>>67857243
>Symbolism and stuff
>symbolism
>and
>stuff
And these are the faggots that go around saying that their capeshit is "too smart" for everyone else, people that can't even think of a second noun when talking about a subject they supposedly handle.
>>67856210
The two captain america movies and iron man were the only good marvel movies even avengers 1 was pretty mediocre
>>67857281
So all the things the senate and batman had to say about Superman is invalidated because muh feels?
Superman is dangerous and should be more accountable for his destruction. But I guess Martha saved his ass from responsibility.
>>67857280
>Also what the fuck was up with that Flash scene? He has time travel not dream travel
It wasn't a dream. You can see the papers all over the place when Bruce is waking up. That shit really happened.
>>67857333
Yikesville, USA
>>67857276
>le you didn't get it meme
Desperate, last resource of the DCuck when his tripe gets BTFO
>>67857365
Oh shit you're right
Why did he "wake up" tho?
If it wasn't a dream why didn't he actually see that scene with his head up?
>>67857387
Can I just mention that this company war shit is fucking retarded and juvenile, and if you genuinely like and defend Marvel movies, you're just as fucking stupid and childish as someone who defends DC movies.
>>67856210
>We drive the Warners crazy
>Our trains are filled with gravy
>Sell tickets on the daily
>To women men and babies
>Mickey Mouse and Marvel
>Will take over the whole world
>Snyder, take a ride or we will fuck you with our Spider
>Stuff Suicide with bad jokes
>but that Skwad is already broke
>Fans will throw already tried that with Green Lantern
>my quips, my quips
>my quips, my quips, my quips
>beloved by all critics
>check em out
>>67857363
>So all the things the senate and batman had to say about Superman is invalidated because muh feels?
If you had payed attention to the movie you would know that Batman was projecting himself unto Superman. He thought that someone like Superman, with all his powers, would end up corrupted by the world and pose a danger BECAUSE HE, LE BUTTMAN, LET HIMSELF BE CORRUPTED.
So during the fight when he realized that Superman was more human than him ever was and that he had more in common with the man that killed his parents than with Superman, or Superman with him, he dropped the spear.
Who decided superhero movies have to be light and full of constant quips?
>>67857334
all those buzzwords, not a single opinion given.
and people like the godfather for the plot and acting first, retard pleb
>>67857429
>b-b-but mahvel
I'm simply attacking DC tripe so take your poor little victim persecution complex and stick it up your ass fag.
>>67857396
I don't know why it was made to look like he had just woken up. Maybe the idea was to leave it ambiguous.
>>67857474
Because they're for children and the subject matter is retarded.
![1342903724843[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lUF3VdE.png "1342903724843[1].png")
>Marvel movies are often subversive and sharply written
>>67857382
GTFO pleb
>>67857365
Two realities are intersecting, and Bruce's memories are collapsing in on themselves. Flashpoint. Already started the multiverse crap on Supergirl and Flash
>>67857487
Who even mentioned the Godfather? If you don't know how to fucking read how do you even know if a movie is too smart for you let alone anyone else?
>>67857491
You're pretty dense. Read my post again.
>>67856852
>>67856864
>He didn't get the dance off scene
Must've been too deep for you.
>>67857474
People who read the comics.
What, you think the comics aren't full of quippy dialogue and aren't light-hearted?
Its a medium that grew in the west based off of selling shit to kids that then grew up to pander to those kids who grew up to be manchildren and 15 year olds.
>>67857333
1 The Godfather
2 a Clockwork Orange
3 Natural Born Killers
4 Wall Street
5 Gandhi
6 Thor: The Dark World
>>67857531
>Not even Coppolas best film
>Kubricks worst film
>Edgy: The movie
>Middle of the road, somewhat entertaining drama.
>Oscar bait
Your list is that of a pleb, anon.
>>67857613
>Thor: When There's Elves, Watch Yourselves
>>67856236
non.
It was barely above Fan4tastic.
>>67857616
are you trying to say that those movies are BAD?
>>67857645
>Written by William Shakespeare
>>67857648
Batman v Superman was better than:
Avengers 1, 2
Iron Man 1, 2, 3
Ant-man, bein among the few good marvel movies
Thor 1, 2
Cap 1, 2
Specially better than Guardians of Reddit
>>67857669
>Deny thy hammer and refuse thy name
>>67857550
I stand corrected. Yes, brand loyalty is cancer but I'm sick of capeshit fans deflecting blame onto the "other company" for shit that all capeshit is to blame for, like making big dumb CGI fests instead of an actual third act a normal thing or inflating average movie budgets to ridiculous extents.
>>67857557
Real original, not.
>>67857652
If they're your top five you need to watch a lot of films.
>>67857701
>or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my glove and you'll no longer be Asgardian
>>67857690
Bro.... No. Just, no.
Here's how the tier listings go
Spider-Man 2 = The Dark Knight
The Avengers = Days of Future Past
The Winter Soldier
Iron Man = Ant-Man
MoS = Thor
Iron Man 2
Thor The Dark World
AND THEN
BvS
Guardians of the Galaxy is somewhere up there but I cant decide since its a lot more of a space opera movie than a cape movie.
Note that I'm not counting pre-2000s capeshit. I count Spiderman 1 as pre-2000s capeshit. And yes, I'd put some movies below BvS...but tis really not that fantastic.
>>67857186
>They're there to trick you
I'll bite. How was the constant christian imagery and dialogue there "to trick me?" What, in your opinion, was the inherent message of all of that, if it was all a fucking "trick?"
And how does vaguely bamboozling the audience make your movie good?
>>67857333
It's the "I'm 16" starter pack.
>>67857803
I agree, BvS its so superior that is on a different category
'' a lot more of a space opera ''
nope, it was just a dorky sci-fi movie.
>>67857753
Whoa whoa woo wah
>>67857814
The christian imagery is there to make you think that Superman = Jesus Christ/God, when in reality the movie is trying to show that Superman is just a man and not the answer to humanity's hopes and dreams, or fears and nightmares.
>>67857855
>It's the "I'm 16" starter pack.
Gandhi and Wall Street are so popular aming edgy teenagers.
/tv/ not knowing shit about movies
>>67857882
Dude. I'm saying BvS is below A LOT of other cape films. Where Spider-man 2 and The Dark Knight is the top of their genre.
But I get it, you're a contrarian. Have a good day, sir.
People keep making fun of this movie but they're just jksing and joshin' as usual.
/tv/ is full of fun rascals, we play rough dog hahah
>>67857798
whats your top 5 shitlord
I just mentioned 5 smart movies that I liked, I don't have top movies, that's for retards
>>67857690
Non.
It was worse than all of those. It had a couple really good parts, but they were in service to a movie that as a whole was a sack of horseshit and was riddled in movie-killing plotholes and shit that didn't make any goddamn scents. Gestalt motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>67857909
yeah I think that I get your post a little better than you, clearly BvS is above all those movies
>>67857887
>it implies the shit of an idea visually but doesn't do anything with it
>this is considered smart by some people
>>67856273
This. When you see someone post about this movie with hyperbolic terms like "masterpiece" and "true cinema", they're just fucking around trying to ruse dumb people into actually believing it. The funny thing is it's working. I can't believe "capekino" actually caught on.
>>67857906
I thought Wall Street (and the rest of Stone's filmography) were AMAZING when I was 17. And I watched Gandhi when I was like 14. Think we even watched it in class.
How old are you? 17?
>>67857948
all those buzzwords, not single opinion given
>>67857882
>dorky
I'm sure you are a fine critic
>>67857594
This.
The quippy dialog of the marvel movies is very similar to what you read in Bendis-era marvel comics of the last decade.
>>67857333
Why are you so scared ?
>>67856210
>it didn't have quips
you haven't even seen the movie
>>67857997
You're fucking stupid. Throughout the whole movie Superman is constantly failing to meet up people's expectations.
Why do you think CIA died before Superman could get there to save him?
>>67858008
that's not the point retard, its the ''gandhi is starter pack'' even more retarded comment
>>67857887
It does none of that. Even after he dies, Batman handing him down is an overt allusion to famous paintings of christ. His sacrifice is what makes the fucking Justice League. Nice try though.
>>67857089
You are
>>67857940
Persona
Aguirre The Wrath of God
Welles' Othello
Griffith's Intolerance
Once Upon A Time In America
Dr. Strangelove
Go ahead, hit me with your memes kiddo, you've got nothing.
>>67857972
No.
BvS is WORSE than those movies..
Just saying.
>>67856210
will bfleck pay alimony too
>>67858042
Yeah including my expectations of a decent movie
Fuck off retard.
>>67858046
The environment also conspire to make him look divine, because that's what makes the audience share said mentality.
>>67858009
All this cognitive dissonance and defense mechanisms, and never a single valid response. Not my fault you don't understand why gestalt theory is relevant in this discussion. Guess that's too much of a "not-being-in-middleschool" thing
A lot /tv/ members are contrarian losers who have a pathological need to feel smarter than general audience without actually being so. Their only way of doing so is to criticize anything popular. They instinctively side with underdog like DC against masses who like Marvel. DC pseudo-intellectual "films" are exactly what /tv/ deserves - not smart, not good, but looking so.
Pathetic
>>67858093
Why are you angry? Got butthurt about being exposed for the pleb you are?
>>67858045
Is English not your first language? What are you attempting to say?Are you 17?
fucking retards
a film's fanbase /= a film's quality
>>67858124
>calling other people plebs over superhero movies
How much do you have to utterly fail at life to tell this kind of shit to yourself?
Watch actual films fucking manchild.
ITT
>>67858214
He's a huge pleb. He couldn't even understand capeshit.
>>67858014
''dance off bro, you and me!''
''le funny huge buff dude''
''le funny talking animal''
''OMG howard the duck! epic win!!''
>>67858132
yes, and I had fucked a lot of girls since I was 13, how about you?
I can't bring meaningless shit to the conversation too
>>67858100
seriously is English not your first language?
The fuck are you saying?
>>67857887
Superman has always been an analog for Jesus. Remember the whole dying and getting resurrected in the 90s?
>>67858280
Enjoy your ban
>>67858315
The movies are a desconstruction.
>>67858303
retard alert!!!
>>67858315
Superman is based on the Golem
>>67858280
Your age is relevant because it explains your shit taste.
>>67858236
>Snyder fails to convey meaning with his visuals
>the structure contradicts its implications without the slightest ounce of dramatic irony
>people that know jack shit about storytelling don't see this hamfisted bullshit display of poor storytelling as what it is
>they tell themselves it's deep
>they tell themselves they're smart for "getting" it
>they call other people "plebs" over "not getting it"
Capeshit fans are olympic gold medal mental gymnastics masters.
>>67858303
I'm Russian.
>>67858322
edgy
>>67856690
is that fucking real?
wew lad
>>67858373
>Snyder fails to convey meaning with his visuals
He didn't, though. The visuals are just there give a divine and mythical feel to the scenes, but the movie itself is about the characters being human.
>>67858280
>yes
MODS MODS MODS
>and I had fucked a lot of girls since I was 13, how about you?
Bet you have. That's why you're spending you afternoon on /tv/ huh?
>I can bring meaningless shit to the conversation too
I know. That's literally the only thing you've brought to this thread.
>>67858303
In fairness there's a good chance that English isn't his first language. 4chan is European dominated at this time of day.
>>67856690
Nice shop dude
DCkeks are utterly destroyed
>>67856210
Wasn't there a few reviews that put down the movie because it wasn't as funny as a marvel movie?
>>67858377
It's evident m8
>>67858117
Hey Mister, did you pull that out your ass all by yourself or did your boyfriend give you a hand?
>>67858101
Watt?
>>67858463
/tv/ is dead
>>67858428
I'm 24 you retard.
I just don't think that DC movies are for you, better stick with the quipfest normie movies that Marvel disney offers
>>67857690
no son, no.
>>67858425
So he is simply saying one thing while showing another. This is a first year of film school curveball.
How are you impressed with this? Have you ever watched ANYTHING other than capeshit?
>>67856352
Poor pacing and editing doesn't mean it's hard to follow. It means it looks and flows like shit. I can understand someone is trying to sing while stuttering, just don't expect it to be a masterpiece
>>67858101
>Not my fault you don't understand why gestalt theory is relevant in this discussion.
being an edgy shitlord, on 2016
>>67858463
He's absolutely right. /v/ infected /tv/ with this console war mentality and it's never going away.
>>67858515
I literally can't think of a marvel disney movie that can compare to the brilliant films that DC makes.
just on visuals alone Winter Soldier looks like a tv show, not even cable
>>67858521
>So he is simply saying one thing while showing another. This is a first year of film school curveball.
Look, what the people do with in the movie? I'm not talking about Superman, but humanity. They treat these heroes like Gods, right? They hype them up as either Gods or Devils. That's why the imagery is there. To make you share that same mentality.
>>67858566
>Avengers is supposed to be the biggest Marvel film
>Literally shot like a television show with terrible dialogue
wew
>>67857089
I seriously don't get what you people say that "YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT" there was literally nothing to not understand. it just has a shitty script with plot holes, maybe it was because of the cuts, but that's it.
>>67858600
That's the meme, you say there's nothing to get and they reply "so you DIDN'T get it"
It's childish, intellectually dishonest shit.
>>67858492
>I just don't think that DC movies are for you
Yeah they're not really for anyone right now. They're empty, self-important pretentious trash.
>>67858539
I bow out. Actually say a relevant concept in a conversation about a movie, get accused of using buzzwords and being edgy. You're cancer. Enjoy desperately defending your abortion movie faggot.
>>67856293
What the fuck am I looking at here?
>>67858248
>le jar of piss
>I RING A BELL HAHAHA DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
>DAY VS NIGHT MAN VS GOD BURGER VS HOT DOG REDDIT VS 4CHAN
BvS was pretty goofy itself desu.
>>67858598
>>67858593
I get what you mean now.
It doesn't fix the problems inherent to the film's structure and retarded CGI ending though.
>>67858492
Not the guy you're replying to but I love DC's characters. I just hate Zack Snyder movies. I'm cautiously optimistic for Suicide Squad.
>>67858639
its called movies with character development, world building and nuances.
things that marvelcucks will not understand
'' that doesn't looks like a party''
>>67858600
>>67858634
You guys go on and on that there is nothing to get, that the movie is filled with plot-holes and such, but when people try to explain things you guys go and either ignore the explanations or say that people are just looking too much into it.
Why behave like that? Can't there be a middle ground? I'd love to talk about the movie and shoot shit.
>>67858656
not getting what the bell was all about.
ultron: what was that word? oh yeah, children!
that shit writing
>>67858671
Well, i AGREE with you on that. See, that was nice.
>>67858492
>24 years old and still using terms like "normie"
Jesus fucking Christ, anon.
>>67858743
touched a nerve, normie?
>>67858730
>not getting what the bell was all about.
>le crazy man screaming about bells in jail
>same guy who peed in a jar and left his pee in the senate building
This is our scary villain.
>>67858698
>MvS
>Nuance
>looks at renaissance painting
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say they're nowadays' version of Prometheus or Ulysses.
>looks at Bruce Wayne ascending
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say they're the equivalent of ancient myths
>looks at Archangel Gabriel's painting
>Ah yes, superheroes, caped vigilantes, some would say there are no gods left in this world but superheroes are our equivalent to ancient myths
>looks at superman when he's being carried away
>Ah yes, gods, old myths, the ancient capeshit
>looks at the camera
>that's a theme in this movie by the way, folks!
>U DRINK MY PEE BTW LOL
And people say this is nuanced
>>67856210
Keep regurgitating the same stale criticisms
I went in wanting to to see the titular Dark Knight inspired showdown and I got my monies worth
>>67858492
>24
>Defending children's movies on 4chan
Jesus christ. I'm 19 and stopped watching capeshit at like 16. What's your excuse?
>>67858763
No. I'm 21 now and I just don't want to become what you are. I really hope I'll leave 4chan behind when I graduate college.
>>67858787
What exactly is the context of the cup of pee scene? How is that even something that happens in the movie?
>>67858530
>I couldn't follow the scenes one time it's batman then it's Bruce Wayne in his cave ! What's going on!! Reeeeeeee
Seriously dude?
>>67858831
I get fucked on a weekly basis, I'm an artists and already have a degree.
its like I'm future you but way better than the betacuck that your mom shat
>>67858787
Still miles better than the majority of Marvel films tbqh
>>67858492
>manchildren
>>67858891
Yikes.
>>67858891
Yes, you seem perfectly well adjusted.
>>67856253
>because it is much too smart
>>67856210
>Be Zach Snyder
>Get hired by WB to make some stupid superhero shit movie
>Ask a nerd what the fuck it is
>Holy shit he's fucking sperging out about it
>Apparently it's something called Justice League
>Ask him what I should do first
>"Dude you gotta watch the DC animated films"
>He gives me a huge list of 20 fucking films
>like I have all day to watch this shit
>watch first film, something called "The Dark Knight Return"
>Oh it's Batman and there's Superman in it. That's neat.
>Oh Batman looks pretty neat with that gun* (*rifle with harpoon attachment)
>Oh wow they fight each other.
>Batman's big ace was a kryptonite arrow that blew kryptonite dust in superman's face
>Snyder almost instantly cums as he steals the idea
>Synder doesn't get that in TDKR Batman could've just made it an actual arrow and have ollie shoot supes in the head.
>He makes the BvS fight about Batman wanting to kill Superman.
>TDKR fight was only to show that Batman COULD kill Superman not that he wanted to.
>2 years go by
>Shit out BvS
>DCucks eat that shit up and defend me at every turn.
>Wow why didn't I get into this way sooner!
>>67858800
why are you here posting then? what's your excuse?
wasting time on something that you hate and have never even seen, that's better, retard
>>67858947
You certainly don't write like a well educated 24 year old, anon.
>>67858883
He is telling a woman he has more power than she believes, to the point where he can "make her drink pee and call it tea".
At some point he has an idiotic plan that would've been foiled by Superman giving a fuck for like half a second and the way that woman realizes it is because she turns her tea around and it says "GRANNY'S PEACH TEA" in a handwritten label.
Luthor's plan then goes into action.
>>67858898
4 u
>>67856210
I love both of the big two if anything I lean more towards DC. However bvs was such an atrocity when it comes to actual story telling. Liked the fights though.
>>67858927
>>67858917
>>67858901
thanks!
Being a tall 8/10 working out as we speak to improve myself everyday helps a lot, you beta cucks should try it.
also watch movies without CGI, that would help too
>>67857716
Yea literally same audience score
>>67858970
english is my third language, so I don't care
>>67856405
>when the pleb calls his intellectual superior a pleb
>>>/v/
>>67856781
Nice troll post anon
>>67858998
For your own sake anon, step away from 4chan for a bit. Try to cut back on the /r9k/ and /fit/ speak and communicate like a real person.
>>67858998
Working out while posting on 4chan isn't really working out, anon. Also,
>watch movies without CGI
Weren't you just defending a capeshit movie?
>>67858998
>>67859040
/v/ is the main demographic of capeshit anon. You'd fit right in.
>>67856210
Poor Ben. He must cry himself to sleep on top of his $75 million.
>>67856704
go back to your Reddit and Morties pleb, I'd rather prefer discussing Snyder's filmmaking techniques instead of your constant denial and cuckery
>>67859099
>>>/v/
>>67859118
But capeshit is Reddit incarnate. Why don't we discuss some actual films instead?
>>67856253
>too smart
I love this meme.
>>67859118
Goddamn
>fa/tv/irgins actually pretend to enjoy Snyder's tripe in order to not be "reddit"
This is why /tv/ is the worst board, too many faggots using their taste as a fashion statement, too few anons with actual taste.
>>67859118
>Snyderplebian acting like he knows anything about filmmaking
Truly embarassing
>>67859069
I don't know what any of that is.
I like 4chan because its quick and easy like most girls.
>>67859079
yes it is, I do 30 push ups between posts
>>67859083
hot, the last girl that I fucked looked like pic related, she is coming this weekend to watch Superman vs the elite, All Star Superman and we will see what else, and a shit ton of weed! fucking can't wait!
>>67859204
>>>/plebbit/
>>67859204
oh it's you again
>>67859204
Isn't /v/ where all the DCucks are coming from?
>>67859204
>Going into lockdown mode because mode because you've been BTFO and run out of things to say
>spider man 3 and amazing spider man 2 try to cram way too many characters and story arcs into one movie
>everyone acknowledges this, marvel fans and dc fans alike
>batman vs superman does the exact same thing
>everyone else reacts the same
>a very vocal minority of /tv/ rushes to defend every aspect of the movie
Most of the time I think you're all just being contrarian for the sake of itself, but then sometimes I think you cunts are being serious.
>>67859218
>30
you are a pathetic weakling
step it up loser
>>67859242
It's where all capeshitters come from
>>67859264
tippitytop kek
>>>/v/
>>67859249
>pretending to ĺike Snyder
>pretending that his garbage is deep
>pretending that reddit and 4chan are "enemies" as if you were 14
>pretending that anyone who disagrees isn't from your board
>actually promoting cultural bankruptcy while calling others uncultured
>being this far up your own ass
>>67857803
>haphazardly placing MoS in a list of pleb capeshit
Wew lad
>>67859276
500 per session, 3 times a day.
I already get fucked by hot thick girls, so there is no reason to hurry
>>67859337
Dude it is not a good movie. Usually I'm pretty forgiving of people and their opinions, but the fact that no one who likes MoS on this board can explain why in a way that doesn't involve a bunch of buzzwords and memes leads me to believe you're just being contrarian.
>>67859366
>going into lockdown mode after getting BTFO over liking Snyder's tripe.
You're the one that belongs in /v/. I bet you even think that there are video games with good stories.
Fucking pleb, you've got nothing but flooding this thread and pretending to be a retard.
>>67859440
>I bet you even think that there are video games with good stories.
>>>/v/
>>67859410
>get fucked by hot thick girls
nigga you gay
>>67858787
GRANDMA'S
>>67859472
>he has nothing left to defend Snyder's garbage with
Keep digging fucking manchild, this is glorious.
>>67856210
>marvel
>subversive
I dont even disagree with your first point but you would have to be an absolute moron to think Marvel movies are anything more than the most generic as possible action comedy
>>67859486
gay for pussy
>>67859542
And another one please fucking flooder.
>DCuck argues himself into a corner so he floods the thread instead
This will never not be funny.
>believing that a comicbook movie quality reflects the comicbook company quality of work instead of the comic books itself
>>67859601
Hey, could you post that link to /v/ again? Thanks
