>be britbong
>watch tv without license
>Police show up
>be American
>bet five dollars on a sports game
>squat team shows up
>>67851927
Freudian slip, Slav.
>>67851902
>be Americlap
>get shot
>be american
>national holiday dedicated to making pig noises
>>67851902
>Be britbong
>want to please myself using less-than-orthadox, yet still harmless pornography
>police arrive
>>67851954
holy shit how did I type that
>>67851902
>be thick
>cant spell Licence right because it confuses my brain because it sounds like I should be using an 'S'
>cant spell favourite because it confuses my brain when the language I use has silent characters.
>>67851902
>owning an actual television in 2016 and paying licence fee to watch trashy british tv
only fuckwits do that
>>67852047
Favorite* here is your (u).
>euro
>blow up
>>67851902
>be an American
>watch TV
>get shot
>be american
>forget to pay netflix tax
>police show up
>IRS investigates
>be American
>go anywhere
>get shot
>be American
>>67851969
>be European
>get blown up
>can't even defend yourself
>Be American
>Can order food to arrive at my door quicker than Paramedics
