>"Do you hear that?"
>"No."
>"Exactly."
>"I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you."
>"It ain't me"
>>67848172
>"I aint no millionaire's son"
>Did you hear that?
>No.
>Oh... did I hear that?
>I DON'T KNOW
>>67847767
>is given a beer
>takes a few sips
>opens wallet and takes out some money
>puts it besides the unfinished drink
>leaves
>>67847767
>it's quiet
>too quiet
>>67848290
this
every fucking time
>"Thats it!"
>>67848348
>"Oh no, you don't!"
>>67847767
>listen
>you smell something?
>>67848257
i will never know just how to behave in a bar because movies and tv have completely bowdlerized human interaction in such places
>>67848290
>look, it's raph
>yeah a little too raph
wilhelm scream
>"You're a genius!
>"I am?"
pls stop
>>67848257
>dinner scene
>character is about to eat
>cuts to another character talking
>cuts back to previous character but they're not chewing
>plate is untouched
another one:
>dinner scene
>no one is eating except for brad pitt
>>67848880howie scream
>>67848826
In reality:
>Give me a beer, please!
>What brand?
>[insert brand name here]
>Ok. Here!
>[pay] Thank you!
or
>Give me a [insert brand name here], please!
>Ok. Here!
>[pay] Thank you!
>>67848967
Sounds like a TIE fighter, to be quite honest, familia.
>>67849486
forgot the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHdgMOuuBs
>>67849404
but do i drink it or not? i just don't fucking know man
>dmv/police station/post office
>the clerk in charge of the protagonist's request is a street smart sassy black woman
>>67848966
>no one is eating except for brad pitt
>character makes loud chewing noises while eating
I almost couldn't make it through the end of A Clockwork Orange because of this shit.
>character's wife/girlfriend catches him in akward moment then storms off
>"no wait i can explain!"
>>67848880
man, fuck the wilhelm scream
immersion instantly broken
>>67851324
>tries to explain
>keeps getting interrupted
>episode/conflict ends when it's finally explained
>Character visits a friend
>'Anon?'
>door's open
>no one is inside
>searching for evidence
>pick up book
>a piece of paper with the evidence or key falls from it
>"I got it (insert plan)
>"no, no, no, what a dumb idea....wait, I got it!(insert same plan) I'm a genius!"
>has an important meeting with a mobster
>the meeting is in an empty restaurant, the mobster eating alone, some guards watching him eat
>>67849800
JUST... DO IT!!!
Don't let your drinks be drinks.
DO IT!
>>67851324
>>67852459
[triggered]
I mean yeah, sometimes you can't explain things, but still... most of the times you can have a talk with the other.
>>67852932
Thank you Wesley
>>67848826
Well surely you would finish a beer that you had to purchase...
>person rings a doorbell
>the door opens instantly as if the other person was standing right behind it
>mrw impatient people expect this irl and don't understand i need a minute to put on some fucking pants
>enemy reaches for gun on the ground
>protagonist steps on their hand as they reach it