You've just watched Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice directed by M Night Shyamalan.
What's the twist?
>>67844842
Batman is Superman
>>67844842
Superman is actually a figment of Batman's imagination.
Bruce has been in a coma for 12 years after taking a crowbar beating from the Joker.
>>67844842
Batman and Superman have been working together since the beginning.
Clark actually gets fired for being incompetent at his job
>>67844842
Martha Wayne didn't die, she survived the mugging and married Jonathon Kent.
it's good.
>>67844878
Came to post this. Superman just moves at an incredible speed and appears in two places at once.
>>67844842
The film doesn't suck asshole. That would be an amazing twist for either Snyder Or shamalamadingdong
I have added Snyder to my shit list
>>67844959
That's actually kinda neat.
>>67844986
Came to post this
Superman faked being weak to kryptonite and losing to batman.
>>67844842
Both theirs Mom's have the same name.
>>67844842
Luthor was actually the Joker, Martha Kent was Martha Wayne and CIA was alive all along.
>>67844842
No idea because that movie would've been so bad that I walked out after 5 minutes.
>>67844842
luthor is the hero trying to stop the two villians,
batman and superman only imagined doomsday and wonderwoman and destroyed everything themselves because of acute dementia
those places they fought were habited.
>>67844842
They're brothers
Batman is a post-op Martha that faked her death after guilt of murdering her own husband and sonClark Wayne
>>67844842
Batman is actually Thomas Wayne and Martha Wayne is the Joker.
>>67844842
Batman and Superman are both split personalities of an insane person in a psych hospital. The entire movie takes place inside his head.
>>67844986
I, also, came to post this
m nite walks in as a park ranger
cuts to black, roll credits.
>>67844842
Everyone was actually dead the whole time
>>67844878
Kek
>>67844878
Already done, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g4-QKJd8c
Wonder Women is actually an imposter, superman and batman beat the shit out of her and then the real wonder-women shows up with a better actor.
>>67846341
They've also done the opposite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlcXA_iokPc
>>67846341
What if he made the kryptonite into a bullet and then shot Superman first?
>>67846341
Jesus Christ what is up with those voices?
>>67846584
It's supposed to be campy and fun. Batman: Brave and the Bold
better than BVS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWc2JQcyOhI
>>67846635
>campy and fun
>and fun
Anything can be fun, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>67846341
>Batman uses a Superman mask on top of his cowl
>>67844842
>>67846879
AAAUUUUUUUGGHHHH
>>67846790
Everything except for BvS apparently
Superman Soldier, I...
But what would be his awkwardly visible cameo role?
>>67846341
Fuck's sake, how can people be so butthurt about this movie when the source material is this retarded?
>>67844842
Batman's first punch from superman knocks him into a coma and dreams about bats in space.
>>67846341
>Superman mask over Batman's cowl
I'm laughing like an idiot
>>67844959
Batman's butthurt would be hilarious
>>67847016
this tbqh desu
It was all just a dream
>>67844842
Batman IS Superman.
>>67847016
because Superman didn't smile in every scene and Batman killed people, it fit their arc but it isn't okay because it hurt my feeling
>>67847016
>He hasn't watched Brave and the Bold
Pleb.
>>67844842
They brothers
>>67844842
Clark Kent is actually a young mental patient with paranoid schizophrenia. General Zod was actually Todd, a young patient who broke Clark's lego city. Bruce Wayne is actually Wayne Kent, Clark's older brother who came to visit with their mother Martha. Pa Kent actually molested Clark and the tornado scene was actually the first time they did anal.
>>67850540
wat
>>67844842
Wonder Woman is actuallyMARTHA
>>67844842
My dick isn't real
