How is Peter so poor if he makes hundreds of dollars a day by taking pictures of himself?
He has to pay RENT
>>67842613
But he never bothers to pay his rent
He should have just auctioned the suit to the highest bidder. He would have made a shit load of money.
he has to pay shit for his aunt and the high class hooker he's dating
He spends a lot of money on spandex suits.
>>67842667
This is actually pretty genius.
>>67842667
>Osborn buys it
>tests the suit for DNA
>Learns Spidy is Peter Parker
>Murders all of Peter's friends and family
>>67842947
He could wash the suit before selling it
>>67842586
You forgot how much of a jew Jameson is. He isn't even on staff for the Daily Bugle.
>Spiderman is just like a Kardashian
>>67842586
Spends too much money on candles
>>67842639
He will when they fix his damn door
>>67844067
It's a genius plan actually
>Peter says he will pay when they fix the door
>Landlord is too much of a jew to spend money on fixing the door
>Peter never has to pay rent
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another stellar thread from our mobilefriends.
>>67843658
look up SmartDNA. Water does fuck all.
Would you trust your identity and lives of your entire family to Mr. Clean?
>>67842947
he could do it countless time when spider man bleed or actively try to collect spiderman dna but he didn't
same shit with most of super heroes
>>67844942
>>67845199
He doesn't have a database of everybody's DNA to check it against
>>67845305
You've got DNA. Grow a clone and see what he looks like.
>>67844779
>tenets never pay rent.
>Don't have money to fix door.
>they won't pay rent till door is fixed.
>everything is fucked.
>Court forces you to borrow of the money off the value of the house in order to make repairs, putting you in more debt besides the lost revenue from no rent.
>Fix door.
>tenant still doesn't pay rent.
Sometimes renters are the problem, guys.
>>67845632
I'm sure he can wait twenty years to find out what Spiderman really looked like
