What was their best Half in the Bag?
Anything that shits on Zack Snyder
>>67833292
The one where Mike spends the whole episode fellating Max Landis while his jealous life-partner Jay talks about how he doesn't particularly care for Max's movies
Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill
>>67833662
>>67833696
The thread can be closed
Man of Steel is the runner up
>>67833292
The one that goes:
>Jay, what did you think?
>The worst movie I've ever seen. I would have rather done anything else in those 2 hours, including getting stabbed in the face. Everyone who worked on this movie should be sent to the Hague and tried for war crimes. What did you think Mike?
>Actually I thought it was a pretty good movie
>Haha, I was just joking, this movie has some problems but overall it's alright.
Man of Steel
>>67833292
The one where they watch all the Resident Evils
Jay: X is a movie about some stuff happening
It was directed by a person
The movie was released in some places and ran for a certain period of time
>>67833292
Jay Bauman? Is that you?
Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
>>67833662
Easily their best.
American ultra.
Before Mike became an apologist for Landis. Watching their reviews after meeting him is a stark contrast.
>>67834063
Nice Pasta mafk
>>67833781
name an episode in which this happens, faggot
Winter Soldier. That guess-the-plot game in the end was great, they could make a whole episode of that.
>>67834163
>tap
HAHAHHAHA
holy shit I thought you lot had fucking killed yourselves already
oh man that's pathetic
>>67833292
The Force Awakens because it was hilarious to see it triggered all you permavirgins
>>67833781
Oh yeah I remember when that never happened too.
Jack and Jill has to get first place, with second place going to Star Trek Into Darkness.
Man of Steel
>>67834349
>>67834673
Shut up Jay
>>67833292
Jack and Jill
Movie 43
Cowboys and Aliens
Resident Evil
All Transformers Movies
What's Your Number (if you're not offended by Mike raping someone in front of you)
Amazing Spider-Man
Boyhood
White House Down/Lone Ranger
Grown Ups 2
>>67833662
>>67833696
came here to post this xD
>>67835457
Nice comback, faggot.
>>67833292
The Force Awakens because it BTFO stormweenies.
>>67833292
I only watch it for the skits
>tfw the guy that was making the ''HitB Story Arc'' videos was personally told by Mike ''führer'' Stoklasa to stop or else he would be gassed along with the kikes
Best of the Worst is getting worse and worse, Josh is such a fucking sperg I'm pretty sure that soon I'm going to drop a botw video as soon as I see his fat greasy nu-male beard.
>>67833292
Jack and Jill is the /r/rlm choice
/tv/ knows it's Flyin' Ryan
>>67838452
Flyin Ryan is pretty GOAT
>>67833292
I really liked the one did they did on the dance movie, it was like 49 minutes of skits, and a 10 second review.
awesome
>>67838452
Shit I forgot about Flyin' Ryan.
>>67833292
Jack und Jill
I love the TASM 2 one for this moment
>Can I just stop you right here?
>Go for it
>Um first of all this was... this was the worst movie I've ever seen
Man of Steel
Jack and Jill (anything with Adam Sandler)
Boyhood
Batman v Superman
The first 1:30 of The Revenant review is gold
The Zookeeper trailer episode is solid gold desu
Jeff he who lives at home is pretty fucking based
>with the running time of 80 minutes this film felt like it was 4 fucking hours long
>the film was -fucking- retarded
>F*ck you, stick your movie up your a*ss, take your movie and take a dump on it.
>>67833292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77lQN4ed9UM
The one where they shit on Doug Walker's Kino
best - jack + jill or man of steel
worst - star trek into darkness (they spent an hour complaining it wasnt like old star trek)
>>67839954
wow that's pretty good
>>67839954
Nothing can stop RLM
>>67839999
but into darkness has mike laughing
>>67835457
>uh-oh i have to back up my shitpost with facts
>Shut up Jay
>Ha! i sure get em
>>67839999
Just came here to witness your sweet post number.
>>67840656
>>67836094
Jurassic World you insufferable faggots.
>>67839837
>if only the Muppets popped out
The movie 43 review is one of my favorites.
I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.
Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") their true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to view one of their videos on Youtube.
Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Red Letter Media will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.
Make your suicides happen, Red Letter Media. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.
Man of Steel
>>67840052
>>67839954
>>67840554
https://youtu.be/nD-hdE8PLjo
>>67833827
my dark skinned companion
>>67843664
Wow.
That other guy is awful. Almost every point he tries to make is already squashed in the original reviews.
Is he always so rubbish?
>>67847849
Douge? Yep.
>>67840737
i cringed at his complete 180 in that one
>>67850020
He started off the review not liking the movie and ended it not liking the movie. He's made fun of the movie several times since then. I don't think you know what a 180 is.
The episode where Mike rips Spielberg a new asshole for Schindler's List was pretty good.
>>67850235
"it's the worst movie ever"
"uhh i didn't mean it was the w-w-worst film it j-just had some problems."
That one with the Japanese Christian music videos
>>67850293
So he started with an exaggeration and then went into his real opinion. This happens all the time on Half in the Bag.
It's hilarious how desperate you autists are to see your imaginary friends in some sort of specific hierarchy. I guess at what happens when you have no experience with IRL friends.
>>67834189
He did the same thing with Best of The Worst
He knew the guy who made "V World Matrix" and kept trying to pass it off as not being fucking terrible. I get the vibe that he actually doesnt want to upset people he knows personally
>>67850395
They ripped V World Matrix apart. You're really stretching.
>>67834960
I was still in high school when J&J review came out and it totally changed how I saw movies. Movies are 50/50 business and art.
I'm not underaged either I'm 23.
>>67850320
that was literally the first and only rlm video i've ever seen and probably ever will. came to this thread to see if I would like these guys and saw that post. i'm not invested in them whatsoever but hey, you go ahead and continue to do so buddy, i bet they're glad you're defending them.
>>67835777
>Whats your number
He was so fucking rude to Lauren (I think was her name). Almost unwatchable by how unpleasant he was
>>67850438
>durr I'm not invested in these guys, but here I am explains how the little one always backs down on his opinion despite having not seen any single other video of theirs
>I-it's the only video I've seen. Honest.
Wow what a retarded approach.
Are Jay and Mike jewish?
Last night's Pre Rec AIDS wore a clown costume and didn't say a single word for the 4 hour long stream (at least I don't think so, I didn't actually watch it, just skipped around).
How does this make you feel?
>>67836094
>>67840656
Kek, you fanboys are sensitive.
>>67850490
i said he did in that particular video
>>67850490
Calm down m8.
>>67850427
That sorta happened to me too when I first saw it. I think its made me more cynical of the industry, but even by the time it came out I was already kinda weary of cinema.
I'm 22 now,
>>67850427
>>67850902
>the Jack and Jill review came out 5 years ago
Jesus Christ
>>67850784
Makes me chuckle.
>>67850577
Mike has jewish immigrant grandparents, Jay isn't jewish.
>>67850945
I keep getting older and 4chan still stays the same age.
>>67851015
Nope, everyone else here keeps getting older to but stays the same age mentally. That's how you end up with people in RLM threads acting like total fucking retards.
What did he mean by this?
>>67838452
Why did Mike call that preteen sexy?
"What's Your Number And Black Ninja", hands down. They have this girl as a guest trying to defend romantic comedies. Mike just has absolutely no mercy while Jay tips his fedora and sits their quietly.
This episode is so great because Mike reveals his power level. Normal people would go "She's a woman, I'll go easy on her dumb opinions", but Mike has that turbo autist trait where he's just unrelenting in her criticisms of her and makes no exception to her being a girl.
>>67851393
Hey I'm a transageist, meaning I'm a 19 year old trapped in the body of a 34 year old. Not my fault, it's how nature created me, so don't talk down to me. Currently inn the process of having my age legally changed back into 19.
>>67851433
Because he has good taste?
>>67851433
>what are jokes?
>>67851834
>implying
>>67850945
Do I need to watch Jack & Jill first to enjoy their review?
The Wolverine
>>67851868
>autism
>>67852013
Lord no
The one where they have the gay accents... oh wait that's every episode.
>>67852411
lol epic bump, bro
>>67852357
Mike knows when the woman is in the best age
>>67852411
Haha sick burn!
>>67852571
>autism
>>67852584
>>67852357
>normie
smokin hot 12 year olds with Mike Stoklasa
>>67851412
Did Jack actually go to clown school
>>67851009
Other way around, fucko.
>>67851009
>jay
>isn't jewish
wrong
>>67833292
>their best Half in the Bag
Fuck the best. You're just going to get a crap load of "intellectual" back and forward arguing about Max Landis, Aids Moby, and Super hero movies out of /tv/.
A better question would be what was their comfiest video. The one where your mind slips into a cloud and for a moment you feel like your part of their group.
>>67853129
He has blond hair though.
>>67853177
>blond hair
>>67853177
don't know who you're talking about the only rlm guy with blond hair is perhaps aidsmoby
>>67853193
>>67853287
Okay, I had a different image in my mind.
>>67839954
What's the name of the girl in the bebop cosplay? https://youtu.be/77lQN4ed9UM?t=2m29s
I don't remember anything about her other than I enjoyed her scenes because her midriff is amazing, all things considered.
What's the best Best of the Worst?
>>67854532
the one with the least amount of wizards and aids mobies
My "review" of Reddit Letter Memeia.
posting in a friend simulator thread
idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
he gives his real-life "friends" money every month
Rich
an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!
Jack
a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream
Mike
an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' exposed him as a fraud and was a failure on every level, yet the his drones still ate it up. He will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.
Jesse
the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jay
the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.
I like how Reddit Letter Memeia is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
True Patricians know that no-brand con is the best
>>67850784
It proves that Jack, a literal viral marketer, will debase himself and do anything for a dollar. It confirms everything I've ever believed about the """""man""""".
>>67854532
anything with Mike and Jessi, but no Aids and Wizard in
SOS video doesn't apply
>>67854934
>whooooaaa, check out what's up on NoBrandCon, pick up some anime, pick up some mang________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>67854934
gET YOuRE dANCE ON!!!!!!
did they discuss The Town at some point or did i dream that?
>>67851433
because she was a smokin' hot Latina
>>67855198
>whoooaa______________________________________________________
>stupit
>whoreable
>>67833292
Grownups 2 (short and hilarious). Jack and Jill was awesome obviously. Resident evil was great. I loved Red Tails for obvious reasons.
The Hobbit was great.
What was the episode where @ the end they magically make VHS copies appear and Rich/Plinkett ends up dying with a VHS in the head? That was brilliant.
>>67855361
I think that was just an offhand remark during one of the movie catch-up videos.
>>67854500
Got really bad news for you senpai, that's Jessie Otaku who is now Jacob. That's right the trans metal illness claims another victim. I am so sorry.
how do they even make money?
>>67855699
thanks yeah I figured it might've been only a brief mention.
>>67855736
Actually it was probably during the Gone Girl review since they were talking about Affleck
I liked the one where they went to see half of Transformers each and then individually reviewed each half
>>67855718
>>67855722
Youtube adsense, ads on the site and Patreon.
It's not much
>>67855799
The one where they just react to all 3 Transformers movies at the same time was the best.
Even better was the bonus video, too bad they deleted it or made it private or something.
FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY
How is this even a question?
>>67855722
Their videos average 300k views and they supplement it with Patreon. Probably not that much money for each person since they all have to get paid, but enough to get by
>>67855991
Only Mike, Jay and Rich actually get paid, so they do pretty well.
>>67853172
>The one where your mind slips into a cloud and for a moment you feel like your part of their group.
Best of the Worst is better for that than Half in the Bag.
the ones where they destroy all the furniture at the end
>>67850784
I hope they took that offer
and the best episode is Fuck you, its January; i lose my shit at that jay freeze frame every time.
>>67854913
Hey Doug, why are you on /tv/ posting, don't you have to shill for the sjws, who won't support your site. Which will just die out or get butt fucked by youtube
>>67855815
Yeah that girl needs Jesus, she went from being the manic pixie dream to the trans nightmare. Trump will save us!
>>67854913
that's called 'making it.'
also the best RLM episode is the one where Jay shoots Rich.
>>67854532
Amazing Bulk
I can't believe that they liked Star Wars Ep7
It pisses me off that they flat-out ignored the flaws of the film and just like it because it disregards the prequels.
>>67857269
IT'S OKAY WHEN DISNEY DOES IT
So I watched Space Cop.
The only thing entertaining in the movie was Len.
What a joke. Who is this movie supposed to appeal to?
>>67857277
literally this
>Mike shits on Star Wars into darkness because it's a remake of Wrath of Khan
>Mike loves TFA despite it being a remake of ANH
>Mike shits on The Last Stand for having too many coincidences
>Mike is okay with TFA having too many coincidences
Batman v Superman was breddy gud
>>67857269
>flat-out ignored the flaws of the film
They mentioned the rehashed plot, it's the only real flaw in the film.
>just like it because it disregards the prequels.
That's only a small part of what made TFA so good.
>>67857311
it's so fucking disappointing, and this is coming from the same guys who did the Half in the Bag skits which give you at least some indication that they might know what comedy is like, but then you watch the movie and it's the worst thing ever
>>67857368
Jay and Rich pointed out more flaws in the movie but Mike instantly shut them down, because he didn't want Disney to stop paying them
>>67857399
It has a few good jokes, but the movie is just bland, and it went on for too long, it shouldn't fucking be that long, if it were a 45-60 minute movie it could have been much better.
For loving entertaining bad movies so much they sure don't know how to fucking make one.
>>67857368
>it's the only real flaw in the film.
Dude, fuck you. It ruined the franchise for me.
bad characters, bad dialogue, Fin and Rey are mary sues beyond reason. The movie was so goddamn boring to the point where I'm never going to watch a Star Wars movie ever again. This is some Simpsons-level shit, Star Wars Episode 7 is the transition into Zombie Star Wars. People are going to look back on this time and be like "yeahhhhh, don't bother with Episode 7 or the Star Wars Rebels cartoon, they're both really bad."
>>67857566
Just how autistic are you?
>>67857599
Not everybody should be capable of the same heroics as classic characters.
The Jedi in the prequels were extensively trained and had military careers with the Republic. Anakin was brash and inexperienced despite being THE chosen one and got his shit fucked on more than one occasion.
Then you look at the original trilogy and the two characters there who really stood out were Luke and Han Solo. This emphasis really made the characters, Luke was a fantastic pilot, but couldn't ever really take on Vader, and Han Solo was truly an amazing scoundrel with cunning that rivaled the Jedi during the Clone Wars.
Then you watch Episode 7 and Rebels. Anybody can take on Stormtroopers and anybody with less than a padawan's knowledge can fight an experienced Sith lord. FUCK YOU! The Star Wars franchise has become a joke. It has cheapened everything
Half in the Bag? Shitty webseries, should be called, wait for it...
Half in the GAG.
>>67857961
Nah na no. Should be calledShit
>>67833292
I tried watching their batman vs superman review and i only made it through the first 5 mins and as soon as the review began it was just 3 middle aged men who were pretending to be awkward
why does /tv/ like this shit?
am i missing something?
>>67858817
You're missing quite a lot from your life from the sounds of it, famalamadingdang
>>67833921
that means it's a meh movie
Episode 36 is the best non-tongue in cheek one.
>>67838256
it's still alright. The first few ones were the best though.
I remember almost dying of laughter in the first christmas one, god damn.
>>67860567
>and one of the kids just won't wake up
>Some of you are alright.
>Don't go to Milwaukee tomorrow
What did Jay mean by this?
>>67861321
Did Jay get a gun because he was tired of drunk Mike constantly beating the shit out of him?
>>67833292
that's right jay
the Space Cop review
>>67861321
Jay is leading the manlet uprising of 2016.
>>67857566
>Dude, fuck you. It ruined the franchise for me.
Lucas shills are cancer
If EP 2 didn't ruin it for you you are a retarded macnhild.
>LE one mary sue ruins the whole movie
kill yourself
>>67863259
That's a great Pepe, Anon. May I save it?
Best HitB: Jack and Jill
Best BotW: Crazy Fat Ethel 2
Best WotW: #6
>>67833292
I'm watching the Max Landis one. Holy shit, they either got paid or just want the Landis-drama bump, but they are basically sucking his dick all the time
>>67863819
>jack and jill
>best hitb
>not zookeeper
