Has anything crazy ever happened at your local theater?
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We're the Falcons okay?
>>67829930
the designated PETA member got shot during the obligatory shooting test so I dunno
>>67829730
Yeah, it burned, then remained abandoned about half my life, then got demolished.
>>67829730
>be American
>have to participate in gladiatorial combat for the chance to buy crab legs
>still have to tip afterwards
>>67829730
Once, they forgot to administer the pre-test before the flick started. I has so glad, because I forgot to study.
What's crazy is that my theater doesn't even have sand dunes or waterfalls. How the fuck am I gonna enjoy my movie without an authentic setting?
>>67829730
>Americans
Literally animals.
>>67837055
All homo sapiens are animals
>yuropoor """"education""""
>>67833426
>have a genuinely sad stories
>sperglords try to meme hard as they can in the hopes their variation will catch on
Yeah, someone shot up the theater during TDKR
I used to work at one.
Probably the craziest thing that happened was when we caught a guy masturbating during Prometheus.
>>67829730
It's in a ghetto ass small city so shit goes down there pretty much every week. Nothing huge usually but there was a nigger who shot a couple holes in the ceiling.
>>67838078
Can hardly blame him
How can black """"men"""" even compete
