Show me an A-list movie star with a worse filmography for the last 5 years.
The Tourist
Pirates of the Caribbean 4
The Rum Diary
Dark Shadows
The Long Ranger
Transcendence
Tusk
Mortdecai
Black Mass
Yoga Hosers
>Upcoming Releases:
Alice in Wonderland 2
Pirates of the Caribbean 5
Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes
The Invisible Man
>>67826492
>Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes
uwot
>>67826492
he's become a big guy
>Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes
Because we always wanted that combo
>>67826492
jesus
>>67826492
I kinda liked The Rum Diary. The rest are shit tho
>>67826492
Wasn't black mass pretty good though?
rumour is that his wife keeps him supplied with drugs while she fuicks other people and steals his money, or even charging money to supposedly pass scripts to depp (which he never even finds about)
>>67826492
It doesn't exist. Nobody even comes close to this. The guy needs to be stopped.
>>67826492
captain fat sparrow
>>67826816
No, it was awful.
>Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes
loved the first one, can't wait
>>67826969
did you just start this rumor?
>>67826816
This. It's the only gem in a sea of shit. The only reason why I haven't given up on him.
>>67826492
There's two amazing things about this list. Only 1 of those 14 films is directed by Tim Burton and he's managed to somehow completely avoid capeshit
>>67827181
He's quoting those shitty "bling gossip" websites.
>>67826492
Turtle?
>>67826492
I though drug addicts were suppose to be skinny?
>>67827228
>capeshit
all the pirate movies
>>67826492
The average age of a pirate was 25 years old. Most didn't live to be 40 at that time. With Johnny Depp now in his late 50s, how long until it becomes unbelievable?
how can one man be so based?
>>67826492
gotchu senpai
>>67828657
as soon as all the ghosts and the rest of the fucking fictional sea demons leave the franchise
>>67828657
>implying hollywood or americans care about historical accuracy
Dark Shadows was good. Rum Diary was like Fear and Loathing 2. But I agree, the rest is bleak. No different than Al Pacino and Robert Deniro's recent stuff. You get older and you just start accepting shit scripts just to pass the time and to leave some more money to your family.
>>67828765
It's bad but not worse
>>67826492
first you show me who can play jack sparrow better
>>67828816
But that's part of the mythology. Pirates living to be old fucks isn't and ruins muh immersion
>>67829006
If it's not worse it's equal. They're both really fucking awful.
>>67829005
If Rum Diary and Fear and Loathing compare at all it's a prequel. Raoul Duke could possibly be Paul Kemp after a year of heavy substance abuse.
>>67826492
>Tourist
Good, you pleb fuck.
>Pirates 4
The second best one behind 2.
>The Rum Diary
Good.
>Dark Shadows
Fine.
>Ranger
Didn't see it
>Transcendence
Bad.
>Tusk
Didn't see.
>Mortdecai
You fuckin mad?
>Black Mass
Fine.
Go get fucked you tryhard piece of shit.
Black mass was great, autismo
>>67826612
Kek. Reminds me of all the sequels that would show up when you went several years ahead in the "upcoming movies" lists.
>Spiderman 4: TBD
>>67829307
Armond White?
>>67829368
I remember seeing Thor in them. How time flies
>>67829394
I don't read his reviews to know which of those he agrees with me on.
>>67829331
and so was The Lone Ranger unless you are a bandwagon fag that hates any movie with a low rt score without having seen it
>>67829240
...
...you guys do know who Hunter S. Thompson is, right?
>>67829108
literally dozens of pirates that are older than him in the series
>>67826492
he only acts in pure kino m8
sorry you can't appreciate it
>>67826492
>Pirates 4
>Dark Shadows
>Lone Ranger
>Black Mass
actually liked all of those
>>67827491
Turtle!
Nah, mate. Rum Diary was great. so was his performance in Black Mass. all the rest are comedies except Transcendence, which was a true stinker. the other ones are lame but he's still an entertaining actor. sad we'll never see him in a Gilliam movie.
>>67826492
The Rum Diary and Black Mass were okay.
I agree with the rest. Plus, he's clearly taking some drugs, I heard it was meth. Unless it's heavy drinking, smoking and age catching up to him
>>67829973
Shouldn't be surprising. He was Hunter s Thompson bro after all
