>WOAH JUST TAKE IT EASY MAN
Did anyone else find this out of character for Batman?
Or was he doing a karate stance or something?
IT WAS JUST A JOKE! ALFRED HELP ME HE IS FLYING
>>67824268
He was shitting himself.
>>67824268
AHHHH ITS JUST A PRANK CLARK
>>67824268
STOP
>>67824268
>Kryptonite dust that wears off in 30 seconds
Was this the worst possible usage of Kryptonite we've ever seen?
>>67824268
Both, he was trying to not look scared by doing that karate pose.
>>67824268
out of character? So batman is never suppose to fuck up? He should be afraid since the god infront of him is back to full power, in point blank range, and is slowing rising up to trounce him.
>le batman shouldnt feel anything especially fear meme
Fuck off, he is dude. He was freaking out as he naturally should.
I thought it was kind of cool, it kind of humanises batman
>>67824268
STOP INVINCIBLE ENEMY
What the fuck was even the point of all that useless pounding? He should've made a small wrist knife out of kryptonite and killed Superman in one hit
"uhhh, can we talk about this?"
"No"
how the fuck did supes got hit with a kryptonite bullet a second time?
didnt he saw batman was reloading and shit?
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALFRED SAVE ME
>>67824742
>muh realistic and dark movie
literally starts to swing superman around on a rope
>>67824742
He doesn't want to just kill Superman, he wants Superman to fear him before slowly dying.
The worst thing to happen to a god is not death, but the fact that you're not a god (then death).
But I'm guessing that went above your head, like most of Snyder's (misused but still good) subtleties.
>entire persona is based on fear
>part of it is instilling fear in criminals
>part of it is about facing his own fears
>spends the entire movie explaining how he fears Superman
>literally fights him because he is afraid
>has the upper hand the first part of the fight and is feeling confidant
>suddenly the kryptonite wears off and the the thing he fears the most is about to utterly destroy him
>shows fear
>totally out of character
Go watch Thor and jerk off to your ancient and powerful mcguffins or whatever the fuck you gigantic faggot
Why didn't Batman make a Kryptonite sword instead if just spear.
Imagine how badass Batman would be wielding a green light great sword.
>>67825437
he didn't have enough
>>67825437
>>67825769
could have made a nice dagger though
>>67825926
fuck off
>>67825926
tiny bitch dagger < fucking awesome spear
>>67825262
dccucks are coming the dccucks are coming
>>67825437
Or a pair of kryptonite barbed knuckles wouldve been a better choice
>>67826076
If you say cuck enough, will I die?
>>67826001
Why not both. It looks like there was enough to make a dagger, or at least some kind of knuckle spikes.
>>67826089
that would have been bad ass. It wouldn't have straight up killed him, but it would have done a ton of damage.
>>67826165
not enough for both
>literally the only ore that can possibly damage Superman
>entire rock slab is like 10lbs
>I BETTER MAKE IT GASEOUS SO ONE SHOT WASTES IT FOREVER
Is Batman retarded?
>>67826321
why would he assume it was temporary? I mean if he inhales it, wouldn't it go do his blood stream like a drug? it's reasonable to assume that's why he was so shocked it wore off
>>67826321
something no one had ever done before and the only evidence of it working is cutting up a 2 y/o corpse but batman should know to not try any other method of intoxicating supes besides a spear to the heart?
>>67826118
It would be extremely insulting.
>>67826199
Slash that pretty face up good
>>67826321
He made it gaseous so he could trick Superman into breathing it.
If he just came at him with a kryptonite knife then supers could have just slapped it away before it affected him, or just flown back and lasered it.
>>67824268
>>67826321
also, given the level of technology in capeshit in general, it would probably be easy as shit to synthesize something similar enough to kryptonite
>>67827229
does he even touch him with the second punch ? it's nolan tier of fight scenes
I thought he was going to shoot more kyrptonite gas out of his fingers, but then he just got his shit pushed in like a idiot.
>>67827229
JUST A PRANK
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>>67824268
>>WOAH JUST TAKE IT EASY MAN
Freeze Frame, Record Scratch...
>>67824859
literally takes a sink and hits superman with it
>>67824859
>>67828659
what else would he do?
>>67824859
that nigga was lifting himself plus 100lbs
I love moments like that in superhero flicks
>>67827229
Why didn't Superman end the fight there and say "ok, let me explain what's going on: Lex Luthor has my mom Martha" ?
wish he used electricity from a light pole like in tdkr
>>67824569
The kryptonite dust seems to work like a fart, he's knocked out for a few seconds and is completely OK afterwards.
>>67828815
Remember in the first movie where his suit could survive getting shot by a tank? Now it handles impacts worse than a Honda Civic.
>>67826089
>>67826199
>>67826965
Underage b&
>>67828894
This suit was a damaged prototype that is specifically designed to come apart.
>>67827229
>Batman has to spend years training under the League of Shadows, mastering physical combat, deception, and mental fortitude after hours of torturous effort and trial and error
>Trains daily on very little sleep, working his body to the absolute limit so that he can embody perfection in physical form
>Some faggot kid from Kansas who had exactly one fight in his life comes and kicks your ass even though his form is shit and he hasn't a 10th the discipline you have just because he's an alien
Fucking sucks to be Batman. I'd want to kill this fag-lord, too.
>>67828732
Maybe slash his face and puncture his heart with the spear? Batfleck just keeps beating Supes unnecessarily instead of killing him.
>>67828860
Because he's Man of Murder
>>67829195
Then why didn't he rip off Batman's powered armor in 1/10 of a second instead of pointlessly shoving him through a floor?
>>67829248
He's also the Man of Torture
The whole movie could have avoided a sad ending by doing this:
>retrieving kryptonite spear
>giving it to fucking Wonder Woman who was already kicking ass
Problem solved. Supes doesn't have to die, Wonder Woman would have easily been able to do so since we already saw her slicing Doomsday up and down. Plus, she's immortal, she wouldn't be able to be "killed" like superman.
But no, instead we get
>le emotional ending
>le crying
>le bagpipe funeral for 15 fucking minutes
>press F to pay respects
>>67829132
Batman was never mentally stable. He was probably getting revenge for Metropolis.
>>67829273
Then why didn't he punch Batman in his unprotected jaw and knock out tooth he had, if not just take his jaw clean off?
>inb4 because h'es Man of Stupid
>>67829356
Why did they even need the spear when her sword could slice through him? Just cut off his head.
>>67829378
He's a Man of Subtlety as well
>>67829418
slice not kill. her sword can only hurt superman in muh comics
>>67829492
It cut an arm off. Why not a head?
>>67829474
The imagery there is to trick you, dumb dumb.
>>67829544
Trick me into what? Believing it's a good movie?
>>67829474
>>67829560
Believing in the whole Superman = Jesus.
>>67829474
>being this retarded unironically
>>67824624
batman doesnt freak out, he puts his guard up and gets ready to eat a punch
>>67829530
Its comics. her sword could not kill Kryptonians
I read le comics back in the day. i guess their head is just invinceble to it guess?
>>67825437
>Why didn't Batman make a Kryptonite sword instead if just spear.
Because muh deep symbolisms.
>>67828894
>survive getting shot by a tank
dont remind me of that retarded scene
>monkey model slav shit tank from the cold war crewed by a bunch of goat fucker durkas hits a man sized target in the air flying at fuck knows what speed
>paper thin magic armor stops a tank round without turning whatevers inside it to jelly
>>67829717
The plot was they were using Stark weapons. So clearly it was a special 125mm sized experimental tank fired SAM that unfortunately had to sacrifice warhead weight to fit all the guidance into it.
>>67826620
Your a big cuck
>>67825437
that would look even more retarded.
suck my penis
>>67827229
Looks like Batman tries to force push superman.
>this is the moment where
WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS POST THIS WHEN HE JUST FUCKS UP SUPERMAN MOMENTS LATER?!?!
>>67829817
for you!
>>67829653
Does whoever who wrote that not know that Jesus was also human who also bled?
>>67829794
not sure what the benefit of guided munitions is for the ethnic cleansing of unarmed villagers
Batman made a kryptonite spear because the Waynes were hunters and Superman was his big catch.
THIS IS IN THE MOVIE!
>>67829922
Why didn't he make Kryptonite bullets then?
why didn't batman just replicate the kryptonite
that's what tony stark would've done
Why didn't the Superman just fly Batman to murder?
>>67829939
Because hunter and whale symbolism.
>>67830029
Didn't he say his family traded in pelts?
>>67830093
He did.
>>67830143
Do whales in the Snyderverse have pelts?
>>67830170
Bruce Wayne doesn't know a lot about hunting, mate.
>>67824268
>"WOAH JUST TAKE IT EASY MAN"
>grabs a gun
>kills another human being
>>67824268
STOP, INVINCIBLE SON OF A BITCH
>>67830261
Clearly. He made a fucking spear, not even an arrow out of it.
>>67824569
No, it was the best.
Kryptonite always being such an automatic KO for Superman is bullshit.
>>67829892
>>67828815
Ahahahaah this is so funny and relatable. I love when moves don't take themselves seriously
>>67828894
it was a prototype you nigger
>>67825437
> Because Doomsday shoehorned in later in the plot
>>67831074
So was the suit in IM1 idiot.
>>67831796
Yeah but the IM3 one wasn't designed for combat yet.
>>67831796
No it wasn't, the silver version was the prototype, the red and gold was emblematic of the final product.
>>67824569
In Superman RETURNS Lex uses a sharp peice of kryptonit to shank superman
He literally shanks him with a green rock
>>67836650
In his left side, even, like what happened with Jesus.
>>67824268
Could someone shop in Caps shield?
HELP ME TONY!
>>67828815
God this movie was so dumb. The cgi animators were getting boners making his armor come apart like legos. It happens so many times in the movie I was just thinking "man, this modular armor just isn't working out, Tony."
>>67836768
it was his right side
>>67826427
>inhale it
>goes into the blood stream
>>67837847
Are you an idiot?
>>67824268
I like the end where he just sort of nopes out of the scene because he recognizes his own powerlevel
>>67824569
that's how kryptonite should be used
having a tiny glowing green rock that can nullify his powers and could be used by any random thug to beat his ass is more retarded
