Okay just saw this movie and now I know what the critics were talking about because it was pretty fucking atrocious to anyone with at least half a brain.
I'm just gonna try and go through scene by scene or at least the main shit to show why it was fucking bad.
First we open with a pretty blatant retcon of the last movie with non stop corny and horrible contrived scene, first we open with a few explosions with Zod and Superman destroying some buildings then Batman runs in calling up some random faggot and tells him to get out of the building, this man who didn't seem to notice the 20 or buildings that have blown up right behind him tells everyone to get out a few minutes later not only did he not leave the building but he actually is one the exact same floor and room from a few minutes ago he then prays so the audience can prepare for the uh very subtle religious Jesus imagery of superman for the next 2 hours.
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Later on Batfleck finds a man under a building who keeps yelling cliches like muh legs I can't feel muh legs, this man for some reason will waste the movies runtime with his non stop pointless scenes, next we have some random little girl we never see again in some contrived sadness scene, at this point I'm already yawning in the cinema.
So later wheelchair muh legs dude climbs a big statue of Superman to put grafitti on it but I'm sitting there just wondering why on earth would there be big tax payer paid statue for superman in the first place? Everyone in this fucking movie hates Superman and justifiably because he's a completely obnoxious prick who basically murdered thousands of people, answers to nobody, seems to have a scowl on his face when he saves people in depressing slow motion and he's also a pretty laughable hypocrite to Batman who he seems to hate because he does the same things he does but in a different city. So why does he have a big ass expensive statue anyway? In fact in this movie he seems to be on trial for something to do with some terrorists which doesn't make any fucking sense btw.
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Okay lets go to Batman scenes now, okay so he keeps having these random ass dreams that really have no purpose and feel like they belong in another movie the worst of these is easily the scene where Batman in a trench coat fighting some wanna be Nazis who work for superman, not sure if you can get movie heavy handed and laughable than this, then this scene ends with somehow even worse scene with some random ass fucking faggot out of no where in a monitor fucking screaming at Batman for what must of been 10 minutes I literally could not stop laughing at this horrible fucking scene.
Other horrid scenes with Batman in this movie include when he's uh hacking Lex Luthor computer and an anorexic Chinese woman who had 2 lines in the movie tells him the bathroom is upstairs and then just walks off, he later comes back to this room he's not allowed to be in because there is no security at all, this nonsense leads to him eventually discovering Wonder Woman in one of shittiest reveals ever.
There's also obvious all the scenes where Batman goes around torturing and murdering people when the fight eventually came I began to wonder which of these evildoers I should root for.
Batman seems as though he's gonna win but then he learns Superman's mommy has the same name as his and they immediately become best friends because Batman no longer gives a shit about why he was fighting him to begin with
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Next Lex Luthor which was easily the worst character assassination in the movie.
So he hates Superman for reasons that are never really explained or make sense, so he comes up some random ass convoluted ways to try and kill him or maybe not?
For instance there was scene in a courtroom where superman is on trial for something to do with some terrorists than Lex Luthor hired or something but they blame Superman for for some reason, well in this scene Lex Luthor uses a man in a wheelchair to blow the courtroom up, Superman who is the only survivor with thousands dead around just makes a face like he's farted or something.
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So I thought here okay so Lex Luthor is trying to frame Superman here right? Well uh no actually no one blames Superman at all which makes me wonder what the point of it was other than more random explosions? Well it guess it leads to another bullshit dream sequence but this time with Superman's dad on top of a mountain chopping wood saying things that didn't really seem to relate to anything happening in the movie.
We learn as well later Lex Luthor has been sending Batman random messages insulting him that he has never actually read to try and get him to hate superman I think? Well Batman seems to suddenly know that he's being used by Lex Luthor and then steals Kryponite from him off screen so he can go fight superman anyway.
Lex Luthor seems happy about this even though his like a 100 of men died earlier stopping murderman (batman) getting the kyrponite.
Lex then decides he's gonna kidnap supermans mom and girlfriend.
Superman can sense his girlfriend from a million miles away for some reason but not his mother.
Lex Luthor tries to challenge superman here and force him to kill Batman who he now hates too for some reason by giving his mother a 30 minute time limit he never tells Superman this though.
This thread is literally autism. OP should definitely go ahead and inhale some helium
>>67818527
In closing this movie was garbage and if you liked it besides in any other way than to laugh at it then sorry you're an idiot and likely a batman fanboy who can't see things objectively I hope you kill yourself.
>>67818496
>So he hates Superman for reasons that are never really explained or make sense, so he comes up some random ass convoluted ways to try and kill him or maybe not?
You're a dumb motherfucker, aren't you?
>>67818374
>because it was pretty fucking atrocious to anyone with at least half a brain.
>>67819024
I don't see you disproving him. Come on, thrill us.
>its a marveldrone went to pay for a movie he inherently hates just so he could shitpost on a chinese social network
>>67819024
Ad hominem
>>67819095
>its a child of /v/ pretending to be a local
>>67818374
Maddox already did a good job explaining everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxBNlcf0AzI
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>>67818956
You write like a mongoloid 10 year old... Your opinion means shit.
I wasn't going to watch this film, but I will now, just to spite you.
Now fuck off.
>>67819158
not even gonna watch, do you really need someone else to make opinions for you?
>>67819066
Lex literally states why he hates Superman in almost every scene he's in.
You have to be retarded not to have picked up on it.
"Devils don't come from the hell beneath us, they come from the sky."
How much more do you need to know?
He blames Supes for the destruction of Metropolis and want his eliminated.
If you didn't understand that, you are mentally challenged and need to remove yourself from the gene pool as soon as possible.
>>67818374
Not trying to demean, but you might want to use a review site for something like this. You spent quite a while on this series of posts, but it'll fade away within hours. I actually liked the movie, but do recognize a lot of your points as valid. If Bruce had enough time to get in a chopper and fly over to Metropolis, then surely those at Wayne Tower would've been able to start evacuating sooner.
>>67818407
I'd chalk wheelchair guy and the Superman statue up to edit butchering. Perhaps the statue was made very early, right after he had stopped Zod and the World Engine, but before sentiments against him really rose.
>>67818454
The dreams are pretty much just for the trailer, lol. And of course, to set up the sequel(s). Probably an Injustice storyline. But the part where Bruce is in Lexcorp exemplifies the whole Bat-Bruce duality, so I'm not sure why that would be bad. Everyone's complained about the Bat-violence to some extent, but hey, given the history in this film it works.
>>67819278
*wants him
>>67819207
Kill yourself you pathetic wannabe /tv/ movie buff
>>67818374
Not ur blog. The movie was Shit, move on. Don't waste our time with your shitty diatribes that could have been written by an 8 year old girl with a loose grasp on basic writing techniques.
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>>67819308
It's pretty clear in the movie that people have mixed feelings towards superman
It's not like 100% of the people hate him or love him?
Is that even that hard of an idea to understand?
>>67819209
>not listening lalala
>>67819278
If that was his motivation why the fuck did he create a brainless monster that's like ten times as destructive as Superman?
>>67819430
>message board about discussing movies
>OMG STOP DISCUSSING MOVIES
Not enough memes for you?
>>67819351
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
>>67819207
YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP BAHAHA
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>>67818956
I wholeheartedly and 100% and the apologists arw fucking pathetic.
Too bad you didn't say anything about the worst part of the movie which was the CGI shitfest at the very end
>>67819624
DC BTFO
>people are actually falling for this 2/10 b8 thread
/tv/ stop, you are going full reddit
>>67819624
Because he believes that he will be able to control him. That why he doesn't move when Doomsday is about to splatter him.
This scene makes it clear what Lex is all about. He thinks he can manipulate everything and make this bend to his will. That why he kills the senator that doesn't agree with his plans etc..
It's all right there in the fucking movie.
Looks like the BvS defense force is here.
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>>67819794
No he clearly doesn't believe that. He knows he just literally created the devil and knows it does nothing but bring destruction.
Lex entire motivation for everything is "fuck superman because fuck superman"
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>>67819934
Who's this edgy faggot?
Tripfag?
Hope he got banned
>>67819988
Oh you
>>67820117
I wasn't making a joke though I have no idea who that is.
Is he a meme online?
>>67819901
>Lex entire motivation for everything is "fuck superman because fuck superman"
Totally, that's why he brings up his abusive father. Just as an aside that has nothing to do with his world view or motivations.
That's why he talks about god not helping him when he needed help.
Because that has nothing to do with why he wouldn't like Superman.
Sure thing buddy.
>He knows he just literally created the devil and knows it does nothing but bring destruction.
Prove it.
I told you why I think he does think he can control it and provided multiple scenes that back up that claim.
You just say: "no he doesn't". Citation needed.
>>67820164
He was some hacker faggot who stole all our site creator Hiro's code from the site and starting spamming and making all these shitty boards.
Luckily Hiro perma ip banned and sued the fucking faggot and now he's gone.
>>67820185
You are embarrassing yourself
>>67820185
He didn't show any surprise at it lashing out anf jzst destroying anything. He shows no regret for his doings. He kills many people regardless of all that so. He doesn't give a shit about Metropolis and its people. And finally he got all the krypto info he needed from the ship and KNEW Doomsday was uncontrollable. He didn't flinch because he didn't give a fuck about dying. He just wanted to see Superman dead because fuck Superman.
>>67819804
>Couldn't even get squares right
gg fag
>>67819308
>Perhaps the statue was made very early, right after he had stopped Zod and the World Engine, but before sentiments against him really rose.
Why would ANYONE like him? All they know is that two aliens got into a fight and the biggest city in the world is half destroyed.
