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Rey is the child of Kylo Ren and the daughter of Supreme Leader Snoke.
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Kylo is about 30 when TFA happens, and Rey is about 19. I would consider that very implausible.
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>>67819511

midchlorians, ain't gotta explain shit
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>>67818175
Snoke's male.
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>Bring this force prodigy to me and we will turn him to the dark side
Is there anything about this movie that isn't aped?
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>>67819579
>the daughter of
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>>67818175
Reminder Kylo and Rey will fuck.
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>>67819945
Kylo's male.
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>>67820003
what the fuck are you trying to prove here
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>>67819998
Yes
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>>67820043
That male x male does not equal baby.
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>>67818175
Rey is 19-20
Kylo is 29-30
doesn't add up
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>>67820043
2 man can't form babby
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>>67819998
Reminder that Kylo, Rey and Finn all fuck and Poe is the vidiographer.

Chewie just kinda watches.
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>>67820141
Flip Finn and Poe and I could believe that.
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>>67818175
You're right, but you're not giving the full story.

Kylo and Snoke are both Rey's dad because Kylo IS Snoke, because time travel shenanigans.

Rey is also her own mother
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>>67820123
>>67820104
I'm pretty sure Kylo Ren is female, or trans.
That's why he is so rebelious, why he left his parents and went over to the dark side. It's because his parents didnt want none of his trans made up shit and kept calling him >he
It all adds up.
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>>67820104
kylo ren + snoke's daughter = rey
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>>67820167
This.

Finn got cucked.
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>>67820216
"Ben" is an odd name for a girl.
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>>67820118
Kylo Ren doesn't have a canon age. Search the internet you know it to be true. He's 34-35 adopted war orphan, Leia can't babby. =/
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>>67819998
Rey needs a space Chad, not a loser space school shooter.
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>>67820325
Ben...jamina.
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>>67820393
>"Bring him back."
I've never heard of disapproving parents using their kid's preferred pronouns in private.
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>>67820346
>space Chad
>implying
She's got her eyes set on Luke, that glorious silver fox.

She'll take his virginity in the next film.
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>>67819511
>implying humans in a galaxy far far away and a long time ago have the exact same biology and social structure as we do here on Earth
HAHAHAHAHA idiot
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>>67820433
you persistent little shit
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>>67820510
ilu2, anon :3
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>>67820003
Gender-phobic much
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>>67820540

<3
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>>67820346
Star Wars isn't real life
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>>67820510

someone ban this fucking bigot already
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>>67819998
She's 19 and Kylo is 30, you sick fuck.
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