>Science explanation
>"In English please?"
>You and what army
>Group of misfits appear
>Science
In English, doc
>It's a "Mike mocks Jay of his small stature" episode
>>67814104
It's a "Jay pussys out on his stance for a film and starts agreeing with Mike like the little bitch he is" episode
>"We're not gonna make it!"
>They shoot out of the closing doors in a spaceship or car or whatever at the last second
>intelligent and renowned person spends months coming up with a plan
>"no, it just won't work..."
>bumbling idiot takes one look at a problem and almost instantly solves it by relating to some situation in his life
>>67814318
>club scene
>the dj is a woman
>It will take 10 minutes
>you've got 5
>>67814419
>we need 30 mins for launch prep
>you got 15
>catastrophic failure on launch
I can savor it in my imagination
>>67813981
>I deadpan everything I say. Ha. Isn't that so funny? >That never gets old...riiight?
>"there is no way that i'm doing that!"
>cuts to character doing the thing they said they weren't doing
>>67814368
literally what movie
>>67814368
>club scene
>god is a dj
>ok, here's the plan
>let's split up
>>67814368
>club scene
>Daft Punk are the djs
>>67814488
The Martian
>"guys if we just skip the mandatory inspection, we can save some time and get his supply ship launched early"
>blows up in low orbit
>"why didn't you catch this problem in the mandatory inspection that you're supposed to do?"
>There's no way [piece of equipment] can handle those kind of stresses.
>It's gonna have to.
>>67814784
>club scene
>dj is scratching discs and hitting the sampler shit
>just a normal song playing
>cop movie
>two unlikely partners
>one is crass and earthy, the other is straight and by-the-book
>chief is a balding, chubby, angry guy with city hall up his ass
>"i want you two off the case"
>ensuing shenanigans escalate
>the two partners do the case anyway and it works out
>"thank you for your outstanding service"
>the characters realize their partner isn't so bad despite differences
>movie ends with an unlikely hire
>>67814229
>"We'll make it!"
>"I told you we'd make it!"
>>67814938
>female interest they've been fighting over joins the force
>cut to credits
>character is going mental
>"Where is my mind" starts playing
>"Did I leave the stove on? o_O"
>>67814229
>It's not possible.
>No. It's necessary.
>>67814170
Name three RLM reviews where this legitimately happens (and no "agree to disagree" or mild conciliatory response to keep the dialogue moving)
>>67814784
Tell me 10 other films that are not Tron:Legacy where this happened
>>67815207
Tell me 10 films where you're not a little fucking bitch
>trope is about to happen
>gets subverted at the last second
>subversion of the trope becomes the new popular trope
>>67814999
>scene that seems like it has to lead to gay sex happens
>piano instrumental of where is my mind plays
>>67815039
>2016
>stoves
Wheeled out of the theater right then and there
>ironic song playing in the background of a fight scene
>conflict occurs
>conflict is resolved
who writes this drivel?
>towards end of comedic movie
>bad to the bone starts playing
>main character walks in slow motion with group of social outcasts she/he's met over the course of the movie
>one of them trips/does something awkward
>>67815396
the cringiest of movie memes
>The geek hacks into the traffic system
>They make it seem like traffic is a government agency with a whole situation room and big monitors to watch all intersections at all times like they're fucking NASA.
I never get enough of these threads.
>>67815396
>classic music while combat is happening
>three-act structure
>building tension
>an unexpected surprise at the denouement
I cartwheeled backwards out from the kinorama right then and there desu
>a scene which serves no purpose in the movie other than to set up another upcoming film in the same cinematic universe occurs
It's crazy, but it just might work."
*
Character explains something in mild technobabble.
Dumb character repeats it.
"WHAT HE'S SAYING IS [blank]"
*
"Woah, woah, in English, please."
*
"This is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you"
*
Character types on laptop.
Mechanical keyboard noises.
*
"What's plan B?"
"THAT WAS PLAN B!"
*
"please tell me it isn't ____"
"it isn't _!"
*
Crazy explosion.
"Are you ok?!"
"yes, but i'm trapped alone on the other side of the rubble"
*
"I didn't sign up for this shit"
*
"I don't like where this is going."
*
"There must be a better way!"
[there is actually no other way]
*
"IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS"
*
Talks about how terrible ___ is.
"__ is right behind me, right?"
*
"in another lifetime we could have been friends"
*
"We've only got one shot at this!"
"One shot is all I need."
>>67814784
When they're walking into the club was the best part of Tron: Legacy.
https://youtu.be/nMR-PgPJOyM
>outcast nerd introduces niches and groups to the new kid
>the jocks, the preps, the goths etc.
>popular song starts playing
>doors open, light pours in, hot girl walks in slow motion
>whooooo is thaaaaat?
>don't even think about it, that's Stacey Thundercunt, one of the popular girls
>move starts at climax
>something happens
>freeze frame, record scratch
>"Now that's quite the situation I got myself into!"
>elite hacker computer genius nerd who supposedly never leaves his computer lair
>he has abs, tan, and looks all around like a male model
>>67816415*du du du du du du du du du*OUT HERE IN THE FIELDSI FIGHT FOR MY MEALS
>eracords scratch
>facsimile character looks at camrea and blinks
>'it was me all along'
>protagonist tries to shoot but fails becausre the car was too strong
>'no'
>>67816365
>new kid is a nerd
>Stacey is going out with Chad, a Jock
>Chad inevitably picks on nerd
>Stacey finds it funny at first, but starts to feel sorry for new nerd
>some event going on
>Jocks, Whores, Goths, Nerds and Normies all at the location
>shit happens
>We now have Chad, Stacey, a Goth Girl that has had more screen time than other goths, new nerd, and nerd friend
>Chad turns out to be a wimp, leaves the gang behind
>new nerd saves Stacey from something
>new nerd falls on top of Stacey or something with both looking into each others eyes
>something happens
>everything is over
>Chad is treated like shit by all of the jocks
>Stacey now going out with new nerd
>nerd friend getting his brains blown out by goth girl
>>67816365
I'm glad I don't live in the U.S.A.
>"oh man I can't believe we have to spend a whole summer in uncle Jim's hotel, soooo boring"
>they end up having the greatest adventure of their lives with talking monkey, jewel thief, robot, elephant sidekick, president's daughter, ice cream man, etc.
>children's movie
>flamboyant character who is totally gay, but not really
>>67814016
Numbering about 20
>little kid saves the world because the nuke/alien computer works exactly like his video games
>antagonist has murdered multiple people and caused millions of dollars in damages
>protagonist has the opportunity to kill him
>protagonist doesn't because they have some sort of anti-killing pledge
>antagonist continues to kill people and do damage
>>67813981
>science guy explains problem using some analogy
>"street smart" guy says what he would do in that situation
>science guy: "OF COURSE!"
>>67815144
How dare you ask /tv/ nobodies to justify their dumbass imaginary RLM heirarchy with reality!
>"Despite the fact you broke multiple police/military regulations and/or multiple international laws for only a minor victory, here is the highest award the city/state/country/world can bestow upon you!"
>>67817086
>we could use a man like you in the forces, have you considered joining?
>>67816985
>protagonist nonchalantly kills all the villain's henchmen
>about to kill villain
>stops because he doesn't want to be as bad as him
>character dying of thirst
>taps flask to get the last few mililitres out
>spills it all over their face and clothes
>>67814571
John Benjamin does it well
>>67817121
>'nah, that ain't for me'
>90es hip hop starts playing
>turns 360 degrees and leaves
>record scratch
>'that's how it all started'
>it ain't me starts playing
>character has survived for days in inhospitable environment
>finally gets rescued
>no one recoils in disgust from the smell
>man is oily, greasy, wet etc.
>covered in mud
>covered in enemy blood etc.
>sees his wife, hugs and kisses her
>they don't even mind about the AIDS blood they're smudging their faces with
>>67815939
"What's plan B?"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!"
>The bomb has a big red timer on it
>alien goo on the floor
>soldier touches the goo with his whole hand
>sitcom wife is clever, snarky, intelligent, artistic, creative, sassy, and makes risque sexually-charged jokes when among her girlfriends
>sitcom husband is a schlub and a moron and has no interests beyond hot dogs and the big game and he's a dog who can't stop drooling over every pair of tits that walks by
>>67815423
underrated kek
>>67817381
>sitcom wife is being abusive
>[laugh track]
>>67817131
It's even worse when they have a mutual respect for eachother.
>>67814016
HES A NIGGER
>>67813981
>"I was not able to reattach the top half of his body...to the bottom half of his body."
>"SPEAK ENGLISH, DOC, WE AIN'T SCIENTISTS!"
>The sniper that is killing everyone is just a little girl
>>67817381
Modern Family tried to show both sides
The woman is quite annoying and the show knows that
The man is goofy but he is shown being a good parent and a good man
>>67814938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o0Qp5J_Oo8
>>67817449
http://youtu.be/iZjP_IoxCHU
>experienced space biologist expert marine veteran who knows how to fly the plane, and who has clearly showed his capabilities of handling the situation like a pro
>smug asshole questions his capabilities by yelling "WHO MADE YOU THE THE LEADER?"
>character stops what they are doing to explain something to the audience while the rest of the cast continues on
it's inexcusable that they still do this
>>67817607
>Walker told me I have AIDS.
oh jesus I haven't heard that in a long time
>>67817670
>Thegrey.mp4
>>67817670
>extremely unbalanced guy with nervous tick is the one flipping out demanding to know who made him the leader
>leader sees no problem leaving guy alone with weapons
>movie set before 1980
>all the white characters are openly racist
>all the non-white characters take this abuse with christ-like compassion
>>67814809
I don't really get the plot behind The Martian any ways.
Why spend a fortune to save that one guy? America lets thousands die in poverty and violence every year and no one gives a fuck.
>>67817767
>movie set in middle ages
>people are openly gay in the streets
>>67817767
>movie set on 4chan
>all the white characters are openly racist
>all the non-white characters click the report button, but nothing happens because the mod is a fag
>>67817767
>movie made after the US invasion of Iraq
>the vilain is french
>The magicians trick is that he was a twin the whole time
>80s teen movie
>main bad guy dresses up like a total pussyboy, pink shirts, shaved chest, ridiculous bleached poofy blond hair
>bullies scrawny normal looking kid for "being a faggot"
>"Vodka-martini"
>"Shaken or stirred?"
>"Do I look like I give a damn?"
>>67814419
>I'll get it done in 3.
>>67817845
>movie/tv show set on renaissance
>everyone is promiscuous
>it's a Corey Feldman plays a teenager even though he's 30 years old -movie
>>67817866
kek
>Is our plan good ?
>No
>And what's our plan B
>This is plan B
>science explanation that makes complete sense
>character still asks for it in English
>en español, doctór!
>The offer that no one can refuse is someone putting a gun to his head
>>67817607
kek
>"hey kid, despite us special forces putting us in a situation that you should of never been put in and us letting you tag along on a mission that would affect the whole country, you did a good job! If there's anything you need, me and the boys will sort you out."
>kid gets dropped off in an APC or humvee by the special forces guys
>bully kid that meets him outside the school gates shits his pants as kid walks past with a shit eating grin
>>67815318
Just because you wanted Mr Robot to be about gay sex doesn't mean it 'has to' lead to gay sex
>"we're not so different, you and I"
and
>character forgets to bring anvil to the cinema
are the worst.
>character reveals that he is a police officer
>gets shot
>"nerdy" character looks just as good as the jock characters, but with glasses
>Movie's soundtrack is clearly straight out of the director's ipod, with many scenes that don't fit or occur solely based on the songs
>Director's playlist includes the most basic "oh yeah I like classical" pieces possible
>you go on ahead ill slow them down
>>67818480
>I'M NOT LEAVING YOU HERE!
>YOU HAVE TO!!
>character walks past dead henchman with guns, doesn't take any of them
>runs out of ammo in the next scene
>>67818572
>they dont end up escaping
>they probably would have if they hadnt stopped to talk
>>67818460
>eccentric to slightly insane villain is introduced with him humming along to the Blue Danube with him wearing a robe in his large, open plan, penthouse
>last scene
>frame freeze, credits roll and a cheesy 80's song starts playing
>>67813981
>Hey Fucko
>"who are you?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mKWytkTn8
>>67818661
>freeze frame ending
>"Everybody died on the way back home" text
>>67817217
>>67816824
More like 6.
>two characters play a console game
>the game on the screen is singleplayer
>character plays on a modern game console
>TV makes atari bleep bloop sounds
>>67818938
Jesus, I hate this
>>67818938
>mfw they're just mashing wildly on the controller
>>67817498
>The n word
Why do you have to do that? Please stop
>white guy has a black friend
>the black friend constantly belittles the white guy for "white boy" things and is super racist throughout the whole movie
>supposedly friendly banter, but the white guy doesn't say anything racist in return
>10/10 'goth' girl is erratic and disheveled throughout the entire movie
>nobody pays any attention to her
>gets a makeover into a normie and hair dyed blond within the last 20 minutes
>Chad falls in love with her
Fucking Breakfast Club
>qt main woman has an ugly feminist best friend who constantly over-analyzes everything the main woman's boyfriend does
>movie takes place before english even existed or on another planet
>everyone has a british accent
>sci-fi movie
>aliens are just humans with contact lenses and silver triangles glued on their foreheads
>visits chinese cartoon board online
>makes thread about movie cliches & tropes
every time
>>67818752
>war hero movie
>character jokingly walks around the house pointing a gun at his wife and children
>fade to black
>Chris Kyle was killed that day by a veteran he was trying to help
>protaginist is a divorced dad
>kids kinda like him, but think he's a bit lame
>ex-wife can't stand him
>ex-wife's new husband is literally "Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
>95% of the movie goes by
>at the end, the kid like the dead again and think he's cool
>ex-wife likes him again
>at this point, she either gets back with ex-husband or allows kids to see him more
>>67819833
>at the end, the kid like the dead again and think he's cool
test
>>67819833
>protagonist is a divorced dad
>trying to save his ex-wife and children from a crisis that his ex-wife's new husband doesn't believe is happening
>stepdad gets brutally eaten by a shark in his own home within five minutes of his introduction
>>67819976
did it work?
>110lb Chinaman tries to karate kick the hero
>he misses and hits the concrete wall behind the hero
>he kicks a huge chunk of concrete out of the wall
>>67819093
>crush on her throughout the movie
>mfw makeover scene
>>67819087
>Chris Tucker ruins white boy's life and career through a misunderstanding
>Never apologizes and calls the white boy racist when they inevitably have to work together
>'Sall good tho
>F-22s show up to fight the monster
>They close to melee range
>Hero drives a car in a chase.
>wiggling the steer nonstop despite driving in a straight line.
>women gets grabbed by a giant ape
>slammed against the ground in his fist several dozen times
>lives
She really did love that monkey though
>>67819205
I think I read it's to make us americucks immerse that the setting is amplified as "otherworldly"
really
>>67817704
does the kid actually have aids? i didnt watch the show
>villain is super strong
>villain grabs the hero, can punch him or snap his neck
>throws him around instead
>>67814229
>"we're going to make it!"
>they don't make it
>everything is ruined
Archer was really good last season
>>67821040
He was a good friend.
>>67813981
who are you quoting?
>obvious cliche happens
>"IT'S LIKE IN THE MOVIES"
NNNNGGHHH
>>67820952
>F-22s deployed to engage a ground target
Godzilla should be tackled by A-10s chilling out 20 miles away.
>>67821443
>"What do you think this is? A movie?"
>>67821412
and a big guy
>characters are in a kitchen
>food is piled up all over the table and no one is eating it
>open the refrigerator to look for more food
>characters walk into another room leaving the refrigerator door open
>characters leave house with refrigerator door open and uneaten food piled up on the table
>characters are in a kitchen
>characters are actually eating the food
>characters put uneaten food in refrigerator but don't bother to cover it or put it into a container or bother to reseal the container its in properly
>>67815692
Kek
>>67814679
John wick.
>>67816826
Kek
>>67814887
Event horizon.
>Those aren't load bearing strutctures!
>They are now doc
>car chase
>character shoots at anywhere but the tyres
>>67817839
Return on investment, morale.
>>67814229
>LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
>>67822622
>4chan thread
>bong uses tyre instead of tire
>>67814419
that guy from Road Warrior that gets this shit and says "ok"
>>67815259
>>67822769
>mfw an american calls a textual thought faucet a 'thread' near me
>Expert marksman
>Blind in one eye
>Shoulders gun to the blind eye
>>67822995
>tfw a wild poster from the other place appears
>>67823032
THICK
>>67823732
she's dead
>>67823754
NECROTHIC
>>67823032
MMMMM
BOYS
>>67817839
Because someone who can survive for more than a year by himself on another fucking planet is more valuable to society then someone who can't even survive on earth without the help of big daddy government
>>67815427
holy shit this
>>67813981
I hate "movie" humor.
>>67817964
Rewinded and returned the tape right then.
>>67823019
>it's a "what is muscle memory?" episode
>>67817839
Save it you hippie
>hero throws a tracking device on the villain's vehicle
>it has a bright, red, flashing light and sounds like a microwave hitting 0:00 3AM
>no one notices
>>67814419
this is literally half of the conversations between geordi and picard
>man rapes his daughter with a gun to her head
>shoots her when he's finished
>shoots himself right afterwards
>wait a second it was all in his head
>puts gun back on shelf
>runs to hug daughter
>all is right
>wait just one more second
>he decides to fuck her anyway
>its ok now because its consensual
why??
>Character in job interview
>Is unqualified, and is disrespectful to superiors
>Gets the job for being "refreshingly honest"
>>67816826
what movie is this?
>>67826712
war games
ender's game
anything with game in it
>>67826789
>ender's game
literally the entire movie was training him to use that weapon
>>67826346
what movie is this?
>>67826346
what movie was this lmao
>>67815427
Name 6 flicks, 5 capekinos and 2,387 movies where this happens.
>>67826966
>>67826989i stand alone
>movie takes place in the 90s or later
>two characters are in a car, one's driving
>none are wearing seat belts
>driver looks at the passenger while talking for several seconds.
Wheelbarrow
>>67827698
what?
>i'll call today
>you'll call now
>>67828085
>character starts phone conversation without saying hello
>character ends phone conversation without saying goodbye
>Movie about historic battle in East Asia
>It Aint Me starts playing
