>be some random hobo
>pretend to be a man from the gods
>rail the queen
>go out into the village and smooch every other women around
>>67807978
I tried that!My committal hearing is next week
Does this mean everyone got cucked?
>>67807978
>>67808011
King Cucker
The Cuckening
>>67808030
the show should be renamed Cuckings amirite
Is that Eggs Keamy?
>>67808060
Everyone is getting cucked
>>67807978
>when christcucks don't realize that norse gods have human forms
>>67808086
he's just a norse rasputin
cuck
Biggest cuck on the show.
Girlfriend's son is Ragnar's.
Wife's son is Applestand's.
>>67808078
Literally rape. This show is problematic as f*ck.
>>67808060
do you think Lagertha would have fucked harbard?
>>67808212
that's why it's a deleted scene sadly
Eckbert is the most based and absolutely fucking hilarious depiction of a '10th Century English King' that has ever been presented
>>67808247
>do you think Lagertha would have fucked harbard?
of coursh
>>67808256
He is my favorite character overall
>>67808060
>>67808256
How can the norse even compete?
>>67808293
Wessexy and he knows it
>>67808279
kek can you imagine ragnar coming back from northumbria and finding lagertha pregnant?
>>67808314
>wessexy
>>67808314
brytenwalda get hype
>>67808256
Ecbert is my favorite character by a country mile. Absolutely Patrician as fuck. He makes me wish the entire show was centered on the Anglo-Saxons.
>>67808060
>>67808293
My man.
Would watch Ecbert spin-off show.
>King of WesSex
>>67808385
>>67808293
Too bad Cnut cucks his whole lineage and then Rollo's decedents cuck Cnut.
How did they shoot this scene with a kid?
>>67807978
the cuck divinity
>>67807978
>He doesn't know this happened all the time in mythology
>>67808004
did you have a true hobo beard? that's the most important part
>>67808501
Ehhh the current royal house of Britain is still descended from both Alfred and Rollo.
>>67808502
they got a manlet body double.
>>67808314
>Wessexy
tip top kek
>>67808502
Why couldn't they shoot it with a kid ?
>>67808671
there's a ton of restrecting laws when you're working with a kid actor
>>67808704
The kid isn't nude
>>67808671
Because 'murifat goverment bureaucrats think that a bit of nipple and some cooch hair is far worse than say cutting someone's head off.-
>>67808740
Sorry we actually keep our kids from getting gangraped by pakis.
>>67808782
>keeping your kids from seeing a gorgeous woman naked
>>67808782
niggers have bigger dicks than pakis though
>>67808704
>murrica land of free!
>>67808825
If your mum says so
>>67808782
You do realize that the US is far more "diverse" than anywhere in Europe right?
>>67808850
#REKT
>>67808850
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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>>67808837
desu every country has them
>>67808860
xD
>>67808860
Sshh anon you'll trigger him
>>67808860
>60% white
I'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT VIKINGS.
I really don't see where they're going with this season. If they want to do Ragnar dying to Aella they've got a lot of ground to cover.
Rollo and Floki being traitorous faggots is so uninteresting. I came to this series for broship and all i get is cucking and feathered hair. I'm not watching a series called fucking Vikings to watch Normans / Anglo-Saxons.
FUCK.
>>67808860
>60% white
>can still keep our kids from getting gang-banged by Pakis
Wew lad
>>67808950
>he actually doesn't like seeing snow niggers getting destroyed by civilized christians
???
>>67808985
Well they're not getting ganggbanged by pakis when they're getting gangraped by niggers are they
>>67808992
I'd watch a show like that and enjoy it. But i wouldn't enjoy a show that billed itself as such and then just showed churches getting burned and vikings reking everyone.
>>67809005
Show me 1,400 US white kids getting gang-banged by blacks and the authorities doing nothing because they fear it will be called racism if they do.
I'll wait.
>>67808060
SAXONED
Will they actually transition to Great Heathen Army / Bjorn as the main protag tearing through wessex / northumbria? Will Rollo lead the ""Normans"" to England?
What's their endgame.
>>67809107
obviously
>>67809047
America is always #1
>>67809107
>norman invasion two centuries early
>bjorn leading the great heathen army
Sure why not.
isn't fucking with every living breathing woman more of a Zeus thing?
afaik Odin wasn't know for his womanizing really
I laughed out loud when they even got floki to fuck aslaug for no reason other than show he is connected with the gods
>"okay how do we show the deep connection between old gods and the next seer? we can't just push that shit out of nowhere"
>"this memo says 'when in doubt show nudity and epoeple fucking'"
>"say no more senpai"
>>67809144
Well in terms of timelines and shit from the raiding of lindesfarne, successful raid on Paris, Rollo / Ragnar living at the same time, ect ect, they've taken a shitload of liberties with the timelines and way events play out so i don't think either of those things i've suggested are THAT out of place.
Ask me anything about Old Norse.
>>67808247
This """""viking""""" is clearly Slavic.
>>67809222
who cares she fit the blue eyes / blonde 10/10 girl they were aiming for
shieldmaidens also didn't exist and the vikings knew about england before 793
>>67809222
Fuck you and your Lagertha-bashing
>>67809268
Sheildmaidens did exist.
You didn't get all female armies and shieldwalls but they did fight alongside the men occasionally.
>>67809281
pointing out that she's Slavic isn't "bashing", you racist asshole. seriously, what's wrong with you?
>>67809319
Proofs?
>>67809326
you talk like a nigger
>>67809319
>he fell for the shieldmaidens existed meme
Ahmad ibn Fadlan laughed at the idea itself
that's just like your opinion man.
>>67809345
Siege of Dorostolon.
Battle of Bravellir.
Question: were crossbows so preeminent at the time?
I mean, the Franks in the last episode didn't even need to melee the Vikings. They just spammed them with crossbow bolts.
>>67809319
>they did fight alongside the men occasionally.
>Deadlift men - 5000 kilos
>Deadlift women - Didn't show up and went shopping
Do you seriously think women can fight? They stayed the fuck away from battles for a reason, you know.
>>67809345
How about you prove it that they didn't fight?
>>67809484
>They stayed the fuck away from battles for a reason, you know
Right; it is better for a society that a lot of the males die than that a lot of the females die.
>>67809484
>I'm literally retarded
Even from Scythian times, women were in combat. Sure they weren't front line shock troops most of the time, but they served as archers and skirmershers and in the Viking era they did line up in shield walls even if they weren't as combat effective pound for pound with men, they added depth and length which extended the enemy's lines allowing them to pluck at vulnerabilities
>>67809406
2,000 Rus' warriors (including some women)[citation needed] Rus, not Viking shieldmaidens, plus Citation needed.
The other seems heavier with the facts.
>>67809444
The crossbow didn't really get popular in Europe until the high middle ages.
It was used in the early middle ages though.
>>67809514
There are one in a million Serena Williams which has the composition of male and could fight equal to men, I can agree on that.
>>67809345
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1150/1150-h/1150-h.htm
Book eight.
>>67809576
>this is what fat americans believe
>>67809444
>franks
>they dont throw axes
ZING ZING ZING*x100
im tired of their crossbows
>>67809691
>gutenberg
Guten tag.
>>67809716
Ikr, next thing he's gonna tell us is that Valkyries were a part of nordic religion. What a dumbass lmao
>>67809787
>>67809444
No and the ones that were in use weren't very powerful. Not that it matter since show vikings can't be bothered to wear armor.
>>67808704
Not in ireland m8
>That fight at the tower
Holy fuck man, random rank-and-file soldier being a badass is my favorite trope ever
>>67809956
This shit annoys the fuck out of me. All these shows showing a simple bow and arrow would cut through chain mail and even plate like it's nothing.
They don't use the same mill of steel (thicker in the ye olde times) nor do they use replicas of human flesh and the leather armor their wore as well.
A good suit of chainmail cost as much as a current house. Soldiers weren't spending that much for something a peasant with a bow or crossbow could easily cut through.
>>67810025
don't know about ireland but it's a pain in the uk
>>67809107
4th season senpai.
This season will probably end with Ragnar's death
"""""""""""""""""""king""""""""""""""""""" ragnar
>>67809107
If Bjorn is to become the main protagonist then we should see him pillage Islamic Spain and Southern Italy, not England
>>67809444
Well I don't really know the exact time that the banned came about. However I do think that the ban was too use crossbows against christians, so chewing up a shield wall with them would be fine.
Also it's might be good to note that the crossbows seem WAY to easy to reload or they wouldn't have the power they have in the show.
>>67810279
They were banned in the late 1000s I believe.
>>67810061
Chain mail is pretty shit against arrows and bolts (and spears) though
That's what the leather padding is for (because they couldn't (wouldn't ?) make plate)
Who /lindybeige/ here?
Maximum comfy and not cripplingly autistic like all other history youtubers. Scholar Gladitoria is fine too.
>>67810061
Chainmail wasn't very effective vs most pointy missile weapons or even blunt ones if they didn't wear the propper padding underneath. But it's increadibly effective in a melee.
A proper war arrow was designed to pierce that shit. Although the bows we see in the show would be pretty useless in that respect.
This show has really shity props/armor when it comes to historical accuracy/practicality. It's basicly fantasy at this point, so i wouldn't get to worked up about it.
>>67810149
This season is 20 episodes, Ragnar will die in the first half. >>67810260
Also the next season is already greenlit so I guess Great Heathen Army will be Great Filler Army until the last 2 episodes.
>>67810374
I am, always enjoy seeing one of his videos in my sub feed.
You should check out Knyght Errant.
https://www.youtube.com/user/neosonic66
Why is this show so shit when it focuses on things outside of Britain and France?
>>67810149
Also we are in the 4th season faggot.
I feel myself rooting for Rollo and his hot Frankish babe. Ragnar's just been a failed drug addict the entire season, the other king and his brother are a bunch of religious retards like Floki, and Bjorn looks like he has a literal stick up his arse every scene he's been in so far.
>>67808190
>wife is banging his dad
>get sent away to raise your wife's son in Rome
I thought he was cool for a bit but man just let him kill himself already.
>>67810507
it's 20 episodes long
>>67810525
swollo
>>67810525
I've been rooting for Rollo since season 1.
>>67809444
First mentioned around the 1060s when the Franks used it against the Byzantines I believe. Back then it was still mostly wood and not THAT strong.
>>67810307
Fourth Lateran council IIRC and they were ¨¨¨"banned¨¨¨¨¨ in the same sentence as bow and arrow. Ergo the council really wanted people to stop using ranged weaponry.
>>67810485
see>>67810525
Ragnar is just pathetic now, drug addict and double cuck. And Bjorn isnt stepping up to the plate to lead yet so the actual vikings on Vikings are shit atm.
Rooting for Rollo all the way.
Also looking forward to Ecbert teaming up with that W guy, that seems interesting.
>>67809787
>>67809821
>>67809849
>>67809886
oh sweet lord
have some Roastieo Dawson for your efforts.
>>67810609
Where are her hips?
>>67810525
3 seasons of being a whiny, traitorous faggot has just soured me on him 2bh.
>>67810539
>filename not "cavani"
>>67810692
I don't
>>67810692
I like attractive women.
>>67810660
To be fair, he was kinda right to side with Jarl Borg. Ragnar siding with King Horik only led to Horik betraying Ragnar anyways.
Was pretty fucked thou when he impaled one of Ragnars buddies on a spear in that one battle.
Question: if I were a trader (a Christian) and I pulled up in my ship to dock at one of the Viking settlements trying to trade, would they just kill me or actually be reasonable?
>>67810793
They'd be reasonable.
Vikings were traders as much as they were raiders.
>>67810840
>people go outside wearing this
I mean I'm fine with it
But I still don't understand it
>>67810793
You know not everyone in scandinavia was vikings during that time.
So yeah, they would probably hear you out first.
>>67810793
If you wore a giant cross and thanked Jesus all the time yea. But if you kept it on the DL, you'd probably be fine.
>>67810793
I know there were Viking traders from Ireland to the Med and were left alone and respected by the locals. I don't know about foreigners setting up shop in Scandinavia though.
>>67810760
Nah, hes been a jealous dickhole despite multiple instances of Ragnar forgiving his jealous dickholery and saving his life.
>>67810869
Its like pretty women like to be gawked at by men or something.
>>67809524
To get pillaged and raped by the victor.
>>67810893
Borg was the one that got Blood Eagle'd right?
What was the fat king that had his whole family (except his son" killed? I don't understand why Ragnar spared his oldest son but killed all his young daughters...
>>67810929
Only pretty men though, the rest are creeps
>>67810793
you should check this video out if you are confused about how viking society worked back in the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHLFFy6CWs
>>67810692
>>67810720
>>67810840
>all of this dudes posts get deleted, but my Roastio dawson picture stays up
>>67810949
It was his last request.
>>67810978
Why did he get a last request and not Borg?
What if his last request was not to kill him?
>>67810959
Based beige.
>>67810893
Ragnar would of died back in season 1 if Rollo (and Lagatha too) didnt lie for him in front of the whole village and the old Earl. So fuck off.
>>67810891
Noone wanted to live in scandinavia at that time. Scandinavia was a difficult place to live in. Wich is why people from scandinavia would look to settle, trade and raid places with more resources.
>>67811010
>What if his last request was not to kill him?
Granting last requests would be pretty pointless if that were allowed.
>>67811021
1 instance of not being an retarded asshat does not do all of the other instances of being a retarded asshat. Indeed Rollo was based back then, now hes a whiny traitorous faggot.
>>67810967
Jani's a cuck
>>67811051
And Ragnar is a drug addicted cuck with no friends left, seems like Rollo made the right choice to bail when he did.
>>67811051
>Indeed Rollo was based back then, now hes a whiny traitorous faggot.
His leadership literally allowed no more than several dozen Frankish fuccbois to utterly crush an entire viking invasion and send them with their tails running.
The guy's a bloody military genius.
>>67811133
too be fair the vikings had no idea crossbowbolts could melt through round-shields.
>>67810959
Thanks, m8. This guy seems awesome. I've completely forgotten about him, thanks for reminding me. He's so much more useful than many History channel and other shows.
>>67811133
I'm willing to chalk that up to bad writing and the change from 10 episodes to 20 meaning more needless drama.
I seriously don't get this rollo dickriding. Even outside of what hes done already, what's the endgame for him and the show? Do you guys just want to see him tool around french courts farming and maintaining land? Hes a million times less interesting than even a season ago when he was a badass first over the wall, climbing over a crushing machine viking.
>>67809222
How do you feel about Harald being introduced a generation too early?
Also tfw
>hvats betra í heimi an en fǫgru víf? berk af þingi þungan harm, es skalk aldrigi finna svanna minn.
>>67811289
>How do you feel about Harald being introduced a generation too early?
I don't actually watch this show.
>hvats betra í heimi an en fǫgru víf? berk af þingi þungan harm, es skalk aldrigi finna svanna minn.
see pic
>>67809107
Probably. It's building up the Great Heathen Army. I don't know if/how they will do the Normans seeings how Rollo killed them and is now French (which was kind of weak, it would have been better if he seduced the princess to the Vikings)
Frankly I want to see some Vikings go to Constantinople and join the Varangian Guard. Taking part in literal and figurative Byzantine court intrigue.
>>67809144
the time lines are already fucked up the Viking raids on Lindisfarne and Rollo becoming the duke of Normandy are 100 years apart. Ragnar and Rollo were like three generations apart.
>>67811289
>>67811321
What does it mean guys, I want to feel as well
![tumblr_nnd3n1em3s1spd9qso1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YPy9XRY.png "tumblr_nnd3n1em3s1spd9qso1_1280[1].png")
>>67811360
>Frankly
>>67809124
Opening your legs on a bus next to a woman is rape in America.
>>67810959
Thanks. I fucking signed up for YouTube Red just so this guy can make some dosh and keep making videos.
>>67811382
>hvat's betra í heimi an en fǫgru víf?
What's better in the world than the fair maidens?
(linguistic note: the word "víf" is the same as "wife"; in ON this is a poetic variant of "woman". it is a grammatically neuter word; meaning the singular and plural forms are identical, in the nominative case. we know it is meant as plural from the adjective form "fǫgru" rather than "fagra".)
>berk af þingi þungan harm, þann es skalk aldrigi finna svanna minn.
I carry from the Thing a heavy worry; that I shall never find my girl.
(we see here another poetic word for woman/girl: "svanni", accusative case "svanna". this word is grammatically masculine.)
I was near filming in Ireland and the show has gone to shit, there are Nigerian/Black extras playing vikings in later episodes, because the blacks here in Ireland were crying racism when earlier seasons were filming because they were only hiring White Irish people are Viking extras.
>>67810485
Because Ragnar is popular, so they're dragging his death out. There's literally nothing for them to do right now other than develop Rollo and Ecbert, but the show is called Vikings so they need to show them doing literally nothing until hey finally cave and let bjorn take over.
>>67811638
fuck
>>67811677
>>67811746
here's another one; a rare example of a surviving poem written by a female skald.
eigi má ek á ægi
ógrátandi líta
siz es málvínir mínir
fyr marbakka sukku.
leiðr es mér sjóvar sorti
ok súgandi bára;
heldr gjǫrði mér harða
harma unnr í barmi.
(I cannot see the ocean
without tears anymore,
ever since my friends
sank into the depths.
I despise the black of sea,
and the sucking tides,
a wave caused me a rather
hard sorrow in the chest.)
>>67810534
I like him.
He is the only one on the show with honor.
>>67808333
>giving up katheryn Winnick for ugly squarefaced bitch
That ruined my immersion.
>>67811878
He's a pussy cuck who couldn't even kill that unnamed guard with the key.
>>67811905
This, I couldn't understand
>>67811051
Let's say you genuinely believe in something with all your heart. A prophet of that belief system tells you that you are destined for greatness. And then you, a lowly foot soldier, who has had constant misfortune at the hands of your Viking brothers, is offered to become royalty and to command not a bunch of ragtag barbaric warriors, but an actual army. You are given the hand of an emperors daughter in marriage, get to live in a castle rather than a hut. Where you might see betrayal, he saw his destiny that the seer spoke of, and would have been a fool to ignore it.
>>67809124
>sweden
lmao
>NOTHING IS WRONG
>NOTHING IS WRONG
>IMMIGRANTS DON'T CREATE CRIME
Any naked Lagertha or Judith scenes this season?
Aella going to get blood eagled next season, can't wait
>>67812010
nope
>>67810539
20 episodes but the second set of 10 will be after a """"""break""""""
>>67811905
He didn't "give her up", he tried to have both and she dumped him.
Fucking normie
>>67811944
>Giving up close to barren uterus for a babymachine
Having your bloodline thrive was all the rage back in those days
>>67811938
The only reason he's not going on killing sprees seems to be his faith in god
>>67811947
2bh when i call him traitorous i'm more referring to the Borg / Horik incident. But still. Hes a fag and my point here >>67811266 seems relevant.
What do you want him to do / what has he done.
From a viewer of a TV shows perspective this whole arc with Rollo is completely uninteresting, and i can't see anything interesting coming of this other than 4chan shitposting about LE KEKENING SNOW NIGGERS every other week while he just turns normandy into farmland oooh so interesting BASED ROLLO XDD.
Don't watch a show called vikings to watch the Normans / Englishmen.
>>67812145
Didn't she give him like 4 snownigglets
>>67812145
Shit, I bet Lagatha would be a baby machine too if she let any bum walk in outta the forest and fuck her.
>>67812195
as opposed to none?
4 is plenty
>>67812225
I mean Lagertha gave him 4 snownigglets (one of which died which triggered Ragnar for some reason IIRC)
>>67812214
but lagatha is muh honorable shieldmaiden!
>franks
>no paladins
wtf happened
>>67812252
Lagatha had 2 kids if I remember right, Bjorn and that girl who died from the plague.
>>67808060
Why does sex always look better in movies
>>67812307
her name is gyda you pleb
>>67812191
snownigger detected
>>67812252
bjorn, the girl that got sick and then she had a miscarriage right?
>>67812273
They got fucked up by pikespam.
>>67809124
>sheer number statistics instead of per capita
>US has around 10X population of large Euro countries so they have more cases
What a meme, Ahmed
>>67812191
Considering the liberties they've taken with history, and that its popularity hinges on people wanting badass exciting moments, they'll make up shit for him to do.
>>67812252
Lagertha gave him 2 kids, one of which was a daughter who died, and then she was told she would never have another child. Ragnar is obsessed with fame and legacy, he needed more sons. Ditching Lagertha for Aslaug was easy because Aslaug is a fertile baby factory.
mark my words
next episode they'll carry their boats on their backs to bypass the two forts, and in ep9 they'll have an actual naval battle against the franks near paris
mark my words
Vikings was pretty good in season 1 and ok in season 2 as well.
Now it's more occasional "stronk womyn" and people fucking. And boring as shit.
>>67812385
You asked for at least 1400, I gave you 90000 (per year)
>>67808502
Did they fuck?
>>67812437
>ditching lagertha was easy
You're not watching the same show. In literally every scene with them together since she left, he has been pining for her. He thought sons would fill that void until he realized how much of a cunt Aslaug is and that she barely lets him be a father to them.
>>67812452
Larg and Rag need to die their stories are stale. Especially Larg, she's the worst part of the show.
Fags just like her because they've never seen a woman before, but her stories suck.
>>67810609
was this a scene from Daredevil
>>67812399
Well so far hes been entirely boring and they've had to make up some retarded plot conveniences to justify his stupidity.
I mean, i haven't gauged many peoples opinions on here, but that whole 2 forts and 20 good men is the most retarded shit i've ever seen and to anyone who isn't a retarded screenwriter the vikings should have fucking trounced that shit.
>>67812512
yeah she made him a man
>>67807978
How good are his eggs?
>>67812565
The defeat was more to show how naive Ragnar is being and how his mind just isn't in it. His entire strategy was boat up the middle and site act archers with shield maidens who got stuck in a marsh. Rollo's strategy may not have been amazing, but Ragnars was awful. Once one boat was down they literally could not do a single thing.
>>67812744
well meme'd!
>>67812440
he's right
>>67812751
>site act
Distract*
>>67812751
I chalk that up to shitty writing, necessitated by a jump from 10 episodes to 20 more than anything. But it's not like they're going to start having the Normans as the protagonists or Rollo as a central figure.
I'm going to give it like 2 more episodes before i drop the whole show. If what you're saying is what they were actually going for, and what we've seen are their active decisions to portray those points, they've done a really shitty job of it.
>>67807978
>snowniggers in a nutshell
meanwhile, based Rollo is...based
>tfw no lagertha gf
>>67812884
I don't disagree, I've been pretty disappointed by this season. It's trying to keep us rooting for the Vikings when they're really starting to be shown how incompetent Ragnar is becoming. It's practically begging us to think Lagertha is so stronk when she's the most deceitful fucking person on a show and only gained position by pretending her snatch wasn't used up already by Ragnar.
>>67808502
what ?
>>67813560
what don't you understand frenchie
>>67813431
What has Ragnar fucking up got to do with Lagertha? The shieldmaidens she was leading in France got fucked up as bad as Ragnar's fleet.
>>67813431
but lagatha promised to kill husbando, how can she be lyieng?! xdxd
>Make show about the bad guys (All they do is raid)
>People can't understand why the Saxons and Franks are more interesting
SAXONED
what's going through her mind?
>>67813932
blacked when
>>67807978
is that kevin durand?
>>67814073
Can you imagine what a black thug would do to that ass?
>>67814164
what do you think?
>>67813725
It was his plan.
is harbart even good looking? i don't see how he's getting all these bitches to cuck their husbands
>>67814564
He convinced the queen he was special because he told her what she wanted to hear about her crippled kid. Then the queen introduced him to the village as someone special.
i was hoping one of those old dudes would call him out
>>67810525
i was rooting for Rollo too hes the only good character left. Ragnar is a broken man now body, mind and soul. hes just suffering each and every episode. his actor portrayed that so well tho.
>>67814652
but he looks like a hobo, have you seen that beard?
>>67814699
wat about BjOrN?!
>>67814747
everybody looks like a hobo, except Bjorn
>>67814786
Think Lagertha would try a black cock?
>>67814747
Most of the vikings look like hobos. Ironically, this is highly inaccurate since vikings took pretty good care of themselves. In fact, English sources mention how women often preferred vikings since they actually bothered not to smell like shit.
Would Helga have fucked Harbart if she didn't go to paris?
>>67814903
No she's pure
>>67814903
>>67814903
damn i think floki would have told her to do it
ULTIMATE KEK
>>67814827
Yeah, Bjorn just looks like that kid in middle school whose father never introduced him to a razor.
>>67815125
I think they would be skeptical of some dude showing up and saying he was god since they are so devout
>>67815193
in s3 floki spoke pretty highly of him
>>67809222
What are some distinctive traits of Slavs? I am not attacking I just want to know. Is it the nose and the roundish face?
>>67813823
I like it when Vikings actually raid and do things. The problem is that there's not enough of it.
Britain has some neat internal politicis, France was fantastic all last season and neat now with Rollo, Norway's internal happenings are boring as shit.
>>67810609
They should add this PoC to vikings to ensure equality in the current year. Im glad they added the Chinese PoC, historians will look back on this period of time and praise History Channel for the social justice.
Would Þórunn have fucked Harbart?
>>67814847
I'm certain she already has. She has the perfect amount of fat to be irresistible to black men.
And if there's one thing about negroes, it's that they are persistent in their sexual forthcomings therefore she would eventually give in to their declarations of "muh dick" and become addicted to the scent and aroma of BBC.
>>67816428
naah, she was one of dem shieldmaidens. She would be out raiding with the men
Can anyone explain the floki sex scene? Why was he relevant to it?
>>67816438
where would lagertha find a nigger tho
>>67816457
when she was training then, or after she got scarred
>>67816532
he's the seer
the seer sees gods
Remember when rollo forced himself upon that grill in S1?
His character was meant to be hated. (Bravo Vince)
But now I'm rooting for him and he seems all honorable and shit, did he break good, or something.
>>67816532
After being saved by Ragnar Floki was faced with the ultimate test tell him that his wife is getting railed by Odin or kill the Friendship and become Loki.
>>67816533
>implying Harbard fuckks ratchet or underaged bitches
Do you even belive in the gods?!?
>>67816681
King KEKER
he wouldn't pass on some good ass
>>67816638
rollo has a wierd arc
>>67816660
t.b.h floki doesn't owe ragnar shit. ragnar/bjorn caused his daughters death.
flokis wife had to help keep water off his head and do all outdoors work while their kid was dying. maybe a rune or two crafted by floki couldve saved her
>>67816756
she caught a chill, nothing would have saved her
>>67816756
How would floki prevent his daughter getting sick?
Is he one of dem shamans?
Ragnar didn't want that shitt to happen to floki, he's been incredibly lenient with him
>>67816756
>flokis wife had to help keep water off his head
Loved that allusion towards Lokis lore desu.
Floki playing Dr. Pavel and pretending Ragnar wasn't his friend then getting saved by him must put him in a shitty spot 655
>>67808502
what the fug? i dont remember this scene. im guessing it didnt air in america on the USA NETWORK USA USA USA
>>67816749
was talking about bjorns bitch.
lagatha is pretty much confirmed
>>67816859
>he doesn't have an HBO nordic account
Is the chinks sole purpose to give ragnar opium and make him a drug addict - as a plot device?
So stupid. Shes so ugly as well, ragnars worst lay yet.
>>67816859
>he didn't see the lagertha aslaug ragnar
AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE
>>67816872
think lag would really cuck ragnar?
>>67816892
yea, i really don't understand why she would be there.
But hey, maybe the chinease king comes and fights for the vikings while taking paris to kill rollo xxdxd
When will Bjorn the Bear slayer become king?
Ragnar is finished
>>67811965
Well, they count every rape as like 10 rape cases which makes the data look shitty as fuck.
>>67816892
>>67816975
I thought she would be the gateway to China/The Orient. I don't know and I don't think Vikings ever travelled that far though, but still would be interesting.
Apparently not.
Rollo looked fucking beast during the siege and he didn't even have to do shit
