>STOP INVINCIBLE SON
>P.S. DON'T FORGET TO VISIT ME AT THE HIMALAYAS
>>67804324
was this another dream sequence?
fucking hell how many does one movie need
>>67804324
>I DROWNED SOME HORSES SO DON'T BE A HERO
>>67804336
Fuck off faggot I dont have the time of the effort to listen to your half ass bait bullshit just keep ur shithouse opinions to yourself for once you deaf dumb fucking autist piece of shit FUCK
>>67804336
To be fair, this was more like a hallucination.
>>67804324
>YOU SEE THIS PILE OF RUBBLE SON? BURY 1000S OF INNOCENTS BENEATH IT. THEY ARE MERE ANTS COMPARED TO YOU AND DESERVE DEATH
>Superman says he's only Superman because of his father's ghost
>his father literally died so that Clark wouldn't become Superman
Apart from that, this scene was really stupid.
>I GOT A MOTTO FOR YOU TO LIVE BY SON. SNAP NECKS AND CASH CHECKS. DEATH TO HUMANITY
>>67804365
>batnado
>desert batman
>'lois is the key to all of this'
>ghost dad able to give supes advice
They are a bad storytelling technique that BvS abused for trailer bait and otherwise lack of not knowing what else to do
>>67804324
How the fuck did he get NEW advice from his dad when he died years ago
This could have been easily removed and replaced with similar advice from Ma Kent and the film would make 10 times more sense.
>>67804324
>ghost dad doesn't make a quip
DROPPPPPEEEDDDDD
>>67804324
>YO INVINCIBLE SON, DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOT SAVING ME. SEE THIS SHIT? I MADE IT! I ALSO MURDERED SOME HORSES BACK IN THE DAY. WE HAD FOOD FOR MONTHS.
>>67804336
No the tornado blew him into the himalayas
>>67804324
STOP RIGHT THERE INVINCIBLE SON LET ME AND THE CHILDREN DIE!
>HEY SON, MY ADVICE DIDNT MAKE YOU A SOCIOPATH YET HUH? WELL ONE TIME I MURDERED ALL OUR HORSES AND ATE THEIR FLESH. SHIT TASTED GOOD AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
>>67804324
>let me give you some inside information
>it's the goof of all time
>>67804411
>>67804324
>SEE THIS RUBBLE,SON? I MADE IT FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN LOOK BUSY WHILE WE SPEAK, BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND NOW, CAN I? YOU KNOW WHAT GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE..GO TO YOUR ROOM OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE
>>67804411
>SNAP NECKS AND CASH CHECKS
>>67804324
Beautiful scene that allows us to understand Superman's frame of mind and guilt for the deaths he thinks his actions are responsible for.
>SAVE A FEW LIVES HUH? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED CLARK. DONT EAT, NOT EVEN WHEN YOURE HUNGRY RAY
>>67804497
I am going to consider this to be canon from now on.
>YO WHAT THE FUCK SON? I HEARD YOU SAVED THE PLANET? I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>67804753
>That cross over meme
Noice
>>67804452
You realize this was probably a story Pa Kent had told Clark when he was alive, right?
AYO HOL UP, SONNY...YOU FINNA TELL ME YOU A SUPAMAYN OR SOME SHIT?
>>67804324
>GHOST DAD IS NOT IMPRESSED BY SHITTY QUALITY PHOTO TAKEN OF A SCREENER SCREEN
>>67804497
Hella cannon.
>>67804497
>>67804365
>>67804497
That's it, that's the explanation now, and no one can convince me otherwise.
>>67804497
I choose to believe this is what happened
>>67804324
>HEY CLARK, DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE TIME I DROWNED SOME HORSES AND GOT A CAKE TO CELEBRATE? THEY WERE GOOD FRIENDS.
>>67804452
Superman did get advice from Martha. He got plenty of good advice throughout the movie from different people.
>Martha: Clark, you don't owe anyone anything. Fuck these people.
>Lois: Clark, you don't have to fight Doomsday. Fuck everyone else, let's just fly away together.
>>67804497
kek
>>67804497
BRAVO ZACK
I'M A BELIEVER NOW
>>67805092
Well that's because they care so much about Supes. Family bonds and romance and all that. Sets up his sacrifice because it shows he has the option to run away. Worked for me.
>>67805088
He was the best Tornado pilot in Kansas. And he was a cunning horse murderer. I understand you've become quite the murderer yourself.
>>67804497
>LOOK SON..THAT TORNADO THREW ME ALL THE WAY UP HERE AND I DECIDED TO STAY.. MARTHA REALLY GOT ON MY NERVES. I RATHER BE UP HERE BUILDING MUH RUBBLES, YOU KNOW?
>>67805092
Nigga Martha and Lois are alive, Pa Kent isn't
>>67805169
>I've summoned you here because I heard about that city you destroyed and man you killed.
>I was troubled when I heard there was only 700 thousand deaths, we should have atleast cracked a million
>>67805168
and he was a good friend
>>67805273
>I ALSO DEMAND MORE RUBBLES! COULD YOU GET ME ANY OF THAT SWEET BUILDING RUBBLE?
>>67805168
>Tornado
>Kansas
He should have been transported to Oz. What went wrong?
>MASTAH KAL-EL THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM PLESE DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO SAVE US JUST BREAK OUR NECKS BEFORE THEY GET US
Superman was feeling guilt about all the people he couldn't save or that were killed as consequences of his actions and in his guilt day-dreamed of his father, another death that he blames himself for because he didn't had the gut back then to act, and so in his day-dream his pa told a story about how one of his well-meant action also caused unwanted and unforeseen deaths, and that you simple can't control these type of things.
Basically Supes was wrecked with guilt and day-dreamed something with pa where he said no to worry too much. It was touching scene.
>>67805168
Fucking lost it.
>>67804497
Joke aside, is that actually possible ?
>>67805542
lol..
>>67805564
There is sand from the Sahara in the Americas. Wind is powerful, man
>>67805648
I mean, I guess it could work.
>>67804497
>>67805648
yes because people are sand
ITT: Peasant fools who can't appreciate true works of art like Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice.
>>67806112
>MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67806112
>DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>67806061
Yes because tornadoes are sandstorm
>>67804497
>>67806061
They're coarse, irritating, and get everywhere
>>67806061
But it worked in that Goofy western episode.
>>67806326
>get everywhere
like in the himalayas
>>67806326
>>67806367
pottery
>>67804497
brill
>>67804336
>was this another dream sequence?
The brain capacity of an average marvelcuck, everybody.
>>67805191
its not actually Pa Kent
its just a visualisation of the internal conversation Clark is having with his subconscious
>>67805542
>>67805564
Well you see in the Man of Steel universe Smallville and the Himalayas are actually neighbours.
>>67805427
>>67806326
haha holy shit.
Shit like this makes me believe for a brief second /tv/ still has its moments
>>67805542
No you fuck idiot you would die if a tornado sucked you up.
>>67806528
It WAS though
>>67804497
>>67806826
Another one. The point here's that it was a obviously a dream. The couldn't have made it more obvious. Only a vegetable-like brain of a marvelcuck can't understand this.
>>67806826
It wasn't a dream, it was a memory/hallucination.
>>67806976
Hallucinations are a type of dream
>>67806326
>I hate tornadoes. They're coarse, irritating and get dads everywhere.
>>67804324
>THAT WAS A BIG TORNADO
>>67804497
STOP INVENCIBLE MOUNTAIN
>>67806976
>>67806950
>>67807081
I get the vibe that kryptonians are more connected to their forefathers than humans. Like their AI's can simulate your parents etc.
>>67806804
Would you die if you were a GHOST DAD?
>>67807081
Dreams are a kind of memories.
>>67807861
But that was his human father
>>67807705
And that is why Supes doesn't use superbreath in Snyders movies. Bravo Snyder!
YOU KEKS DONT UNDERSTAND SUPERMAN HE TALKS TO HIS DAD ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN HES DEAD EVEN IN MUH COMICS FUCK I HATE YOU ALL KILL ME
>>67806326
>>67806367
>>67804336
I think that was literally his ghost on some mountain. Because a hallucination or a dream couldn't tell you a story you don't know.
REMEMBER CLARK, CULL THE WEAK. THE STRONG WILL SAVE THEMSELVES
>>67808721
>Because a hallucination or a dream couldn't tell you a story you don't know.
The flash shouldn't be able to contact bruce through a dream either
BvS is full of shit like that which has no logic put into it
How did Lois know to bring out the kryptonite spear after she threw it into the water?
>>67804497
That's fucking perfect.
>>67804497
This is the only actual funny m,eme ever birthed on /tv/
>>67804336
It's more of a hallucination. Scene was supposed to show that Supes didn't know what to do and still needed his dad to get his thoughts together.
On another note, >>67804497 fucking kek
>>67804497
we should bomb the creators with this question everywhere desu
>>67804324
I LET THOSE HORSES DROWN, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE SAME WITH THE SCHOOL BUS?
>>67810060
Is that a meme now?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2UkV2GT.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>67804411
