There's really no stopping this fucking guy, is there?
Nasty little scumbag. Bet his mom, wife and daughter are proud of him when they read shit like this.
>>67803257
Bitch thought he'd be the new Tarantino at that time. Little did she know, lel
He forgot to stretch his face out so we cant see the bags under his eyes
>>67803173
Paul McCartney is his mom? Cool.
>cries at a capeshit TV show made for manchildren
>takes dumbass selfies with his sick mom
https://youtu.be/t_lGaBPbJLM?t=159
>>67803438
He's semi putting it on. Guess he must have snapped the photo too early.
Your mother is a sedentary cunt if that happened at 70
>>67803173
I bet his mum outlives his fat ass.
>>67803485
I dont think its working at all anymore
Daily reminder that he LITERALLY TOOK A FUCKING SELFIE WITH HIS DYING MOTHER FOR LIKES AND FOLLOWS
>>67803484
He actually fucking cried, wow
Kevin Smith is clearly nuts. He only wears hockey jerseys these days.
There were years where he would only wear orange/blue jerseys because it was his lucky color combination
Do you think his daughter is proud of his social media whore 50 year old dad that was past his prime 20 years ago?
>>67803173
>#KevinSmith
>Hey, Time? Come at me bro!
>while doing the face stretching shit in every photo he takes
top kek
>>67803542
>hold up ma, don't slip into that coma just yet
>*takes out iphone*
>>67803257
Why'd he think it'd be a good idea to post this?
Why is he such an unaware idiot?
>>67803257
>these two have no clue about @tuskthemovie or @yogahosers
lucky them
This man is 45 years old and he dresses like a teenager from two decades ago. The only thing I know about New Jersey is that Kevin Smith's from there and I'm starting to think it's the pleb capital of the world
>>67803637
>https://youtu.be/t_lGaBPbJLM?t=15
I really don't understand this. Why would he think sharing a video of him crying is something anyone wants to see? It's not even personal to him, it's a fucking tv show he has nothing to do with. If anything, it makes me want to avoid any type of Kevin Smith related media, and I listen to several of his podcasts.
I just don't get it.
>>67803173
Mom's gonna etc
>>67803173
Did his not unilaterally hating BvS trigger your autism? Why is it not enough for Mouseketeers to dislike something, they have to make sure everyone else hates it too? You'll be getting another heaping helping of ol' Feige's feces in May and November, whether Smith liked BvS or not.
>>67806057
that crying probably got him the chance to direct an episode of the flash
>>67806251
It's not about that. It's about the fact that he loves DC but never fucking has dick to say abbout Marvel, even though they make consistently better movies
>>67806254
>you will never kiss Grant Gustin
I seriously think he has some kind of mental disability but I have no idea which one
>>67806299
He talks about Marvel all the time. He can't fucking shut up about Marvel. It's annoying as sin, actually. He went on for 45 minutes about Black Panther running in the Civil War trailer. He went on for two hours about "Underoos." Fatman on Batman is literally, more often than not, him and Bernardin gushing over whatever tepid turd falls out of the MCU media machine.
>>67806369
Yeah, but it's called Fat man on Batman. Why not make it like Agents of F.A.T. or Chubby dude on Thor?
>>67806422
Or middle aged dudes in Underoos
>>67806422
it was what his batman centered podcast was called when he was only really talking about batman shit.
>>67803484
Why does he talk like that? He's so fucking annoying.