How does he know when to stop wiping?
Maybe he smells less shit
He can feel the shit on his skin anon.
well he is really fit so swamp ass isn't probably a problem.
Also he probably eats a lot of fiber since he was trained by the vaguely eastern school of thought.
Combine these two things and he probably doesn't even NEED to wipe.
maybe he takes a shower after
probably has a dog lick his ass
When you clean yourself regularly, you can tell when your ass is clean.
/tv/ asking the real questions here
He uses 600 grit tp
>>67799322
>maybe
In all seriousness, who doesn't take a shower every time?
>not being part of the bidet master race
>>67799240
He can touch it, you just wash your hands after
>>67799322
That's what I do. Fucking detachable shower head and I just blast my asshole after every shit. Clean as a motherfucking whistle.
He makes sure the 1st, 3rd and 5th wipes have some sorbolene cream on the toilet paper, and he never has to go past 6 wipes.
EVER.
>>67799328
This.
Fucking Christ do you people have to LOOK to tell when your ass is clean? Are you all that fucking filthy?
>>67799371
That's excessive. All you need is some wet wipes.
>>67799353
That's how Luke Cage wipes.
>>67799371
I shit before every shower, but sometimes I shit more than once a day, so I don't necessarily shower after every shit.
Memes aside, blind people have to sniff the paper till it seems OK.
>>67799371
> americunts cant into bidet
what's living in a basically 3rd world country feels like?
>>67799414
Some of us don't shave our anus, Liberace
>>67799296
>well he is really fit so swamp ass isn't probably a problem.
youve never worked out have you
>>67799414
It's so hairy down there I don't know what's what tbbqh senpai
>>67799453
>sprays from the back to the front
Wouldn't this device cover your balls in shitwater?
>>67799414
You can have a good idea, but it's not enough to know you've left no trace.
>>67799457
>wanting your girlfriend to get your asshole hairs in her mouth while she tosses your salad.
Have you learned nothing? are you honestly still a virgin?
>It's a shitting etiquette episode
>>67799322
>>67799371
>>67799436
sorry, but i actually eat vegetables and shit 4-5 times a day
>>67799547
>getting your salad tossed
bit gay desu
>>67799587
>4-5 times a day
literally what
why is he named "stick"?
>>67799587
i shit once a week tbqh
>>67799513
You put your ass under the faucet and it sprays down, not forward.
Then you turn around and you wash your pee pee
>>67799240
lol you're a dumb-dumb. if you eat right you don't have to wipe. enjoy your vile fucking bowels you degenerate shit stain mcdickcuck
>>67799597
it feel fantastic m8. Continue living like a prude then.
>>67799547
>wanting your girlfriend to lick your arse regularly enough that it needs the weeds whacked
Mate, quit lying to yourselves and dump her for a nice guy already.
It's simple. He wipes 3 times, then he sticks his finger up his butt and smells it. If it smells like shit, he needs to wipe more. If it smells like ass, he's done wiping.
>>67799612
cause he has a stick
>>67799513
Any idiot can see that, jeez
You're supposed to squat down on it with your cheeks on the rim there and lift your sack up while it sprays you
Hold yourself up with your other hand at about a 135 degree angle
>>67799587
You should go see a doctor, pronto.
>>67799654
she started it, I was always squeamish about ass play before her. I'm honestly getting more pleasure trying weird shit like that.
He licks the toilet paper to make sure nothing is there. Jesus christ it's not fucking rocket science
>>67799484
I get bad swamp ass when I DON'T work out. It's what I'm going off here.
>>67799656
You are why food borne illness is still a thing.
>>67799661
But Matt also uses a stick. And he's "Daredevil"
>>67799759
but stick had a stick before matt.
>>67799759
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE STICK
>>67799759
does dare-devil refer to the fact that he uses a mask and no one knows who he is or does it mean that he takes risks?
>>67799371
wtf dude, jsut use wet wipes
>>67799716
Kinkiness and novelty go a long way further than physical pleasure. Sex is all in your head.
That said, shaving your arsecrack specifically so that your girlfriend can put things up it must be a pretty low ebb for your sense of masculinity.
"Hey, Foggy, did I get it?"
>>67799612
Everyone in the Chaste has cute little one word nick names
The guy Stick reports to in that season 1 episode? He's called Stone.
>>67799371
I shit in the cinema showers
>>67800000
Quints of chaos
>>67800000
>that get tho
>>67799612
Cause he gives cute little lolis the stick.
>>67799864
I think worrying too much about your own masculinity isn't masculine anon. You're supposed to be confident m8.
>>67799240
Maybe he uses a bidet, OP. Ever tried those?
Heightened sense of taste
I really dont understand this meme, you're telling me most of you can't tell if your ass is clean without looking at the paper?
Bullshit
>>67800151
I don't worry about my own masculinity, buddy; in this case, I'm worried about yours. If a girl wants to tonguepunch my fartbox, that's fine, but I'm not gonna clear the jungle just for her sake.
I don't even expect the favour in return, I actually like a bit of bush, but it seems that it's just not trendy these days.
>>67799240
he rolls a d6
>>67799887
>yfw next season they team up against the evil warlord Maibones and break him
Also what the fuck it's not "The Chased"?
>>67800000
>using toilet paper
Fucking plebs, I clean my hole with my finger and I get the job done.
>>67800477
>not just lifting the seat a little and scraping your shit off across the rim in a circular motion
plebian/10
>>67800372
Well obviously you can tell if there's still a heap of shit on your anus, but after you get the bulk, you really have to wipe until you can't see anything anymore. I guess maybe if you get fucked in the ass a lot, your anus is mega-sensitive and you can feel minute shit particles, but most guys aren't gay.
can someone explain does matt need the blind stick and everything or is it all for show?
the fact that he can fight like that shows he knows exactly where he's going but he uses the stick and does the whole blind routine even when he's alone like in his apartment so what gives?
>>67799603
That's normal isn't it?
>>67799240
>yfw you realize other people look at the toilet paper to see if their clean
>>67800705
The show is just straight-up inconsistent about this honestly. It's obviously just for show but then it's like the actor forgets he's alone and continues pretending like he's blind. Nothing justifies it.
>>67800739
fuck no
>>67800742
You'd have to be retarded NOT to do that
>>67800796
I-I just thought I was weird
>>67800755
It requires little effort, and it's practiced so much it'd probably be easier to "play" blind by default. Ideally, if I was Daredevil and caught in a shocking situation I wouldn't want my instincts to make me blow my cover.
only shits once per day and that is right before he bathes
He has super senses, so he can probably smell when its totally clean. Also since he has to stay in great shape he most likely has a good diet, which means healthy solid shits with no wiping required.
Sometimes toilet paper has hard bits of cedar in it. It looks like small specks of fecal matter. We wipe with it because we believe in our toilet paper. We BELIEVE in our toilet paper. We are a blessed bunch of true Americans.
>only shit once per 3 days
get fucked normies and witness my superior digestive system
He doesn't, but who's going to have the gall to tell blind man he smells like shit?
>>67800987
>superior
nah m8 you just eat a ton of meat probably and not enough greens/grains
Something worth noting: his law office has no bathroom.
>>67800000
>>67799296
>swamp ass
Wats dat?
>>67800000
>cinema showers
Is this an american thing?
Lets be real guys who doesnt shit once per week, not like you have to go everyday
>>67800796
The Queen of England does not do that.
>>67799436
>have to sniff the paper
o fuck anon I just laughed so loud I woke up the neighbors
>>67801436
That's not healthy anon
>>67799436
>blind
I sniff mines regularly
>>67801501
I wish it was a joke, anon.
Does anyone else here sniff their finger after having some private anal fun?
>>67801574
lmaoyes
>>67799453
still doesnt sanitize it
perfect thing would be butt whipes that disolve
figure this shit out nerds
he can kill 100 ninjas at a time and you asking him how he wipes
>>67801891
are you implying that he wipes with dead ninjas?
3 normal wipes
1 wipe picking at ass hair
1 wipe with a dab of baby lotion
repeat until spotless
You people who think you can just tell that you're clean, you can't and everyone thinks you smell bad. Also if you wipe back to front between your legs, you're subhuman filth.
>>67799587
>shit 4-5 times a day
>>67799414
>he walks around with shit on his ring and doesn't even realise.
This is why people don't like to stand close you.
>>67800000
>tfw don't have to wipe 9 out of 10 times
Feels good.
>>67801944
i bet u have acne
>tfw lucky to poop once every 3 days
im going to die arent i
:
My ex gf did not wipe properly at all. She left shit stains in all of her panties. Eventually it grew on me and I loved her even more for her dirty ass.
After her, my dirty panty fetish went into overdrive. I would raid whatever panties I could get my hands on; my friends, friends' sisters, and sometimes strangers. The dirtier, the better. Most of the time, especially thongs, there would be shit stains in them. A piece of fabric shoved up their anuses all day will do that I guess. A shit stained panty is an intimate peek into a girl's most innermost bodily functions.
>take a giant shit complete with massive logs and liquid pouring from mine anus
>get comfy and ready to watch some kino
>suddenly have the urge to shit again
what the FUCK
>>67799841
Don't use flushable wet wipes.
They block drains.
>>67799240
>2016
>Not cleaning your butt in the shower
>>67802068
it sucks because they are literally perfect in every other aspect
>>67800000
>>67799587
How do you even function in every day life?
>>67802058
>>67802062
You should work on your diet
>>67802052
you're already dead
>>67802111
>>67800000
Weeeew l
>>67799453
You tell us what the 3rd world's like sandnigger.
>>67799261
>>67799264
This and this make the most sense.
>>67799453
I thought you guys wiped using your hand
![buWc6wS[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Be7J01n.png "buWc6wS[1].png")
>>67799240
>wiping
>not using superior seashells
Dude it's like you're still stuck in 2016
>>67799399
So you have to get entirely naked just to wipe your ass? Wew I wish I had the amount of time in a day that you seem to have.
>>67801540
Yeah but you don't HAVE to
>>67802153
Welcome back ,Ikea monkey
>>67801493
The queen of England has the royal wipe brigade to do it for her
She also has a royal gimp to tongue it clean incase the wipers miss anything
This is just common knowledge anon c'mon
>he doesn't strip entirely naked to poop
>>67799824
It's supposed to be partly because of his acrobatic abilities, but those have been toned down for television too much for it to fit.
>>67799436
Can we get a confirmation on this?
Im assuming that blind people take showers after shitting as much as possible to avoid the sniff test, but if there isnt a shower the thought of them sniffing until it smells "OK" is really tripping me out.
>>67802525
>he doesnt poo in the froggy position
>>67800000
Legendary get.
I wonder if his farts help him see.
>>67800000
witness
>>67799240
I'm not blind and I only wipe once, twice if I took a nasty shit but otherwise no exceptions.
>>67802058
>>67799453
So I've never used one of these. What do you do afterwards with your fat ass covered in shitwater?
>>67800000
Brilliant quints, I sincerely stood up and applauded.
Capekino characters dont have to go to the toilet
What foods do I need to eat so I only have to wipe like 2 times? I hate spending time in the bathroom.
>>67799656
Is this the Indian method?
Who /doesntsitproperlyontoilettomakesurewaterdoesntsplash/ here?
>>67802780
spinach,carrots and nuts.
drink a shit ton of water too
>>67799453
WAIT THESE ARENT FOR DRINKING WATER?
I went to France to see my relatives last year and they told me that if I'm thirsty I can pour a glass of water from one of these.
>>67802780
activated almonds
>there are cavemen who use toiletpaper
If you don't know how to use the three seashells, you should just kill yourself.
Hey
>>67802852
I too have also watched that film, good anon.
>>67799240
When you master complete muscle control, you can extrude a log cleanly. No residue left to wipe.
>>67802711
They do nothing. Arabs thing splashing a bit of water is enough the cleanse everything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudu
>>67802914
water alone would not cleanse poo though
u need soap
>>67799453
>>67799626
>>67799687
All those autistic gymnastics and dancing around 2 toilet sits just to take shit...
>>67803122
ayylmao pls go
>>67799240
do people actually look to see if there's shit left ? you can just feel it senpai
>>67802058
My moms underwear had a lot of shit stains, shit is gross, glad I clean my ass properly
>>67800000
Is that after having too many Cinema Crab Sticks ?
>>67801927
>Also if you wipe back to front between your legs, you're subhuman filth.
topkek
People do this?
>>67803763
women sometimes do
BEST WAY TO WIPE
-Standing
-Scrunching
-downwipes
-look
Anyone who sits, folds, upwipes or doesnt look is a fucking inbred and should kill themselves immediately. Seriously, we dont need you in society
>>67800000
>>67802805
Just use splash paper you retard
>>67802058
>>67799371
my nigga, i always shower after a shit, even if it's just real quick.
>>67799453
>>67803136
Hand Bidet
Best of both worlds.
>>67804047
It clogs the toilet
>>67802440
You have enough. To be shitposting here, faggot.
>>67804155
u must have big shits brah
>>67803989
>standing
>>67804155
Maybe if you put a whole wad down but two or three squares doesn't, that's all you need to negate the initial splashback
>>67802565
blind man here, can you repeat the question in braille?
>>67804231
.:...:............::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:;:.......:: : . : .: :::::... ::.... @3:17
>>67803575
>>67804107
This nigga knows whats up
>>67799240
i literally shit once a week and schedule them before showers
>>67804183
Yea. And I'm pretty small build too.
>>67804230
Thank
Who else has great shits regularly? I like to be just on edge and hold it in to the point where my mouth, nose, and eyes are watering from holding it so long. Then I get that sweet release. It's great.
Sometimes I have these other shits where a big log will plop out followed by lots of liquids and soft poop. Those are also really good.
These are the best
>>67804691
Meant to quote >>67804420
![1458023344991[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/27FD7FF.png "1458023344991[1].png")
>>67800000
>cinema showers
>>67799240
>How does he know when to stop wiping?
appreciate the fark reference, faggot OP
>>67799240
...wait...do you look at the paper every time you wipe?
>>67801961
>He doesn't wash his hands before and after
>>67803911
No it's women who shouldn't, there's like a half inch between anus and puss, they'd be wiling shit into their bits.
It doesn't matter for guys as we have the gooch.
