What was Zod thinking in this moment?
>he's not gonna do it he's a good guy and a superhero!
>>67792854
>why does Kal-El have a boner?
im goina kill this fucking innocent family cause there is no way Snyder is stupid enough to make superman a murder.
plan = flawless
>>67792854
>That wasn't a fart
>>67792854
HELP ME JOR-EL
>>67792854
its a prank bro!
>>67792969
"/pol/ was right"
>>67792854
>I'm so angry steam is coming out of my ear
STOP INVINCIBLE BRETHREN
>>67792854
Why didn't I just bring the kryptonite to kill kal-el with!
>>67792854
"did i leave the stove on?"
>Superman won't kill me! He's a hero! Of course he's about to call my bl-
>>67793205
Batman V superman plot had them find Kryptonite on the Zods crashed Krytonian ships....
.....this means zod actually had krypton in his possession the throughout all the events that transpired in MOS....
>>67792854
"super arms can't break steel necks"
>>67792854
If Superman can just break Zod's neck why didn't earlier in the fight he just break his arms or something?
>>67793263
>Jeb can't even get dubs
Why is his life such suffering?
>>67793291
Actually they explain that the kryptonite came from the World-Crunching machines they used to try and terraform Earth.
Zod didn't have them rocks, they were a byproduct.
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>67792854
I tapped out!? why isn't he letting go?
>>67793344
>Zod wins
>finish terraforming earth for no reason
>kryptonite everywhere
>everyone dies
>>67792854
I WILL FIND HIM!!!
>>67792854
you cracka ass white boi i din do nuffin-snaps neck
>>67792854
"Damn, Jor-El son arms are fucking bi-"
>>67793344
>>67793522
So not only would the terraforming have stripped them of their powers, but it also would have created deadly poison to them as a byproduct?
Why was Zod so fucking retarded?
>>67793522
Kek. Possible.
I'd like to think the Kryptonite is an end result of them fucking up the terraforming before it was done, but they didn't explicitly say anything to that effect that I remember.
Would've been hilarious for Zod to finish his masterplan only to realize the entire atmosphere and planet are now toxic
>>67793522
lol thats what i was thinking but it doesnt kill them it just weakings kryptonians to the point they can be killed so zod and co would have been screwed
>>67793612
I AM A GENERAL NOT A SCIENTIST
- maybe I should've kept Jor El alive after all
>>67793522
when zod was explaining his evil plan to superman on the ship, didn't he explain that earth was the perfect place to transform? how could he have missed such an obvious flaw???
>>67793673
But when you think about it, all the humans would've been dead by that point no?
>>67793700
Hence why I think Kryptonite was a failed-terraforming byproduct. That or the writers didn't think this through. 50/50 really
You know guys, he was still there when he became Doomsday.
You can see him smirk when he stabs Clark.
Actually now that I think about it, why terraform at all?
I mean, they could've used the humans as cheap slave labour and with just a small kyrptonian population they'd keep everything in check, considering they'd all have super powers.
>>67793764
Yeah if you listen closely you can faintly here him say "boys"
Really drove home the fact that he was apart of Lex
>>67793845
idk something about atmosphere or something, he didnt wanna live in it, but then he decided at the end that he was cool with it and started flying... y'know, plot
>>67793845
Because adapting to Earth hurt a lot and would take yearsplease ignore that it actually took him one scene
>>67792854
>I wish I was in a better film
How would you mmm boys have liked if Faora had gone full Invincible on Supes' ass?
Pic related: super rapewould you enjoy if she chose to crush your pelvis instead?
>>67793887
> plot
Sums it up well
Couldn't they have just terraformed Venus? I mean if the machine was going to completely change the atmosphere, you'd get rid of the greenhouse effect and make the surface a liveable temperature.
>>67793170
>can't unsee
>>67793977
You don't get to make an omelette without commiting xenocide, boy
>>67793900
id rather suffer the effects of earth and the sun to be a god then become mortal. if the yellow sun affects kryptonians how would their red sun affect humans?
>>67793845
>wipe out some shitty humans and get homeworld 2.0
>try and live with said shitbags and get cucked by the universe
choose 1
>>67793952
Wouldn't sex with Lois be incredibly boring for Superman (and potentially lethal for her)? Shouldn't he want to fuck Wonder Woman instead?
>>67794050
We would die, short and simple.
Their planet had much higher gravity and their sun was much weaker. This means they're naturally stronger, more resilient and have an uncanny ability to store power from the sun.
>>67794072
no because.... yknow... true love, or something
>>67793952
>mfw I read the first 86 issues then stopped
I wish they would have kept her alive for something like this to happen
>>67794071
>shitbags
FREE SLAVES NIGGA
And the best part is they can't ever supplant you because you're a literal physical god.
If they were going to terraform an inhospitable planet, why not mars or venus?
>>67794050
>id rather suffer the effects of earth and the sun to be a god then become mortal.
You didn't understand the character of Zod. Clearly as a born soldier turned tyrant he would rather take the easy way out and be comfortable and weak instead of toughing it out to be incredibly powerful.
>>67794072
he tried once with wonder woman while she was out sunbathing nude. he used his superspeed to fuck her but instead he ended up buttfucking the invisible man who was actually fucking wonder woman
>>67794125
Fly to Mars? Hold on there Elon Musk, Zod didn't have time for that. He had to terraform Earth immediately for...reasons.
>>67794117
But she's still alive. And she teased him about the rape too.
>>67794209
>>67794117
Oh wait you meant Faora my bad. Too sleepy to read things properly.
>>67794195
Mostly because he loved cucking people of the El house
>IF YOU DESTROY THIS SHIP YOU DESTROY KRYPTON!
>..............Krypton had its chance
>immafiringmuhlazer.jpg
If you like man of steel without acknowledging how bad everything about it is you are autistic
>>67792854
I guess we probably could share this planet
wats the point of teriforming earth at all? isnt the sun where their power originates?? wouldnt it had made more sence for the plot to revolve around zod tampering with the sun??
...then we could have had an awesome space battle betweem zod and superman, (throw a couple kryptonian ships to crash into and explode, since snyder loves that shit) and we would have spared countless of made up lives...
wasted potential
>>67794252
what was zods last name. if jor and kal were els what was zodz
>>67793952
That didn't actually fucking happen did it?because it's hot
>>67794388
Nah, that's from image comics.
Altough the whole plot line was basically MoS with more killing and extended further until we even see coexistence.
>>67794338
Zod. No really that's his last name.
His first name is "Dru".
Beats by Dru
>>67792854
>HOW'S...THAT...HAIRLINE...PHAM....
>>67793724
>Hence why I think Kryptonite was a failed-terraforming byproduct. That or the writers didn't think this through. 50/50 really
Probably the latter. IIRC, Kryptonite was said not to exist, and that it is both the Sun and the atmosphere which give Kryptonians their power on earth.
Come BvS, and the Sun explicitly revives Superman while he is floating in space post nuke. No atmosphere involved.
>>67794337
>not adding more Ozones to get that perfect sky tint
stay pleb earthcuck
>>67794388
Oh yeah and the best part about that comic is that he tells his wife about the time he was super raped and she's all supportive and shit.
>>67792854
>What are you going to do? Kill me?
>>67794567
Most of it is the sun, altough they say the atmosphere and gravity help.
The sun basically just supercharges his cells since apparently kryptonians are magic space plants that can convert solar power into anything they need.
>>67792854
>this fucking guy
>>67792854
>This is way better than using a belt
>>67794337
what are you even talking about?
zod doesn't care about having godlike powers he was just a patriotic man who wanted his planet and his people back
>>67794770
Make Krypton great again!
Still stupid
>be godlike
>free labour
>get to have a huge boon now that a single kryptonian can handle the workload of thousands of men
>>67794770
right a war-mongering tyrant obsessed with leading his people into a new age....doesn't care about power...
>>67794816
he would have all those things if he succeeded in terraforming earth
>>67794900
incorrect, his home planets "atmosphere" is what powers them... remember the scene where supermans tied up in the ship? yeah he was powerless in that atmosphere.
>>67794963
Nope. The thing is he was used to Earth's "nutritive" (I think he means well oxygenated?) atmosphere, so when he went into the kryptonian one he just wasn't used to it.
Imagine you going up the Everest without ever practicing before, it'll be kinda like that but harsher.
>>67794900
>highee gravity means lesser powers
>dead humans means no cheap slave labour
>woopsie daisy now we have to make more kryptonians! Which will take a long time specially since we only have like 5 of us to take care of those babies while also building infrastrcutre and sheit.
Guess that's okay since the sun gives us longevity tho!
>>67794963
no it made them regular humans thats why superman became weak like them so a terraformed earth would have made them us
>>67794963
no the yellow sun gives him his powers. he was weakened because zods ship kept the kryptonian atmosphere that sups wasn't used to
>>67795103
what are you implying zod should have kept earth and lived on the sun?
>>67794891
wut
he was obsessed with ensuring the survival of his people
he was just doing his job
reminder that he was trying to save his planet while papa supes and the council sat around eating bonbons and jacking off and the planet cracked in half
>>67795171
He should've enslaved humanity and used it as a slave race of free labour, so kryptonians can live like kings and dedicate themselves to science and warfare, expanding the kryptonian empire through the stars.
>>67795247
I'm sure it's explained in some comic somewhere, but i didn't get why the Kryptonians apparently expanded through the stars at one point and then just, stopped? I don't get it.
>>67793612
I seriously never understood this, when they terraform the planet, they lose all their fucking god-powers...
then they would be 4 or 5 cucks on a planet full of pissed off people with nukes.
The MINUTE he's on the planet and is like "holy shit I can fly" (FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, since this wasn't something they knew they could do at all) he should have realized how fucking autistic his plan was.
Whoever wrote this literally has no clue about anything.
>>67795188
Kal El is the one that warned everyone of what would happen.
Kal El also sent the codex to Earth to ACUALLY save Krypton.
Zod was a raging sperg that wanted to literally erase parts or the genepool because "reeee I hate politicians", but he'd just keep the old ways in a sense.
Meanwhile Jor El was a fucking alpha, and the first Kryptonian in ages to fuck some pussy and have it spit a baby, because he knew you gotta grease some dicks to keep the master race going baby, time for change yeah!
>>67795188
papa superman was boning his wife. he found out where his dick went and it felt good
>>67795314
Kinda like Paradox Interactive™: Stellaris®©, the game has fallen empires, which are basically what kryptonians were, a race that pushed so far they went into a nihilistic decadence. And while advanced as fuck they collective have "seen so much shit" they just give up and lose their drive, and just go fuck off somewhere else.
In theie case what cause this stagnation was stopping sex.
They started having shitty bottle babies thst were set for castes (warrior, politician, scientist) before even being boen, and that's when it all went to shit.
Makes some sense, kinda, if life is decided before you are even born why bother?
>>67795366
>humping some bitch like a fucking animal when your species has transcended such nonsense
disgusting
>>67795319
Well actually if they finished terraforming every human on earth would die. The gravity of krypton is too high for humans to survive it.
>>67795477
So basically kryptonians are huge pussies, got it.
>>67795516
The bottle babies are what made everyone give up. Politicians were comfortable doing nothing knowing their position was assured. Scientists just scienced but without any purpose, just to do what they were told. Soldiers angrily shaked rheir fists at each other knowing they'd never acrually do anything because politicians were too lazy.
Why aspire to more when you were born to be garbage collector #4513
>>67795555
Pretty much senpai.
Then Jor El thought "but what if I go full chad and fuck some pussy".
And that's how male pattern baldness found it's way back into the gene pool.
>>67795477
nigga did you have to spell out the whole shit, Paradox Interactive™: Stellaris®©. just say stellaris you fucking numbnuts
>>67795549
Okay, so 5 Kryptonians are going to repopulate the planet? some of which, are male, or dead halfway towards the end of the movie...
It's fucking stupid.
>>67795620
because if you were made to be a garbage collector you wouldn't even be capable of wanting more anyways because they would make you a fucking retard
rather than 99% of people being nothing but devastated hopes and crushed dreams everyone would know and fulfill their purpose and enjoy doing so
>>67795669
It's a joke.
>>67795698
They just need to use the codex to access the kryptonian genetic database and use the incubator to make more babies.
If they were smart they'd randomize things a bit too.
>>67795722
Yeah but think about it. We've bred the perfecr politician, the apex of politicianess.
What does it do all day?
Stop everybody else from accomplishing anything worthwhile of course!
Pottery!
IT WAS JUST A PRANK KAL-EL
>>67795772
But repopulation would take decades right? What if Supes damaged the codex? What if ANYTHING damaged the codex? If you changed the planet, wouldn't Kryptonians then just have regular life spans? So...terraform the planet, get a cucked life span, and THEN focus on using the codex to repopulate the planet?
Either way, it's autistic as fuck.
>>67795828
I'M YOUR OTHER SPACE DAD KAL-EL THAT IS HOW KRYPTONIANS BREED
>>67795836
That's my point senpai.
>don't terraform
>use slaves to build New Krypton
>breed your race of super babies
>enjoy being a wargod and make plans for your cool new space empire
>>67795896
Why was the writing so mind-numbingly retarded?
>>67795972
because your mums pussy was off that day
>>67792854
>What was Zod thinking in this moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ksKETF0f4I
>>67796024
Good one?
>>67792854
This scene is so fucking stupid. Why didn't Superman just fly away after grabbing Zod.
