Peter Dinklage
Gwen Stefani
ur not capsbro
>>67791911
>People like capsbro now
times have changed.
>>67791911
I don't see him making a thread
Dinklage has a lot of range as an actor and pride as a man, so I have to wonder if they will limit overt references to his dwarfism to the monologue......
Obviously, if he does something physical, that will be part of the joke, but it's not the same as having five sketches where everyone in the scene reacts to his height.
>>67791972
You didn't give him a chance!
***
I miss Davey.
when is it on? will i be disappointed? who is capsbro?
>>67791956
people always liked capsbro
I'd ask Dinklage for some change, but I think he'd come up a little short.
FIRST MIDGET TO HOST SNL SO PROGRESSIVE
>>67791893
Hope there are some good shorts in this
Over/Under on blatant SJW skits tonight?
>>67792123
But Trump makes it so easy......
>>67792123
About 100%
Will the opening be another easy trump joke or will they be creative and start it with a Batman vs Superman schtick?
>>67792069
Nah the guy from The Hunger Games has hosted before
inb4
"Is that still on?"
"Do you all watch it ironically?"
"I remember when it was funny."
"Is Cecily pregnant?"
"Who's watching TCM after SNL?"
There's going to be a 10 minute GoT skit that runs on 11 minutes too long.
>>67792177
Well Abar, the First Black Superman and Shaft in Africa is on TCM tonight
>kate in that outfit
hnnnnNNNNNGGGGHHHHH
CNN absolutely btfo
dem tittays
>>67792225
>Cicely in that outfit
DAMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>67792220
Two of my favorites!
>>67792236
>blonde Cecily
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>cecily in that outfit
hnnnnnNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Cecily is pregnant again. Dem tits!
Thank God I can always count on Kate and Cecily looking fine as hell
EPIC DONALD TRUMP SKIT :DDD
>>67792277
I don't even know what the skit is about anymore.
Trump was asked about women having illegal abortion. Why is the media purposely leaving out the illegal part?
>it is just... tremendous
kek
>>67792277
>you must be this long to enter
>>67792317
>Its a gotcha question
Cecily doing Missy Elliot!
We gonna finally stick around and watch TCM Underground together? It's Blaxploitation night.
Why does the left hate Trump even though he is the most accepting of abortion of the other three candidates?
These jokes are already dry. sheesh
This isn't even funny, same SJW crap
>>67792320
>>67792369
Because he is a fucking white male.
>>67792317
Because they can spin it and liberals will preach it even when they know its a lie. The truth doesn't matter to liberals, only ideas that push their agenda. Theres literally no other reason for liberals to make news out of someone saying laws should be enforced. luckily only nutjob liberals are influenced by that shit.
i can't control my horny levels during this sketch
>>67792317
Same reason why they keep leaving out the reason why the woman was pepper sprayed was because she sucker punched someone.
>malapropisms
The chant thing is pretty funn . He actually does those sort of American baseball chants. I saw him start a "build the wall!" chant at a rally and then at the end he shouted "ANNNND WHOS GONNA BUILD IT?" And the crowd shouted back "Mexico!"
>>67792369
>>67792290
>>67792317
>>67792348
>>67792385
>>67792386
>>67792397
Figures that the most retarded, degenerate part of the internet is filled with Trump fans.
Enjoy him getting raped in the general.
>>67792414
Kate is packing some guns.
>>67792414
Good job
>>67792386
It'll get replays on Huffpo, Slate, Salon, CNN, MSNBC, and FOX. "You won't BELIEVE what SNL said about Trump this week! Must See!"
>>67792436
Fisting is good for the biceps
>>67792429
leave it to a liberal to make a joke about rape and get away with it.
>>67792385
I understand but it's 2016 and he's still white and a cis male. I mean come on.
He's white and he's has a penis. Congratulations on his white penis. It's 2016.
CAN'T SINK THE DINK
LOOK AT THE WEE LITTLE PUPPET MAN!
Is every sketch gonna be based around midgets tonight
>>67792429
funny how it's only retarded and degenerate when you don't like it
'k pal
I chuckled
>>67792317
because no one cares about that. not even fox.
who /lightning/ here?
cringe
>SNL
>funny
exterminate normies
That QT behind George RR Martin.
the camera's so low you can't even see the band
>>67792497
Another good job
>no tops being taken off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D-don't be so lewd Vanessa
>>67791893
The best part about SNL is...
Weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner...
>Vanessa's shirt briefly opening and revealing her bra
off to a bad start so far
>>67792545
They should just get a wide angle lens.
all of the gags all at once!
Why is there always livestock hanging out backstage?
This show is running a little short tonight.
THIS IS SCARIER THAN THE UNDEAD ICE MONSTERS ON THE SHOW
thank goodness that ended when it did
>>67792582
that was hot
When's Verne Troyer hosting?
>>67792535
SNL is the most important live/variety show of our time. It will be written about in history books long after America has perished.
it must be a nightmare trying to keep the manlet in frame with normal heighters.
i bet there will be a lot of fuckups.
looks like they phoned it in tonight
do people actually like game of thrones or is it just some reddit/nerd culture meme
>>Dragon comes out
okay so we got a great show
Somebody post the Vanessa nude pic
Fuck/marry/kill between Vanessa, Kate and Cecily.
Make your choice.
>>67792605
>5"11 vs. 6"1
>>67792497
I'm guessing both of those girls took Petey's picture.
That was fucking awful. Who watches this shit? Glad I stopped watching SNL years ago.
>>67792624
I don't get it they had three fucking weeks
what does her breast milk taste like?
>>67791994
They didn't do one in the monologue........
>>67792571
I think you meant to post a pic of Cecily.
>>67792633
Cecily, Kate, Vanessa.
>>67792627
It's the same thing with Rick And Marty
At least there was no singing during this monologue
>>67792627
Its reddit nerd culture. People pretend to like it to talk about it at work. Its sad because Veep comes on right after and its a much better show
>>67792619
You know they do it all the time. In the show he's in. The famous one.
>>67792633
FV MC KK
>>67792662
Slightly overripe cherries with a slight hint of vanilla.
American psycho the !musical?
>>67792647
>tfw i only listen to the beatles because everyone else is just pretending
i walk around with a literal 24/7 cringe because everyone else has no clue
>>67792633
Fuck Cecily, marry Vanessa, kill Kate but only because she's gay and will never sleep with me
>>67792633
Fuck Cecily Marry Vanessa Kill Kate
>>67792611
And yet Mad TV was infinitely better.
>>67792601
every time they go backstage there's always a llama, an Abraham Lincoln impersonator, and two showgirls, it's just a running gag
>>67792611
prob in the book "why american TV is shit"
oh god.....
Is this the same midget from Elf?
Hoo boy here we go...
>Tigger the nigger
They did that on purpose!
The people that laughed just now at the sight of dinklage just got exposed as little people haters
>>67792700
yeah but thats not live and they are used to it. i'm pre-cringing. i've already noticed a couple fuck ups... then again, i am a film student (getting a masters)
>Kanye glasses
My sides
>Jay playing an original role, not an impression
WHAT THE FUCK YO
Denny don't play dat.
OH I GET IT. ITS A STEREOTYPICAL BLACK CHARACTER IN WINNIE THE POOH. INCREDIBLE JOKE
who /already drunk/ here
this is awful
Haha it's a black guy and he's really street and it's funny because it's a kids cartoon haha
How is dinklage breathing out of that nose?
>making the short person pooh
this is racist as fuck. thank god its a liberal show so no one will complain
BIG BEAR DOIN THANGS
>>67792816
THIS IS SNL!
>>67792795
getting there and just in time fuck this fucking shit
>>67792838
I wanna fuck that pig
>>67792828
>HAHAHA! LIBERALS AM I RIGHT
you're even less funny than this show
WHY CANT THEY JUST MEMORIZE THEIR LINES? ITS NOT IMPROV
Why is Lorne so dumb to ubderuse Pharaoh
>Insulting the god Christopher Roberts
>>67792871
denial isn't just a river in egypt:D
can a nice person please tell me what I missed in the first 15 minutes?
>adding a black guy character makes everything funnier
THERE IS NO GOD
I thought this was real for a sec
MY EYES!
Guys The Dark Knight is on SpikeTV right now
What should I expect?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is
>>67792907
nothing
>>67792907
BLACK PEOPLE AMIRITE
Jay has gotten a lot fucking better at sketch acting over time. He was awful when he started but that was pretty alright as far as timing and delivery goes.
>>67792873
Because the sketches aren't finalized until the day before, if not the day of. There are dozens of sketches written. It's retarded, and nearly impossible, to memorize dozens of sketches when less than 10 end up being on the show.
>>67792873
They do rewrites minutes before showtime.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
Alright if they're gonna do a crazy Leslie sketch, this is a good idea
>>67792939
what did the midget do in the monologue and what was the cold open?
I'm literally only watching to see Gwen Stefani
>>67792905
and mental retardation tends to be genetic, not coincidental ;)
>YOU ARE PACKIN
>NOICE
at least it's a big dinklage
>it's a leslie saves the sketch episode
>>67792974
This is the best
>>67792958
usual trump bashing
GOT references
Who was the shortest SNL host before Dinklage? DeVito or one of the kid hosts?
>>67792949
>>67792948
MAYBE THEY SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME BEING FUNNY
This is painful to watch...
>>67792958
>trump is dumb lol stupid conservatives lol
>lol GRRM is a lazy hack lol
>That pubic hair on Leslie
Lel
>obvious bra to hold her flappy nig tits
they finally put leslie in the right sketch.
>>67793013
hang in there peter
>>67793021
Trump IS dumb. Conservatives ARE stupid.
>>67793010
Has to be hutcherson, as far as adult males go
>>67793018
it almost always is
What do you think Leslie's coochie smells like?
DUDE MY DAD DIED ON 9/11 LMAO
PETE
>>67793025
I'd eat it to be famous
jon just swooced right in
>that line flub
Ouch. One of the few sketch opportunities Pete gets.
DUDE FUCK BOWIE LMAO
Did they fuck up the start of the sketch?
>>67793013
>manlet being raped
He looks like an action figure.
He looks like a little doll
Dinklage is good at this performance art character
there's no way he's actually 4'5"
oh peter....
You're trying too hard if you don't think is funny
>>67793120
>Dinklage is good
stopped reading
>>67793096
the one looking you know he wrote this sketch
>>67793068
I'm trying to eat
OMG SPACE PANTS?!?! SO FUNNY
Cecily wrote this didn't she
Those extras are digging this!
>Did you see my pants? No, you missed 'em.
>My pants are a tour of the solar system.
genius
>everyone laughing at Dinklage before he says/does anything
Jesus I thought new yorkers were progressive
HOLLA BACK!
>>67793065
Danny DeVito is more of a man than any of us will ever be.
gwen stefani is sexy as hell
Stephani could get fucked forwards and backwards
One of the very very few good sketches
SPACE SHORTS
I need to drink more if I'm gonna make it through this show
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
Gwen has one of the best subtle boob jobs in the business
Gwen Stefani is too fucking old to be dressing and acting like a 15 year old girl. She's 46. It's embarrassing!
>Gwen Stefani is 46 years old
>>67793159
>the snl audience is filled with new yorkers
Come on
Gwen Stefani is 46.
bad timing there
russell crowe?
>>67793200
(you)
>>67793178
I hoping she comes out wearing a leotard
They are literally incapable of ever ending a sketch well.
Hot damn, Russell Crowe! Maybe he'll fight around the world!
>Whatsisface's late entrance
>camera shaking in opening monologue
>Bobby Moynihan's hat falling off as GRRM
So many people are getting fired tomorrow
The first 3 sketches have prominently featured pants (or lack thereof)
>>67793197
want to skype?
>Fun fact: Gwen Stefani is older than Ted Cruz
>Trump thinks people who commit crimes should face a penalty
wow don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.jpg
but seriously this show sucks
also peter dinklage seems way too pretentious and unhappy about being associated with game of thrones. He should be happy he got a big role and tons of money, especially for a dwarf
W2C GWEN STEFANI GF
>>67793246
>she was born in the 60s
>>67793237
Lorne always never liked to end sketches on one last joke like Carol Burnett did
>>67793246
>TFW Presidential noms will be your age
I'm not ready for that reality, senpai
>>67793244
Sorry. I don't use Microsoft products.
>>67793238
Hopefully they fire the SNL intern that kicked me out of his apartment for smoking on his fire escape
>>67793301
but I am lonely
>>67792984
>tends to be genetic, not coincidental ;)
genes are randomly mixed though so it is a coincidence
<you'll never sniff gwen steffanis pants
end it
>>67793310
Egg-fucking-scuse me?
>>67793333
> <
what was that long ass interlude?
>>67793323
suicide is always a great way to solve loneliness
>>67793310
What does an SNL intern do? Sounds like a pretty interesting gig.
i'd eat the fatty's pussy desu
and further downhill it goes
>>67793354
I want to suck a dick before
>>67793333
>ywn sniff Cecily's underwear after a long night of performing
relatively original
HA HA!
Phallic imagery...
aidy actually looks kinda cute in that outfit
my fucking sides. this is actually gold.
OH I GET IT. THE BREAD IS A PENIS!
>>67793355
I think he said he just does something with the cards. Like writes them or transports them from one person to the designated card holder. And just get the writers coffee or food during the weekdays
I wasn't sure about this sketch but the second that bread came through I was sold.
would you a aidy?
BIG
>>67793403
goddamn... don't remind me
>>67792000
me too
