>Okay, we're going up against *inconceivable odds*
>some of you won't survive
>anybody has a problem with that, step out now and nothing will come of it
>no one steps forward
>alright lets begin
>"wait!"
>>67787237
>anybody has a problem with that, step out now and nothing will come of it
>somebody step out
>movie ends
>how do we know we can trust you
>you can't
Every time
>>67788254
>anybody has a problem with that, step out now and nothing will come of it
>somebody step out
>gets shot by the person giving the speech
>main character earns lots of money
>like a whole lot especially for his age
>goes to take a shit
>wipes his ass
>flushes asswipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan
>>67788493
>not flushing the paper down the toilet
fucking savage
why wouldn't you
>>67788533
>not masturbating while your 4/10 mom grimaces whilst picking up your poopy wipes, pretending not to notice you fondling your micropenis
fuck off normie
>>67788493
>he wipes
>"okay i wont lie. this is a suicide mission many of you probably wont make it back. now who's in?"
>no one stands up to join
>the nerdy shy character looks around him and stands up
>"im with you"
>everyone else slowly stands as well
>>67788493
Greece pls leave
>chase scene
>character running from police
>jumps through glass plywood
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>>67788644
MOOOOOOOOT
>the mayor's been up my ass with this thing...
>the DA is up my ass...
>the mayor is so far up my ass if he spits it's coming out of my mouth
>in this department we do things by the book
>there a wrong way of doing things, then there's the way you two idiots do things...
>the mayor's gonna have my ass...
>i hear from the boys upstairs you've been sticking your nose in the wrong alley...
>your ass is on the line here
>don't yes captain me...
>you got (insert days) if i don't see any results im gonna fry your ass...
>character gets out of bed without jerking off
>character goes to party and doesn't upperdecker host
>>67787237
>Okay, we're going up against *inconceivable odds*
>Any volunteers?
>*a momentary pause*
>Rookies all glance at each other
>Protagonist: *sigh* I'll go
>>67788657
>"You might be wondering how I got here"
>car/plane/spaceship skidding along ground uncontrollably
>stops exactly at the edge of some cliff
jesus christ
![12276789_1646176552304373_1905252338_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qr4QpYj.jpg "12276789_1646176552304373_1905252338_n[1].jpg")
>We must destroy him!
>No! He is not our enemy!
>*pauses*
>Besides... We are not so different.
>and leaving him here is a much worse fate.
>Frogposting /r9kuckold/ is a fucking coward
Wow, how surprising, I should show this thread to my gf.
>>67790227
>driver jumps out of the car and grabs edge of cliff
>>67790314
>cliff explodes
>>67790244
/s/ Real Family members
Approved.
>Scene takes place at Christmas
>Main character is celebrating with his family with a huge Christmas dinner instead of alone at home with a bucket of cold KFC because his Grandma caught him jerking off in the attic to pictures of his Grandpa when he was in the Army and said he isn't allowed at family functions anymore
Yeah real fucking realistic normie piece of shit movie.
>>67788352
>>67788254
Name one movie where this happens
>>67787237
Not /tv/ related, but this trope is subverted somewhat in Legend of the Galactic Heroes. One of the Alliance vice admirals (pic related) leaves to return to civilian life after a certain important plot point. It's noted that him doing this gives excuses to soldiers that are too prideful to leave on their own.
>>67790436
>jacking off to your grandpa
wew
>>67790507
Get out of here cartoon watching degenerate piece of shit.
>>67790436
Ha, I know that feel.
>>67788332
fuckin kek
it's
>You don't
But "you can't" is infinitely funnier
>>67790172
HE'S LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE BUUTTTT!!
XdDD
>>67790529
normie
>>67790491
Man of Steel (to both)
>>67790268
>we're not so different, you and I
It's only ever redeemed by
>In another time, in another place, I could have called you brother
>HOLY SHIT THE BOMB IS GONNA BLOW IN 30 SECOND
>there is a 10minutes action scene
>>67790695
>the writers forget about the bomb
>>67790695
>some kind of countdown for a bomb or other disaster
>protagonists stop it at 0:01
just end my pathetic existence
>>67790314
>about to slip and fall when someone's hand appears out of nowhere and grabs him
>>67790773
>starts counting up
>>67790561
>Jerking off to your grandpa is okay but cartoons aren't
Why can't we have both?
>>67790653
>you remind me of myself when I was younger
>>67790653
Fuck Lord of the Rings.
>>67790774
>hand has a gun in it
>>67790774
>falls off the cliff, other characters look in horror and run over
>camerapans over side of cliff and he's hanging there
>>67787237
On The Curious Case of Benjamin Button a sailor decide to resign when the captain announces he's being called for war duty, it'll be dangerous and whoever wanted to leave should do it right away.
>>67788493
>character drops poo in a place other than the loo
>the movie isn't in India and he's not Indian
>>67790773
>director purposedly makes it stop at 0:04 to avoid this
Wew
>Main character's mum doesn't slap his testicles if he farts when she's cleaning and powdering him so he doesn't get rashes from sitting and sleeping in his computer chair for days
>>67790958
>some kind of countdown for a bomb or other disaster
>protagonists stop it at any time other than 0:01
honestly let me die please
>>67790878
>frog post thread
>samefag posts bana
>>67787237
>Character caught sneaking in restricted area
>I thought this was the bathroom
>MC has family and friends
>villain dies horrifically
>gets back up again permanently disfigured
>>67791081
>protagonist wakes up in the morning
>doesn't have a sudden realization that reality is still just as awful and starts sobbing uncontrollably
>>67788607
holy shit kek
![8nLFCVP[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8MMcEU6.png "8nLFCVP[1].png")
>>67791081
>my father left when I was just a kid, and my mother was a whore.
>Character unloads all his power on his enemy
>"Is that all you got?"
>>67791154
>villain is shown to immensely stronger
>still gets beaten in the end
>>67790507
god damn it
I think I'm approaching that point
my fault for reading
>>67790998
>some kind of countdown for a bomb or other disaster
>protagonist races to stop it
>timer gets to 0:00
>nothing happens, it's a decoy
cool clock Ahmed
>>67791205
>starts blinking and beeping when it reaches 0:00
![tumblr_nl3n6q3L3J1tezt7xo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGvZjKS.jpg "tumblr_nl3n6q3L3J1tezt7xo1_1280[1].jpg")
>*kneels*
>We heard you were a Master.
>We wish to study under you.
>I... I l-left that life long ago... I'm s-sorry.
>Fine, c'mon guy let's go. This guy is just a fraud.
>*starts to walk away*
>"remembers past.....*
>Wait! I will train you after all.
>>67791413
>character disappears after traumatic life event/failure
>eventually found years later
>other character holds out lightsaber to him to get him to come back and help the rebellion
honestly every fucking movie
>one guy leaves
>he comes back at a crucial point later onthis is actually great
>>67791200
I didn't spoil much.
>>67791474
>reprise a cherished movie role after several decades
>have all your lines cut out of the movie because you're a tired old hag
>be contractually obliged to grow a beard because you're fat and ugly
getting tired of this happening
>>67791474
That sounds like it only happens in Star Wars.
>>67791714
>character is a woman in a film made in 2010s
>liked by everyone, no flaws or weaknesses
only upside is thepits
>they not be the best men for the job, but unfortunately for them, they're the only men for the job
>>67791736
No I just came back from seeing Zootopia and this actually happened there, that's what made me think of it
>I've got a plan, but you're not gonna like it
WHEEEW
>>67790289
>I should show this thread to my imaginary gf
*fixed
>Are you alright?
>Yeah, just a couple broken ribs
>>67790529
>not jacking off with you're grandpa
>>67790491
venture bros
>>67792148
My spleen!
